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ATTN: PD! RE; DOK HOWL & CHARLEY BROWN - SIREN SONG ALERT!!!

Started by E.O.T., October 21, 2010, 05:24:16 AM

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Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk

So let me get this straight:  Dok shits corn, Hawk shits dust, and I'm allowed to  suck EcH's dick?   Sounds like we should make a low budget film :lulz:

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Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen of the 9th Realm in Sector 7 on October 22, 2010, 09:43:51 PM
So let me get this straight:  Dok shits corn, Hawk shits dust, and I'm allowed to  suck EcH's dick?   Sounds like we should make a low budget film :lulz:

I forgot to mention I piss battery acid.

Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Charley Brown on October 22, 2010, 09:45:25 PM
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen of the 9th Realm in Sector 7 on October 22, 2010, 09:43:51 PM
So let me get this straight:  Dok shits corn, Hawk shits dust, and I'm allowed to  suck EcH's dick?   Sounds like we should make a low budget film :lulz:

I forgot to mention I piss battery acid.

I piss concertina wire.

Yeah, it hurts.
Molon Lube

Don Coyote

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 22, 2010, 11:39:17 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 22, 2010, 09:45:25 PM
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen of the 9th Realm in Sector 7 on October 22, 2010, 09:43:51 PM
So let me get this straight:  Dok shits corn, Hawk shits dust, and I'm allowed to  suck EcH's dick?   Sounds like we should make a low budget film :lulz:

I forgot to mention I piss battery acid.

I piss concertina wire.

Yeah, it hurts.

That explains to much.


Coyote, deathly afraid of c-wire now.

Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk

Okay, I got it all figured out.  Dok and Hawk each get paid 300K for re-enacting "Two girls One Cup", but this time it's "Two geriatrics one Depends".  Coyote directs and EcH and I pretend to make moaning noises while eating corn and hot cocoa mix.

East Coast Hustle

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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen of the 9th Realm in Sector 7 on October 23, 2010, 07:40:10 PM
Okay, I got it all figured out.  Dok and Hawk each get paid 300K for re-enacting "Two girls One Cup", but this time it's "Two geriatrics one Depends".  Coyote directs and EcH and I pretend to make moaning noises while eating corn and hot cocoa mix.

:lulz:
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen of the 9th Realm in Sector 7 on October 23, 2010, 07:40:10 PM
Okay, I got it all figured out.  Dok and Hawk each get paid 300K for re-enacting "Two girls One Cup", but this time it's "Two geriatrics one Depends".  Coyote directs and EcH and I pretend to make moaning noises while eating corn and hot cocoa mix.

:lulz: :vom:
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