Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Suu on September 01, 2010, 02:37:19 PM

Title: Alcohol prolongs life!
Post by: Suu on September 01, 2010, 02:37:19 PM
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Wellness/alcohol-abstainers-die-sooner/story?id=11524962

YAY!
Title: Re: Alcohol prolongs life!
Post by: Adios on September 01, 2010, 02:43:22 PM
Thats why I am immortal!
Title: Re: Alcohol prolongs life!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 01, 2010, 02:44:06 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 01, 2010, 02:43:22 PM
Thats why I am immortal!

Sure, don't forget Ozzy too. Or Keith Richards.
Title: Re: Alcohol prolongs life!
Post by: Cain on September 01, 2010, 02:52:00 PM
Keith Richards is immortal because it's impossible to die from an alcohol, cocaine, heroin, nicotine, LSD, Esctasy, viagra and paracetamol overdose all at the same time.  Too much stress for the body.