Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Suu on October 21, 2010, 02:02:53 AM

Title: I AM AT HIPSTER BAR
Post by: Suu on October 21, 2010, 02:02:53 AM
Again! FUCK! Ohshit Ommegang on tap. RICHTER COME SAVE ME!
Title: Re: I AM AT HIPSTER BAR
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 21, 2010, 03:18:08 AM
which ommegang?

actually it doesn't matter. they're all just ok. except the hennepin. screw you hennepin  :argh!:
Title: Re: I AM AT HIPSTER BAR
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:13:49 AM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on October 21, 2010, 02:02:53 AM
Again! FUCK! Ohshit Ommegang on tap. RICHTER COME SAVE ME!

Warned you about that shit.
Title: I AM AT HIPSTER BAR
Post by: Suu on October 21, 2010, 04:23:03 AM
Keith is soloing. I had to represent!
Title: Re: I AM AT HIPSTER BAR
Post by: Adios on October 21, 2010, 04:24:11 AM
I loooooove Hipsters!
Title: Re: I AM AT HIPSTER BAR
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:25:31 AM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on October 21, 2010, 04:23:03 AM
Keith is soloing. I had to represent!

Shit yeah.  I want to see him perform again.  He's like having Hank Sr and Johnny Cash rolled into one little irresponsible ball.
Title: Re: I AM AT HIPSTER BAR
Post by: Cuddlefish on October 21, 2010, 04:30:05 AM
What else is new?

-dimo-
calls it how he sees it.
Title: Re: I AM AT HIPSTER BAR
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:32:37 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefist on October 21, 2010, 04:30:05 AM
What else is new?

-dimo-
calls it how he sees it.

:lulz:

Like YOU have ANY business complaining about anyone else's bar, or beer.

Title: Re: I AM AT HIPSTER BAR
Post by: Cuddlefish on October 21, 2010, 04:53:10 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:32:37 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefist on October 21, 2010, 04:30:05 AM
What else is new?

-dimo-
calls it how he sees it.

:lulz:

Like YOU have ANY business complaining about anyone else's bar, or beer.



Hey, man, sometimes you just have to take what you get. It's not like I decide where to drink, I go where it's cheap/free. Suu, well, she's a willing participant...
Title: Re: I AM AT HIPSTER BAR
Post by: Suu on October 21, 2010, 12:25:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 21, 2010, 04:25:31 AM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on October 21, 2010, 04:23:03 AM
Keith is soloing. I had to represent!

Shit yeah.  I want to see him perform again.  He's like having Hank Sr and Johnny Cash rolled into one little irresponsible ball.

Between GS, Garz, Testa, and myself, we heckled him (in a loving way of course) so bad we pissed off the hipsters left and right. You should have seen the mass exodus when he played Gail the Whale, and we all ran up front and sang along.

When I walked into Tazza, the place was pretty empty, so the cheesedicks that WERE in there gave me the "you're not one of us" sneer, so I sneered back the "I can play the 'holier than thou' game too" look. I guess I just didn't look uncool enough to be cool.

...And then I saw Ommegang Abbey Ale on tap. It kinda tastes like apple juice...at 9% alcohol.

I did run into some former coworkers from Steeple Street, in which there was much "Oh shit there I was" before Keith and GS decided to show up about an hour after I was stuck there alone.

Fortunately it wasn't a rotating set, he was the headliner though, so I had to wait through some horrid acts, but there were no ukuleles!  This one guy was actually pretty good. He was using midis and played the blues. I'm sure GS can elaborate more on that.
Title: Re: I AM AT HIPSTER BAR
Post by: Richter on October 21, 2010, 12:51:25 PM
Damnit, can't believe I missed that.  Advance warning for future hipster assaults plz.
Title: Re: I AM AT HIPSTER BAR
Post by: Suu on October 21, 2010, 01:03:28 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 21, 2010, 12:51:25 PM
Damnit, can't believe I missed that.  Advance warning for future hipster assaults plz.

LRN 2 FACEBOOK. Keith posts all of his shows there...that and It was sorta on a whim, since I finished my midterm and just walked across the street.
Title: Re: I AM AT HIPSTER BAR
Post by: 0 on October 21, 2010, 02:31:53 PM
WHAT THE HELL'S A GIGAWATT?!!
Title: Re: I AM AT HIPSTER BAR
Post by: Richter on October 21, 2010, 02:33:29 PM
Quote from: Sir Digby Chicken Caesar! on October 21, 2010, 02:31:53 PM
WHAT THE HELL'S A GIGAWATT?!!

GIGAPLEASE.

AMIRITE?
Title: Re: I AM AT HIPSTER BAR
Post by: 0 on October 21, 2010, 02:47:33 PM
(http://www.greatdreams.com/seventeen/generational-carter_hipster.png)
Title: Re: I AM AT HIPSTER BAR
Post by: Suu on October 21, 2010, 02:57:51 PM
Pumas are so 1995.



...and at least in 1995 we didn't pay more than $60 for a pair of traditional Pumas. They're what? $80 now? Way to NOT be mainstream, and still coughing up the dough to the Man.
Title: Re: I AM AT HIPSTER BAR
Post by: 0 on October 21, 2010, 02:59:28 PM
Yes, and so is using my tax money to fund your work study at URI......NOW GET BACK TO IT, LEST WE SEND YOU BACK TO THE NEW WORLD, SQUANTO!
Title: Re: I AM AT HIPSTER BAR
Post by: Suu on October 21, 2010, 03:04:10 PM
JOKE'S ON YOU!

I AM NOT ON WORK STUDY!
Title: Re: I AM AT HIPSTER BAR
Post by: Richter on October 21, 2010, 03:10:03 PM
Doktor Princess is the best use of our tax dollars recently, admit it. 

Yeah, the new roads are great, but they've kept me up 3 nights, and torn the splash gaurd off my car.
Title: Re: I AM AT HIPSTER BAR
Post by: Suu on October 21, 2010, 03:10:47 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 21, 2010, 03:10:03 PM
Doktor Princess is the best use of our tax dollars recently, admit it. 

Yeah, the new roads are great, but they've kept me up 3 nights, and torn the splash gaurd off my car.

I will never understand why they think it's a good idea to repave the roads a month before the snow falls.
Title: Re: I AM AT HIPSTER BAR
Post by: Richter on October 21, 2010, 03:29:35 PM
They also told me I couldn't drive into the parkign for my own apartment.  Fuckers. I am LOCAL FUCKING TRAFFIC. 
RESIDENT. 
CITE ME FOR WANTING TO GO HOME AND EAT DINNER MOUTHBREEDERS, I DARE YOU!
Title: Re: I AM AT HIPSTER BAR
Post by: 0 on October 21, 2010, 03:41:34 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 21, 2010, 03:29:35 PM
They also told me I couldn't drive into the parkign for my own apartment.  Fuckers. I am LOCAL FUCKING TRAFFIC. 
RESIDENT. 
CITE ME FOR WANTING TO GO HOME AND EAT DINNER MOUTHBREEDERS, I DARE YOU!

Tell them to suck a fart out of your ass and be done with it.

Their choice.

TACIT FUCKING CONSENT.
Title: Re: I AM AT HIPSTER BAR
Post by: Suu on October 21, 2010, 03:56:51 PM
Dean Street: Winning the award for "biggest construction clusterfuck" in Providence since 2002.
Title: Re: I AM AT HIPSTER BAR
Post by: Richter on October 21, 2010, 04:04:12 PM
See what happens when you go to Hipster bars?
Title: Re: I AM AT HIPSTER BAR
Post by: Suu on October 21, 2010, 04:07:28 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 21, 2010, 04:04:12 PM
See what happens when you go to Hipster bars?

See what happens Larry?!
Title: Re: I AM AT HIPSTER BAR
Post by: 0 on October 21, 2010, 04:16:06 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on October 21, 2010, 04:07:28 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 21, 2010, 04:04:12 PM
See what happens when you go to Hipster bars?

See what happens Larry?!
DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS?!

Title: Re: I AM AT HIPSTER BAR
Post by: 0 on October 21, 2010, 04:17:56 PM
(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:_x6DPztZWU4fNM:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v326/ttteddd/StrangersInTheAss.gif&t=1)
Title: Re: I AM AT HIPSTER BAR
Post by: Richter on October 21, 2010, 06:34:24 PM
I think that picutre was too mainstream for this thread.  I can't see it. :lulz: