ECH, in answer to your question...

[Doktor Howl]

I think there's a decent chance that hipsters are just what happens to the emo crowd once they graduate high school.

Emo kids really really like being picked on though.  That's about the only thing I like about them, If I am cruel to them it is a mutually gratifying activity rather than just bullying.  I don't think Hipsters have that trait.

I dunno...I spent most of the winter trying to pick goad random hipsters into taking a swing at me by saying things that were so horrible that if some stranger on the street had said that to me (the very picture of even-tempered tolerance), I'd have ripped off their head and shit down their throat. And not one of them even so much as stepped in my direction. I can only conclude that they found being publicly and loudly berated and mocked by a stranger to be a pleasurable experience.

Either that, or the type of person that wears non-prescription Buddy Holly glasses and flipped up caps are simply pussies.

[BadBeast]

(Septic tanks = Yanks)

I know that.  Damn.  You think I've never been heckled by British people before?

(Septic tanks = Yanks)

I know that.  Damn.  You think I've never been heckled by British people before?

Love you Dok!


(In a totally manly and hetero way)

[Freeky]

I think there's a decent chance that hipsters are just what happens to the emo crowd once they graduate high school.

Emo kids really really like being picked on though.  That's about the only thing I like about them, If I am cruel to them it is a mutually gratifying activity rather than just bullying.  I don't think Hipsters have that trait.

I dunno...I spent most of the winter trying to pick goad random hipsters into taking a swing at me by saying things that were so horrible that if some stranger on the street had said that to me (the very picture of even-tempered tolerance), I'd have ripped off their head and shit down their throat. And not one of them even so much as stepped in my direction. I can only conclude that they found being publicly and loudly berated and mocked by a stranger to be a pleasurable experience.

Either that, or the type of person that wears non-prescription Buddy Holly glasses and flipped up caps are simply pussies.

Or ECH is scary. I myself wouldn't step.

[BadBeast]

I think there's a decent chance that hipsters are just what happens to the emo crowd once they graduate high school.

Emo kids really really like being picked on though.  That's about the only thing I like about them, If I am cruel to them it is a mutually gratifying activity rather than just bullying.  I don't think Hipsters have that trait.

I dunno...I spent most of the winter trying to pick goad random hipsters into taking a swing at me by saying things that were so horrible that if some stranger on the street had said that to me (the very picture of even-tempered tolerance), I'd have ripped off their head and shit down their throat. And not one of them even so much as stepped in my direction. I can only conclude that they found being publicly and loudly berated and mocked by a stranger to be a pleasurable experience.

Either that, or the type of person that wears non-prescription Buddy Holly glasses and flipped up caps are simply pussies.

Or ECH is scary. I myself wouldn't step.

[BadBeast]

Oh, I'd call him out, , just to see if he's really as hard as he thinks he is.
Nothing personal, I like the bloke, just can't walk away from a fight, is all.

[Doktor Howl]

Oh, I'd call him out, , just to see if he's really as hard as he thinks he is.
Nothing personal, I like the bloke, just can't walk away from a fight, is all.

I wouldn't call him out, though I wouldn't refrain if he called me out.

I can't walk away from a fight either, but I prefer to restrict that sort of thing to scumbags, of which I am surrounded by an infinite supply.

[BadBeast]

Oh, I'd call him out, , just to see if he's really as hard as he thinks he is.
Nothing personal, I like the bloke, just can't walk away from a fight, is all.

I wouldn't call him out, though I wouldn't refrain if he called me out.

I can't walk away from a fight either, but I prefer to restrict that sort of thing to scumbags, of which I am surrounded by an infinite supply.

Actually, that's probably best Dok, I won't call him out. For the same reasons. And I  like everyone, pretty much at the moment.

[East Coast Hustle]

I think that if I HAD gotten a hipster to take a swing at me, rather than beat him down mercilessly I probably would have congratulated him for having a sack and bought him a beer.

But not a PBR.

[Doktor Howl]

I think that if I HAD gotten a hipster to take a swing at me, rather than beat him down mercilessly I probably would have congratulated him for having a sack and bought him a beer.

But not a PBR.

So, yeah, poisoning instead of beating.

You know hipsters can't process actual alcohol.

[BadBeast]

I think that if I HAD gotten a hipster to take a swing at me, rather than beat him down mercilessly I probably would have congratulated him for having a sack and bought him a beer.

But not a PBR.

So, yeah, poisoning instead of beating.

You know hipsters can't process actual alcohol.

They can, but the process is so demeaning to anyone watching, (let alone participating) that it doesn't tend to get many column inches.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

is that spag ech driving towards me today?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Pretty much everyone who claims not to be a hipster is one. The hipsterest thing to do these days is hating hipsters.

Outside the Willamette Valley, in the "real" world, that statement doesn't hold much water.

Or, rather, hipsters might think it's cool to hate hipsters, but EVERYBODY else actually DOES hate hipsters.

If you're not a hipster, the real answer to "how do you feel about hipsters" is "What the fuck is a hipster?"

[Don Coyote]

Pretty much everyone who claims not to be a hipster is one. The hipsterest thing to do these days is hating hipsters.

Outside the Willamette Valley, in the "real" world, that statement doesn't hold much water.

Or, rather, hipsters might think it's cool to hate hipsters, but EVERYBODY else actually DOES hate hipsters.

If you're not a hipster, the real answer to "how do you feel about hipsters" is "What the fuck is a hipster?"

Does that mean that since we all know what hipsters are we are all hipsters?

[Doktor Howl]

Pretty much everyone who claims not to be a hipster is one. The hipsterest thing to do these days is hating hipsters.

Outside the Willamette Valley, in the "real" world, that statement doesn't hold much water.

Or, rather, hipsters might think it's cool to hate hipsters, but EVERYBODY else actually DOES hate hipsters.

If you're not a hipster, the real answer to "how do you feel about hipsters" is "What the fuck is a hipster?"

20-30 something variant on a goth.  I could go into detail, but that's the gist of it.

[BabylonHoruv]

The Geezer who got stapled to some wood for a couple of days, by the Jews/Romans.

That's most of them.

Now you're just being deliberately obtuse! (Christ! you Cornish/Welshmen)

1.  Not at all.  It turns out that there is a near-infinite amount of Jesi.  There's the retard Jesus (Downs babies need Jesus, too), the Cholo Jesus (we just call him "Vato"), the Thank You Black Jesus, the Cornish Jesus (he's the one bellowing incoherently).  There is no Jesus for Welsh people, because they keep fucking up his name with their consonants.

2.  Please do never Cornish/Welsh.  The two should never be mentioned together like that.  We Cornish don't rule the world because we're too smart to want the job, and the Welsh don't rule the world because they're too busy stabbing each other over the last pint of Watney's.

I still like Vampire Jesus.  Who is turning all Christians into his minions by having them drink his blood.