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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on October 27, 2010, 04:50:37 PM

Title: RWHN, I am never going to the orchestra again.
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 27, 2010, 04:50:37 PM
It's nothing but sax and violins.
Title: Re: RWHN, I am never going to the orchestra again.
Post by: AFK on October 27, 2010, 04:54:41 PM
Actually the last one I went to was rather peaceful.  There was a truce reached over a few lagers.

They called it the Harp's Accord. 

Title: Re: RWHN, I am never going to the orchestra again.
Post by: Freeky on October 27, 2010, 04:55:34 PM
The violins particularly are causing children to become calloused.
Title: Re: RWHN, I am never going to the orchestra again.
Post by: Jenne on October 27, 2010, 04:56:08 PM
:lulz:  I am going to tell that joke on Turkey Day.  (it's sorta a turkey of a joke)
Title: Re: RWHN, I am never going to the orchestra again.
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 27, 2010, 04:57:28 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 27, 2010, 04:54:41 PM
Actually the last one I went to was rather peaceful.  There was a truce reached over a few lagers.

They called it the Harp's Accord. 



Well, speaking as one with a Liszt to classical music, any orchestra that can't Handel Messiah should go Bach to basics.
Title: Re: RWHN, I am never going to the orchestra again.
Post by: AFK on October 27, 2010, 04:59:45 PM
True, true.  It's no good to be Haydn on the Messiah. 
Title: Re: RWHN, I am never going to the orchestra again.
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 27, 2010, 05:02:42 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 27, 2010, 04:59:45 PM
True, true.  It's no good to be Haydn on the Messiah. 

And the advertisements are annoying as hell.

They need to ease Orff on the Billings.
Title: Re: RWHN, I am never going to the orchestra again.
Post by: AFK on October 27, 2010, 05:05:04 PM
Perhaps they had a big Bassoon payment to make. 
Title: Re: RWHN, I am never going to the orchestra again.
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 27, 2010, 05:06:49 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 27, 2010, 05:05:04 PM
Perhaps they had a big Bassoon payment to make. 

I think they're just blowing their own horn.
Title: Re: RWHN, I am never going to the orchestra again.
Post by: AFK on October 27, 2010, 05:16:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 27, 2010, 05:06:49 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 27, 2010, 05:05:04 PM
Perhaps they had a big Bassoon payment to make.  

I think they're just blowing their own horn.

And don't get me started on the woodwind section.  I'm remembering in particular an orchestra I saw in Buffalo, New York.  The flautists were all acting like they were hot shit.  But as long as I've been into the orchestra scene I've never really dug fluties.  

yeah I know, that pun was a bit of a Hail Mary
Title: Re: RWHN, I am never going to the orchestra again.
Post by: Hanni on October 27, 2010, 05:56:04 PM
Oh dear... the puns have started already


Though they're funny- I'm impressed
Title: Re: RWHN, I am never going to the orchestra again.
Post by: AFK on October 27, 2010, 05:56:54 PM
Quote from: Hanni on October 27, 2010, 05:56:04 PM
Oh dear... the puns have started already


Though they're funny- I'm impressed

:lulz:
Title: Re: RWHN, I am never going to the orchestra again.
Post by: Chairman Risus on October 27, 2010, 09:15:11 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 27, 2010, 05:56:54 PM
Quote from: Hanni on October 27, 2010, 05:56:04 PM
Oh dear... the puns have started already


Though they're funny- I'm impressed

:lulz:


                                                     I've seen puns you wouldn't believe.
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