We all like drinking.
I AM SHOCKED AND APALLED.
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 10, 2010, 05:25:39 PM
We all like drinking.
FURTHER DEVELOPMENTS TO BE ANNOUNCED FOLLOWING THIS FRIDAY'S TELECONFERENCE, HOSTED FROM THE MEETRACK.
Not all of us actually voiced support for the motion, but uh...yeah. :oops: It's true.
Our meetings are much less interesting and relevant than you think.
Quote from: Subetai on November 10, 2010, 05:32:32 PM
Not all of us actually voiced support for the motion, but uh...yeah. :oops: It's true.
Our meetings are much less interesting and relevant than you think.
Puking into the microphone is ALWAYS relevant.
Quote from: Subetai on November 10, 2010, 05:32:32 PM
Not all of us actually voiced support for the motion, but uh...yeah. :oops: It's true.
Our meetings are much less interesting and relevant than you think.
We took your garbled noises through a mouthful of scotch as a "yes" vote.
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 10, 2010, 05:40:36 PM
Quote from: Subetai on November 10, 2010, 05:32:32 PM
Not all of us actually voiced support for the motion, but uh...yeah. :oops: It's true.
Our meetings are much less interesting and relevant than you think.
We took your garbled noises through a mouthful of scotch as a "yes" vote.
Smelled like gin.
TGRR,
Sticking with the horrible shit the Meetrack calls whiskey.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 05:45:26 PM
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 10, 2010, 05:40:36 PM
Quote from: Subetai on November 10, 2010, 05:32:32 PM
Not all of us actually voiced support for the motion, but uh...yeah. :oops: It's true.
Our meetings are much less interesting and relevant than you think.
We took your garbled noises through a mouthful of scotch as a "yes" vote.
Smelled like gin.
TGRR,
Sticking with the horrible shit the Meetrack calls whiskey.
You know, you're gonna need a nurse (or two) to make sure you're taking your medicine right.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 10, 2010, 05:49:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 05:45:26 PM
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 10, 2010, 05:40:36 PM
Quote from: Subetai on November 10, 2010, 05:32:32 PM
Not all of us actually voiced support for the motion, but uh...yeah. :oops: It's true.
Our meetings are much less interesting and relevant than you think.
We took your garbled noises through a mouthful of scotch as a "yes" vote.
Smelled like gin.
TGRR,
Sticking with the horrible shit the Meetrack calls whiskey.
You know, you're gonna need a nurse (or two) to make sure you're taking your medicine right.
I shall need two. I require constant medical attention. And an airtight alibi.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 05:50:49 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 10, 2010, 05:49:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 05:45:26 PM
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 10, 2010, 05:40:36 PM
Quote from: Subetai on November 10, 2010, 05:32:32 PM
Not all of us actually voiced support for the motion, but uh...yeah. :oops: It's true.
Our meetings are much less interesting and relevant than you think.
We took your garbled noises through a mouthful of scotch as a "yes" vote.
Smelled like gin.
TGRR,
Sticking with the horrible shit the Meetrack calls whiskey.
You know, you're gonna need a nurse (or two) to make sure you're taking your medicine right.
I shall need two. I require constant medical attention. And an airtight alibi.
I know the very two who would be perfect for the job! They are very dedicated to their profession, and also have Meathhamahs.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 10, 2010, 05:56:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 05:50:49 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 10, 2010, 05:49:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 05:45:26 PM
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 10, 2010, 05:40:36 PM
Quote from: Subetai on November 10, 2010, 05:32:32 PM
Not all of us actually voiced support for the motion, but uh...yeah. :oops: It's true.
Our meetings are much less interesting and relevant than you think.
We took your garbled noises through a mouthful of scotch as a "yes" vote.
Smelled like gin.
TGRR,
Sticking with the horrible shit the Meetrack calls whiskey.
You know, you're gonna need a nurse (or two) to make sure you're taking your medicine right.
I shall need two. I require constant medical attention. And an airtight alibi.
I know the very two who would be perfect for the job! They are very dedicated to their profession, and also have Meathhamahs.
Scoob is jealous as hell about that, by the way. :lol:
Everyone should have two women beating on them with blunt objects.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 05:57:39 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 10, 2010, 05:56:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 05:50:49 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 10, 2010, 05:49:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2010, 05:45:26 PM
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 10, 2010, 05:40:36 PM
Quote from: Subetai on November 10, 2010, 05:32:32 PM
Not all of us actually voiced support for the motion, but uh...yeah. :oops: It's true.
Our meetings are much less interesting and relevant than you think.
We took your garbled noises through a mouthful of scotch as a "yes" vote.
Smelled like gin.
TGRR,
Sticking with the horrible shit the Meetrack calls whiskey.
You know, you're gonna need a nurse (or two) to make sure you're taking your medicine right.
I shall need two. I require constant medical attention. And an airtight alibi.
I know the very two who would be perfect for the job! They are very dedicated to their profession, and also have Meathhamahs.
Scoob is jealous as hell about that, by the way. :lol:
Everyone should have two women beating on them with blunt objects.
:lol: Only ex-holy, ex-dead, re-holy men can pull it off without drama, though.
I actually voted for jenkem but was outvoted.
Quote from: Cramulus on November 10, 2010, 06:12:40 PM
I actually voted for jenkem but was outvoted.
WHAT?
I didn't know that was on the ballot. :rogpipe:
It also occurs to me that we don't have a jenkem emote.
Further, it occurs to me that just thinking about that means I need help.
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 10, 2010, 05:25:39 PM
THE ADMIN TEAM HAS HAD A SECRET MEETING AND COME TO AN IMPORTANT CONCLUSION:
We all like drinking.
:banana: YAY DEMOCRACY
and
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm beer
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 10, 2010, 05:25:39 PM
We all like drinking.
WHY WAS THE MODERATION TEAM EXCLUDED FROM THIS MEETING!? THIS IS HORSESHIT!
I assure you, the title of moderator is misleading.
actually the other mods were included, you were left out because nobody could remember what your name was this week due to the aforementioned drinking.
I'm torn between ridiculing you fuckers and respecting your alcoholism.
Quote from: Grade 7 Pannus on November 11, 2010, 01:45:30 AM
I'm torn between ridiculing you fuckers and respecting your alcoholism.
You can't really understand America until you've puked up a kidney.
I'm still on my lunch.
TTM/G7P/ETC.,
-noob.
Just got a bottle of knob whiskey and franjeliko
It's 8:55 am and I am pissed on whiskey, I have not slept since yesterday. Does this mean I am also teh mod?
NO. APPLICATION FOR MOD OR ADMIN STATUS IS CONTINGENT UPON CHUGGING ENTIRE 5TH OF CHEAP BOURBON IN UNDER 30 MINUTES, THEN STABBING HOBO IN NECK WITH BROKEN BOTTLE. PLEASE ATTACH JAGGED BOTTLENECK AND CHUNK OF HOBO NECK TO APPLICATION FORM.
I like the idea of making people temporary mods for like 15 minutes after they drank an entire 5th of bourbon.
Suu and GS gave me a 5th of cheap scotch. It's the distilled essence of despairing orphans who didn't make the cut for Dicken's novels, with a side of acid reflux. I can vomit with sufficient force to clear boots and beard, and continue drinking wihtout missing a beat. You know my qualifications from the board, and I can provide references in regards to my dim view of human motivations.
Please contact me to schedule interview.
HOBO NECK CHUNK ATTACHED TO FORMS OR GTFO! :argh!:
That's what held up Cram's application for so long. He kept bringing us homo necks...
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 12, 2010, 03:02:54 PM
HOBO NECK CHUNK ATTACHED TO FORMS OR GTFO! :argh!:
Was in the mail. Not my fault of your local Post Office can't keep seagulls off.
Quote from: Grade 7 Pannus on November 11, 2010, 01:45:30 AM
I'm torn between ridiculing you fuckers and respecting your alcoholism.
Last time I tried to share my alcoholism with you, you buggered off after only 4 or 5 pitchers, which was a shame since it meant you totally missed out on the bottle of Hick Juice I brought with me.
I feel like drinking makes the burning stop...
So I went for a cigarette and felt a draft...
And caught a cold...
Therefore:
Chaos started before the antecedent conditions
were even expressed, however, some might
argue being sick reduces the risk of getting
more so... :ECH:
WTF IS THAT SHIT???
ARE YOU REALLY LEAVING LAME POETIC SHIT IN MY GODDAMN THREAD?
OR IS IT LAME PHILOSOPHICAL SHIT?
I DON'T EVEN REALLY CARE, JUST STOP DOING IT.
ECH,
NOT INVITING YOU TO A SECRET DRINKING MEETING EVER
We demand representation! How many votes yay, and nay, were included in this conclusion?! Can I now justify my drinking problem by citing elected officials approval? And when do we get free booze?
:winner:
QuoteCan I now justify my drinking problem by citing elected officials approval?
If you can find an elected official among the admin team, sure :lol:
Quote from: Cramulus on November 12, 2010, 02:47:55 PM
I like the idea of making people temporary mods for like 15 minutes after they drank an entire 5th of bourbon.
Is a 5th enough to make their mouse and typing skills worse enough they can't do any damage?
(no idea what a 5th is)
Roughly 750 ml. "One Fifth of a gallon."
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on November 12, 2010, 07:51:54 PM
Roughly 750 ml. "One Fifth of a gallon."
That's 3 kilometers, for the Eurospags.
cheap bourbon my ass.
Second cheapest single malt, but only when its on offer ;)
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 12, 2010, 07:51:19 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 12, 2010, 02:47:55 PM
I like the idea of making people temporary mods for like 15 minutes after they drank an entire 5th of bourbon.
Is a 5th enough to make their mouse and typing skills worse enough they can't do any damage?
(no idea what a 5th is)
It's roughly enough to kill a person my size. Literally.
However, someone the size of ECH would probably barely feel it.
I drank a fifth of tequila one night over the course of about 2 hours. I still don't remember parts of that evening though my friends were more than happy to tell me all about it later.
You dance on bars nekkid when you're that drunk.
Quote from: Nigel on November 12, 2010, 09:38:52 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 12, 2010, 07:51:19 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 12, 2010, 02:47:55 PM
I like the idea of making people temporary mods for like 15 minutes after they drank an entire 5th of bourbon.
Is a 5th enough to make their mouse and typing skills worse enough they can't do any damage?
(no idea what a 5th is)
It's roughly enough to kill a person my size. Literally.
However, someone the size of ECH would probably barely feel it.
A 5th is a dangerous amount of alcohol for anyone to drink.
The most alcohol I've had in one night is splitting a fifth with someone, and that used to waste me. And I was approximately half the age I am now.
It's possible that I've had more than that during my hard-drinking-with-EOT days, but if I did, I don't remember it. :lulz:
Right now I feel like death on a stick because I had four glasses of wine last night, over the course of seven hours.
Quote from: Nigel on November 12, 2010, 09:48:39 PM
The most alcohol I've had in one night is splitting a fifth with someone, and that used to waste me. And I was approximately half the age I am now.
It's possible that I've had more than that during my hard-drinking-with-EOT days, but if I did, I don't remember it. :lulz:
Right now I feel like death on a stick because I had four glasses of wine last night, over the course of seven hours.
A fifth of strong rum consumed by me (230 LBS) over a 6 hour period gives me a blood-alcohol rate of .3
Severe CNS depression
Unconsciousness
Death possible
Bladder function impaired
Breathing impaired
Heart rate impaired
Strong rum? Like 100 proof? 12 ounces of that would almost certainly kill me.
Quote from: Nigel on November 12, 2010, 09:56:58 PM
Strong rum? Like 100 proof? 12 ounces of that would almost certainly kill me.
Yeah, I referred to that as strong. I was a fan of 151 when I was younger and dumber, and the effects of a 5th on one person would likely be fatal. Everclear is even worse.
Everclear makes me grab women's boobs in the kitchen and throw-down in the street with my sister-in-law.
Damn, that was one shitty New Year's.
Quote from: Jenne on November 12, 2010, 10:08:17 PM
Everclear makes me grab women's boobs in the kitchen and throw-down in the street with my sister-in-law.
Damn, that was one shitty AWESOME New Year's.
Well, it was the beginning of the end for me with a LOT of relationships. I mean, I only glug-glug-glugged the shit because I was bored. :lulz:
Quote from: Jenne on November 12, 2010, 10:10:07 PM
Well, it was the beginning of the end for me with a LOT of relationships. I mean, I only glug-glug-glugged the shit because I was bored. :lulz:
If you're gonna 'splode, do it right.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2010, 10:10:40 PM
Quote from: Jenne on November 12, 2010, 10:10:07 PM
Well, it was the beginning of the end for me with a LOT of relationships. I mean, I only glug-glug-glugged the shit because I was bored. :lulz:
If you're gonna 'splode, do it right.
DAMN STRAIGHT. Course, I didn't MEAN to assplode. It just sorta...happened.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2010, 09:58:21 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 12, 2010, 09:56:58 PM
Strong rum? Like 100 proof? 12 ounces of that would almost certainly kill me.
Yeah, I referred to that as strong. I was a fan of 151 when I was younger and dumber, and the effects of a 5th on one person would likely be fatal. Everclear is even worse.
I don't touch anything stronger than 80 proof except for cooking because I'm not experienced with it and have no way to gauge how fucked up I'll get.
Quote from: Jenne on November 12, 2010, 10:12:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2010, 10:10:40 PM
Quote from: Jenne on November 12, 2010, 10:10:07 PM
Well, it was the beginning of the end for me with a LOT of relationships. I mean, I only glug-glug-glugged the shit because I was bored. :lulz:
If you're gonna 'splode, do it right.
DAMN STRAIGHT. Course, I didn't MEAN to assplode. It just sorta...happened.
Been there, done that. :lol:
Quote from: Nigel on November 12, 2010, 10:12:31 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2010, 09:58:21 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 12, 2010, 09:56:58 PM
Strong rum? Like 100 proof? 12 ounces of that would almost certainly kill me.
Yeah, I referred to that as strong. I was a fan of 151 when I was younger and dumber, and the effects of a 5th on one person would likely be fatal. Everclear is even worse.
I don't touch anything stronger than 80 proof except for cooking because I'm not experienced with it and have no way to gauge how fucked up I'll get.
80 proof is good enough. 100 proof is just silly...I only like it for the "mouthfull of burning fishhooks" effect...But I typically only have one or two drinks.
151 is ass. I tried forever to mask the taste of it in jungle juice one year and that's how I ended up pregnant the second time and my brother's wife got twins out of it.
...another New Year's but this one was way better...
Quote from: Jenne on November 12, 2010, 10:14:51 PM
151 is ass. I tried forever to mask the taste of it in jungle juice one year and that's how I ended up pregnant the second time and my brother's wife got twins out of it.
...another New Year's but this one was way better...
Why would you mask the taste?
TGRR,
Drinks his booze straight.
A few years ago, one of these oldskool fraternity-style student associations had a bit of a mess up with an "initiation" thing. The guy had to drink 700ml (0.185 gallon) of "jenever", which is basically vodka*, 40% ABV (that's 80 proof, right?) ... You can only survive that if you puke it out. Except they stuffed him in the trunk of a car, and he got an epileptic fit and suffocated in his own vomit! :x
Big scandal, they banned alcohol during all introduction activities for all student associations in the city and set up a special (university-based) overseeing committee, everybody has to hand them the program for introduction activities (the ones from my old student association were just zany, harmless and fun. I wouldn't have joined the club if it had any sort of hazing whatsoever).
Of course this didn't work, because hazing rituals is something that gets hardcoded into monkey-tribes, and you pretty much can't ever get it out.
So a few years later, some guy had to drink water during a drinking game (the senior dudes could still have beer), he ended up having to drink 5 liters, got kidney failure, spent a couple of days in the hospital, part of which in a coma.
This year fresh people got sleep deprivation (officially the committee requires at least 6h/day, but I doubt that was the case), mental and physical exhaustion, and were forced to play cards all night, then were asked to do something "to impress the club". It was somewhere out of town in a rented thingy, and half-dazed one of the guys said "set me on fire!", another fresh guy took a bottle of lamp oil, third one lit it. 2nd and 3rd degree burns! And for some insane reason they didn't get him to a doctor until 24 hours later! W00T LAWSUIT even though the burned guy didn't want to press charges on the others, his parents still did ...
Ahhhhh MONKEYS
(just FYI, the student club I was a member of wasn't ANYTHING like this)
*well, the cheap stuff is.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2010, 10:15:21 PM
Quote from: Jenne on November 12, 2010, 10:14:51 PM
151 is ass. I tried forever to mask the taste of it in jungle juice one year and that's how I ended up pregnant the second time and my brother's wife got twins out of it.
...another New Year's but this one was way better...
Why would you mask the taste?
TGRR,
Drinks his booze straight.
TWAS ASS.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2010, 10:13:34 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 12, 2010, 10:12:31 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2010, 09:58:21 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 12, 2010, 09:56:58 PM
Strong rum? Like 100 proof? 12 ounces of that would almost certainly kill me.
Yeah, I referred to that as strong. I was a fan of 151 when I was younger and dumber, and the effects of a 5th on one person would likely be fatal. Everclear is even worse.
I don't touch anything stronger than 80 proof except for cooking because I'm not experienced with it and have no way to gauge how fucked up I'll get.
80 proof is good enough. 100 proof is just silly...I only like it for the "mouthfull of burning fishhooks" effect.
:lulz: Ouch! Not my favorite sensation, I confess.
Another reason I avoid it is my heart already pulls shenanigans... I don't think "abruptly being catastrophically drunk" is a good move to pull. I had some accidental experiences with that a couple years ago when I was temporarily on OCD meds, and nobody told me about the "delay & dump" effect they can have on your body's alcohol processing. It wasn't in the warning sheet AT ALL. So I was three drinks into my evening, not feeling even the slightest buzz, and suddenly all three drinks hit me at once. I couldn't stand up and my heart was all kinds of stop & go; I had to go lie down until someone could take me home.
Quote from: Jenne on November 12, 2010, 10:17:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2010, 10:15:21 PM
Quote from: Jenne on November 12, 2010, 10:14:51 PM
151 is ass. I tried forever to mask the taste of it in jungle juice one year and that's how I ended up pregnant the second time and my brother's wife got twins out of it.
...another New Year's but this one was way better...
Why would you mask the taste?
TGRR,
Drinks his booze straight.
TWAS ASS.
IS HOLY™.
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 12, 2010, 10:17:18 PM
[shinanigans]
Ahhhhh MONKEYS
(just FYI, the student club I was a member of wasn't ANYTHING like this)
*well, the cheap stuff is.
Yeah, the college I went to had problems, I mean SEVERE problems, with hazing and alcohol. It's why a lot of campuses went dry.
Quote from: Nigel on November 12, 2010, 10:18:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2010, 10:13:34 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 12, 2010, 10:12:31 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2010, 09:58:21 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 12, 2010, 09:56:58 PM
Strong rum? Like 100 proof? 12 ounces of that would almost certainly kill me.
Yeah, I referred to that as strong. I was a fan of 151 when I was younger and dumber, and the effects of a 5th on one person would likely be fatal. Everclear is even worse.
I don't touch anything stronger than 80 proof except for cooking because I'm not experienced with it and have no way to gauge how fucked up I'll get.
80 proof is good enough. 100 proof is just silly...I only like it for the "mouthfull of burning fishhooks" effect.
:lulz: Ouch! Not my favorite sensation, I confess.
Another reason I avoid it is my heart already pulls shenanigans... I don't think "abruptly being catastrophically drunk" is a good move to pull. I had some accidental experiences with that a couple years ago when I was temporarily on OCD meds, and nobody told me about the "delay & dump" effect they can have on your body's alcohol processing. It wasn't in the warning sheet AT ALL. So I was three drinks into my evening, not feeling even the slightest buzz, and suddenly all three drinks hit me at once. I couldn't stand up and my heart was all kinds of stop & go; I had to go lie down until someone could take me home.
:horrormirth:
Quote from: Jenne on November 12, 2010, 10:14:51 PM
151 is ass. I tried forever to mask the taste of it in jungle juice one year and that's how I ended up pregnant the second time and my brother's wife got twins out of it.
...another New Year's but this one was way better...
:vom: I really, thoroughly hate 151. Even in mixed drinks.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2010, 10:18:56 PM
Quote from: Jenne on November 12, 2010, 10:17:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2010, 10:15:21 PM
Quote from: Jenne on November 12, 2010, 10:14:51 PM
151 is ass. I tried forever to mask the taste of it in jungle juice one year and that's how I ended up pregnant the second time and my brother's wife got twins out of it.
...another New Year's but this one was way better...
Why would you mask the taste?
TGRR,
Drinks his booze straight.
TWAS ASS.
IS HOLY™.
I hear on good authority most ass is holy...
Quote from: Jenne on November 12, 2010, 10:19:27 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 12, 2010, 10:17:18 PM
[shinanigans]
Ahhhhh MONKEYS
(just FYI, the student club I was a member of wasn't ANYTHING like this)
*well, the cheap stuff is.
Yeah, the college I went to had problems, I mean SEVERE problems, with hazing and alcohol. It's why a lot of campuses went dry.
UofA went so dry, if anyone is caught drinking during rush week, they are barred from joining a fraternity for a year, regardless of age or circumstances.
I gather there were some unpleasant occurances.
Quote from: Nigel on November 12, 2010, 10:19:57 PM
Quote from: Jenne on November 12, 2010, 10:14:51 PM
151 is ass. I tried forever to mask the taste of it in jungle juice one year and that's how I ended up pregnant the second time and my brother's wife got twins out of it.
...another New Year's but this one was way better...
:vom: I really, thoroughly hate 151. Even in mixed drinks.
We were soooo drunk while MAKING the damned punch we forgot the only rum we HAD was 151...it started out as a nice, tame, CHAMPAGNE punch...devolved into jungle hooch within 2 hours and damn that shit was nasty. But it ended up being drunk...
I have to say, the only thing that gets me "dangerously" drunk anymore is tequila. I hit that shit and am unaware of its effects until 2 hours later, when I'm still drunk as hell and can't feel my extremities.
Quote from: Jenne on November 12, 2010, 10:19:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2010, 10:18:56 PM
Quote from: Jenne on November 12, 2010, 10:17:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2010, 10:15:21 PM
Quote from: Jenne on November 12, 2010, 10:14:51 PM
151 is ass. I tried forever to mask the taste of it in jungle juice one year and that's how I ended up pregnant the second time and my brother's wife got twins out of it.
...another New Year's but this one was way better...
Why would you mask the taste?
TGRR,
Drinks his booze straight.
TWAS ASS.
IS HOLY™.
I hear on good authority most ass is holy...
:mittens:
Quote from: Jenne on November 12, 2010, 10:22:17 PM
I have to say, the only thing that gets me "dangerously" drunk anymore is tequila. I hit that shit and am unaware of its effects until 2 hours later, when I'm still drunk as hell and can't feel my extremities.
I leave that shit alone.
TGRR,
Enjoyed the hospitality of Bell County, TX because of that shit.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2010, 09:45:16 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 12, 2010, 09:38:52 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 12, 2010, 07:51:19 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 12, 2010, 02:47:55 PM
I like the idea of making people temporary mods for like 15 minutes after they drank an entire 5th of bourbon.
Is a 5th enough to make their mouse and typing skills worse enough they can't do any damage?
(no idea what a 5th is)
It's roughly enough to kill a person my size. Literally.
However, someone the size of ECH would probably barely feel it.
A 5th is a dangerous amount of alcohol for anyone to drink.
says you. :lulz:
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 12, 2010, 10:40:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2010, 09:45:16 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 12, 2010, 09:38:52 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 12, 2010, 07:51:19 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 12, 2010, 02:47:55 PM
I like the idea of making people temporary mods for like 15 minutes after they drank an entire 5th of bourbon.
Is a 5th enough to make their mouse and typing skills worse enough they can't do any damage?
(no idea what a 5th is)
It's roughly enough to kill a person my size. Literally.
However, someone the size of ECH would probably barely feel it.
A 5th is a dangerous amount of alcohol for anyone to drink.
says you. :lulz:
Math is math, chemistry is chemistry.
You'll feel it when you're older. I know I do.
When I was twenty, I spent much of college drinking a cheap bottle of bourbon ($10 for a fifth) every other night. Suffice to say, I can't recall much of my twentieth to twenty-fourth year.
In retrospect, I regret that. I'd prefer to both remember what I did, and from what I do remember, I coul have actually had more fun if I was more sober.
Today, if I drink more than six ounces of whiskey in a sitting, there's a 72% chance no one will have any fun if they are around me, and I will feel lime shit for two days afterward.
LMNO
-Had four ounces in a killer Manhatten tonight.
All typos left in on porpoise.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on November 13, 2010, 04:58:29 AM
When I was twenty, I spent much of college drinking a cheap bottle of bourbon ($10 for a fifth) every other night. Suffice to say, I can't recall much of my twentieth to twenty-fourth year.
In retrospect, I regret that. I'd prefer to both remember what I did, and from what I do remember, I coul have actually had more fun if I was more sober.
Today, if I drink more than six ounces of whiskey in a sitting, there's a 72% chance no one will have any fun if they are around me, and I will feel lime shit for two days afterward.
LMNO
-Had four ounces in a killer Manhatten tonight.
Whiskey makes things quiet for me.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on November 13, 2010, 04:58:29 AM
When I was twenty, I spent much of college drinking a cheap bottle of bourbon ($10 for a fifth) every other night. Suffice to say, I can't recall much of my twentieth to twenty-fourth year.
In retrospect, I regret that. I'd prefer to both remember what I did, and from what I do remember, I coul have actually had more fun if I was more sober.
Today, if I drink more than six ounces of whiskey in a sitting, there's a 72% chance no one will have any fun if they are around me, and I will feel lime shit for two days afterward.
LMNO
-Had four ounces in a killer Manhatten tonight.
BUKOWSKI
said something like that toward the end
If only I could write so well.
I don't even really drink as often as I probably make it sound like, I just have a retarded tolerance for booze. I don't like getting shitfaced at all, I just have to drink ALOT to catch a pleasant buzz
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 13, 2010, 05:23:24 AM
I don't even really drink as often as I probably make it sound like, I just have a retarded tolerance for booze. I don't like getting shitfaced at all, I just have to drink ALOT to catch a pleasant buzz
THAT'S
what
she said
What's all this 80 proof, 100 proof 151 proof shit?
can't you use sensible ways of measuring your alcohol percentage?
like, i dunno, with a percentage?
Quote from: Regret on November 13, 2010, 10:04:24 AM
What's all this 80 proof, 100 proof 151 proof shit?
can't you use sensible ways of measuring your alcohol percentage?
like, i dunno, with a percentage?
Proof is 2X the percentage.
We have to measure things in ridiculous ways.
We're Americans.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2010, 10:13:24 AM
Quote from: Regret on November 13, 2010, 10:04:24 AM
What's all this 80 proof, 100 proof 151 proof shit?
can't you use sensible ways of measuring your alcohol percentage?
like, i dunno, with a percentage?
Proof is 2X the percentage.
We have to measure things in ridiculous ways.
We're Americans.
This one time Mr. Stark had to protect me from the guy in "Cape Fear"...
Wait...
Let me check :fap: