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This is a very important choice

Started by Cramulus, September 26, 2010, 05:05:12 AM

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A spanking (giving)
12 (27.9%)
A spanking (receiving)
17 (39.5%)
potato chips
14 (32.6%)

Total Members Voted: 43

Cainad (dec.)

It normally isn't part of my schtick... but there are indeed some asses out there that just seem to need a good spanking.

Jenne

If it's the right time, etc., I'll receive or give.  My only problem with spanking is that I tend to get a lot of it, from women and men alike, unsolicited and unwanted.  Sigh.  I just have one of those asses, as Cainad stated above.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Jenne on September 27, 2010, 05:03:33 PM
If it's the right time, etc., I'll receive or give.  My only problem with spanking is that I tend to get a lot of it, from women and men alike, unsolicited and unwanted.  Sigh.  I just have one of those asses, as Cainad stated above.

That's what your elbow is for.

I'm not a big fan of spanking, myself, mostly because I don't like doing it, and I have no repressed guilt that would make it enjoyable to receive. 

I mean, I'm guilty as fuck by virtue of being me, but I don't repress it.
Molon Lube

Nephew Twiddleton

Receiving. I'd prefer to be whipped a little but if slapping is the only masochistic option, I'll take it.  Go for the back though. The ass is a bit vulgar for my tastes.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Chairman Risus


Jasper

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 27, 2010, 05:05:44 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 27, 2010, 05:03:33 PM
If it's the right time, etc., I'll receive or give.  My only problem with spanking is that I tend to get a lot of it, from women and men alike, unsolicited and unwanted.  Sigh.  I just have one of those asses, as Cainad stated above.

That's what your elbow is for.

I'm not a big fan of spanking, myself, mostly because I don't like doing it, and I have no repressed guilt that would make it enjoyable to receive. 

I mean, I'm guilty as fuck by virtue of being me, but I don't repress it.

I had no idea that was the reason people liked it!  Really?

Wow.  :lol:

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Sigmatic on September 27, 2010, 05:55:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 27, 2010, 05:05:44 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 27, 2010, 05:03:33 PM
If it's the right time, etc., I'll receive or give.  My only problem with spanking is that I tend to get a lot of it, from women and men alike, unsolicited and unwanted.  Sigh.  I just have one of those asses, as Cainad stated above.

That's what your elbow is for.

I'm not a big fan of spanking, myself, mostly because I don't like doing it, and I have no repressed guilt that would make it enjoyable to receive. 

I mean, I'm guilty as fuck by virtue of being me, but I don't repress it.

I had no idea that was the reason people liked it!  Really?

Wow.  :lol:

I know a couple of dominatrixes, who do very good business (to the tune of about $400/hour).  Most of their clients are either extremely rich and/or powerful people, or incredibly repressed religious types. 
Molon Lube

Jasper

400 quid an hour to...mistreat people?

So it's like being an overpaid therapist without the student loans.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Sigmatic on September 27, 2010, 06:00:12 PM
400 quid an hour to...mistreat people?

So it's like being an overpaid therapist without the student loans.

Correct.
Molon Lube

LMNO

Quote from: Jenne on September 27, 2010, 05:03:33 PM
I just have one of those asses, as Cainad stated above.

I recall a picture or two that can confirm this.

AFK

For troof.  Science, afterall, is best when it involves peer review. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 27, 2010, 06:41:06 PM
For troof.  Science, afterall, is best when it involves peer review.  

Dammit.  The best I can come up with is "peer rearview", which doesn't really work.

Butt I don't want to leave this thread behind.

Salty

The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

AFK

Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 27, 2010, 06:52:01 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 27, 2010, 06:41:06 PM
For troof.  Science, afterall, is best when it involves peer review.  

Dammit.  The best I can come up with is "peer rearview", which doesn't really work.

Butt I don't want to leave this thread behind.

Actually, this is one of those rare times I wasn't making a pun, intentionally anyway.  It was more of a naked ploy to get Jenne to post pics. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cramulus

yeah let's see some butt, Jenne. We have to make an important decision between all that and a bag of chips.