Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2010, 10:19:16 PM

Title: Kai, things have really gone to shit while I've been dead.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2010, 10:19:16 PM
Jesus H Christ, I try to take a year off dead (for tax reasons), and the monkeys let the place go directly into the shitter.  Not only have these teabagger fuckwads backed into office, but the newest crop of Discordians have no stomach for a little strangeness.

I refer to this "Jimmy Chitwood" character, who first asked if I was a poptart alt, then looked at my profile, then backed away slowly.

What the hell is that?  What is going on?  Have we started recruiting from the John Mayer Fan Club?

This new breed just isn't serious about having a good time.

Something must be done.

Or Kill Me.
Title: Re: Kai, things have really gone to shit while I've been dead.
Post by: Jimmy Chitwood on November 04, 2010, 10:28:50 PM
I worry you try to butt sex me a little or something I dunno you saying your dead and stuff I mean wtf anything is possible
Title: Re: Kai, things have really gone to shit while I've been dead.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2010, 10:31:02 PM
Quote from: Jimmy Chitwood on November 04, 2010, 10:28:50 PM
I worry you try to butt sex me a little or something I dunno you saying your dead and stuff I mean wtf anything is possible

You kids, these days...Everything is about sex.

You know, it's actually possible to grin without taking your pance off.

It's not EASY, mind you, but possible.
Title: Re: Kai, things have really gone to shit while I've been dead.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2010, 10:32:24 PM
Additionally, while I AM possessed of powers that make grown men weep with impotent rage, raping someone through a computer monitor is not on that long, but finite, list.
Title: Re: Kai, things have really gone to shit while I've been dead.
Post by: Suu on November 04, 2010, 10:32:41 PM
The hate, it seethes.
Title: Re: Kai, things have really gone to shit while I've been dead.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2010, 10:33:25 PM
Quote from: Suu Cool for School. on November 04, 2010, 10:32:41 PM
The hate, it seethes.

It's moving up my pance like the tide.  I can feel the piranha nipping at my bits.
Title: Re: Kai, things have really gone to shit while I've been dead.
Post by: Jimmy Chitwood on November 04, 2010, 10:34:49 PM
Well you said things are going to get weird so i just figured you were about to pull out your bishop or something I don't even know you
Title: Re: Kai, things have really gone to shit while I've been dead.
Post by: Cuddlefish on November 04, 2010, 10:35:37 PM
Little Jimmy Chitwood had a head full of air. "Let me bounce, of off you, this idea!"
Now he's weaving baskets in the bin, dribbling all along, offsides his chin.
Title: Re: Kai, things have really gone to shit while I've been dead.
Post by: Kai on November 05, 2010, 12:28:41 AM
Oh.

I guess thats what you were calling about.


I sent Dok Howl a PM but I don't know if he will get it now.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Kai, things have really gone to shit while I've been dead.
Post by: Phox on November 05, 2010, 02:05:12 AM
it would seem that the time has come when we poor misguided Discordians need a little more misguidance. 

I'm not sure if it's good to have you back, but it sure promises to be a weird experience.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Kai, things have really gone to shit while I've been dead.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 05, 2010, 03:06:14 AM
Quote from: Phox on November 05, 2010, 02:05:12 AM
it would seem that the time has come when we poor misguided Discordians need a little more misguidance. 

I'm not sure if it's good to have you back, but it sure promises to be a weird experience.  :lulz:

Good?  Maybe.  Necessary?  Yes.  With Payne's enforced absence, you spags have been backsliding.  BACKSLIDING!  And THAT, my fucked up little monkey friend, is the ROAD TO PERDITION!
Title: Re: Kai, things have really gone to shit while I've been dead.
Post by: Epimetheus on November 05, 2010, 03:16:30 AM
You said who's back??
:tinfoilhat:
Title: Re: Kai, things have really gone to shit while I've been dead.
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on November 05, 2010, 03:19:26 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 05, 2010, 03:06:14 AM
Quote from: Phox on November 05, 2010, 02:05:12 AM
it would seem that the time has come when we poor misguided Discordians need a little more misguidance. 

I'm not sure if it's good to have you back, but it sure promises to be a weird experience.  :lulz:

Good?  Maybe.  Necessary?  Yes.  With Payne's enforced absence, you spags have been backsliding.  BACKSLIDING!  And THAT, my fucked up little monkey friend, is the ROAD TO PERDITION!

I haven't.

Net,
balls deep in KYFMS antics.

:walken:
Title: Re: Kai, things have really gone to shit while I've been dead.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 05, 2010, 03:28:21 AM
OFUK

Roger got resurrected!!! Hide your kids, hide your wife!
Title: Re: Kai, things have really gone to shit while I've been dead.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 05, 2010, 03:36:11 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on November 05, 2010, 03:28:21 AM
OFUK

Roger got resurrected!!! Hide your kids, hide your wife!

I die for 10 LOUSY MONTHS, and you guys let the teabaggers in.   :argh!:
Title: Re: Kai, things have really gone to shit while I've been dead.
Post by: E.O.T. on November 05, 2010, 04:56:26 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on November 05, 2010, 03:28:21 AM
OFUK

Roger got resurrected!!! Hide your kids, hide your wife!

HA!

          - what i was thinking
Title: Re: Kai, things have really gone to shit while I've been dead.
Post by: Nast on November 05, 2010, 05:31:59 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 05, 2010, 03:36:11 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on November 05, 2010, 03:28:21 AM
OFUK

Roger got resurrected!!! Hide your kids, hide your wife!

I die for 10 LOUSY MONTHS, and you guys let the teabaggers in.   :argh!:

We'll do anything for a laugh.  :sad:
Title: Re: Kai, things have really gone to shit while I've been dead.
Post by: Payne on November 05, 2010, 05:44:42 AM
Look guys, it's for your own good. Really.

Let no man say now that I have not the power over life and death, for behold did I not summon Roger forth to chastise thee?

Also, I'll be on tomorrow on a more susained and longer basis... If you guys got mud all over my altar I'mma be pissed.
Title: Re: Kai, things have really gone to shit while I've been dead.
Post by: E.O.T. on November 05, 2010, 05:47:45 AM
LET

          the tea bagging begin!!
Title: Re: Kai, things have really gone to shit while I've been dead.
Post by: Da6s on November 05, 2010, 06:05:53 AM
Is it the third day already? Shit.

At least this place will be entertaining to lurk semi-constantly again.
Title: Re: Kai, things have really gone to shit while I've been dead.
Post by: LMNO on November 05, 2010, 12:21:41 PM
Welcome back, your holiness.





The thunder rumbles, and it sounds like the fifth hour of vindaloo.....