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Principia Discordia => Propaganda Depository => Topic started by: Cramulus on October 18, 2010, 08:47:59 PM

Title: Ringtones
Post by: Cramulus on October 18, 2010, 08:47:59 PM
This thread is for posting cell phone ringtones. Generally, these should be in mp3 format, and under 300kb.

Here's one I just made. It's Arnold Schwarzenegger giving workout instructions over Journey's Don't Stop Believing.

http://ifile.it/blknefx/Arnold_wont_Stop_Believin.mp3



000's Kraftwerk Ringtones:

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=15679.msg889119#msg889119
Title: Re: Ringtones
Post by: Remington on October 18, 2010, 08:56:44 PM
One of the other students in my class has a Mario "coin" sound as his notification for text. It's awesome. My friend has a submarine active-ping for his.

Also, slightly off-topic, but this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGU1P6lBW6Q) is the best music to wake up to in the morning.
Title: Re: Ringtones
Post by: Cramulus on October 18, 2010, 08:57:55 PM
ooh I need the coin one!

Next up: the first 30 seconds or so of Blister In The Sun
http://ifile.it/krpd8c5/Blister%20in%20the%20Sun30sec.mp3

if you like people clapping when your phone rings, this is the ringtone for you
Title: Re: Ringtones
Post by: Cramulus on October 18, 2010, 09:00:39 PM
here's the coin noise, great for incoming texts:

http://ifile.it/ukexlig/Mario_Coin.mp3
Title: Re: Ringtones
Post by: Remington on October 18, 2010, 09:01:13 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 18, 2010, 08:57:55 PM
ooh I need the coin one!

Next up: the first 30 seconds or so of Blister In The Sun
http://ifile.it/krpd8c5/Blister%20in%20the%20Sun30sec.mp3

if you like people clapping when your phone rings, this is the ringtone for you
Ask, and ye shall receive:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfkcI8dhfsQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfkcI8dhfsQ)

That's a nice one too! Got a nice rhythm.
Title: Re: Ringtones
Post by: Remington on October 18, 2010, 09:01:30 PM
 :argh!:
Title: Re: Ringtones
Post by: Cramulus on October 18, 2010, 09:25:29 PM
Ride of the Vaklyries will now be my Morning Alarm ringtone!

here it is in case you'd like it too:
http://ifile.it/lwi8ms9/Ride%20of%20the%20Valkyries50sec.mp3
Title: Re: Ringtones
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on October 18, 2010, 10:15:39 PM
I have the music from the Wizard of Oz for the witch.  It ends with her laugh, I love it, the boys made it for me.  I have no clue how to post it here though  :sad:

I will be more than happy to message it to someone if they want to post it. 

Otherwise most of my shit is silly.
Title: Re: Ringtones
Post by: Jenne on October 21, 2010, 01:02:23 AM
:mittens:  HOW COOL!
Title: Re: Ringtones
Post by: Rumckle on October 28, 2010, 12:35:54 PM
This is my current ringtone:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGSVYgcy24Q

I used video2mp3.net to convert it for my phone's use.
Title: Re: Ringtones
Post by: Hanni on October 28, 2010, 01:48:39 PM
Quote from: Remington on October 18, 2010, 08:56:44 PM
One of the other students in my class has a Mario "coin" sound as his notification for text. It's awesome. My friend has a submarine active-ping for his.

Also, slightly off-topic, but this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGU1P6lBW6Q) is the best music to wake up to in the morning.


I'll have to try that out tomorrow morning as my alarm- never woken up to Ride Of The Valkyries before.
Title: Re: Ringtones
Post by: Cramulus on October 28, 2010, 03:16:24 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on October 28, 2010, 12:35:54 PM
This is my current ringtone:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGSVYgcy24Q

I used video2mp3.net to convert it for my phone's use.


aaahhh  :lol: can you post the file? my roommate is being sex robot for Halloween and she NEEDS this on her phone.
Title: Re: Ringtones
Post by: LMNO on October 28, 2010, 03:49:43 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GGc7KcvqtE

As a ringtone.

http://ifile.it/npadc62/Get%20In%20The%20Back%20Of%20The%20Van.m4r
Title: Re: Ringtones
Post by: Rumckle on October 29, 2010, 03:56:55 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 28, 2010, 03:16:24 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on October 28, 2010, 12:35:54 PM
This is my current ringtone:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGSVYgcy24Q

I used video2mp3.net to convert it for my phone's use.


aaahhh  :lol: can you post the file? my roommate is being sex robot for Halloween and she NEEDS this on her phone.

http://ifile.it/dkfpx4c/Whitest%20Kids%20U%20Know_%20Sex%20Robot.mp3

Title: Re: Ringtones
Post by: Iason Ouabache on November 03, 2010, 09:50:41 AM
Ahem... hxxp://www.phonezoo.com/home.do
Title: Re: Ringtones
Post by: Cramulus on November 09, 2010, 01:21:52 AM
Every possible soundbite you could ever want from Anchorman

http://www.moviewavs.com/Movies/Anchorman_The_Legend_Of_Ron_Burgundy.html

Narrator: "He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr."

Brian: "Ron, wh-- where are you?"
ROn: "I'm in a glass case of emotion!"

Ron: "You scorpion woman!"

Ron: "News team, assemble!"

Title: Re: Ringtones
Post by: Cramulus on November 09, 2010, 01:23:13 AM
Sounds from The Legend of Zelda

I recommend the find an item fanfare and the discover a secret noise

http://noproblo.dayjo.org/ZeldaSounds/
Title: Re: Ringtones
Post by: Rumckle on November 09, 2010, 01:32:53 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 18, 2010, 09:25:29 PM
Ride of the Vaklyries will now be my Morning Alarm ringtone!


Man, that's great to wake up to, the only problem is it makes me want to slaughter Vietnamese farmers.
Title: Re: Ringtones
Post by: geekdad on November 19, 2010, 12:32:12 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bcm90F9T-N4

from 00s to about 34s...

It confuses the shit out of everybody, espoecially when I'm in a store. If I don't want to answer it I look at it, look at the nearest person to me and say something like "I'm getting a fax".

Bonus points if I am able to pull out a receipt from the same pocket and pull it out to "read" intently.
Title: Re: Ringtones
Post by: Cramulus on November 19, 2010, 12:36:57 AM
Quote from: geekdad on November 19, 2010, 12:32:12 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bcm90F9T-N4

from 00s to about 34s...

It confuses the shit out of everybody, espoecially when I'm in a store. If I don't want to answer it I look at it, look at the nearest person to me and say something like "I'm getting a fax".

Bonus points if I am able to pull out a receipt from the same pocket and pull it out to "read" intently.

aaaahahah a fax noise is such a great idea for a ringtone!


Title: Re: Ringtones
Post by: Cramulus on August 20, 2011, 05:40:20 PM
BLAST! all these links are dead

does anybody have these mp3s?
Title: Re: Ringtones
Post by: Salty on August 20, 2011, 05:59:02 PM
I have the first one, Arnold/Journey. Which I love to play on repeat at the speakers at work, loud, with my eyes closed, tapping my toes until I get yelled at.
Title: Re: Ringtones
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on August 23, 2011, 01:18:11 AM
Quote from: Alty on August 20, 2011, 05:59:02 PM
I have the first one, Arnold/Journey. Which I love to play on repeat at the speakers at work, loud, with my eyes closed, tapping my toes until I get yelled at.

Yeah, I've been using that one since Cram posted it.

I often wait for most of it to play before I answer the phone.

"Stretch all of it down."
Title: Re: Ringtones
Post by: Cramulus on August 23, 2011, 04:10:46 AM
bad ass! Render the mp3 unto m3
Title: Re: Ringtones
Post by: Triple Zero on August 23, 2011, 12:00:34 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 20, 2011, 05:40:20 PM
BLAST! all these links are dead

does anybody have these mp3s?

No I don't, however ... Click here for a picture of a fish (http://ifile.it/tlo80sm/kraftwerk-ringtones.zip)!! (It's really fresh)
Title: Re: Ringtones
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on August 24, 2011, 02:03:41 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 23, 2011, 04:10:46 AM
bad ass! Render the mp3 unto m3

My laptop is out of commission, but I'll see what I can do.
Title: Re: Ringtones
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on August 24, 2011, 02:33:44 AM
Well that was surprisingly easy:

http://ifile.it/sbpu3hm/Arnold_wont_Stop_Believin.mp3
Title: Re: Ringtones
Post by: Cramulus on August 24, 2011, 02:47:08 PM
yesssss

I thank you

my roommates curse you
Title: Re: Ringtones
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on August 24, 2011, 09:45:49 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 24, 2011, 02:47:08 PM
yesssss

I thank you


No problem.

Quote from: Cramulus on August 24, 2011, 02:47:08 PM
my roommates curse you

:)