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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on September 23, 2010, 11:06:50 PM

Title: Something I've noticed:
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 23, 2010, 11:06:50 PM
Nothing bad can happen to me when Bob Seger is on the radio.

Something bad always happens when Elvis is on the radio, but I don't care.

I WANT something bad to happen when Taylor Swift is on the radio, but it never does.
Title: Re: Something I've noticed:
Post by: Freeky on September 23, 2010, 11:08:34 PM
Was Taylor Swift just on?
Title: Re: Something I've noticed:
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 23, 2010, 11:09:12 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 23, 2010, 11:08:34 PM
Was Taylor Swift just on?

For a moment.

Now my radio doesn't work.  But that's not a bad thing.
Title: Re: Something I've noticed:
Post by: Freeky on September 23, 2010, 11:09:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 23, 2010, 11:09:12 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 23, 2010, 11:08:34 PM
Was Taylor Swift just on?

For a moment.

Now my radio doesn't work.  But that's not a bad thing.

Did you break it?
Title: Re: Something I've noticed:
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 23, 2010, 11:10:27 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 23, 2010, 11:09:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 23, 2010, 11:09:12 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 23, 2010, 11:08:34 PM
Was Taylor Swift just on?

For a moment.

Now my radio doesn't work.  But that's not a bad thing.

Did you break it?

No.

My hammer broke it.
Title: Re: Something I've noticed:
Post by: Freeky on September 23, 2010, 11:11:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 23, 2010, 11:10:27 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 23, 2010, 11:09:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 23, 2010, 11:09:12 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 23, 2010, 11:08:34 PM
Was Taylor Swift just on?

For a moment.

Now my radio doesn't work.  But that's not a bad thing.

Did you break it?

No.

My hammer broke it.

:lulz: That's like saying The Meathammah beats you, not me.
Title: Re: Something I've noticed:
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 23, 2010, 11:12:13 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 23, 2010, 11:11:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 23, 2010, 11:10:27 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 23, 2010, 11:09:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 23, 2010, 11:09:12 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 23, 2010, 11:08:34 PM
Was Taylor Swift just on?

For a moment.

Now my radio doesn't work.  But that's not a bad thing.

Did you break it?

No.

My hammer broke it.

:lulz: That's like saying The Meathammah beats you, not me.

It was a reflex thing.
Title: Re: Something I've noticed:
Post by: Adios on September 23, 2010, 11:13:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 23, 2010, 11:10:27 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 23, 2010, 11:09:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 23, 2010, 11:09:12 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 23, 2010, 11:08:34 PM
Was Taylor Swift just on?

For a moment.

Now my radio doesn't work.  But that's not a bad thing.

Did you break it?

No.

My hammer broke it.

:lulz:

I don't blame your hammer.
Title: Re: Something I've noticed:
Post by: Freeky on September 23, 2010, 11:14:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 23, 2010, 11:12:13 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 23, 2010, 11:11:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 23, 2010, 11:10:27 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 23, 2010, 11:09:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 23, 2010, 11:09:12 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 23, 2010, 11:08:34 PM
Was Taylor Swift just on?

For a moment.

Now my radio doesn't work.  But that's not a bad thing.

Did you break it?

No.

My hammer broke it.

:lulz: That's like saying The Meathammah beats you, not me.

It was a reflex thing.

ITS TOTALLY A REFLEX THING WHEN I BEAT YOU. ITS REFLEXIVE LIKE DOING DRUGS CU ITS SO ENJOYABLE! :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Something I've noticed:
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 23, 2010, 11:17:22 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 23, 2010, 11:14:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 23, 2010, 11:12:13 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 23, 2010, 11:11:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 23, 2010, 11:10:27 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 23, 2010, 11:09:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 23, 2010, 11:09:12 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 23, 2010, 11:08:34 PM
Was Taylor Swift just on?

For a moment.

Now my radio doesn't work.  But that's not a bad thing.

Did you break it?

No.

My hammer broke it.

:lulz: That's like saying The Meathammah beats you, not me.

It was a reflex thing.

ITS TOTALLY A REFLEX THING WHEN I BEAT YOU. ITS REFLEXIVE LIKE DOING DRUGS CU ITS SO ENJOYABLE! :lulz: :lulz:

No, for real.  I didn't even think about it.  I heard the "teardrops on my guitar" thing, and before I even thought about it, I'd reached in my desk drawer, grabbed the blacksmith's mallet, and dealt out justice.
Title: Re: Something I've noticed:
Post by: Freeky on September 23, 2010, 11:19:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 23, 2010, 11:17:22 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 23, 2010, 11:14:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 23, 2010, 11:12:13 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 23, 2010, 11:11:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 23, 2010, 11:10:27 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 23, 2010, 11:09:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 23, 2010, 11:09:12 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 23, 2010, 11:08:34 PM
Was Taylor Swift just on?

For a moment.

Now my radio doesn't work.  But that's not a bad thing.

Did you break it?

No.

My hammer broke it.

:lulz: That's like saying The Meathammah beats you, not me.

It was a reflex thing.

ITS TOTALLY A REFLEX THING WHEN I BEAT YOU. ITS REFLEXIVE LIKE DOING DRUGS CU ITS SO ENJOYABLE! :lulz: :lulz:

No, for real.  I didn't even think about it.  I heard the "teardrops on my guitar" thing, and before I even thought about it, I'd reached in my desk drawer, grabbed the blacksmith's mallet, and dealt out justice.

That's amazing. :lol:
Title: Re: Something I've noticed:
Post by: Cain on September 23, 2010, 11:22:55 PM
Did I mention the time I spent three hours having to listen to the same Taylor Swift song over and over and over again?

I may not have done because afterwards I'm pretty sure I bought an overpriced bottle of scotch and drank the whole damn thing, and then curled up in a ball on the floor.
Title: Re: Something I've noticed:
Post by: Adios on September 23, 2010, 11:24:18 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 23, 2010, 11:22:55 PM
Did I mention the time I spent three hours having to listen to the same Taylor Swift song over and over and over again?

I may not have done because afterwards I'm pretty sure I bought an overpriced bottle of scotch and drank the whole damn thing, and then curled up in a ball on the floor.

You must have pissed off the Queen.
Title: Re: Something I've noticed:
Post by: Cain on September 23, 2010, 11:25:45 PM
Worse, I was in a music class and it was the song we were teaching them to sing for that day.  I believe they inflicted it on a crowd at the Montreux Jazz Festival though, which I was not present at, a thought which gives me some comfort that I did not suffer alone.
Title: Re: Something I've noticed:
Post by: Adios on September 23, 2010, 11:28:25 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 23, 2010, 11:25:45 PM
Worse, I was in a music class and it was the song we were teaching them to sing for that day.  I believe they inflicted it on a crowd at the Montreux Jazz Festival though, which I was not present at, a thought which gives me some comfort that I did not suffer alone.

Good grief, i don't know how you stood it.
Title: Re: Something I've noticed:
Post by: Cain on September 24, 2010, 05:35:48 PM
For reference, this was the song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDa4ZPt7eVQ

Some of the girls actually had fairly decent singing voices, when they tried.