RWHN, I am never going to the orchestra again.

[Doktor Howl]

It's nothing but sax and violins.

[AFK]

Actually the last one I went to was rather peaceful.  There was a truce reached over a few lagers.

They called it the Harp's Accord. 

[Freeky]

The violins particularly are causing children to become calloused.

[Jenne]

  I am going to tell that joke on Turkey Day.  (it's sorta a turkey of a joke)

[Doktor Howl]

Actually the last one I went to was rather peaceful.  There was a truce reached over a few lagers.

They called it the Harp's Accord. 

Well, speaking as one with a Liszt to classical music, any orchestra that can't Handel Messiah should go Bach to basics.

[AFK]

True, true.  It's no good to be Haydn on the Messiah. 

[Doktor Howl]

True, true.  It's no good to be Haydn on the Messiah. 

And the advertisements are annoying as hell.

They need to ease Orff on the Billings.

[AFK]

Perhaps they had a big Bassoon payment to make. 

[Doktor Howl]

Perhaps they had a big Bassoon payment to make. 

I think they're just blowing their own horn.

[AFK]

Perhaps they had a big Bassoon payment to make.  

I think they're just blowing their own horn.

And don't get me started on the woodwind section.  I'm remembering in particular an orchestra I saw in Buffalo, New York.  The flautists were all acting like they were hot shit.  But as long as I've been into the orchestra scene I've never really dug fluties.  

yeah I know, that pun was a bit of a Hail Mary

[Hanni]

Oh dear... the puns have started already


Though they're funny- I'm impressed

[AFK]

Oh dear... the puns have started already


Though they're funny- I'm impressed

[Chairman Risus]

Oh dear... the puns have started already


Though they're funny- I'm impressed

                                                     I've seen puns you wouldn't believe.
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