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RWHN, I am never going to the orchestra again.

Started by Doktor Howl, October 27, 2010, 04:50:37 PM

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Doktor Howl

October 27, 2010, 04:50:37 PM
It's nothing but sax and violins.
Molon Lube

AFK

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October 27, 2010, 04:54:41 PM
Actually the last one I went to was rather peaceful.  There was a truce reached over a few lagers.

They called it the Harp's Accord. 

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Freeky

#2
October 27, 2010, 04:55:34 PM
The violins particularly are causing children to become calloused.

Jenne

#3
October 27, 2010, 04:56:08 PM
:lulz:  I am going to tell that joke on Turkey Day.  (it's sorta a turkey of a joke)

Doktor Howl

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October 27, 2010, 04:57:28 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 27, 2010, 04:54:41 PM
Actually the last one I went to was rather peaceful.  There was a truce reached over a few lagers.

They called it the Harp's Accord. 



Well, speaking as one with a Liszt to classical music, any orchestra that can't Handel Messiah should go Bach to basics.
Molon Lube

AFK

#5
October 27, 2010, 04:59:45 PM
True, true.  It's no good to be Haydn on the Messiah. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Doktor Howl

#6
October 27, 2010, 05:02:42 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 27, 2010, 04:59:45 PM
True, true.  It's no good to be Haydn on the Messiah. 

And the advertisements are annoying as hell.

They need to ease Orff on the Billings.
Molon Lube

AFK

#7
October 27, 2010, 05:05:04 PM
Perhaps they had a big Bassoon payment to make. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Doktor Howl

#8
October 27, 2010, 05:06:49 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 27, 2010, 05:05:04 PM
Perhaps they had a big Bassoon payment to make. 

I think they're just blowing their own horn.
Molon Lube

AFK

#9
October 27, 2010, 05:16:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 27, 2010, 05:06:49 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 27, 2010, 05:05:04 PM
Perhaps they had a big Bassoon payment to make.  

I think they're just blowing their own horn.

And don't get me started on the woodwind section.  I'm remembering in particular an orchestra I saw in Buffalo, New York.  The flautists were all acting like they were hot shit.  But as long as I've been into the orchestra scene I've never really dug fluties.  

yeah I know, that pun was a bit of a Hail Mary
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Hanni

#10
October 27, 2010, 05:56:04 PM
Oh dear... the puns have started already


Though they're funny- I'm impressed

AFK

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October 27, 2010, 05:56:54 PM
Quote from: Hanni on October 27, 2010, 05:56:04 PM
Oh dear... the puns have started already


Though they're funny- I'm impressed

:lulz:
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Chairman Risus

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October 27, 2010, 09:15:11 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 27, 2010, 05:56:54 PM
Quote from: Hanni on October 27, 2010, 05:56:04 PM
Oh dear... the puns have started already


Though they're funny- I'm impressed

:lulz:


                                                     I've seen puns you wouldn't believe.
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