Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on October 13, 2010, 04:27:50 PM

Title: Dear Doktor Blight (Everyone else GTFO)
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 13, 2010, 04:27:50 PM
You're a cunt.

Do not come anywhere near Tucson.  We have ways of dealing with the Irish.  Oh, yes.  You'll find yourself stuffed with rufies and dropped off behind the bus station.  You'll have to replace your colon with schedule 80 PVC, and you will never have an audible fart again.

Okay for now,
Dok
Title: Re: Dear Doktor Blight (Everyone else GTFO)
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 13, 2010, 04:32:07 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 13, 2010, 04:27:50 PM
You're a cunt.

Do not come anywhere near Tucson.  We have ways of dealing with the Irish.  Oh, yes.  You'll find yourself stuffed with rufies and dropped off behind the bus station.  You'll have to replace your colon with schedule 80 PVC, and you will never have an audible fart again.
Okay for now,
Dok

Tempting to have such a handy skill, but I'll heed the warning for now.
Title: Re: Dear Doktor Blight (Everyone else GTFO)
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 13, 2010, 04:34:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 13, 2010, 04:32:07 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 13, 2010, 04:27:50 PM
You're a cunt.

Do not come anywhere near Tucson.  We have ways of dealing with the Irish.  Oh, yes.  You'll find yourself stuffed with rufies and dropped off behind the bus station.  You'll have to replace your colon with schedule 80 PVC, and you will never have an audible fart again.
Okay for now,
Dok

Tempting to have such a handy skill, but I'll heed the warning for now.

Well, you're wiser than Badbeast, who chose to ignore my warnings.
Title: Re: Dear Doktor Blight (Everyone else GTFO)
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 13, 2010, 04:36:38 PM
Cost is a bit too high, it seems.

What kind of radius are we talking about?
Title: Re: Dear Doktor Blight (Everyone else GTFO)
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 13, 2010, 04:39:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 13, 2010, 04:36:38 PM
Cost is a bit too high, it seems.

What kind of radius are we talking about?

I've got a bunch of 2" laying around.
Title: Re: Dear Doktor Blight (Everyone else GTFO)
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 13, 2010, 04:41:30 PM
Whoops, I mean what kind of radius around Tucson do you mean? Like is edge of suburbs ok? half hour drive?
Title: Re: Dear Doktor Blight (Everyone else GTFO)
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 13, 2010, 04:43:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 13, 2010, 04:41:30 PM
Whoops, I mean what kind of radius around Tucson do you mean? Like is edge of suburbs ok? half hour drive?

STAY OUT OF THE FUCKING GADSDEN PURCHASE, AND EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY.

IT'S NOT THE PADDY O'REILLY PURCHASE.  NO.  ALSO, IRISH PEOPLE ARE KNOWN TO BURN UP LIKE FLASH PAPER WHEN EXPOSED TO DIRECT SUNLIGHT, WHICH IS WHY THEY ALL LIVE IN THE BOSTON - NEW YORK AREA, AND SEATTLE.
Title: Re: Dear Doktor Blight (Everyone else GTFO)
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 13, 2010, 04:49:59 PM
That's a fairly large tract. What about allowing me to come as close as half way to Yuma, and access to the parts in New Mexico?
Title: Re: Dear Doktor Blight (Everyone else GTFO)
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 13, 2010, 04:51:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 13, 2010, 04:49:59 PM
That's a fairly large tract. What about allowing me to come as close as half way to Yuma, and access to the parts in New Mexico?

YOU WANNA PLAY WITH FIRE, YOU GO RIGHT AHEAD, SEAMUS.
Title: Re: Dear Doktor Blight (Everyone else GTFO)
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 13, 2010, 04:57:02 PM
Hmm. Request denied then. At least it gives me some of Arizona.

Well, I suppose I should impose some travel restriction on you too. Your range within Massachusetts is limited to Boston proper (which excludes portions of the MBTA) and Revere.

I'm going to go with the keep an eye on you policy.

Special dispensation may be given upon request for travel to and from Providence, which I have no jurisdiction over.
Title: Re: Dear Doktor Blight (Everyone else GTFO)
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 13, 2010, 05:00:39 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 13, 2010, 04:57:02 PM

Well, I suppose I should impose some travel restriction on you too. Your range within Massachusetts is limited to Boston proper (which excludes portions of the MBTA) and Revere.

That's all there is.  :?
Title: Re: Dear Doktor Blight (Everyone else GTFO)
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 13, 2010, 05:03:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 13, 2010, 05:00:39 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 13, 2010, 04:57:02 PM

Well, I suppose I should impose some travel restriction on you too. Your range within Massachusetts is limited to Boston proper (which excludes portions of the MBTA) and Revere.

That's all there is.  :?

More or less, but it prohibits you from the Greater Boston area (Cambridge, Quincy, Brookline, etc....) I suppose I could allow access to west of Worcester if you like, but yeah, not much point to that.