...NO. It is not legally "self defense" to pound on a hipster, hippie, or "conservopagan" for "being in the same city as you".
You could probably argue lapse of mental faculties, though.
I think you misunderstood the question. I was more interested in whether or not that would be a valid defense if I stand at the ferry landing and toss them into the Elizabeth River when they get off the boat from Norfolk for attempting to be in the same city as me.
The one good thing about Portsmouth is that those types don't survive long in the wild. Everybody is packing here.
Imagine if you split Tucson in half along socioeconomic lines and then put it in the middle of a swamp. Portsmouth would be the southside.
Hey ghuys. Just checking out the web thought I would stop here for a minute.
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Anyone have some PDR?
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 17, 2010, 08:16:41 PM
Imagine if you split Tucson in half along socioeconomic lines and then put it in the middle of a swamp. Portsmouth would be the southside.
A swamp? With water?
Raw sewage, maybe?
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 17, 2010, 08:47:02 PM
Raw sewage, maybe?
No, it's just that we don't have any water. When I was in Providence, we walked over the river, and I started complaining to Richter about all that fucking water they were just allowing to run into the ocean. It was wasteful as hell.
That's the problem with you lowlanders. You have too much nature, and you don't appreciate it.
actually, yeah. The absolute longest I can stare out the porthole at the Elizabeth River before a large piece of floating fecal matter goes by is 10 minutes.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 08:50:02 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 17, 2010, 08:47:02 PM
Raw sewage, maybe?
No, it's just that we don't have any water. When I was in Providence, we walked over the river, and I started complaining to Richter about all that fucking water they were just allowing to run into the ocean. It was wasteful as hell.
That's the problem with you lowlanders. You have too much nature, and you don't appreciate it.
:lulz:
and the liquid here is only "water" in that it is wet and boats float on top of it. It is not fit for drinking, bathing, or any other use that puts it in direct contact with either humans or the inhabitants of Virginia.
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 17, 2010, 08:50:53 PM
actually, yeah. The absolute longest I can stare out the porthole at the Elizabeth River before a large piece of floating fecal matter goes by is 10 minutes.
Our "rivers" are dry gulches for 9 months out of the year, then they're raging torrents full of rolling boulders, tree stumps, old cars, and homeless people.
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 17, 2010, 08:52:18 PM
and the liquid here is only "water" in that it is wet and boats float on top of it. It is not fit for drinking, bathing, or any other use that puts it in direct contact with either humans or the inhabitants of Virginia.
I don't believe it. The Government™ told me this was all cleaned up.
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 17, 2010, 08:52:18 PM
and the liquid here is only "water" in that it is wet and boats float on top of it. It is not fit for drinking, bathing, or any other use that puts it in direct contact with either humans or the inhabitants of Virginia.
You exaggerate. Virginians eat fucking LIMA BEANS. And they LIKE IT. A little toxic sludge wouldn't even slow them down.
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 17, 2010, 08:10:17 PM
I think you misunderstood the question. I was more interested in whether or not that would be a valid defense if I stand at the ferry landing and toss them into the Elizabeth River when they get off the boat from Norfolk for attempting to be in the same city as me.
you still haven't answered my question, Doktor Lawyer.
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 17, 2010, 08:54:20 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 17, 2010, 08:10:17 PM
I think you misunderstood the question. I was more interested in whether or not that would be a valid defense if I stand at the ferry landing and toss them into the Elizabeth River when they get off the boat from Norfolk for attempting to be in the same city as me.
you still haven't answered my question, Doktor Lawyer.
Same principle applies. You'd have to use a diminished capacity defense, which ought to be easy.
It works for me. The work week isn't even over yet, and I've threatened my colleagues with coyote semen 3 times already.
Pills here.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 08:56:40 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 17, 2010, 08:54:20 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 17, 2010, 08:10:17 PM
I think you misunderstood the question. I was more interested in whether or not that would be a valid defense if I stand at the ferry landing and toss them into the Elizabeth River when they get off the boat from Norfolk for attempting to be in the same city as me.
you still haven't answered my question, Doktor Lawyer.
Same principle applies. You'd have to use a diminished capacity defense, which ought to be easy.
It works for me. The work week isn't even over yet, and I've threatened my colleagues with coyote semen 3 times already.
Pills here.
the fuck? :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 08:56:40 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 17, 2010, 08:54:20 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 17, 2010, 08:10:17 PM
I think you misunderstood the question. I was more interested in whether or not that would be a valid defense if I stand at the ferry landing and toss them into the Elizabeth River when they get off the boat from Norfolk for attempting to be in the same city as me.
you still haven't answered my question, Doktor Lawyer.
Same principle applies. You'd have to use a diminished capacity defense, which ought to be easy.
It works for me. The work week isn't even over yet, and I've threatened my colleagues with coyote semen 3 times already.
Pills here.
Wondering how
hard difficult it is to persuade a Coyote to part with some semen.
The legal-ese for it is "No Culpable State of MInd".
I saw it on my speeding ticket one time.
Quote from: BadBeast on September 17, 2010, 09:12:39 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 08:56:40 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 17, 2010, 08:54:20 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 17, 2010, 08:10:17 PM
I think you misunderstood the question. I was more interested in whether or not that would be a valid defense if I stand at the ferry landing and toss them into the Elizabeth River when they get off the boat from Norfolk for attempting to be in the same city as me.
you still haven't answered my question, Doktor Lawyer.
Same principle applies. You'd have to use a diminished capacity defense, which ought to be easy.
It works for me. The work week isn't even over yet, and I've threatened my colleagues with coyote semen 3 times already.
Pills here.
Wondering how hard difficult it is to persuade a Coyote to part with some semen.
Quite easy, as long as you smell like a bitch in heat.
Quote from: BadBeast on September 17, 2010, 09:12:39 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 08:56:40 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 17, 2010, 08:54:20 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 17, 2010, 08:10:17 PM
I think you misunderstood the question. I was more interested in whether or not that would be a valid defense if I stand at the ferry landing and toss them into the Elizabeth River when they get off the boat from Norfolk for attempting to be in the same city as me.
you still haven't answered my question, Doktor Lawyer.
Same principle applies. You'd have to use a diminished capacity defense, which ought to be easy.
It works for me. The work week isn't even over yet, and I've threatened my colleagues with coyote semen 3 times already.
Pills here.
Wondering how hard difficult it is to persuade a Coyote to part with some semen.
Judging from the sheer number of coyotes in the area, it shouldn't be too difficult.
Quote from: Cudgel on September 17, 2010, 08:57:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 08:56:40 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 17, 2010, 08:54:20 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 17, 2010, 08:10:17 PM
I think you misunderstood the question. I was more interested in whether or not that would be a valid defense if I stand at the ferry landing and toss them into the Elizabeth River when they get off the boat from Norfolk for attempting to be in the same city as me.
you still haven't answered my question, Doktor Lawyer.
Same principle applies. You'd have to use a diminished capacity defense, which ought to be easy.
It works for me. The work week isn't even over yet, and I've threatened my colleagues with coyote semen 3 times already.
Pills here.
the fuck? :lulz: :lulz:
I was provoked.
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 17, 2010, 09:17:51 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 17, 2010, 09:12:39 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 17, 2010, 08:56:40 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 17, 2010, 08:54:20 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 17, 2010, 08:10:17 PM
I think you misunderstood the question. I was more interested in whether or not that would be a valid defense if I stand at the ferry landing and toss them into the Elizabeth River when they get off the boat from Norfolk for attempting to be in the same city as me.
you still haven't answered my question, Doktor Lawyer.
Same principle applies. You'd have to use a diminished capacity defense, which ought to be easy.
It works for me. The work week isn't even over yet, and I've threatened my colleagues with coyote semen 3 times already.
Pills here.
Wondering how hard difficult it is to persuade a Coyote to part with some semen.
Quite easy, as long as you smell like a bitch in heat.
You smell kinda funny Goatboy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpEy-LYo3vg
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Quote from: Penumbral on September 17, 2010, 08:23:12 PM
Hey ghuys. Just checking out the web thought I would stop here for a minute.
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Anyone have some PDR?
I just reflexively headbutted my computer screen.
This is my last PBR you can not have it.
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I am having issues figuring out what hipsters are.
Idiots that dress like idiots, can't ironic correctly, drink shitty bad horrible terribad beer, and like weird bicycles?
Quote from: Cudgel on September 18, 2010, 06:52:03 AM
I am having issues figuring out what hipsters are.
Idiots that dress like idiots, can't ironic correctly, drink shitty bad horrible terribad beer, and like weird bicycles?
That's pretty much it.
There also are pretentious Indie fumes that waft out of their mouth, often with such gusts that their ability to use language degenerates into a mere smug look.
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on September 18, 2010, 07:31:05 AM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 18, 2010, 06:52:03 AM
I am having issues figuring out what hipsters are.
Idiots that dress like idiots, can't ironic correctly, drink shitty bad horrible terribad beer, and like weird bicycles?
That's pretty much it.
There also are pretentious Indie fumes that waft out of their mouth, often with such gusts that their ability to use language degenerates into a mere smug look.
Oh, I think I need to get off post more often.
Hipster cool.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1vqgTiu3Iw
Pretty much everyone who claims not to be a hipster is one. The hipsterest thing to do these days is hating hipsters.
Quote from: Nigel on September 18, 2010, 09:12:35 PM
Pretty much everyone who claims not to be a hipster is one. The hipsterest thing to do these days is hating hipsters.
The... :? :? :? :? :lulz: Fucking bipeds.
Quote from: Nigel on September 18, 2010, 09:12:35 PM
Pretty much everyone who claims not to be a hipster is one. The hipsterest thing to do these days is hating hipsters.
Outside the Willamette Valley, in the "real" world, that statement doesn't hold much water.
Or, rather, hipsters might think it's cool to hate hipsters, but EVERYBODY else actually DOES hate hipsters.
It's not that I hold bad clothes, track bikes, beer and independent music against a person.
But if you're an asshole too, well, that satisfies the key criterion.
Quote from: Nigel on September 18, 2010, 09:12:35 PM
Pretty much everyone who claims not to be a hipster is one. The hipsterest thing to do these days is hating hipsters.
mm, here we have "what do Hipsters have in common with Emos"
I think there's a decent chance that hipsters are just what happens to the emo crowd once they graduate high school.
Quote from: Nigel on September 18, 2010, 09:12:35 PM
Pretty much everyone who claims not to be a hipster is one. The hipsterest thing to do these days is hating hipsters.
Not too worried about that. I'm going to hate them anyway.
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 20, 2010, 03:40:47 AM
I think there's a decent chance that hipsters are just what happens to the emo crowd once they graduate high school.
Emo kids really really like being picked on though. That's about the only thing I like about them, If I am cruel to them it is a mutually gratifying activity rather than just bullying. I don't think Hipsters have that trait.
If your still in norfolk (aww my birth city) id love a shirt from 17th street surf shop.
Pref one with their weird treasure maps on the back
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 04:32:05 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 18, 2010, 09:12:35 PM
Pretty much everyone who claims not to be a hipster is one. The hipsterest thing to do these days is hating hipsters.
Not too worried about that. I'm going to hate them anyway.
Gotta love that that Dok. He's got enough hatred for everyone.
Quote from: Pēleus on September 20, 2010, 10:12:04 AM
If your still in norfolk (aww my birth city) id love a shirt from 17th street surf shop.
Pref one with their weird treasure maps on the back
HIPSTER!
If they wait tables in a restaurant does that make them hip waiters?
Quote from: BadBeast on September 20, 2010, 02:10:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 04:32:05 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 18, 2010, 09:12:35 PM
Pretty much everyone who claims not to be a hipster is one. The hipsterest thing to do these days is hating hipsters.
Not too worried about that. I'm going to hate them anyway.
Gotta love that that Dok. He's got enough hatred for everyone.
I'm like Jesus, only hateful and bitter.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 03:13:21 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 20, 2010, 02:10:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 04:32:05 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 18, 2010, 09:12:35 PM
Pretty much everyone who claims not to be a hipster is one. The hipsterest thing to do these days is hating hipsters.
Not too worried about that. I'm going to hate them anyway.
Gotta love that that Dok. He's got enough hatred for everyone.
I'm like Jesus, only hateful and bitter.
What makes you think Jesus isn't hateful and bitter? I would be if I was him.
Quote from: BadBeast on September 20, 2010, 03:34:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 03:13:21 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 20, 2010, 02:10:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 04:32:05 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 18, 2010, 09:12:35 PM
Pretty much everyone who claims not to be a hipster is one. The hipsterest thing to do these days is hating hipsters.
Not too worried about that. I'm going to hate them anyway.
Gotta love that that Dok. He's got enough hatred for everyone.
I'm like Jesus, only hateful and bitter.
What makes you think Jesus isn't hateful and bitter? I would be if I was him.
Which Jesus?
The Geezer who got stapled to some wood for a couple of days, by the Jews/Romans.
Quote from: BadBeast on September 20, 2010, 04:29:00 PM
The Geezer who got stapled to some wood for a couple of days, by the Jews/Romans.
So, Jesus Classic.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 20, 2010, 04:35:33 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 20, 2010, 04:29:00 PM
The Geezer who got stapled to some wood for a couple of days, by the Jews/Romans.
So, Jesus Classic.
That's the one. Not the one who cleans your pool/mows your lawn.
I prefer my Jesus with a hint of Lime.
Fighting Jesus or gtfo.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 20, 2010, 04:47:02 PM
Fighting Jesus or gtfo.
Fighting Jesus isn't hateful or bitter. He loves you, but he kicks your arse anyway, for your own good.
Quote from: BadBeast on September 20, 2010, 04:29:00 PM
The Geezer who got stapled to some wood for a couple of days, by the Jews/Romans.
That's most of them.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 04:50:17 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 20, 2010, 04:29:00 PM
The Geezer who got stapled to some wood for a couple of days, by the Jews/Romans.
That's most of them.
Now you're just being deliberately obtuse! (Christ! you Cornish/Welshmen)
Quote from: BadBeast on September 20, 2010, 04:52:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 04:50:17 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 20, 2010, 04:29:00 PM
The Geezer who got stapled to some wood for a couple of days, by the Jews/Romans.
That's most of them.
Now you're just being deliberately obtuse! (Christ! you Cornish/Welshmen)
1. Not at all. It turns out that there is a near-infinite amount of Jesi. There's the retard Jesus (Downs babies need Jesus, too), the Cholo Jesus (we just call him "Vato"), the Thank You Black Jesus, the Cornish Jesus (he's the one bellowing incoherently). There is no Jesus for Welsh people, because they keep fucking up his name with their consonants.
2. Please do never Cornish/Welsh. The two should never be mentioned together like that. We Cornish don't rule the world because we're too smart to want the job, and the Welsh don't rule the world because they're too busy stabbing each other over the last pint of Watney's.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 04:56:16 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 20, 2010, 04:52:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 04:50:17 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 20, 2010, 04:29:00 PM
The Geezer who got stapled to some wood for a couple of days, by the Jews/Romans.
That's most of them.
Now you're just being deliberately obtuse! (Christ! you Cornish/Welshmen)
1. Not at all. It turns out that there is a near-infinite amount of Jesi. There's the retard Jesus (Downs babies need Jesus, too), the Cholo Jesus (we just call him "Vato"), the Thank You Black Jesus, the Cornish Jesus (he's the one bellowing incoherently). There is no Jesus for Welsh people, because they keep fucking up his name with their consonants.
2. Please do never Cornish/Welsh. The two should never be mentioned together like that. We Cornish don't rule the world because we're too smart to want the job, and the Welsh don't rule the world because they're too busy stabbing each other over the last pint of Watney's.
Tre, Pol, and Pen, begin the names of Cornishmen, however, Pen also denotes those of a ''West of the Severn'' lineage.
(And the last pint of Watney's was drank in 1978 by a Geordie called ''Wacka'')
Quote from: BadBeast on September 20, 2010, 05:03:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 04:56:16 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 20, 2010, 04:52:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 04:50:17 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 20, 2010, 04:29:00 PM
The Geezer who got stapled to some wood for a couple of days, by the Jews/Romans.
That's most of them.
Now you're just being deliberately obtuse! (Christ! you Cornish/Welshmen)
1. Not at all. It turns out that there is a near-infinite amount of Jesi. There's the retard Jesus (Downs babies need Jesus, too), the Cholo Jesus (we just call him "Vato"), the Thank You Black Jesus, the Cornish Jesus (he's the one bellowing incoherently). There is no Jesus for Welsh people, because they keep fucking up his name with their consonants.
2. Please do never Cornish/Welsh. The two should never be mentioned together like that. We Cornish don't rule the world because we're too smart to want the job, and the Welsh don't rule the world because they're too busy stabbing each other over the last pint of Watney's.
Tre, Pol, and Pen, begin the names of Cornishmen, however, Pen also denotes those of a ''West of the Severn'' lineage.
(And the last pint of Watney's was drank in 1978 by a Geordie called ''Wacka'')
1. That's the wrong side of the family. My nth-great-grandpappy warned his brother not to stick his dick in that shit, but he wouldn't listen. We then tried to get them to change their name, but they were on the other side of the river, and we couldn't make it stick.
2. Nonsense. There's a shitty wannabe British pub in Chicago that sells that garbage. You Brits haven't changed your ways, and you're fooling nobody. You do that shit just to fuck with us, and combined with the nasty trick you pulled on us 200 years ago, your fucking day is coming. Oh, yes.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 05:11:09 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 20, 2010, 05:03:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 04:56:16 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 20, 2010, 04:52:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 04:50:17 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 20, 2010, 04:29:00 PM
The Geezer who got stapled to some wood for a couple of days, by the Jews/Romans.
That's most of them.
Now you're just being deliberately obtuse! (Christ! you Cornish/Welshmen)
1. Not at all. It turns out that there is a near-infinite amount of Jesi. There's the retard Jesus (Downs babies need Jesus, too), the Cholo Jesus (we just call him "Vato"), the Thank You Black Jesus, the Cornish Jesus (he's the one bellowing incoherently). There is no Jesus for Welsh people, because they keep fucking up his name with their consonants.
2. Please do never Cornish/Welsh. The two should never be mentioned together like that. We Cornish don't rule the world because we're too smart to want the job, and the Welsh don't rule the world because they're too busy stabbing each other over the last pint of Watney's.
Tre, Pol, and Pen, begin the names of Cornishmen, however, Pen also denotes those of a ''West of the Severn'' lineage.
(And the last pint of Watney's was drank in 1978 by a Geordie called ''Wacka'')
1. That's the wrong side of the family. My nth-great-grandpappy warned his brother not to stick his dick in that shit, but he wouldn't listen. We then tried to get them to change their name, but they were on the other side of the river, and we couldn't make it stick.
2. Nonsense. There's a shitty wannabe British pub in Chicago that sells that garbage. You Brits haven't changed your ways, and you're fooling nobody. You do that shit just to fuck with us, and combined with the nasty trick you pulled on us 200 years ago, your fucking day is coming. Oh, yes.
1. So it was
your fault!
2. And you ''Septics'' bite, every time!
(Septic tanks = Yanks)
Quote from: BadBeast on September 20, 2010, 05:16:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 05:11:09 PM
1. So it was your fault!
2. And you ''Septics'' bite, every time!
1. Our family will fuck anything. Sheep, cats, Welsh people, you name it. We're sick.
2. Sepps are good for that. We're born suckers. We still think we won the revolution. In fact, some people think we "won" Iraq, though when asked what the prize was, they get all pissy.
Quote from: BadBeast on September 20, 2010, 05:17:48 PM
(Septic tanks = Yanks)
I know that. Damn. You think I've never been heckled by British people before?
Quote from: Xochipilli on September 20, 2010, 09:54:13 AM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 20, 2010, 03:40:47 AM
I think there's a decent chance that hipsters are just what happens to the emo crowd once they graduate high school.
Emo kids really really like being picked on though. That's about the only thing I like about them, If I am cruel to them it is a mutually gratifying activity rather than just bullying. I don't think Hipsters have that trait.
I dunno...I spent most of the winter trying to pick goad random hipsters into taking a swing at me by saying things that were so horrible that if some stranger on the street had said that to me (the very picture of even-tempered tolerance), I'd have ripped off their head and shit down their throat. And not one of them even so much as stepped in my direction. I can only conclude that they found being publicly and loudly berated and mocked by a stranger to be a pleasurable experience.
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 20, 2010, 05:37:13 PM
Quote from: Xochipilli on September 20, 2010, 09:54:13 AM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 20, 2010, 03:40:47 AM
I think there's a decent chance that hipsters are just what happens to the emo crowd once they graduate high school.
Emo kids really really like being picked on though. That's about the only thing I like about them, If I am cruel to them it is a mutually gratifying activity rather than just bullying. I don't think Hipsters have that trait.
I dunno...I spent most of the winter trying to pick goad random hipsters into taking a swing at me by saying things that were so horrible that if some stranger on the street had said that to me (the very picture of even-tempered tolerance), I'd have ripped off their head and shit down their throat. And not one of them even so much as stepped in my direction. I can only conclude that they found being publicly and loudly berated and mocked by a stranger to be a pleasurable experience.
Either that, or the type of person that wears non-prescription Buddy Holly glasses and flipped up caps are simply pussies.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 05:20:24 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 20, 2010, 05:17:48 PM
(Septic tanks = Yanks)
I know that. Damn. You think I've never been heckled by British people before?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 05:20:24 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 20, 2010, 05:17:48 PM
(Septic tanks = Yanks)
I know that. Damn. You think I've never been heckled by British people before?
Love you Dok!
(In a totally manly and hetero way)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 05:38:42 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 20, 2010, 05:37:13 PM
Quote from: Xochipilli on September 20, 2010, 09:54:13 AM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 20, 2010, 03:40:47 AM
I think there's a decent chance that hipsters are just what happens to the emo crowd once they graduate high school.
Emo kids really really like being picked on though. That's about the only thing I like about them, If I am cruel to them it is a mutually gratifying activity rather than just bullying. I don't think Hipsters have that trait.
I dunno...I spent most of the winter trying to pick goad random hipsters into taking a swing at me by saying things that were so horrible that if some stranger on the street had said that to me (the very picture of even-tempered tolerance), I'd have ripped off their head and shit down their throat. And not one of them even so much as stepped in my direction. I can only conclude that they found being publicly and loudly berated and mocked by a stranger to be a pleasurable experience.
Either that, or the type of person that wears non-prescription Buddy Holly glasses and flipped up caps are simply pussies.
Or ECH is scary. I myself wouldn't step.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 20, 2010, 05:42:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 05:38:42 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 20, 2010, 05:37:13 PM
Quote from: Xochipilli on September 20, 2010, 09:54:13 AM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 20, 2010, 03:40:47 AM
I think there's a decent chance that hipsters are just what happens to the emo crowd once they graduate high school.
Emo kids really really like being picked on though. That's about the only thing I like about them, If I am cruel to them it is a mutually gratifying activity rather than just bullying. I don't think Hipsters have that trait.
I dunno...I spent most of the winter trying to pick goad random hipsters into taking a swing at me by saying things that were so horrible that if some stranger on the street had said that to me (the very picture of even-tempered tolerance), I'd have ripped off their head and shit down their throat. And not one of them even so much as stepped in my direction. I can only conclude that they found being publicly and loudly berated and mocked by a stranger to be a pleasurable experience.
Either that, or the type of person that wears non-prescription Buddy Holly glasses and flipped up caps are simply pussies.
Or ECH is scary. I myself wouldn't step.
Oh, I'd call him out, , just to see if he's really as hard as he thinks he is.
Nothing personal, I like the bloke, just can't walk away from a fight, is all.
Quote from: BadBeast on September 20, 2010, 05:59:37 PM
Oh, I'd call him out, , just to see if he's really as hard as he thinks he is.
Nothing personal, I like the bloke, just can't walk away from a fight, is all.
I wouldn't call him out, though I wouldn't refrain if he called me out.
I can't walk away from a fight either, but I prefer to restrict that sort of thing to scumbags, of which I am surrounded by an infinite supply.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 06:01:41 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 20, 2010, 05:59:37 PM
Oh, I'd call him out, , just to see if he's really as hard as he thinks he is.
Nothing personal, I like the bloke, just can't walk away from a fight, is all.
I wouldn't call him out, though I wouldn't refrain if he called me out.
I can't walk away from a fight either, but I prefer to restrict that sort of thing to scumbags, of which I am surrounded by an infinite supply.
Actually, that's probably best Dok, I won't call him out. For the same reasons. And I like everyone, pretty much at the moment.
I think that if I HAD gotten a hipster to take a swing at me, rather than beat him down mercilessly I probably would have congratulated him for having a sack and bought him a beer.
But not a PBR.
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 20, 2010, 08:14:35 PM
I think that if I HAD gotten a hipster to take a swing at me, rather than beat him down mercilessly I probably would have congratulated him for having a sack and bought him a beer.
But not a PBR.
So, yeah, poisoning instead of beating.
You know hipsters can't process actual alcohol.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 08:15:32 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 20, 2010, 08:14:35 PM
I think that if I HAD gotten a hipster to take a swing at me, rather than beat him down mercilessly I probably would have congratulated him for having a sack and bought him a beer.
But not a PBR.
So, yeah, poisoning instead of beating.
You know hipsters can't process actual alcohol.
They can, but the process is so demeaning to anyone watching, (let alone participating) that it doesn't tend to get many column inches.
is that spag ech driving towards me today?
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 18, 2010, 10:22:03 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 18, 2010, 09:12:35 PM
Pretty much everyone who claims not to be a hipster is one. The hipsterest thing to do these days is hating hipsters.
Outside the Willamette Valley, in the "real" world, that statement doesn't hold much water.
Or, rather, hipsters might think it's cool to hate hipsters, but EVERYBODY else actually DOES hate hipsters.
If you're not a hipster, the real answer to "how do you feel about hipsters" is "What the fuck is a hipster?"
Quote from: Nigel on September 20, 2010, 09:17:23 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 18, 2010, 10:22:03 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 18, 2010, 09:12:35 PM
Pretty much everyone who claims not to be a hipster is one. The hipsterest thing to do these days is hating hipsters.
Outside the Willamette Valley, in the "real" world, that statement doesn't hold much water.
Or, rather, hipsters might think it's cool to hate hipsters, but EVERYBODY else actually DOES hate hipsters.
If you're not a hipster, the real answer to "how do you feel about hipsters" is "What the fuck is a hipster?"
Does that mean that since we all know what hipsters are we are all hipsters?
Quote from: Nigel on September 20, 2010, 09:17:23 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 18, 2010, 10:22:03 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 18, 2010, 09:12:35 PM
Pretty much everyone who claims not to be a hipster is one. The hipsterest thing to do these days is hating hipsters.
Outside the Willamette Valley, in the "real" world, that statement doesn't hold much water.
Or, rather, hipsters might think it's cool to hate hipsters, but EVERYBODY else actually DOES hate hipsters.
If you're not a hipster, the real answer to "how do you feel about hipsters" is "What the fuck is a hipster?"
20-30 something variant on a goth. I could go into detail, but that's the gist of it.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 04:56:16 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 20, 2010, 04:52:27 PM
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Quote from: BadBeast on September 20, 2010, 04:29:00 PM
The Geezer who got stapled to some wood for a couple of days, by the Jews/Romans.
That's most of them.
Now you're just being deliberately obtuse! (Christ! you Cornish/Welshmen)
1. Not at all. It turns out that there is a near-infinite amount of Jesi. There's the retard Jesus (Downs babies need Jesus, too), the Cholo Jesus (we just call him "Vato"), the Thank You Black Jesus, the Cornish Jesus (he's the one bellowing incoherently). There is no Jesus for Welsh people, because they keep fucking up his name with their consonants.
2. Please do never Cornish/Welsh. The two should never be mentioned together like that. We Cornish don't rule the world because we're too smart to want the job, and the Welsh don't rule the world because they're too busy stabbing each other over the last pint of Watney's.
I still like Vampire Jesus. Who is turning all Christians into his minions by having them drink his blood.
Quote from: Cudgel on September 20, 2010, 09:19:38 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 20, 2010, 09:17:23 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 18, 2010, 10:22:03 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 18, 2010, 09:12:35 PM
Pretty much everyone who claims not to be a hipster is one. The hipsterest thing to do these days is hating hipsters.
Outside the Willamette Valley, in the "real" world, that statement doesn't hold much water.
Or, rather, hipsters might think it's cool to hate hipsters, but EVERYBODY else actually DOES hate hipsters.
If you're not a hipster, the real answer to "how do you feel about hipsters" is "What the fuck is a hipster?"
Does that mean that since we all know what hipsters are we are all hipsters?
No.
The real test is whether hipsters (who think they are not hipsters) think you're a hipster.
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 20, 2010, 05:37:13 PM
Quote from: Xochipilli on September 20, 2010, 09:54:13 AM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 20, 2010, 03:40:47 AM
I think there's a decent chance that hipsters are just what happens to the emo crowd once they graduate high school.
Emo kids really really like being picked on though. That's about the only thing I like about them, If I am cruel to them it is a mutually gratifying activity rather than just bullying. I don't think Hipsters have that trait.
I dunno...I spent most of the winter trying to pick goad random hipsters into taking a swing at me by saying things that were so horrible that if some stranger on the street had said that to me (the very picture of even-tempered tolerance), I'd have ripped off their head and shit down their throat. And not one of them even so much as stepped in my direction. I can only conclude that they found being publicly and loudly berated and mocked by a stranger to be a pleasurable experience.
I think I have found something I like about Hipsters then.
Quote from: Xochipilli on September 20, 2010, 09:22:39 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 04:56:16 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 20, 2010, 04:52:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 04:50:17 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 20, 2010, 04:29:00 PM
The Geezer who got stapled to some wood for a couple of days, by the Jews/Romans.
That's most of them.
Now you're just being deliberately obtuse! (Christ! you Cornish/Welshmen)
1. Not at all. It turns out that there is a near-infinite amount of Jesi. There's the retard Jesus (Downs babies need Jesus, too), the Cholo Jesus (we just call him "Vato"), the Thank You Black Jesus, the Cornish Jesus (he's the one bellowing incoherently). There is no Jesus for Welsh people, because they keep fucking up his name with their consonants.
2. Please do never Cornish/Welsh. The two should never be mentioned together like that. We Cornish don't rule the world because we're too smart to want the job, and the Welsh don't rule the world because they're too busy stabbing each other over the last pint of Watney's.
I still like Vampire Jesus. Who is turning all Christians into his minions by having them drink his blood.
Tezcatlipoca. (Don't quote me)
Quote from: Nigel on September 20, 2010, 09:17:23 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 18, 2010, 10:22:03 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 18, 2010, 09:12:35 PM
Pretty much everyone who claims not to be a hipster is one. The hipsterest thing to do these days is hating hipsters.
Outside the Willamette Valley, in the "real" world, that statement doesn't hold much water.
Or, rather, hipsters might think it's cool to hate hipsters, but EVERYBODY else actually DOES hate hipsters.
If you're not a hipster, the real answer to "how do you feel about hipsters" is "What the fuck is a hipster?"
Now I KNOW you're just trying to get my goat. Though nowhere in this thread was that question asked.
Quote from: Xochipilli on September 20, 2010, 09:24:24 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 20, 2010, 05:37:13 PM
Quote from: Xochipilli on September 20, 2010, 09:54:13 AM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 20, 2010, 03:40:47 AM
I think there's a decent chance that hipsters are just what happens to the emo crowd once they graduate high school.
Emo kids really really like being picked on though. That's about the only thing I like about them, If I am cruel to them it is a mutually gratifying activity rather than just bullying. I don't think Hipsters have that trait.
I dunno...I spent most of the winter trying to pick goad random hipsters into taking a swing at me by saying things that were so horrible that if some stranger on the street had said that to me (the very picture of even-tempered tolerance), I'd have ripped off their head and shit down their throat. And not one of them even so much as stepped in my direction. I can only conclude that they found being publicly and loudly berated and mocked by a stranger to be a pleasurable experience.
I think I have found something I like about Hipsters then.
that they're all simpering pussies?
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 20, 2010, 09:34:24 PM
Quote from: Xochipilli on September 20, 2010, 09:24:24 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 20, 2010, 05:37:13 PM
Quote from: Xochipilli on September 20, 2010, 09:54:13 AM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 20, 2010, 03:40:47 AM
I think there's a decent chance that hipsters are just what happens to the emo crowd once they graduate high school.
Emo kids really really like being picked on though. That's about the only thing I like about them, If I am cruel to them it is a mutually gratifying activity rather than just bullying. I don't think Hipsters have that trait.
I dunno...I spent most of the winter trying to pick goad random hipsters into taking a swing at me by saying things that were so horrible that if some stranger on the street had said that to me (the very picture of even-tempered tolerance), I'd have ripped off their head and shit down their throat. And not one of them even so much as stepped in my direction. I can only conclude that they found being publicly and loudly berated and mocked by a stranger to be a pleasurable experience.
I think I have found something I like about Hipsters then.
that they're all simpering pussies?
That they are emotional masochists. But yes, that too. I like people who's sammiches I can take. Well, I like their sammiches at least.
What exactly were you doing ECH?
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 20, 2010, 09:33:27 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 20, 2010, 09:17:23 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 18, 2010, 10:22:03 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 18, 2010, 09:12:35 PM
Pretty much everyone who claims not to be a hipster is one. The hipsterest thing to do these days is hating hipsters.
Outside the Willamette Valley, in the "real" world, that statement doesn't hold much water.
Or, rather, hipsters might think it's cool to hate hipsters, but EVERYBODY else actually DOES hate hipsters.
If you're not a hipster, the real answer to "how do you feel about hipsters" is "What the fuck is a hipster?"
Now I KNOW you're just trying to get my goat. Though nowhere in this thread was that question asked.
No, but if it were, that would be the answer.
I'm not so much trying to get your goat as saying something that I knew would get your goat, but decided to talk about anyway.
Quote from: BadBeast on September 20, 2010, 02:18:17 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on September 20, 2010, 10:12:04 AM
If your still in norfolk (aww my birth city) id love a shirt from 17th street surf shop.
Pref one with their weird treasure maps on the back
HIPSTER!
Nm they have a website finally... now only if they had more previews
I thought I explained that. I approached them randomly on the street (generally the most egregious-looking ones) and called them everything but a white man.
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 21, 2010, 01:04:03 AM
I thought I explained that. I approached them randomly on the street (generally the most egregious-looking ones) and called them everything but a white man.
ECH...most people aren't really going to react too terrible violent to some crazy man hurling abuses at them.
but the thing is, I'm not crazy. And I insulted them in calm, mocking tones. Never raised my voice, never gave the impression of impending violence.
not so much "YOU FUCKING HIPSTER FUCKBAG LOOK AT YOU YOU STUPID SHITWRINKLE!!!!"
but more "Hey, those neon pink sunglasses really bring out the color of your flaming vagina. Also, your mom called, she wants her bike back. I lied, she didn't call, she just yelled to me from my bathroom while she was emptying all the semen from her diaphragm."
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 21, 2010, 02:57:15 AM
but the thing is, I'm not crazy. And I insulted them in calm, mocking tones. Never raised my voice, never gave the impression of impending violence.
not so much "YOU FUCKING HIPSTER FUCKBAG LOOK AT YOU YOU STUPID SHITWRINKLE!!!!"
but more "Hey, those neon pink sunglasses really bring out the color of your flaming vagina. Also, your mom called, she wants her bike back. I lied, she didn't call, she just yelled to me from my bathroom while she was emptying all the semen from her diaphragm."
:lulz:
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 21, 2010, 02:57:15 AM
but the thing is, I'm not crazy. And I insulted them in calm, mocking tones. Never raised my voice, never gave the impression of impending violence.
not so much "YOU FUCKING HIPSTER FUCKBAG LOOK AT YOU YOU STUPID SHITWRINKLE!!!!"
but more "Hey, those neon pink sunglasses really bring out the color of your flaming vagina. Also, your mom called, she wants her bike back. I lied, she didn't call, she just yelled to me from my bathroom while she was emptying all the semen from her diaphragm."
I see.
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 21, 2010, 02:57:15 AM
but the thing is, I'm not crazy. And I insulted them in calm, mocking tones. Never raised my voice, never gave the impression of impending violence.
not so much "YOU FUCKING HIPSTER FUCKBAG LOOK AT YOU YOU STUPID SHITWRINKLE!!!!"
but more "Hey, those neon pink sunglasses really bring out the color of your flaming vagina. Also, your mom called, she wants her bike back. I lied, she didn't call, she just yelled to me from my bathroom while she was emptying all the semen from her diaphragm."
Sounds like verbal humiliation. You realize they probably went home and masturbated about it right?
I think you'd have better luck talking about how awesome they are for being so trendy.
Quote from: Requia ☣ on September 21, 2010, 09:58:40 AM
I think you'd have better luck talking about how awesome they are for being so trendy.
you know, I'm a little embarrassed that I didn't think of that.