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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: 0 on October 28, 2010, 05:54:05 PM

Title: Unlimited East Coast Opera Thread
Post by: 0 on October 28, 2010, 05:54:05 PM
David Lynch's: Tuscon.
Title: Unlimited East Coast Opera Thread
Post by: Richter on October 28, 2010, 07:21:08 PM
That reminds me...

Quote from: Sir Digby Chicken Caesar! on October 28, 2010, 05:54:05 PM
David Lynch's: Tuscon.

WHERE'S MY FUCKING OPERA?

You've had my scripts for a week, and have yet to turn in a single playable note.  And NO, I am not blasting the hall with brown noise, 2600 hertz, or a Mythbusters commercial on repeat! 

I admit that it would be perfect for a modern work, but we're going for a period peice.  Well, a period piece as written by deranged war vets and dominatrices on mescaline. 

I've jsut finished the climax song to the Bavarian nipple duel between Hans and Dieter.  You just need to write the harmonies for the sympathetic background scream chorus, and tlak our buddy, the little japanese dude who sings italian opera into doing a cameo, and we can call it a week. 
Title: Unlimited East Coast Opera Thread
Post by: Suu on October 29, 2010, 02:31:37 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 28, 2010, 07:21:08 PM
That reminds me...

Quote from: Sir Digby Chicken Caesar! on October 28, 2010, 05:54:05 PM
David Lynch's: Tuscon.

WHERE'S MY FUCKING OPERA?

You've had my scripts for a week, and have yet to turn in a single playable note.  And NO, I am not blasting the hall with brown noise, 2600 hertz, or a Mythbusters commercial on repeat! 

I admit that it would be perfect for a modern work, but we're going for a period peice.  Well, a period piece as written by deranged war vets and dominatrices on mescaline. 

I've jsut finished the climax song to the Bavarian nipple duel between Hans and Dieter.  You just need to write the harmonies for the sympathetic background scream chorus, and tlak our buddy, the little japanese dude who sings italian opera into doing a cameo, and we can call it a week. 

Are we REALLY bringing the Hitler Youth guys into this again? Well, at least they can sing.
Title: Unlimited East Coast Opera Thread
Post by: Richter on October 29, 2010, 02:33:24 PM
They'll be characters.  Inspired by the IRL ones, maybe, but all representations to persons living or dead ARE purely coincidental.
Title: Unlimited East Coast Opera Thread
Post by: Suu on October 29, 2010, 02:40:46 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 29, 2010, 02:33:24 PM
They'll be characters.  Inspired by the IRL ones, maybe, but all representations to persons living or dead ARE purely coincidental.

According to Enzo there were a couple of guys from the SS in there last week. We need to keep that in mind for Anne Frank: The Musical.
Title: Unlimited East Coast Opera Thread
Post by: 0 on October 29, 2010, 03:11:41 PM
Who could that be upstairs?
I don't know!
Hiding unawares?
I don't know!
It's that clever little girl,
who captivates the world,
with her hijinks in the attic,
whereabouts is enigmatic,
THAT'S RIGHT!

(I really mean it)

It's ANNE!

Buh-Buh-Buh  Buh-Buh-Buh  Buh-Buh-Buh

ANNE!

Buh-Buh-Buh  Buh-Buh-Buh  Buh-Buh-Buh

FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK!

Title: Unlimited East Coast Opera Thread
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 29, 2010, 03:14:17 PM
I approve of this asshattery.   :lulz:
Title: Unlimited East Coast Opera Thread
Post by: Suu on October 29, 2010, 03:18:39 PM
Quote from: Sir Digby Chicken Caesar! on October 29, 2010, 03:11:41 PM
Who could that be upstairs?
I don't know!
Hiding unawares?
I don't know!
It's that clever little girl,
who captivates the world,
with her hijinks in the attic,
whereabouts is enigmatic,
THAT'S RIGHT!

(I really mean it)

It's ANNE!

Buh-Buh-Buh  Buh-Buh-Buh  Buh-Buh-Buh

ANNE!

Buh-Buh-Buh  Buh-Buh-Buh  Buh-Buh-Buh

FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK!



We're going to make millions.
Title: Unlimited East Coast Opera Thread
Post by: Suu on October 29, 2010, 03:55:19 PM
Fuck...Now I have Dentist! From Little Shop of Horrors in my head, only instead of dentist, it's SS.
Title: Unlimited East Coast Opera Thread
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 29, 2010, 04:56:41 PM
Quote from: Suu Cool for School. on October 29, 2010, 03:55:19 PM
Fuck...Now I have Dentist! From Little Shop of Horrors in my head, only instead of dentist, it's SS.

I'm in the esss esssss...
And a SUCCESS!

:lulz:
Title: Unlimited East Coast Opera Thread
Post by: 0 on October 29, 2010, 05:32:16 PM
Featuring Ernest Borgnine as the SS officer you love to hate and Liza Minelli as Anne Frank
Title: Re: Unlimited East Coast Opera Thread
Post by: Richter on October 29, 2010, 05:48:01 PM
Defenestrate Liza RIGHT NOW.  You have to hear Sarah Silverman's take on the reprise of "If I were Gay".
Title: Re: Unlimited East Coast Opera Thread
Post by: 0 on October 29, 2010, 06:34:47 PM
WE HAVE OUR OWN THREAD NOW!

RICHTER: Start swindling wealthy dowagers to fund this production!
SUU: Get me my blue blankie!
DOK HOWL: FIND US A PLACE IN TUSCON TO PUT THIS ON! IT'S BOUND TO FLOP! WE'LL BE RICH AS ASTRONAUTS!
Title: Re: Unlimited East Coast Opera Thread
Post by: Suu on October 29, 2010, 06:41:01 PM
Only if John Barrowman get's to play Peter.

(http://www.deviantart.com/download/107578956/John_Barrowman_in_the_Producer_by_gurihere.jpg)

Hot gay Scotsman is HAWT AND GAY.  :fap:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNXj-SCx5dY
Title: Re: Unlimited East Coast Opera Thread
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 29, 2010, 06:54:17 PM
Quote from: Sir Digby Chicken Caesar! on October 29, 2010, 06:34:47 PM
WE HAVE OUR OWN THREAD NOW!

RICHTER: Start swindling wealthy dowagers to fund this production!
SUU: Get me my blue blankie!
DOK HOWL: FIND US A PLACE IN TUSCON TO PUT THIS ON! IT'S BOUND TO FLOP! WE'LL BE RICH AS ASTRONAUTS!

The Jewish-American Cultural Center has a full stage.
Title: Re: Unlimited East Coast Opera Thread
Post by: Suu on October 29, 2010, 07:07:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 29, 2010, 06:54:17 PM
Quote from: Sir Digby Chicken Caesar! on October 29, 2010, 06:34:47 PM
WE HAVE OUR OWN THREAD NOW!

RICHTER: Start swindling wealthy dowagers to fund this production!
SUU: Get me my blue blankie!
DOK HOWL: FIND US A PLACE IN TUSCON TO PUT THIS ON! IT'S BOUND TO FLOP! WE'LL BE RICH AS ASTRONAUTS!

The Jewish-American Cultural Center has a full stage.

Gott mitt uns!
Title: Re: Unlimited East Coast Opera Thread
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 30, 2010, 04:46:26 AM
I just want to point out that despite its title, this thread has nothing to do with me.

Title: Re: Unlimited East Coast Opera Thread
Post by: Suu on October 30, 2010, 05:36:44 AM
That depends, can you sing?
Title: Re: Unlimited East Coast Opera Thread
Post by: 0 on October 30, 2010, 02:28:06 PM
Also, how are your skills at the Sousaphone?
Title: Re: Unlimited East Coast Opera Thread
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 31, 2010, 05:21:02 AM
Quote from: Suu Cool for School. on October 30, 2010, 05:36:44 AM
That depends, can you sing?

Like a canary.