You will return Generalissimo Enrico Salazar to this board within 5 days, or you will face a reign of terror not seen since Hollywood A-Go-Go went off the air.
Doktor Semaj and I - and some anonymous others - have prepared a devastating attack that will fucking your shit royally if that Glorious Faggot does not return.
And we mean the original, not the jackass who's been dancing around in his skin.
We do not bluff.
Love and Kisses,
Doktor Howl
For the Semiconscious Liberation Army.
Noooooo. Anything but Salazar. I'd rather have my shit fuckinged royally. :argh!:
We are not afraid of Dr. Semaj.
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That was a mistake. I'm going to enjoy watching you scream. No one is safe.
EN RI CO!
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EN RI CO!
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EN EM A!
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....who?
I support the reinstatement of the Generalissimo as well.
Who is this?!
WHERE IS ENRICO? I AM LOVING THAT GLORIOUS FAGGOT!!!
ENRICO
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Oh, shit...
Is Enrico coming back???
<running off to hide the lard and the dildoes>
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Who is this?!
A Great human being. Understanding that Great can have many connotations.
FOR UNNATURAL LOVE AND GLORIOUS SWATHS OF BACKHAIR!
Dear lord, and we ran off Ruby before we could offer her as sacrifice. FUCK!
I dunno, K, I think Enrico would've tossed out Ruby like the piece o' trash she was.
I haven't seen where she flounced/was banned yet--what happened? She finally bit the wienie, so to speak?
Quote from: Jenne on September 29, 2010, 02:48:18 PM
I dunno, K, I think Enrico would've tossed out Ruby like the piece o' trash she was.
I haven't seen where she flounced/was banned yet--what happened? She finally bit the wienie, so to speak?
You are right, but she could have at least been a distraction while we ran to hide :lulz:
I was hoping we finally just made her cry and take her toys and go home. It all happened after I went home, so I don't know either.
Quote from: Jenne on September 29, 2010, 02:48:18 PM
I dunno, K, I think Enrico would've tossed out Ruby like the piece o' trash she was.
I haven't seen where she flounced/was banned yet--what happened? She finally bit the wienie, so to speak?
She was banned for spamming PMs.
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Quote from: Jenne on September 29, 2010, 02:48:18 PM
I dunno, K, I think Enrico would've tossed out Ruby like the piece o' trash she was.
I haven't seen where she flounced/was banned yet--what happened? She finally bit the wienie, so to speak?
She was banned for spamming PMs.
Did she at least cry?
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 02:53:27 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 29, 2010, 02:48:18 PM
I dunno, K, I think Enrico would've tossed out Ruby like the piece o' trash she was.
I haven't seen where she flounced/was banned yet--what happened? She finally bit the wienie, so to speak?
She was banned for spamming PMs.
Did she at least cry?
Don't know, and don't care.
Ah. Yeah, I was wondering when she'd just implode.
I support ANYTHING that gets Enrico back. That greasy bastard was a splendid pervert and bespangled faggot of the highest order. Imelda took one look at him and became frigid, since no other man would match Enrico in her esteem, ever. (This was when the shoe thing started.)
Understand, everyone, what it is you are sumoning. Dok knows, amny of the other posters too, but you newly arrived, do not clamor for that which you do not udnerstand.
Imagine playing a "Metal Gear Solid" game in the middle of a tepid Havanna brothel, or a Vegas stage show doused in crisco crossed with a South America junta. Now imagine this brothel caters to EVERY client for everything, and in insistent that you participate in it all. That's roughly what you're about to get.
A "quiet day" with Enrico is like the Mardi Gras parade in Rio deciding they're going to run a train on you.
Now I really want to see some of this. :lulz: :lulz:
Also Ruby would have been a GREAT sacrifice! :lol:
Enrico is demanded.
Hey ENRICO, how would you show MACHETE what's what?
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The bastard's active on Facebook again. Something about taking PCP and changing the salazorian anthem. Obviously he's not come down enough to realize what he did to the flag.
I do not put it past that horrific pervert to be doing this on purpose though. He teases us, lilke the dominatrix teases before putting down the feathered wand and breaking out the blowtorch.
Its a Trap! They've been monitoring us and once Enrico shows back up they'll put a GPS on his Sacred Bull.
Enrico has infected the Twitter now too: http://twitter.com/enricosalazar