Jesus H Christ, I try to take a year off dead (for tax reasons), and the monkeys let the place go directly into the shitter. Not only have these teabagger fuckwads backed into office, but the newest crop of Discordians have no stomach for a little strangeness.
I refer to this "Jimmy Chitwood" character, who first asked if I was a poptart alt, then looked at my profile, then backed away slowly.
What the hell is that? What is going on? Have we started recruiting from the John Mayer Fan Club?
This new breed just isn't serious about having a good time.
Something must be done.
Or Kill Me.
I worry you try to butt sex me a little or something I dunno you saying your dead and stuff I mean wtf anything is possible
Quote from: Jimmy Chitwood on November 04, 2010, 10:28:50 PM
I worry you try to butt sex me a little or something I dunno you saying your dead and stuff I mean wtf anything is possible
You kids, these days...Everything is about sex.
You know, it's actually possible to grin without taking your pance off.
It's not EASY, mind you, but possible.
Additionally, while I AM possessed of powers that make grown men weep with impotent rage, raping someone through a computer monitor is not on that long, but finite, list.
The hate, it seethes.
Quote from: Suu Cool for School. on November 04, 2010, 10:32:41 PM
The hate, it seethes.
It's moving up my pance like the tide. I can feel the piranha nipping at my bits.
Well you said things are going to get weird so i just figured you were about to pull out your bishop or something I don't even know you
Little Jimmy Chitwood had a head full of air. "Let me bounce, of off you, this idea!"
Now he's weaving baskets in the bin, dribbling all along, offsides his chin.
Oh.
I guess thats what you were calling about.
I sent Dok Howl a PM but I don't know if he will get it now. :lulz:
it would seem that the time has come when we poor misguided Discordians need a little more misguidance.
I'm not sure if it's good to have you back, but it sure promises to be a weird experience. :lulz:
Quote from: Phox on November 05, 2010, 02:05:12 AM
it would seem that the time has come when we poor misguided Discordians need a little more misguidance.
I'm not sure if it's good to have you back, but it sure promises to be a weird experience. :lulz:
Good? Maybe. Necessary? Yes. With Payne's enforced absence, you spags have been backsliding. BACKSLIDING! And THAT, my fucked up little monkey friend, is the ROAD TO PERDITION!
You said who's back??
:tinfoilhat:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 05, 2010, 03:06:14 AM
Quote from: Phox on November 05, 2010, 02:05:12 AM
it would seem that the time has come when we poor misguided Discordians need a little more misguidance.
I'm not sure if it's good to have you back, but it sure promises to be a weird experience. :lulz:
Good? Maybe. Necessary? Yes. With Payne's enforced absence, you spags have been backsliding. BACKSLIDING! And THAT, my fucked up little monkey friend, is the ROAD TO PERDITION!
I haven't.
Net,
balls deep in KYFMS antics.
:walken:
OFUK
Roger got resurrected!!! Hide your kids, hide your wife!
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on November 05, 2010, 03:28:21 AM
OFUK
Roger got resurrected!!! Hide your kids, hide your wife!
I die for 10 LOUSY MONTHS, and you guys let the teabaggers in. :argh!:
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on November 05, 2010, 03:28:21 AM
OFUK
Roger got resurrected!!! Hide your kids, hide your wife!
HA!
- what i was thinking
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 05, 2010, 03:36:11 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on November 05, 2010, 03:28:21 AM
OFUK
Roger got resurrected!!! Hide your kids, hide your wife!
I die for 10 LOUSY MONTHS, and you guys let the teabaggers in. :argh!:
We'll do anything for a laugh. :sad:
Look guys, it's for your own good. Really.
Let no man say now that I have not the power over life and death, for behold did I not summon Roger forth to chastise thee?
Also, I'll be on tomorrow on a more susained and longer basis... If you guys got mud all over my altar I'mma be pissed.
LET
the tea bagging begin!!
Is it the third day already? Shit.
At least this place will be entertaining to lurk semi-constantly again.
Welcome back, your holiness.
The thunder rumbles, and it sounds like the fifth hour of vindaloo.....