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Principia Discordia => Techmology and Scientism => High Weirdness => Topic started by: Cain on October 30, 2010, 02:39:39 PM

Title: "Sexual harassment dice" - new school discipline tool?
Post by: Cain on October 30, 2010, 02:39:39 PM
Well they were, in at least one Japanese school classroom.  From the ever reliable Japan Probe (http://www.japanprobe.com/2010/10/28/teacher-used-sexual-harassment-dice-to-decide-classroom-punishments/):

QuoteThe 59-year-old teacher at Ogi Elementary School in Iruma, Saitama Prefecture, apparently had three dice, one with sides marked with the words "hug" and " forgiven," another marked with "kiss," "snot" and "forgiven" among others, and the third marked with "snot" and "forgiven." Students who forgot to bring something to class were forced to roll one of the dice. The teacher has apparently admitted to kissing one boy and acting as if he would put snot on one girl. He nicknamed the dice the "sexual harassment dice."

"I made the dice while playing with the children. The first two dice were for boys, and the third was for girls," the teacher has told the Iruma Municipal Board of Education. "I apologize deeply for my complacent teaching method."
Title: Re: "Sexual harassment dice" - new school discipline tool?
Post by: Elder Iptuous on October 30, 2010, 03:06:20 PM
complacent?
:?
Title: Re: "Sexual harassment dice" - new school discipline tool?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 30, 2010, 05:39:43 PM
I don't even understand, except that it's weird.
Title: Re: "Sexual harassment dice" - new school discipline tool?
Post by: Jasper on October 30, 2010, 06:09:07 PM
I like to think that if an American teacher tried that, not only would the kids not comply, they would eat him alive.  And get medals for it.
Title: Re: "Sexual harassment dice" - new school discipline tool?
Post by: Faust on October 30, 2010, 06:28:04 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 30, 2010, 06:09:07 PM
I like to think that if an American teacher tried that, not only would the kids not comply, they would eat him alive.  And get medals for it.

Thats probably what he meant by complacent. Little Timmy brings a knife to class and all he gets is a kiss from a creepy old man.
Title: Re: "Sexual harassment dice" - new school discipline tool?
Post by: Jasper on October 30, 2010, 06:38:34 PM
Or a booger on the forehead. 

Christ, what an asshole.
Title: Re: "Sexual harassment dice" - new school discipline tool?
Post by: Nast on October 30, 2010, 09:32:18 PM
Now that's what I call dicey behavior!
Title: Re: "Sexual harassment dice" - new school discipline tool?
Post by: Jasper on October 30, 2010, 09:34:17 PM
Never Say Die. :horrormirth:
Title: Re: "Sexual harassment dice" - new school discipline tool?
Post by: Faust on October 31, 2010, 11:53:59 AM
~News just in: In a bizarre new twist on the horror that is school yard shootings.....
Title: Re: "Sexual harassment dice" - new school discipline tool?
Post by: Cramulus on November 01, 2010, 08:19:54 PM
NATURAL 20
Title: Re: "Sexual harassment dice" - new school discipline tool?
Post by: Doktor Howl on November 01, 2010, 08:24:35 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 01, 2010, 08:19:54 PM
NATURAL 20

CONFIRM THE CRIT, PLS.
Title: Re: "Sexual harassment dice" - new school discipline tool?
Post by: Jenne on November 10, 2010, 09:25:41 PM
Good god that is weird.  And I wonder why he thought this was a great way to conduct a class.  Bizarre.  People are bizarre.
Title: Re: "Sexual harassment dice" - new school discipline tool?
Post by: Freeky on November 10, 2010, 09:31:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 01, 2010, 08:24:35 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 01, 2010, 08:19:54 PM
NATURAL 20

CONFIRM THE CRIT, PLS.

DOES A 17 HIT?
Title: Re: "Sexual harassment dice" - new school discipline tool?
Post by: Cain on November 10, 2010, 09:35:28 PM
Select Improved Critical: P3n0r
Title: Re: "Sexual harassment dice" - new school discipline tool?
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on November 10, 2010, 09:38:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 01, 2010, 08:24:35 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 01, 2010, 08:19:54 PM
NATURAL 20

CONFIRM THE CRIT, PLS.

That comment confirmed the Nerd Level of Doktor Howl  :lulz: