Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on September 08, 2010, 02:38:01 AM

Title: ATTN NURSE ENABLER:
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 08, 2010, 02:38:01 AM
No, we are not using that new thing you bought.  If you feel the need to use it, use it yourself.  I would, however, suggest that you NOT use the auxillary power assist or extension.  If you can't use it manually, then you're doing it wrong.  You don't even need it, and there's nothing you can do with it that you can't do with the things you already had.  Also, it will scare the neighbors, and they're already on the verge of rioting.

Okay for now,
Dok
Title: Re: ATTN NURSE ENABLER:
Post by: Freeky on September 08, 2010, 03:18:12 AM
DOITDOIT YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO! THAT SHIT IS AMAZING!

Don't listen to Dok, he's just jealous he didn't think of it first.
Title: Re: ATTN NURSE ENABLER:
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 08, 2010, 03:20:31 AM
Ok, I'll bite.

What is it?
Title: Re: ATTN NURSE ENABLER:
Post by: Nurse Enabler on September 08, 2010, 03:21:23 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 08, 2010, 02:38:01 AM
No, we are not using that new thing you bought.  If you feel the need to use it, use it yourself.  I would, however, suggest that you NOT use the auxillary power assist or extension.  If you can't use it manually, then you're doing it wrong.  You don't even need it, and there's nothing you can do with it that you can't do with the things you already had.  Also, it will scare the neighbors, and they're already on the verge of rioting.

Okay for now,
Dok
It's my bush. I can do what I want.
Title: Re: ATTN NURSE ENABLER:
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 08, 2010, 03:22:33 AM
Quote from: Nurse Enabler on September 08, 2010, 03:21:23 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 08, 2010, 02:38:01 AM
No, we are not using that new thing you bought.  If you feel the need to use it, use it yourself.  I would, however, suggest that you NOT use the auxillary power assist or extension.  If you can't use it manually, then you're doing it wrong.  You don't even need it, and there's nothing you can do with it that you can't do with the things you already had.  Also, it will scare the neighbors, and they're already on the verge of rioting.

Okay for now,
Dok
It's my bush. I can do what I want.

Your arms are going to be sore as hell.
Title: Re: ATTN NURSE ENABLER:
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 08, 2010, 03:22:48 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 08, 2010, 03:20:31 AM
Ok, I'll bite.

What is it?

Hedge trimmer.  Why?
Title: Re: ATTN NURSE ENABLER:
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 08, 2010, 03:25:54 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 08, 2010, 03:22:48 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 08, 2010, 03:20:31 AM
Ok, I'll bite.

What is it?

Hedge trimmer.  Why?

Because it read like :lmnuendo: to me, and figured it would be something that I was not thinking.
Title: Re: ATTN NURSE ENABLER:
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 08, 2010, 03:26:56 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 08, 2010, 03:25:54 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 08, 2010, 03:22:48 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 08, 2010, 03:20:31 AM
Ok, I'll bite.

What is it?

Hedge trimmer.  Why?

Because it read like :lmnuendo: to me, and figured it would be something that I was not thinking.

I haven't said that it isn't.
Title: Re: ATTN NURSE ENABLER:
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 08, 2010, 03:33:11 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 08, 2010, 03:26:56 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 08, 2010, 03:25:54 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 08, 2010, 03:22:48 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 08, 2010, 03:20:31 AM
Ok, I'll bite.

What is it?

Hedge trimmer.  Why?

Because it read like :lmnuendo: to me, and figured it would be something that I was not thinking.

I haven't said that it isn't.

I suppose that's fair, since I haven't said what I was thinking.
Title: Re: ATTN NURSE ENABLER:
Post by: Nurse Enabler on September 08, 2010, 03:35:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 08, 2010, 03:22:33 AM
Quote from: Nurse Enabler on September 08, 2010, 03:21:23 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 08, 2010, 02:38:01 AM
No, we are not using that new thing you bought.  If you feel the need to use it, use it yourself.  I would, however, suggest that you NOT use the auxillary power assist or extension.  If you can't use it manually, then you're doing it wrong.  You don't even need it, and there's nothing you can do with it that you can't do with the things you already had.  Also, it will scare the neighbors, and they're already on the verge of rioting.

Okay for now,
Dok
It's my bush. I can do what I want.

Your arms are going to be sore as hell.

Like freeky said your just jealous. Here kitty, kitty.
Title: Re: ATTN NURSE ENABLER:
Post by: Freeky on September 08, 2010, 03:37:38 AM
Quote from: Nurse Enabler on September 08, 2010, 03:35:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 08, 2010, 03:22:33 AM
Quote from: Nurse Enabler on September 08, 2010, 03:21:23 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 08, 2010, 02:38:01 AM
No, we are not using that new thing you bought.  If you feel the need to use it, use it yourself.  I would, however, suggest that you NOT use the auxillary power assist or extension.  If you can't use it manually, then you're doing it wrong.  You don't even need it, and there's nothing you can do with it that you can't do with the things you already had.  Also, it will scare the neighbors, and they're already on the verge of rioting.

Okay for now,
Dok
It's my bush. I can do what I want.

Your arms are going to be sore as hell.
Like freeky said your just jealous. Here kitty, kitty.

Hahaha, I think you're outvoted, Dok. :D
Title: Re: ATTN NURSE ENABLER:
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 08, 2010, 03:39:47 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 08, 2010, 03:37:38 AM
Quote from: Nurse Enabler on September 08, 2010, 03:35:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 08, 2010, 03:22:33 AM
Quote from: Nurse Enabler on September 08, 2010, 03:21:23 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 08, 2010, 02:38:01 AM
No, we are not using that new thing you bought.  If you feel the need to use it, use it yourself.  I would, however, suggest that you NOT use the auxillary power assist or extension.  If you can't use it manually, then you're doing it wrong.  You don't even need it, and there's nothing you can do with it that you can't do with the things you already had.  Also, it will scare the neighbors, and they're already on the verge of rioting.

Okay for now,
Dok
It's my bush. I can do what I want.

Your arms are going to be sore as hell.
Like freeky said your just jealous. Here kitty, kitty.

Hahaha, I think you're outvoted, Dok. :D

Well, okay.

But I need to go get more grease.
Title: Re: ATTN NURSE ENABLER:
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on September 08, 2010, 05:42:08 AM
 :lulz: Y'all are too funny!

Welcome to PD Nurse Enabler!  Glad to have you here!

Title: Re: ATTN NURSE ENABLER:
Post by: Adios on September 08, 2010, 01:30:59 PM
Doks women scare me a little. In a good way.
Title: Re: ATTN NURSE ENABLER:
Post by: Richter on September 08, 2010, 01:48:54 PM
I recomend one of those smartgun harnesses from "Aliens".  Then again I sort of have a thing for power armor, antimateriel weapons, and anything rig which allows these things to be man - portable.

I blame growing up in the 80's.
Title: Re: ATTN NURSE ENABLER:
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 08, 2010, 04:33:11 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 08, 2010, 01:30:59 PM
Doks women scare me a little. In a good way.

:lord:  <---- Dok
Title: Re: ATTN NURSE ENABLER:
Post by: Adios on September 08, 2010, 04:35:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 08, 2010, 04:33:11 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 08, 2010, 01:30:59 PM
Doks women scare me a little. In a good way.

:lord:  <---- Dok

:lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN NURSE ENABLER:
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 08, 2010, 04:36:57 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 08, 2010, 04:35:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 08, 2010, 04:33:11 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 08, 2010, 01:30:59 PM
Doks women scare me a little. In a good way.

:lord:  <---- Dok

:lulz:

I dig this shit.  Sure, I bitch about it, but I wouldn't have it any other way.

Title: Re: ATTN NURSE ENABLER:
Post by: Freeky on September 08, 2010, 06:19:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 08, 2010, 04:36:57 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 08, 2010, 04:35:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 08, 2010, 04:33:11 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 08, 2010, 01:30:59 PM
Doks women scare me a little. In a good way.

:lord:  <---- Dok

:lulz:

I dig this shit.  Sure, I bitch about it, but I wouldn't have it any other way.



I hope not. If you would change  it, we'd probably end up WORSE. :lol:
Title: Re: ATTN NURSE ENABLER:
Post by: Nurse Enabler on September 08, 2010, 07:27:23 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on September 08, 2010, 05:42:08 AM
:lulz: Y'all are too funny!

Welcome to PD Nurse Enabler!  Glad to have you here!



Thanks for the welcome. Nice to meet you.
Title: Re: ATTN NURSE ENABLER:
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 08, 2010, 08:14:38 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 08, 2010, 06:19:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 08, 2010, 04:36:57 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 08, 2010, 04:35:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 08, 2010, 04:33:11 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 08, 2010, 01:30:59 PM
Doks women scare me a little. In a good way.

:lord:  <---- Dok

:lulz:

I dig this shit.  Sure, I bitch about it, but I wouldn't have it any other way.



I hope not. If you would change  it, we'd probably end up WORSE. :lol:

Worse than two women beating on me with meat hammers?  :lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN NURSE ENABLER:
Post by: Adios on September 08, 2010, 08:16:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 08, 2010, 08:14:38 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 08, 2010, 06:19:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 08, 2010, 04:36:57 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 08, 2010, 04:35:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 08, 2010, 04:33:11 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 08, 2010, 01:30:59 PM
Doks women scare me a little. In a good way.

:lord:  <---- Dok

:lulz:

I dig this shit.  Sure, I bitch about it, but I wouldn't have it any other way.



I hope not. If you would change  it, we'd probably end up WORSE. :lol:

Worse than two women beating on me with meat hammers?  :lulz:

You. Lucky. Bastard.
Title: Re: ATTN NURSE ENABLER:
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 08, 2010, 08:17:16 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 08, 2010, 08:16:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 08, 2010, 08:14:38 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 08, 2010, 06:19:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 08, 2010, 04:36:57 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 08, 2010, 04:35:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 08, 2010, 04:33:11 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 08, 2010, 01:30:59 PM
Doks women scare me a little. In a good way.

:lord:  <---- Dok

:lulz:

I dig this shit.  Sure, I bitch about it, but I wouldn't have it any other way.



I hope not. If you would change  it, we'd probably end up WORSE. :lol:

Worse than two women beating on me with meat hammers?  :lulz:

You. Lucky. Bastard.

Being a bastard works!
Title: Re: ATTN NURSE ENABLER:
Post by: Freeky on September 08, 2010, 08:28:30 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 08, 2010, 08:14:38 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 08, 2010, 06:19:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 08, 2010, 04:36:57 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 08, 2010, 04:35:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 08, 2010, 04:33:11 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 08, 2010, 01:30:59 PM
Doks women scare me a little. In a good way.

:lord:  <---- Dok

:lulz:

I dig this shit.  Sure, I bitch about it, but I wouldn't have it any other way.



I hope not. If you would change  it, we'd probably end up WORSE. :lol:

Worse than two women beating on me with meat hammers?  :lulz:

Sure. If you wanted to change it, you wouldn't be enjoyiing it.