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Difficult Choices: Hoboerotica

Started by Cramulus, August 31, 2010, 03:12:49 AM

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Would you rather

make out with a hobo wearing bird poop for lipstick
5 (22.7%)
make out with a hobo wearing cheese and pee for lipstick
17 (77.3%)

Total Members Voted: 22

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Cramulus

August 31, 2010, 03:12:49 AM
:news:

THE ANSWER WILL ALARM YOU

Cain

#1
August 31, 2010, 03:13:51 AM
Well, urine is at least sterile....

Cramulus

#2
August 31, 2010, 03:14:02 AM
(btw this question does not originate from me. it was discovered using my roommate's iphone)

East Coast Hustle

#3
August 31, 2010, 03:24:11 AM
I like cheese.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Brotep

#4
August 31, 2010, 03:24:43 AM
 :lulz:

Cramulus

#6
August 31, 2010, 03:31:23 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 31, 2010, 03:13:51 AM
Well, urine is at least sterile....

fresh urine is sterile. this urine
is not

Requia ☣

#7
August 31, 2010, 03:34:08 AM
Is the bird poop fresh?
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Phox

#8
August 31, 2010, 03:37:35 AM
Ohhhh... 2 and 2... I like where this is going.... I smell a runoff.... wait, can you have a run off with only 2 options!?  :?

Thurnez Isa

#9
August 31, 2010, 03:41:24 AM
can you pick both?
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Doktor Howl

#10
August 31, 2010, 03:43:33 AM
Where's the "yes" option?
Molon Lube

Jenne

#11
August 31, 2010, 03:45:47 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 31, 2010, 03:13:51 AM
Well, urine is at least sterile....

This.  And I like cheese.

Jenne

#12
August 31, 2010, 03:46:13 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 31, 2010, 03:31:23 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 31, 2010, 03:13:51 AM
Well, urine is at least sterile....

fresh urine is sterile. this urine
is not

Damn.  Well, and neither is female urine.

eighteen buddha strike

#13
August 31, 2010, 03:57:42 AM
Dare I ask:

What kind of Cheese?

Doktor Howl

#14
August 31, 2010, 03:59:02 AM
Where is the DON'T BOTHER ME WITH THE FUCKING MINUTIA AND JUST HAND OVER THE HOBO choice?
Molon Lube
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