Poll
Question:
Would you rather
Option 1: make out with a hobo wearing bird poop for lipstick
votes: 5
Option 2: make out with a hobo wearing cheese and pee for lipstick
votes: 17
:news:
THE ANSWER WILL ALARM YOU
Well, urine is at least sterile....
(btw this question does not originate from me. it was discovered using my roommate's iphone)
I like cheese.
:lulz:
Quote from: Cain on August 31, 2010, 03:13:51 AM
Well, urine is at least sterile....
fresh urine is sterile. this urine
is not
Is the bird poop fresh?
Ohhhh... 2 and 2... I like where this is going.... I smell a runoff.... wait, can you have a run off with only 2 options!? :?
can you pick both?
Where's the "yes" option?
Quote from: Cain on August 31, 2010, 03:13:51 AM
Well, urine is at least sterile....
This. And I like cheese.
Quote from: Cramulus on August 31, 2010, 03:31:23 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 31, 2010, 03:13:51 AM
Well, urine is at least sterile....
fresh urine is sterile. this urine
is not
Damn. Well, and neither is female urine.
Dare I ask:
What kind of Cheese?
Where is the DON'T BOTHER ME WITH THE FUCKING MINUTIA AND JUST HAND OVER THE HOBO choice?
Aw, damn...he could answer "dick," couldn't he? :x
Quote from: Jenne on August 31, 2010, 03:59:34 AM
Aw, damn...he could answer "dick," couldn't he? :x
:x
This board has ruined me.
also, bird poop is bitter, cheese and pee is salty. I generally prefer salty over bitter.
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on August 31, 2010, 04:30:17 AM
also, bird poop is bitter, cheese and pee is salty. I generally prefer salty over bitter.
:?
:x
....and you said your culinary whatnot had
bounds!
I am not surprised by the overwhelming popularity of cheese and pee.
Quote from: Nigel on August 31, 2010, 04:57:59 PM
I am not surprised by the overwhelming popularity of cheese and pee.
This is a great quote, even taken out of context.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 31, 2010, 05:05:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 31, 2010, 04:57:59 PM
I am not surprised by the overwhelming popularity of cheese and pee.
This is a great quote, even especially taken out of context.
News?
I chose to make out with the hobo wearing lipstick made of bird poop, by the way, because I don't want the cheese and pee guy to get a big head.
Cheese makes everything better.
Quote from: Juvenal on August 31, 2010, 11:50:12 PM
Cheese makes everything better.
Yeah, and if it's blue cheese, you probably couldn't even taste the pee.
Quote from: Cramulus on August 31, 2010, 09:32:43 PM
I chose to make out with the hobo wearing lipstick made of bird poop, by the way, because I don't want the cheese and pee guy to get a big head.
:horrormirth:
Wait.
We don't really get a hobo? :sad:
THERE ARE FEMALE HOBOS? :O