Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Cramulus on August 31, 2010, 03:12:49 AM

Poll
Question: Would you rather
Option 1: make out with a hobo wearing bird poop for lipstick votes: 5
Option 2: make out with a hobo wearing cheese and pee for lipstick votes: 17
Title: Difficult Choices: Hoboerotica
Post by: Cramulus on August 31, 2010, 03:12:49 AM
:news:

THE ANSWER WILL ALARM YOU
Title: Re: Difficult Choices: Hoboerotica
Post by: Cain on August 31, 2010, 03:13:51 AM
Well, urine is at least sterile....
Title: Re: Difficult Choices: Hoboerotica
Post by: Cramulus on August 31, 2010, 03:14:02 AM
(btw this question does not originate from me. it was discovered using my roommate's iphone)
Title: Re: Difficult Choices: Hoboerotica
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 31, 2010, 03:24:11 AM
I like cheese.
Title: Re: Difficult Choices: Hoboerotica
Post by: Brotep on August 31, 2010, 03:24:43 AM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Difficult Choices: Hoboerotica
Post by: Cramulus on August 31, 2010, 03:27:27 AM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on August 31, 2010, 03:24:11 AM
I like cheese.

sick dude
Title: Re: Difficult Choices: Hoboerotica
Post by: Cramulus on August 31, 2010, 03:31:23 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 31, 2010, 03:13:51 AM
Well, urine is at least sterile....

fresh urine is sterile. this urine
is not
Title: Re: Difficult Choices: Hoboerotica
Post by: Requia ☣ on August 31, 2010, 03:34:08 AM
Is the bird poop fresh?
Title: Re: Difficult Choices: Hoboerotica
Post by: Phox on August 31, 2010, 03:37:35 AM
Ohhhh... 2 and 2... I like where this is going.... I smell a runoff.... wait, can you have a run off with only 2 options!?  :?
Title: Re: Difficult Choices: Hoboerotica
Post by: Thurnez Isa on August 31, 2010, 03:41:24 AM
can you pick both?
Title: Re: Difficult Choices: Hoboerotica
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 31, 2010, 03:43:33 AM
Where's the "yes" option?
Title: Re: Difficult Choices: Hoboerotica
Post by: Jenne on August 31, 2010, 03:45:47 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 31, 2010, 03:13:51 AM
Well, urine is at least sterile....

This.  And I like cheese.
Title: Re: Difficult Choices: Hoboerotica
Post by: Jenne on August 31, 2010, 03:46:13 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 31, 2010, 03:31:23 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 31, 2010, 03:13:51 AM
Well, urine is at least sterile....

fresh urine is sterile. this urine
is not

Damn.  Well, and neither is female urine.
Title: Re: Difficult Choices: Hoboerotica
Post by: eighteen buddha strike on August 31, 2010, 03:57:42 AM
Dare I ask:

What kind of Cheese?
Title: Re: Difficult Choices: Hoboerotica
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 31, 2010, 03:59:02 AM
Where is the DON'T BOTHER ME WITH THE FUCKING MINUTIA AND JUST HAND OVER THE HOBO choice?
Title: Re: Difficult Choices: Hoboerotica
Post by: Jenne on August 31, 2010, 03:59:34 AM
Aw, damn...he could answer "dick," couldn't he?  :x
Title: Re: Difficult Choices: Hoboerotica
Post by: Nast on August 31, 2010, 04:05:28 AM
Quote from: Jenne on August 31, 2010, 03:59:34 AM
Aw, damn...he could answer "dick," couldn't he?  :x

:x

This board has ruined me.
Title: Re: Difficult Choices: Hoboerotica
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 31, 2010, 04:30:17 AM
also, bird poop is bitter, cheese and pee is salty. I generally prefer salty over bitter.
Title: Re: Difficult Choices: Hoboerotica
Post by: Elder Iptuous on August 31, 2010, 02:48:50 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on August 31, 2010, 04:30:17 AM
also, bird poop is bitter, cheese and pee is salty. I generally prefer salty over bitter.

:?
:x
....and you said your culinary whatnot had bounds!
Title: Re: Difficult Choices: Hoboerotica
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 31, 2010, 04:57:59 PM
I am not surprised by the overwhelming popularity of cheese and pee.
Title: Re: Difficult Choices: Hoboerotica
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 31, 2010, 05:05:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 31, 2010, 04:57:59 PM
I am not surprised by the overwhelming popularity of cheese and pee.

This is a great quote, even taken out of context.
Title: Re: Difficult Choices: Hoboerotica
Post by: Requia ☣ on August 31, 2010, 06:30:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 31, 2010, 05:05:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 31, 2010, 04:57:59 PM
I am not surprised by the overwhelming popularity of cheese and pee.

This is a great quote, even especially taken out of context.
Title: Re: Difficult Choices: Hoboerotica
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 31, 2010, 08:08:13 PM
News?
Title: Re: Difficult Choices: Hoboerotica
Post by: Cramulus on August 31, 2010, 09:32:43 PM
I chose to make out with the hobo wearing lipstick made of bird poop, by the way, because I don't want the cheese and pee guy to get a big head.
Title: Re: Difficult Choices: Hoboerotica
Post by: Juvenal on August 31, 2010, 11:50:12 PM
Cheese makes everything better.
Title: Re: Difficult Choices: Hoboerotica
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on August 31, 2010, 11:51:21 PM
Quote from: Juvenal on August 31, 2010, 11:50:12 PM
Cheese makes everything better.

Yeah, and if it's blue cheese, you probably couldn't even taste the pee.
Title: Re: Difficult Choices: Hoboerotica
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 01, 2010, 07:14:20 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 31, 2010, 09:32:43 PM
I chose to make out with the hobo wearing lipstick made of bird poop, by the way, because I don't want the cheese and pee guy to get a big head.

:horrormirth:
Title: Re: Difficult Choices: Hoboerotica
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 01, 2010, 03:18:08 PM
Wait.

We don't really get a hobo?   :sad:
Title: Re: Difficult Choices: Hoboerotica
Post by: Stelpa on September 01, 2010, 03:50:32 PM
THERE ARE FEMALE HOBOS? :O