Why did you name yourself after a crappy christian nu-metal band fronted by a white guy with dredlocks?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOESyEljmFE
I think that's why Pho is prefered over PoD
I still like watching the bus impact from the driver's seat of the car.
But no matter how many times I watch it, the kid never gets smeared.
I want my money back.
Quote from: Doktor BlightI think that's why Pho is prefered over PoD
I think I'll let PoD answer for himself.
WE ARE WE ARE THE YOUTH OF THE NATION
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 24, 2010, 01:13:02 PM
Quote from: Doktor BlightI think that's why Pho is prefered over PoD
I think I'll let PoD answer for himself.
:lulz:
nice bait.
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 24, 2010, 04:51:42 AM
a white guy with dredlocks?
So why haven't we shoved them all in the FEMA death camps yet?
still doesn't answer my question, PoD. I mean in spite of your superficial protestations, you had to know how this was gonna turn out. In fact, I'm fairly sure that your superficial protestations are in fact designed to lead this known-to-be-contrary crowd into calling you exactly what you wanted us to call you all along.
I just want to know why you're endorsing white-people dreds.
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 24, 2010, 01:34:01 PM
I just want to know why you're endorsing white-people dreds.
Dexter Holland looked pretty good with them back in '96. I guess I never grew out of it, even though he did. :oops:
No he didn't. They looked about as good as his band sounded. (Ixnay aside which was a passable album)
also, those were cornrows, not dreds.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 24, 2010, 01:49:15 PM
No he didn't. They looked about as good as his band sounded. (Ixnay aside which was a passable album)
I like the Offspring. :|
We all have our cross to bear.
So would you say that having dredlocks makes someone pretty fly for a white guy?
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 24, 2010, 01:51:42 PM
We all have our cross to bear.
So would you say that having dredlocks makes someone pretty fly for a white guy?
No. It only worked on Dexter. Of course, I was 8, so I didn't even know what the hell that meant.
so, at what point did you realize that it meant that you have horrible taste in hairstyles?
About the age of 12.
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 24, 2010, 01:55:03 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 24, 2010, 01:51:42 PM
We all have our cross to bear.
So would you say that having dredlocks makes someone pretty fly for a white guy?
No. It only worked on Dexter. Of course, I was 8, so I didn't even know what the hell that meant.
8? In 1996?
Fuuuuuuuuuuck.
-Suu
Throws her dentures at you
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 24, 2010, 01:51:42 PM
We all have our cross to bear.
So would you say that having dredlocks makes someone pretty fly for a white guy?
I don't know, if someone like that approached me I'd tell him that he gotta get away from me.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 24, 2010, 02:08:21 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 24, 2010, 01:51:42 PM
We all have our cross to bear.
So would you say that having dredlocks makes someone pretty fly for a white guy?
I don't know, if someone like that approached me I'd tell him that he gotta get away from me.
What if he was trying to show you the meaning of life?
Meh, all meaning has gone away.
Sounds like you have low self-esteem.
you guys are kicking him when he's down
Guys, this has gone way too far. Just come out and play.
Shut up and take it like a man
the thing with white boy dreds is that they tend to get really matted and clumped together over time.
I mean, they're ugly as hell to begin with, but if you're gonna have them, well, you gotta keep 'em separated.
That last post has me worried. EHC, are you doing okay?
Quote from: Doktor Princess on September 24, 2010, 02:02:38 PM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 24, 2010, 01:55:03 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 24, 2010, 01:51:42 PM
We all have our cross to bear.
So would you say that having dredlocks makes someone pretty fly for a white guy?
No. It only worked on Dexter. Of course, I was 8, so I didn't even know what the hell that meant.
8? In 1996?
Fuuuuuuuuuuck.
-Suu
Throws her dentures at you
I was 6. :lol:
Confused - are dreds supposed to be a black people thing?
Quote from: Cainad on September 24, 2010, 02:25:02 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on September 24, 2010, 02:02:38 PM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 24, 2010, 01:55:03 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 24, 2010, 01:51:42 PM
We all have our cross to bear.
So would you say that having dredlocks makes someone pretty fly for a white guy?
No. It only worked on Dexter. Of course, I was 8, so I didn't even know what the hell that meant.
8? In 1996?
Fuuuuuuuuuuck.
-Suu
Throws her dentures at you
I was 6. :lol:
:x
Quote from: Cainad on September 24, 2010, 02:25:02 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on September 24, 2010, 02:02:38 PM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 24, 2010, 01:55:03 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 24, 2010, 01:51:42 PM
We all have our cross to bear.
So would you say that having dredlocks makes someone pretty fly for a white guy?
No. It only worked on Dexter. Of course, I was 8, so I didn't even know what the hell that meant.
8? In 1996?
Fuuuuuuuuuuck.
-Suu
Throws her dentures at you
I was 6. :lol:
You're gonna go far, kid.
Quote from: Doktor Princess on September 24, 2010, 02:41:09 PM
Quote from: Cainad on September 24, 2010, 02:25:02 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on September 24, 2010, 02:02:38 PM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 24, 2010, 01:55:03 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 24, 2010, 01:51:42 PM
We all have our cross to bear.
So would you say that having dredlocks makes someone pretty fly for a white guy?
No. It only worked on Dexter. Of course, I was 8, so I didn't even know what the hell that meant.
8? In 1996?
Fuuuuuuuuuuck.
-Suu
Throws her dentures at you
I was 6. :lol:
:x
Awww Suu, s'ok, I was 28 in '96 with 2 kids by the end of the year....
Oh god :x
Quote from: CramulusConfused - are dreds supposed to be a black people thing?
Yes. And I'm not sure what's confusing about it.
Like cornrows. How hilarious do white people look with cornrows?
exceedingly hilarious. There's a cottage industry in the VI of old west indian ladies who make their money by hanging out at the tourist beaches and getting white girls to pay them $50 a pop to make them look stupid.
So in that sense, I support white people with cornrows as long as they are supporting my island's economy. But nobody pays for dreds, they just don't shower for years. So I can't find any reason to support that.
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 24, 2010, 02:49:54 PM
exceedingly hilarious. There's a cottage industry in the VI of old west indian ladies who make their money by hanging out at the tourist beaches and getting white girls to pay them $50 a pop to make them look stupid.
So in that sense, I support white people with cornrows as long as they are supporting my island's economy. But nobody pays for dreds, they just don't shower for years. So I can't find any reason to support that.
Good point. I look at dreds more as a protest against haircuts and hygiene though. So... wait, you're right ECH, supporting dreds is stupid.
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 24, 2010, 02:52:44 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 24, 2010, 02:49:54 PM
exceedingly hilarious. There's a cottage industry in the VI of old west indian ladies who make their money by hanging out at the tourist beaches and getting white girls to pay them $50 a pop to make them look stupid.
So in that sense, I support white people with cornrows as long as they are supporting my island's economy. But nobody pays for dreds, they just don't shower for years. So I can't find any reason to support that.
Good point. I look at dreds more as a protest against haircuts and hygiene though. So... wait, you're right ECH, supporting dreds is stupid.
Yeah, I totally remember that phase of my rebellious youth. Striking out against The Man and his "hygiene" bullshit.
When I was, like, five years old. And they always ended up getting me to take a bath anyway.
Oh they shower, they just don't wash/brush their hair, which IMO, is just as nasty. Or what's that shit they're supposed to use? Castille soap? I tried washing my hair with it ONCE, and it dried it out so bad I had to leave conditioner on it for like a half hour, and I got some greasy ass dago hair when it needs a washin'. If that stuff stripped my hair of every last inkling of oil, wtf is it doing to your nappy ass dreads?
I've seen a couple of white guys pull of the dred look. I can't post pics because I'm at work but the guitarist from Anathema, Danny Cavanaugh had dreds and they looked alright. Also Jeff Walker from Carcass.
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 24, 2010, 02:45:44 PM
Quote from: CramulusConfused - are dreds supposed to be a black people thing?
Yes. And I'm not sure what's confusing about it.
I have a bunch of white friends with dreds who rock it pretty well
you may now commence stereotyping
Quote from: Cramulus on September 24, 2010, 03:05:27 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 24, 2010, 02:45:44 PM
Quote from: CramulusConfused - are dreds supposed to be a black people thing?
Yes. And I'm not sure what's confusing about it.
I have a bunch of white friends with dreds who rock it pretty well
you may now commence stereotyping
:lulz:
Quote from: Cramulus on September 24, 2010, 03:05:27 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 24, 2010, 02:45:44 PM
Quote from: CramulusConfused - are dreds supposed to be a black people thing?
Yes. And I'm not sure what's confusing about it.
I have a bunch of white friends with dreds who rock it pretty well
you may now commence stereotyping
If "white people with dreds look fucking retarded" is stereotyping, you can color me guilty.
but hey, I'm sure they're really showing The Man and all that. :lol:
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 24, 2010, 03:02:40 PM
I've seen a couple of white guys pull of the dred look. I can't post pics because I'm at work but the guitarist from Anathema, Danny Cavanaugh had dreds and they looked alright. Also Jeff Walker from Carcass.
It takes work. Caucasian hair doesn't always work well with it and it can go bad REALLY fast. You can't just stop brushing your hair, you have to shape them.
I was going to mention Karyn Crisis (http://www.google.ca/images?hl=en&q=karyn%20crisis&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&safe=active), but after having a second look, I take it back.
I'd still hit it, though.
:hit:
In all honesty though, there is a cultural and religious aspect to dredlocks that, by definition, white people are excluded from. Unless they're Rastafarians. Which is a black power movement. But, you know, I'm sure they look really edgy.
I suppose that at this point, I should add that black people who dress like thugs also look really stupid with dreds. It's not strictly a racial thing.
Mmm, at least the thugs have the natural hair texture to pull it off though.
I must have missed the memo that you're supposed to pick a hair style for cultural or religious reasons.
So, now I gotta ask. What's the official hairstlye of Irish-American Taoist/Discordians?
Quote from: Cramulus on September 24, 2010, 03:19:07 PM
I must have missed the memo that you're supposed to pick a hair style for cultural or religious reasons.
It's obviously not required. White people with dreds are free to look as stupid as they want. Frankly I think it looks stupid outside of any cultural context, I was just trying to provide some additional context for the existence of the hairstyle we're discussing.
I mean, you don't have to be an orthodox jew to have sidelocks either.
my pubes have orthodox sidelocks
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 24, 2010, 03:51:05 PM
my pubes have orthodox sidelocks
:argh!:
once again, with the visuals.
wait.. no.. can't see it.
it's probably for the best.
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 24, 2010, 03:51:05 PM
my pubes have orthodox sidelocks
mine are a mohawk. Not a wussy suburban soccerthug mohawk, more like the bad guy in The Road Warrior mohawk.
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 24, 2010, 03:59:38 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 24, 2010, 03:51:05 PM
my pubes have orthodox sidelocks
mine are a mohawk. Not a wussy suburban soccerthug mohawk, more like the bad guy in The Road Warrior mohawk.
my ass has a mullett
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 24, 2010, 02:46:58 PM
Like cornrows. How hilarious do white people look with cornrows?
I am Jack's lack of suprise most of you didn't see Sir Edward on the Daily show recently
Quote from: Pēleus on September 24, 2010, 07:48:20 PM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 24, 2010, 02:46:58 PM
Like cornrows. How hilarious do white people look with cornrows?
I am Jack's lack of suprise most of you didn't see Sir Edward on the Daily show recently
:lulz:
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_X6Isw4ybb4U/TErSYO0KptI/AAAAAAAAwiM/gC1f6p_h35g/s400/ed-norton-corn-rows%5B1%5D.jpg)
Quote from: Kiaransalee on September 24, 2010, 02:43:24 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on September 24, 2010, 02:41:09 PM
Quote from: Cainad on September 24, 2010, 02:25:02 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on September 24, 2010, 02:02:38 PM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 24, 2010, 01:55:03 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 24, 2010, 01:51:42 PM
We all have our cross to bear.
So would you say that having dredlocks makes someone pretty fly for a white guy?
No. It only worked on Dexter. Of course, I was 8, so I didn't even know what the hell that meant.
8? In 1996?
Fuuuuuuuuuuck.
-Suu
Throws her dentures at you
I was 6. :lol:
:x
Awww Suu, s'ok, I was 28 in '96 with 2 kids by the end of the year....
Oh god :x
I was 15. We can both throw our dentures at Suu.
Quote from: Cramulus on September 24, 2010, 03:19:07 PM
I must have missed the memo that you're supposed to pick a hair style for cultural or religious reasons.
Try picturing a black man with a mullet
\
:mullet:
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 25, 2010, 12:52:18 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 24, 2010, 03:19:07 PM
I must have missed the memo that you're supposed to pick a hair style for cultural or religious reasons.
Try picturing a black man with a mullet
\
:mullet:
I have a vision........
MICHAEL JACKSON!!!
Oh, wait, you didn't say white woman.
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 24, 2010, 03:20:44 PM
So, now I gotta ask. What's the official hairstlye of Irish-American Taoist/Discordians?
Depends on gender. But you must wear a cap either way.
(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa66/dracolupus/blight1.jpg)
^Irish American Discordian
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 25, 2010, 12:53:23 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 25, 2010, 12:52:18 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 24, 2010, 03:19:07 PM
I must have missed the memo that you're supposed to pick a hair style for cultural or religious reasons.
Try picturing a black man with a mullet
\
:mullet:
I have a vision........
MICHAEL JACKSON!!!
Oh, wait, you didn't say white woman.
:lulz:
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 24, 2010, 01:49:15 PM
No he didn't. They looked about as good as his band sounded. (Ixnay aside which was an unmissable and essential punk album)
fixt
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 25, 2010, 01:23:44 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 24, 2010, 01:49:15 PM
No he didn't. They looked about as good as his band sounded. (Smash aside which was an unmissable and essential punk album)
fixt
Double fixt.
Ixnay, and everything they released afterwards, was a bucket of suck.
Quote from: Cuddlefist on September 25, 2010, 04:36:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 25, 2010, 01:23:44 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 24, 2010, 01:49:15 PM
No he didn't. They looked about as good as his band sounded. (Smash aside which was an unmissable and essential punk album)
fixt
Double fixt.
Ixnay, and everything they released afterwards, was a bucket of suck.
We shall have to disagree then. I like Smash, but Ixnay is far superior. Though, correctly, everything else after sucks, apart from the occasional flash of genius (marginally connected to the music. Like Redman in the Original Prankster vid).
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 25, 2010, 04:51:12 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefist on September 25, 2010, 04:36:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 25, 2010, 01:23:44 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 24, 2010, 01:49:15 PM
No he didn't. They looked about as good as his band sounded. (Smash aside which was an unmissable and essential punk album)
fixt
Double fixt.
Ixnay, and everything they released afterwards, was a bucket of suck.
We shall have to disagree then. I like Smash, but Ixnay is far superior. Though, correctly, everything else after sucks, apart from the occasional flash of genius (marginally connected to the music. Like Redman in the Original Prankster vid).
"Bad Habit" is partially responsible for my strong affinity towards profanity, you stupid, dumb-shit, goddamned motherfucker.
Smash had the best tunes, and the best lyrics. It fails only at "Come Out and Play" and "What Happened to You."
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 24, 2010, 03:20:44 PM
So, now I gotta ask. What's the official hairstlye of Irish-American Taoist/Discordians?
Rainbow dred mohawk.
Or you aren't a rly rl Irish American Taoist/Discordian.
Quote from: Cuddlefist on September 25, 2010, 05:03:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 25, 2010, 04:51:12 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefist on September 25, 2010, 04:36:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 25, 2010, 01:23:44 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 24, 2010, 01:49:15 PM
No he didn't. They looked about as good as his band sounded. (Smash aside which was an unmissable and essential punk album)
fixt
Double fixt.
Ixnay, and everything they released afterwards, was a bucket of suck.
We shall have to disagree then. I like Smash, but Ixnay is far superior. Though, correctly, everything else after sucks, apart from the occasional flash of genius (marginally connected to the music. Like Redman in the Original Prankster vid).
"Bad Habit" is partially responsible for my strong affinity towards profanity, you stupid, dumb-shit, goddamned motherfucker.
Smash had the best tunes, and the best lyrics. It fails only at "Come Out and Play" and "What Happened to You."
I spent the most time with Ignition. It just feels right.
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 25, 2010, 05:05:41 PM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 24, 2010, 03:20:44 PM
So, now I gotta ask. What's the official hairstlye of Irish-American Taoist/Discordians?
Rainbow dred mohawk.
Or you aren't a rly rl Irish American Taoist/Discordian.
:lulz:
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 27, 2010, 02:49:57 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 25, 2010, 05:05:41 PM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 24, 2010, 03:20:44 PM
So, now I gotta ask. What's the official hairstlye of Irish-American Taoist/Discordians?
Rainbow dred mohawk.
Or you aren't a rly rl Irish American Taoist/Discordian.
:lulz:
I absolutely must see this. DO EET NAO!!!
My hair's not long enough to do it, and it's thick, so I would dread shaving it. I would totally dye it rainbow though.
NOT A REALLY REAL WHATEVER YOU SAID YOU WERE, THEN!
PICTURES WOMAN!! I WANT RAINBOW HAIR PICTURES!! :lulz: :lulz:
I am white and i have perfect hair texture for dreds :sad:
if i dont comb the under part alot it turns to dreds while rubbing against my neck :x
Then just go with it and make dreds :lulz:
I AINT NO FILTHY HIPPIE :argh!: :argh!:
Your kitty says otherwise.
my kitty says YAWN. and BACON.
Your kitty also answers yes to any question presented to it.
So, kitty: Is Fred a filthy hippie?
it is clearly saying NOOOOOOO
:argh!: Curses! Foiled again!
Quote from: ☂ Kim Jong Fred ☂ on September 27, 2010, 03:45:48 AM
I AINT NO FILTHY HIPPIE :argh!: :argh!:
But then we could call you "Drederieke".
So it would sound like you were a hippie AND a filthy belgian.
Quote from: ☂ Kim Jong Fred ☂ on September 27, 2010, 03:45:48 AM
I AINT NO FILTHY HIPPIE :argh!: :argh!:
I've seen pics, and your love for filthy dreadlocks is well known.