Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on September 28, 2010, 10:41:07 PM

Title: ATTENTION, MEWLING HUMANS:
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 28, 2010, 10:41:07 PM
You will return Generalissimo Enrico Salazar to this board within 5 days, or you will face a reign of terror not seen since Hollywood A-Go-Go went off the air.

Doktor Semaj and I - and some anonymous others - have prepared a devastating attack that will fucking your shit royally if that Glorious Faggot does not return.

And we mean the original, not the jackass who's been dancing around in his skin.

We do not bluff.

Love and Kisses,
Doktor Howl
For the Semiconscious Liberation Army.
Title: Re: ATTENTION, MEWLING HUMANS:
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on September 28, 2010, 10:58:57 PM
Noooooo. Anything but Salazar. I'd rather have my shit fuckinged royally.  :argh!:
Title: Re: ATTENTION, MEWLING HUMANS:
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on September 28, 2010, 11:19:20 PM
We are not afraid of Dr. Semaj.
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Title: Re: ATTENTION, MEWLING HUMANS:
Post by: The Wizard on September 28, 2010, 11:29:10 PM
QuoteWe are not afraid of Dr. Semaj.

That was a mistake. I'm going to enjoy watching you scream. No one is safe.
Title: Re: ATTENTION, MEWLING HUMANS:
Post by: Cramulus on September 29, 2010, 12:13:46 AM
EN RI CO!
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Title: Re: ATTENTION, MEWLING HUMANS:
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 29, 2010, 02:49:15 AM
....who?
Title: Re: ATTENTION, MEWLING HUMANS:
Post by: Phox on September 29, 2010, 03:01:44 AM
I support the reinstatement of the Generalissimo as well.
Title: Re: ATTENTION, MEWLING HUMANS:
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 29, 2010, 03:03:21 AM
Who is this?!
Title: Re: ATTENTION, MEWLING HUMANS:
Post by: Freeky on September 29, 2010, 04:12:37 AM
WHERE IS ENRICO? I AM LOVING THAT GLORIOUS FAGGOT!!!
Title: Re: ATTENTION, MEWLING HUMANS:
Post by: Dysnomia on September 29, 2010, 04:52:01 AM
ENRICO



:fap:
Title: Re: ATTENTION, MEWLING HUMANS:
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 05:05:00 AM
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Title: Re: ATTENTION, MEWLING HUMANS:
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 29, 2010, 06:45:49 AM
Oh, shit...

Is Enrico coming back???

<running off to hide the lard and the dildoes>
Title: Re: ATTENTION, MEWLING HUMANS:
Post by: AFK on September 29, 2010, 10:59:29 AM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 29, 2010, 03:03:21 AM
Who is this?!

A Great human being.  Understanding that Great can have many connotations. 
Title: Re: ATTENTION, MEWLING HUMANS:
Post by: LMNO on September 29, 2010, 01:43:14 PM
FOR UNNATURAL LOVE AND GLORIOUS SWATHS OF BACKHAIR!
Title: Re: ATTENTION, MEWLING HUMANS:
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on September 29, 2010, 02:39:06 PM
Dear lord, and we ran off Ruby before we could offer her as sacrifice.  FUCK!

Title: Re: ATTENTION, MEWLING HUMANS:
Post by: Jenne on September 29, 2010, 02:48:18 PM
I dunno, K, I think Enrico would've tossed out Ruby like the piece o' trash she was.

I haven't seen where she flounced/was banned yet--what happened?  She finally bit the wienie, so to speak?
Title: Re: ATTENTION, MEWLING HUMANS:
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on September 29, 2010, 02:52:01 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 29, 2010, 02:48:18 PM
I dunno, K, I think Enrico would've tossed out Ruby like the piece o' trash she was.

I haven't seen where she flounced/was banned yet--what happened?  She finally bit the wienie, so to speak?

You are right, but she could have at least been a distraction while we ran to hide  :lulz:

I was hoping we finally just made her cry and take her toys and go home.  It all happened after I went home, so I don't know either.
Title: Re: ATTENTION, MEWLING HUMANS:
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 02:53:27 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 29, 2010, 02:48:18 PM
I dunno, K, I think Enrico would've tossed out Ruby like the piece o' trash she was.

I haven't seen where she flounced/was banned yet--what happened?  She finally bit the wienie, so to speak?

She was banned for spamming PMs.
Title: Re: ATTENTION, MEWLING HUMANS:
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on September 29, 2010, 02:54:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 02:53:27 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 29, 2010, 02:48:18 PM
I dunno, K, I think Enrico would've tossed out Ruby like the piece o' trash she was.

I haven't seen where she flounced/was banned yet--what happened?  She finally bit the wienie, so to speak?

She was banned for spamming PMs.

Did she at least cry?
Title: Re: ATTENTION, MEWLING HUMANS:
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 02:55:40 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on September 29, 2010, 02:54:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 02:53:27 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 29, 2010, 02:48:18 PM
I dunno, K, I think Enrico would've tossed out Ruby like the piece o' trash she was.

I haven't seen where she flounced/was banned yet--what happened?  She finally bit the wienie, so to speak?

She was banned for spamming PMs.

Did she at least cry?

Don't know, and don't care.
Title: Re: ATTENTION, MEWLING HUMANS:
Post by: Jenne on September 29, 2010, 02:57:12 PM
Ah.  Yeah, I was wondering when she'd just implode.
Title: Re: ATTENTION, MEWLING HUMANS:
Post by: Richter on September 29, 2010, 03:01:26 PM
I support ANYTHING that gets Enrico back.  That greasy bastard was a splendid pervert and bespangled faggot of the highest order.  Imelda took one look at him and became frigid, since no other man would match Enrico in her esteem, ever.  (This was when the shoe thing started.)

Understand, everyone, what it is you are sumoning. Dok knows, amny of the other posters too, but you newly arrived, do not clamor for that which you do not udnerstand.

Imagine playing a "Metal Gear Solid" game in the middle of a tepid Havanna brothel, or a Vegas stage show doused in crisco crossed with a South America junta.  Now imagine this brothel caters to EVERY client for everything, and in insistent that you participate in it all.  That's roughly what you're about to get.  

A "quiet day" with Enrico is like the Mardi Gras parade in Rio deciding they're going to run a train on you.
Title: Re: ATTENTION, MEWLING HUMANS:
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 29, 2010, 03:03:57 PM
Now I really want to see some of this.  :lulz: :lulz:

Also Ruby would have been a GREAT sacrifice!  :lol:
Title: Re: ATTENTION, MEWLING HUMANS:
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on September 29, 2010, 03:11:32 PM
Enrico is demanded.
Title: Re: ATTENTION, MEWLING HUMANS:
Post by: Triple Zero on September 30, 2010, 10:46:24 AM
Hey ENRICO, how would you show MACHETE what's what?
Title: Re: ATTENTION, MEWLING HUMANS:
Post by: The Android on October 13, 2010, 03:52:32 AM
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Title: Re: ATTENTION, MEWLING HUMANS:
Post by: Richter on October 13, 2010, 02:58:40 PM
The bastard's active on Facebook again.  Something about taking PCP and changing the salazorian anthem.  Obviously he's not come down enough to realize what he did to the flag. 

I do not put it past that horrific pervert to be doing this on purpose though.  He teases us, lilke the dominatrix teases before putting down the feathered wand and breaking out the blowtorch.
Title: Re: ATTENTION, MEWLING HUMANS:
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on October 13, 2010, 03:15:05 PM
Its a Trap! They've been monitoring us and once Enrico shows back up they'll put a GPS on his Sacred Bull.
Title: Re: ATTENTION, MEWLING HUMANS:
Post by: Iason Ouabache on October 14, 2010, 02:55:25 AM
Enrico has infected the Twitter now too: http://twitter.com/enricosalazar