THESE TWO (aforesaid)
are about to unleash a consumptive firestorm, a veritable flesh and soul eating maelstrom, an all encompassing apocalypse the likes of which no post-er(ette) familiar with this board, has ever been witness, here on the p.d.
DO NOT
say you'd not been warned!!!
God I hope you're right.
Quote from: E.O.T. on October 21, 2010, 05:24:16 AM
THESE TWO (aforesaid)
are about to unleash a consumptive firestorm, a veritable flesh and soul eating maelstrom, an all encompassing apocalypse the likes of which no post-er(ette) familiar with this board, has ever been witness, here on the p.d.
DO NOT
say you'd not been warned!!!
Goodness no! This is the new Hawk.
Love
Hey, let's start another pointless thread about drama that doesn't even need to exist. Maybe we can get this one to 10 or 20 pages and start a dozen other similarly stupid and inflammatory threads until half of apple talk is nothing but pointless whining about an issue that, in all reality, never existed in the first place.
If we're really lucky, a half-dozen posters will immediately jump in to verbally suck someone's dick without even adding their own original thoughts to the thread.
Well, I'm not starting anymore threads.
Hey, let's be petulant!
I swear to christ, sometimes you fuckers make me feel like I have about 50 wives, only nobody's putting out. I don't know how the mormons do it.
Quote from: First City Hustle on October 21, 2010, 03:12:08 PM
Hey, let's be petulant!
I swear to christ, sometimes you fuckers make me feel like I have about 50 wives, only nobody's putting out. I don't know how the mormons do it.
Love, respect, and rufies.
Sheesh, I'm simply trying to be nice, why all the anger?
IF I WANTED YOU TO BE NICE I'D TAKE YOU ON A DATE TO GAIA ONLINE.
Quote from: First City Hustle on October 21, 2010, 03:58:54 PM
IF I WANTED YOU TO BE NICE I'D TAKE YOU ON A DATE TO GAIA ONLINE.
I'm done being nice. I was
this close to a rainbow induced heart attack.
edited: WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE :hrosie: EMOTICON?
I WILL KILL A MOTHERFUCKER!
Quote from: First City Hustle on October 21, 2010, 05:40:48 PM
edited: WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE :hrosie: EMOTICON?
I WILL KILL A MOTHERFUCKER!
:hosrie:
I think your 'r' went rogue.
I just don't think you fuckers appreciate the effort it took for two drug addled old men to maintain the level of concentration and consistency we displayed here last night.
Bastards. YOU HAVE ALL FORGOTTEN WHAT REAL TROLLS ARE.
Quote from: First City Hustle on October 21, 2010, 03:58:54 PM
IF I WANTED YOU TO BE NICE I'D TAKE YOU ON A DATE TO GAIA ONLINE.
:mittens:
I've decided to suck your dick without adding my own original opinion to this thread.
Or not.
Dok and Hawk rhyme.
I wouldn't have started a thread about it if I saw this.
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen of the 9th Realm in Sector 7 on October 21, 2010, 06:23:20 PM
Quote from: First City Hustle on October 21, 2010, 03:58:54 PM
IF I WANTED YOU TO BE NICE I'D TAKE YOU ON A DATE TO GAIA ONLINE.
:mittens:
I've decided to suck your dick without adding my own original opinion to this thread.
Or not.
Dok and Hawk rhyme.
It's OK when it's my dick.
ECH,
doesn't practice what he preaches because he's not the type of person he preaches to
Quote from: First City Hustle on October 21, 2010, 08:11:15 PM
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen of the 9th Realm in Sector 7 on October 21, 2010, 06:23:20 PM
Quote from: First City Hustle on October 21, 2010, 03:58:54 PM
IF I WANTED YOU TO BE NICE I'D TAKE YOU ON A DATE TO GAIA ONLINE.
:mittens:
I've decided to suck your dick without adding my own original opinion to this thread.
Or not.
Dok and Hawk rhyme.
It's OK when it's my dick.
ECH,
doesn't practice what he preaches because he's not the type of person he preaches to
:lulz:
In all fairness, Dok gets the credit for that line. I cribbed it from him years ago.
It dates back to the Night of Slack, a devival that was so public access they killed "Bob"
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 21, 2010, 05:47:55 PM
I just don't think you fuckers appreciate the effort it took for two drug addled old men to maintain the level of concentration and consistency we displayed here last night.
This is true. I burned through a week's worth of Geritol in one night.
Quote from: First City Hustle on October 21, 2010, 08:13:12 PM
In all fairness, Dok gets the credit for that line. I cribbed it from him years ago.
And in all fairness, I swiped it from Philo Drummond.
Quote from: First City Hustle on October 21, 2010, 02:58:49 PM
Hey, let's start another pointless thread about drama that doesn't even need to exist. Maybe we can get this one to 10 or 20 pages and start a dozen other similarly stupid and inflammatory threads until half of apple talk is nothing but pointless whining about an issue that, in all reality, never existed in the first place.
If we're really lucky, a half-dozen posters will immediately jump in to verbally suck someone's dick without even adding their own original thoughts to the thread.
WELL
you sea fairing soon to maybe be texan possibly future republican, i like to call such a creative thread, "having fun". as a response from what i'd read all over the board by those two old pernicious kinids last night. from what i've read upon my return, i'd say if this thread reaches ten pages it'll be 35-40% you, ranting like a scurvy freak.
IMO
this thread could have been locked after the first response, because Sir James,
who actually got it, pretty much summed it up.
ALSO
DON'T LOOK INTO THEIR EYES!! THEY'LL TURN YOU TO STONE!!!
I just ate corn.
I'll be shitting kernels for a week.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 22, 2010, 02:29:27 AM
Quote from: First City Hustle on October 21, 2010, 08:13:12 PM
In all fairness, Dok gets the credit for that line. I cribbed it from him years ago.
And in all fairness, I swiped it from Philo Drummond.
I was going to guess Newt Gingrich.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 22, 2010, 03:14:31 AM
I just ate corn.
I'll be shitting kernels for a week.
At my age I shit dust.
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 22, 2010, 02:34:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 22, 2010, 03:14:31 AM
I just ate corn.
I'll be shitting kernels for a week.
At my age I shit dust.
At your age, you can't eat corn to begin with.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 22, 2010, 03:05:56 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 22, 2010, 02:34:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 22, 2010, 03:14:31 AM
I just ate corn.
I'll be shitting kernels for a week.
At my age I shit dust.
At your age, you can't eat corn to begin with.
At my age, I eat corn, just to piss you old bastards off.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 22, 2010, 03:13:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 22, 2010, 03:05:56 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 22, 2010, 02:34:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 22, 2010, 03:14:31 AM
I just ate corn.
I'll be shitting kernels for a week.
At my age I shit dust.
At your age, you can't eat corn to begin with.
At my age, I eat corn, just to piss you old bastards off.
At my age, I eat corn and similar foods, just to block up my system and gas everyone around me with the vile and unnatural emanations from my ass.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 22, 2010, 03:14:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 22, 2010, 03:13:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 22, 2010, 03:05:56 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 22, 2010, 02:34:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 22, 2010, 03:14:31 AM
I just ate corn.
I'll be shitting kernels for a week.
At my age I shit dust.
At your age, you can't eat corn to begin with.
At my age, I eat corn, just to piss you old bastards off.
At my age, I eat corn and similar foods, just to block up my system and gas everyone around me with the vile and unnatural emanations from my ass.
:lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 22, 2010, 03:16:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 22, 2010, 03:14:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 22, 2010, 03:13:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 22, 2010, 03:05:56 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 22, 2010, 02:34:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 22, 2010, 03:14:31 AM
I just ate corn.
I'll be shitting kernels for a week.
At my age I shit dust.
At your age, you can't eat corn to begin with.
At my age, I eat corn, just to piss you old bastards off.
At my age, I eat corn and similar foods, just to block up my system and gas everyone around me with the vile and unnatural emanations from my ass.
:lulz:
Howl wins.
So let me get this straight: Dok shits corn, Hawk shits dust, and I'm allowed to suck EcH's dick? Sounds like we should make a low budget film :lulz:
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen of the 9th Realm in Sector 7 on October 22, 2010, 09:43:51 PM
So let me get this straight: Dok shits corn, Hawk shits dust, and I'm allowed to suck EcH's dick? Sounds like we should make a low budget film :lulz:
I forgot to mention I piss battery acid.
Holy shit :lulz:
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 22, 2010, 09:45:25 PM
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen of the 9th Realm in Sector 7 on October 22, 2010, 09:43:51 PM
So let me get this straight: Dok shits corn, Hawk shits dust, and I'm allowed to suck EcH's dick? Sounds like we should make a low budget film :lulz:
I forgot to mention I piss battery acid.
I piss concertina wire.
Yeah, it hurts.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 22, 2010, 11:39:17 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 22, 2010, 09:45:25 PM
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen of the 9th Realm in Sector 7 on October 22, 2010, 09:43:51 PM
So let me get this straight: Dok shits corn, Hawk shits dust, and I'm allowed to suck EcH's dick? Sounds like we should make a low budget film :lulz:
I forgot to mention I piss battery acid.
I piss concertina wire.
Yeah, it hurts.
That explains to much.
Coyote, deathly afraid of c-wire now.
Okay, I got it all figured out. Dok and Hawk each get paid 300K for re-enacting "Two girls One Cup", but this time it's "Two geriatrics one Depends". Coyote directs and EcH and I pretend to make moaning noises while eating corn and hot cocoa mix.
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen of the 9th Realm in Sector 7 on October 23, 2010, 07:40:10 PM
Okay, I got it all figured out. Dok and Hawk each get paid 300K for re-enacting "Two girls One Cup", but this time it's "Two geriatrics one Depends". Coyote directs and EcH and I pretend to make moaning noises while eating corn and hot cocoa mix.
:lulz:
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen of the 9th Realm in Sector 7 on October 23, 2010, 07:40:10 PM
Okay, I got it all figured out. Dok and Hawk each get paid 300K for re-enacting "Two girls One Cup", but this time it's "Two geriatrics one Depends". Coyote directs and EcH and I pretend to make moaning noises while eating corn and hot cocoa mix.
:lulz: :vom: