Another James O'Keefe (The ACORN pimp) plan fails, this one making less sense than ever.
It seem CNN is doing a report on young republicans. A group O'Keefe is involved with was making a music video and CNN requested to film there.
O'Keefe sets up to meet with the reporter to supposedly discus the request. But apparently that wasn't his plan at all, his plan was to try and
embarrass the reporter by hitting on her and being really really creepy. His plan failed when one of his accomplices chickened out tells the reporter about the plot.
The only thing I can think is this would be used for is blackmail to get CNN to make their story more favorable to O'Keefe and his group, or to release as a revenge if he doesn't like the story CNN puts out. The plan is completely stupid, juvenile, and douchebaggy but those are pretty much O'Keefe's main qualities.
http://edition.cnn.com/2010/US/09/29/okeefe.cnn.prank/
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Mr O'Keefe seems to have an absurdly overrated estimation of his charms, it would seem. Please to note, being able to lay the copy-girl for your college Republican rag =/= masterful seduction technique which transfers over to bedding CNN journalists.
This just fills me with so much glee.
Quote from: Cain on September 30, 2010, 07:31:17 AM
Mr O'Keefe seems to have an absurdly overrated estimation of his charms, it would seem. Please to note, being able to lay the copy-girl for your college Republican rag =/= masterful seduction technique which transfers over to bedding CNN journalists.
The fact that he tried to use "a condom jar, dildos, posters and paintings of naked women, fuzzy handcuffs" and a blindfold shows me that he has probably never bedded a woman before in his life.
I don't think anyone would assume that that "plan" would work, including O'Keefe. I assumed he wasn't trying to actually bed her, but just really creep her out and see her reaction.
I wish this was about Georgia O'Keefe, and her plan to embarrass reporters with her vaginally suggestive flower paintings.
Quote from: Nast on October 01, 2010, 04:17:06 AM
I wish this was about Georgia O'Keefe, and her plan to embarrass reporters with her vaginally suggestive flower paintings.
:mittens:
what I really wanted, deep in my heart, for this to be about.
She denied that her work represented female genitalia, but I think she was just being coy. That painting of hers of the slightly opened clamshell was far from a happy accident. Even I, who doesn't even know what this mythical "vagina" is supposed to look like anyway, said "Oh come on now."
Quote from: Nast on October 01, 2010, 05:49:16 AM
She denied that her work represented female genitalia, but I think she was just being coy. That painting of hers of the slightly opened clamshell was far from a happy accident. Even I, who doesn't even know what this mythical "vagina" is supposed to look like anyway, said "Oh come on now."
seriously?
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on October 01, 2010, 11:49:42 AM
Quote from: Nast on October 01, 2010, 05:49:16 AM
She denied that her work represented female genitalia, but I think she was just being coy. That painting of hers of the slightly opened clamshell was far from a happy accident. Even I, who doesn't even know what this mythical "vagina" is supposed to look like anyway, said "Oh come on now."
seriously?
What, it confuses you that penis is far more interesting for some people?
Quote from: Kai on October 01, 2010, 11:54:37 AM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on October 01, 2010, 11:49:42 AM
Quote from: Nast on October 01, 2010, 05:49:16 AM
She denied that her work represented female genitalia, but I think she was just being coy. That painting of hers of the slightly opened clamshell was far from a happy accident. Even I, who doesn't even know what this mythical "vagina" is supposed to look like anyway, said "Oh come on now."
seriously?
What, it confuses you that penis is far more interesting for some people?
nope, that part's easy. hell, there's been plenty of times my own penis was far more interesting to me than vagina (and caused me less trouble) claiming to not even know what a vagina LOOKS like is confusing.
I have it on the authority of a high ranking Republican blogger that vaginas looks like "bacon and playdoh". So I don't know what he's been looking at, but I'm pretty sure it's not what everyone else calls a vagina.
Quote from: Cain on October 01, 2010, 01:17:30 PM
I have it on the authority of a high ranking Republican blogger that vaginas looks like "bacon and playdoh". So I don't know what he's been looking at, but I'm pretty sure it's not what everyone else calls a vagina.
i can't even begin to imagine how to begin to wrap my head around that.
saying that a vagina looks like bacon gives bacon a bad name.
I WILL HEAR NO ILL SPOKEN OF BACON!
dammnit. now I'm hungry.
I'm not picky; I'll eat either one.
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 01, 2010, 01:59:47 PM
I'm not picky; I'll eat either one.
3 words.
bacon. flavored. vagina.
Sign me up!
Quote from: Cain on October 01, 2010, 01:17:30 PM
I have it on the authority of a high ranking Republican blogger that vaginas looks like "bacon and playdoh". So I don't know what he's been looking at, but I'm pretty sure it's not what everyone else calls a vagina.
My differences with republicans go deeper than I would have dared imagine.
James O'Keefe has replied:
QuoteIt took James O'Keefe all weekend to come up with an alibi for why he tried to trick a CNN reporter into coming on a boat filled with lube and dildos and "an obvious sex tape machine," but now he has posted his brilliant explanation on the Internet. "She would have had to consent before being filmed and she was not going to be faux 'seduced' unless she wanted to be," O'Keefe wrote. Oh, that makes perfect sense! Rapists, for example, should really use that line at their trials, because it really puts things into perspective. Especially if they do their raping on a very un-pre-meditated spot, like this sex boat.
QuoteThe sexually explicit document CNN is now "reporting" on was never going to be implemented as written. She saw how I was dressed that day, with my usual blazer and collared shirt. In the document she reported as being "authentic," I was supposed to have been dressed with my chest exposed, slicked backed hair, with gold chains. That ought to have been a red flag the document was not a reflection of my true intentions. Ms. Boudreau was never going to be put in the bizarre situations outlined in the document CNN reported. There were no mirrors, sex tapes, blindfolds, fuzzy handcuffs, posters of naked women, or music. Sorry, you were not going to see my face saying the words "Bubble Headed Beach Blonde who comes on at 5" into a video camera.
Oh, so it was going to be one of those low-production-value "amateur" videos of a beanpole media whore gonzo wingnut seducing a reporter. Just the bare essentials. Those are all the rage in the adult film industry.
Note O'Keefe mentions nothing about the lube or "condom jar" in this statement.
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