ECH, in answer to your question...

[Don Coyote]

Pretty much everyone who claims not to be a hipster is one. The hipsterest thing to do these days is hating hipsters.

The... Fucking bipeds.

[East Coast Hustle]

Pretty much everyone who claims not to be a hipster is one. The hipsterest thing to do these days is hating hipsters.

Outside the Willamette Valley, in the "real" world, that statement doesn't hold much water.

Or, rather, hipsters might think it's cool to hate hipsters, but EVERYBODY else actually DOES hate hipsters.

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It's not that I hold bad clothes, track bikes, beer and independent music against a person.

But if you're an asshole too, well, that satisfies the key criterion.

[BabylonHoruv]

Pretty much everyone who claims not to be a hipster is one. The hipsterest thing to do these days is hating hipsters.

mm, here we have "what do Hipsters have in common with Emos"

[East Coast Hustle]

I think there's a decent chance that hipsters are just what happens to the emo crowd once they graduate high school.

[Doktor Howl]

Pretty much everyone who claims not to be a hipster is one. The hipsterest thing to do these days is hating hipsters.

Not too worried about that.  I'm going to hate them anyway.

[BabylonHoruv]

I think there's a decent chance that hipsters are just what happens to the emo crowd once they graduate high school.

Emo kids really really like being picked on though.  That's about the only thing I like about them, If I am cruel to them it is a mutually gratifying activity rather than just bullying.  I don't think Hipsters have that trait.

[the last yatto]

If your still in norfolk (aww my birth city) id love a shirt from 17th street surf shop.
Pref one with their weird treasure maps on the back

[BadBeast]

Pretty much everyone who claims not to be a hipster is one. The hipsterest thing to do these days is hating hipsters.

Not too worried about that.  I'm going to hate them anyway.

Gotta love that that Dok. He's got enough hatred for everyone.

[BadBeast]

If your still in norfolk (aww my birth city) id love a shirt from 17th street surf shop.
Pref one with their weird treasure maps on the back

HIPSTER!

[AFK]

If they wait tables in a restaurant does that make them hip waiters? 

[Doktor Howl]

Pretty much everyone who claims not to be a hipster is one. The hipsterest thing to do these days is hating hipsters.

Not too worried about that.  I'm going to hate them anyway.

Gotta love that that Dok. He's got enough hatred for everyone.

I'm like Jesus, only hateful and bitter.

[BadBeast]

Pretty much everyone who claims not to be a hipster is one. The hipsterest thing to do these days is hating hipsters.

Not too worried about that.  I'm going to hate them anyway.

Gotta love that that Dok. He's got enough hatred for everyone.

I'm like Jesus, only hateful and bitter.

What makes you think Jesus isn't hateful and bitter?  I would be if I was him.

[Doktor Howl]

Pretty much everyone who claims not to be a hipster is one. The hipsterest thing to do these days is hating hipsters.

Not too worried about that.  I'm going to hate them anyway.

Gotta love that that Dok. He's got enough hatred for everyone.

I'm like Jesus, only hateful and bitter.

What makes you think Jesus isn't hateful and bitter?  I would be if I was him.

Which Jesus?

[BadBeast]

The Geezer who got stapled to some wood for a couple of days, by the Jews/Romans.