Poll
Question:
Pick one
Option 1: A spanking (giving)
votes: 12
Option 2: A spanking (receiving)
votes: 17
Option 3: potato chips
votes: 14
The government wants to know
Hmm, I voted chips, but I just realized I have tender gums at the moment so perhaps a spanking would be preferable.
i almost want to put potato chips, but i actually ate some since the last poll so the craving is no longer there and i feel really fat for eating them.
alright i voted. SMACK MAH ASS, BITCHES!
Is spanking here specifically meant in the sexual context of the word?
I wasn't sure and voted potato chips to be on the safe side.
That's the point of these choices threads, isn't it?
However, the more I try to imagine it, I really can't imagine any sexual situation with me in it where spanking wouldn't be an immediate turn-off. If I were receiving I'd be shocked, if I were handing it out I would wonder just WTF I'd be doing. Both cases the mood would be gone.
To each their own, I guess.
UNLESS the potato chips are ALSO in a sexual context. In that case I'd start handing out the spanking yelling GTFO OUT OF MY BED YOU'RE GETTING CRUMBLES EVERYWHERE
I completely dislike getting my ass smacked...there's nothing sexy about it. :kingmeh: However, discipline is discipline and if he's bad, I'll smack HIS ass. :mrgreen:
and all 3 horses are neck and neck at the first corner
Quote from: Ruby on September 26, 2010, 01:17:48 PM
I completely dislike getting my ass smacked...there's nothing sexy about it. :kingmeh: However, discipline is discipline and if he's bad, I'll smack HIS ass. :mrgreen:
RUBY NOBODY WAS ASKING YOU
also
THOSE WERE COMPLETE SENTENCES, YOU'RE FALLING OUT OF CHCRATCTERR
I like all three equally. I voted Spanking (Giving), to tie them up on 4 each.
That is all.
I liked this thread more when I had to make a very important choise
Triplezero - I was PMed, so go flap your lips elsewhere and on someone else. :p
Yeah Trip, stop flapping your lips with your, uh, writing, and stuff. Just stop it.
That's Trip. He spends all his time on this forum reading what other people write. And then typing shit to other people. What an asshole.
More importantly, he's flapping his lips in order to use his keyboard.
Sounds kinda....dirty. Almost robosexual.
Well, it may be dirty in one sense. But he'll have a cleaner keyboard than I do.
Even though I don't fap all up on mine anymore.
Perhaps I'm not the only gobbler of cocks, then, eh?
:flapaway:
Quote from: Ruby on September 26, 2010, 04:19:54 PM
Perhaps I'm not the only gobbler of cocks, then, eh?
:flapaway:
I tried it once.
Once only.
Pphffft! Just once?!
Aye, your still green. :mrgreen:
Perhaps this halloween's costume won't be the Harley Quinn at all, perhaps I'll go as the green cock gobbler...with triplezero trailing behind on his dog chain.
Gettin'
Oh I'm a givin'. There needs to be a Spank-o-Gram service. A Singing Spank-o-Gram service.
Quote from: Alty on September 26, 2010, 07:52:07 PM
Oh I'm a givin'. There needs to be a Spank-o-Gram service. A Singing Spank-o-Gram service.
:fap:
Quote from: Alty on September 26, 2010, 07:52:07 PM
Oh I'm a givin'. There needs to be a Spank-o-Gram service. A Singing Spank-o-Gram service.
I am owed 25 birthday spankings from....someone
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Oh dear god. :lulz:
Hahaha, gotta love the balance.
This forum provokes an out-of-character perverseness from me.
Aye. Gonna leave this here and just stuff my trap with popcorn for a while.
(And taking notes, btw, as to who is gettin'.) :mrgreen:
I am definitely for giving the spanking. Doktor Howl sometimes needs a spanking. Especially with Hammers. :D
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Giving, yes indeedy.
It normally isn't part of my schtick... but there are indeed some asses out there that just seem to need a good spanking.
If it's the right time, etc., I'll receive or give. My only problem with spanking is that I tend to get a lot of it, from women and men alike, unsolicited and unwanted. Sigh. I just have one of those asses, as Cainad stated above.
Quote from: Jenne on September 27, 2010, 05:03:33 PM
If it's the right time, etc., I'll receive or give. My only problem with spanking is that I tend to get a lot of it, from women and men alike, unsolicited and unwanted. Sigh. I just have one of those asses, as Cainad stated above.
That's what your elbow is for.
I'm not a big fan of spanking, myself, mostly because I don't like doing it, and I have no repressed guilt that would make it enjoyable to receive.
I mean, I'm guilty as fuck by virtue of being me, but I don't repress it.
Receiving. I'd prefer to be whipped a little but if slapping is the only masochistic option, I'll take it. Go for the back though. The ass is a bit vulgar for my tastes.
So where are my chips?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 27, 2010, 05:05:44 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 27, 2010, 05:03:33 PM
If it's the right time, etc., I'll receive or give. My only problem with spanking is that I tend to get a lot of it, from women and men alike, unsolicited and unwanted. Sigh. I just have one of those asses, as Cainad stated above.
That's what your elbow is for.
I'm not a big fan of spanking, myself, mostly because I don't like doing it, and I have no repressed guilt that would make it enjoyable to receive.
I mean, I'm guilty as fuck by virtue of being me, but I don't repress it.
I had no idea that was the reason people liked it! Really?
Wow. :lol:
Quote from: Sigmatic on September 27, 2010, 05:55:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 27, 2010, 05:05:44 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 27, 2010, 05:03:33 PM
If it's the right time, etc., I'll receive or give. My only problem with spanking is that I tend to get a lot of it, from women and men alike, unsolicited and unwanted. Sigh. I just have one of those asses, as Cainad stated above.
That's what your elbow is for.
I'm not a big fan of spanking, myself, mostly because I don't like doing it, and I have no repressed guilt that would make it enjoyable to receive.
I mean, I'm guilty as fuck by virtue of being me, but I don't repress it.
I had no idea that was the reason people liked it! Really?
Wow. :lol:
I know a couple of dominatrixes, who do very good business (to the tune of about $400/hour). Most of their clients are either extremely rich and/or powerful people, or incredibly repressed religious types.
400 quid an hour to...mistreat people?
So it's like being an overpaid therapist without the student loans.
Quote from: Sigmatic on September 27, 2010, 06:00:12 PM
400 quid an hour to...mistreat people?
So it's like being an overpaid therapist without the student loans.
Correct.
Quote from: Jenne on September 27, 2010, 05:03:33 PM
I just have one of those asses, as Cainad stated above.
I recall a picture or two that can confirm this.
For troof. Science, afterall, is best when it involves peer review.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 27, 2010, 06:41:06 PM
For troof. Science, afterall, is best when it involves peer review.
Dammit. The best I can come up with is "peer rearview", which doesn't really work.
Butt I don't want to leave this thread behind.
I think you have to look deeper.
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 27, 2010, 06:52:01 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 27, 2010, 06:41:06 PM
For troof. Science, afterall, is best when it involves peer review.
Dammit. The best I can come up with is "peer rearview", which doesn't really work.
Butt I don't want to leave this thread behind.
Actually, this is one of those rare times I wasn't making a pun, intentionally anyway. It was more of a naked ploy to get Jenne to post pics.
yeah let's see some butt, Jenne. We have to make an important decision between all that and a bag of chips.
:lulz: Um, no. :lulz: I have to have SOME dignity, Dudes. But yeah, my ass has started take-downs at parties. Which was not cool at the time, but now I look back 3 years later, it's pretty hi-larious.
Quote from: Jenne on September 27, 2010, 07:24:02 PM
:lulz: Um, no. :lulz: I have to have SOME dignity, Dudes. But yeah, my ass has started take-downs at parties. Which was not cool at the time, but now I look back 3 years later, it's pretty hi-larious.
Post pics, and you can have some of my dignity. I'm not using it.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 27, 2010, 07:24:34 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 27, 2010, 07:24:02 PM
:lulz: Um, no. :lulz: I have to have SOME dignity, Dudes. But yeah, my ass has started take-downs at parties. Which was not cool at the time, but now I look back 3 years later, it's pretty hi-larious.
Post pics, and you can have some of my dignity. I'm not using it.
No, no, I don't borrow dignity--bad for the digestion. And I have all the problems in that arena I can handle...
Besides, I'm sure one of these days I'll post a full-Jenne pic, lately I've hated myself in every one of them I've posted, though. I think once I drop like 30-50#'s (yeah, right), I'll feel more up to it.
Quote from: Jenne on September 27, 2010, 07:26:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 27, 2010, 07:24:34 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 27, 2010, 07:24:02 PM
:lulz: Um, no. :lulz: I have to have SOME dignity, Dudes. But yeah, my ass has started take-downs at parties. Which was not cool at the time, but now I look back 3 years later, it's pretty hi-larious.
Post pics, and you can have some of my dignity. I'm not using it.
No, no, I don't borrow dignity--bad for the digestion. And I have all the problems in that arena I can handle...
Besides, I'm sure one of these days I'll post a full-Jenne pic, lately I've hated myself in every one of them I've posted, though. I think once I drop like 30-50#'s (yeah, right), I'll feel more up to it.
Well, shit. What am I going to do with this bucket of dignity? It's starting to skin over.
wallow in it, making grunting noises
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 27, 2010, 07:27:39 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 27, 2010, 07:26:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 27, 2010, 07:24:34 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 27, 2010, 07:24:02 PM
:lulz: Um, no. :lulz: I have to have SOME dignity, Dudes. But yeah, my ass has started take-downs at parties. Which was not cool at the time, but now I look back 3 years later, it's pretty hi-larious.
Post pics, and you can have some of my dignity. I'm not using it.
No, no, I don't borrow dignity--bad for the digestion. And I have all the problems in that arena I can handle...
Besides, I'm sure one of these days I'll post a full-Jenne pic, lately I've hated myself in every one of them I've posted, though. I think once I drop like 30-50#'s (yeah, right), I'll feel more up to it.
Well, shit. What am I going to do with this bucket of dignity? It's starting to skin over.
Cook it down until it's in its solid state, carve it up and freeze it for when you need it later.
Nothing like cold dignity in a man's life when he needs it.
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 27, 2010, 07:28:47 PM
wallow in it, making grunting noises
I did. That's why it's all sticky.
Are the chips bbq flavored? Dammit :argh!:
Well since we are being denied science ;) , we may as well focus on the chips again.
I am now thinking of Eva Mendes.