I GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!!
LMNO - Your avatar slows my computer down!
Blight - I expect more from my stalkers. GET ON IT!
Sir Coyote - I niether like nor hate you. STOP FENCE-SITTING!
Nigel - STOP BEING SO GODDAMNED REASONABLE ALL THE TIME!!!
Sir Digby Chicken Caesar - I hate your new handle. Gen. Stuart or GTFO!
Suu - Your affinity for hipster bars offends my sensibilities!
Cram - Stop making content! You're making the rest of us look bad!
Liam - Should ony be followed by "Neeson" (DarkMan FTW)!
TGRR - FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
Squid - Florida. Nuff' said...
Freeky - NOT a registered nurse!
Fred - Woman has mans name????//?/?
000 - Just doesn't add up to anything!
Payne - Unamerican!
Remington - Canadian!
Cain - Too smart for his own (or anyones) good!
Richter - NEEDS MOAR BLOOD!!!
AND I'M NOT FINISHED!!!! ALL YOU FUCKERS ARE ON THE LIST!!!!!
I'm reasonable?
:?
Also, :lulz:
Aw, didn't even make the cut. I guess that means there are no grievances with me? Or I'm lame and invisible... :cry:
QuoteLiam - Should ony be followed by "Neeson" (DarkMan FTW)!
Very true. :lulz:
I'M NOT FUCKING DONE YET!!!!!
Hoopla - Doesn't post enough!
RWHN - Needs moar drugs!
Dancing Pickle - Who?!
James Semaj - Doesn't piss me off enough!
ECH - Is on a boat!
Eve - Jealous of her new job!
Pixie - Flooded my basement!
WHO'S FUCKING NEXT!?!?
Gray Jester -- For being in before you could call me out.
Quote from: Cuddlefist on November 11, 2010, 10:28:56 PM
Dancing Pickle - Who?!
NEW PEOPLE SUCK!!
Pickle: proving that even 3 months in, you're still a wet behind the ears n00body.
[EDIT]
guess I haven't pissed off enough people
off here yet. I'll work on it.
Maybe we should approve his pickle emote, that should increase his audience
Quote from: Nigel on November 11, 2010, 10:16:26 PM
I'm reasonable?
:?
Says something disturbing about PD doesn't it?
Quote from: Requia ☣ on November 11, 2010, 11:15:29 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 11, 2010, 10:16:26 PM
I'm reasonable?
:?
Says something disturbing about PD doesn't it?
Oh yes. Very.
Although certain people in my life insist on claiming that I'm "reasonable", as well.
I feel like I must not be trying hard enough.
Quote from: Pēleus on November 11, 2010, 11:08:49 PM
Maybe we should approve his pickle emote, that should increase his audience
:x
:lulz:
:argh!:
haven't had much time to contribute this month, and not looking good for the rest of the year, but I'll have time eventually.
mostly just been reading through the forum on downtime at work. There's some golden stuff buried in here.
Well write a book review of an old thread sometime :D
Not in it, welcome to the shitlist.
Sorry, I didn't quite catch that.
(http://www.holiday-clipart.com/_thumbs/man_tnb.png)
I was too busy listening to Nina Simone and fouling myself.
OK, HERE'S THE DEAL, MOTHERFUCKERS!
Faust - Panhandler!
Hawk - Couldn't take the heat!
E.O.T. - HIS POSTING STYLE
is too damn consistant!
Iason - umm... nevermind
Yatto - YOU! :argh!:
TTM - Giggles too much
Telarus - Hippie!
NOW GET OVER IT!!!
QuoteJames Semaj - Doesn't piss me off enough!
I'm actually much nicer on the internet than in real life. I'm a bit of a prick, really.
NOW WE MOVE ON TO FEATS OF STRENGTH!
THIS THREAD ISN'T OVER 'TILL SOMEONE PINS ME!!!!
Quote from: Cuddlefist on November 12, 2010, 02:12:21 AM
NOW WE MOVE ON TO FEATS OF STRENGTH!
THIS THREAD ISN'T OVER 'TILL SOMEONE PINS ME!!!!
Impossible. Your protective layer of Dago Slime makes you slipperier than a greased pig.
Careful what you wish for. Soon you may find yourself under a tack.
Quote from: Sigmatic on November 12, 2010, 02:15:04 AM
Careful what you wish for. Soon you may find yourself under a tack.
Sig - UUUUUUNNGGGGHHH
P
Quote from: Cuddlefist on November 12, 2010, 02:12:21 AM
NOW WE MOVE ON TO FEATS OF STRENGTH!
THIS THREAD ISN'T OVER 'TILL SOMEONE PINS ME!!!!
Pins you? I thought you were punk, you ought to be shitting pins.
Quote from: Sigmatic on November 12, 2010, 02:15:04 AM
Careful what you wish for. Soon you may find yourself under a tack.
oh god.. it.. hurts..
Quote from: Cuddlefist on November 11, 2010, 10:12:45 PM
I GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!!
LMNO - Your avatar slowing down my computer means mine sucks!
Blight - I thought you were hitting on me - AND NOW I'M JUST BITTER!
Nigel - STOP BEING SO GODDAMNED EMOTIONAL ALL THE TIME!!!
Sir Digby Chicken Caesar - I love your new handle. Gen. Stuart, GTFO!
Suu - Your affinity for hipster bars fingers my privates and makes me wanna put on a cape!
Cram - Stop making content!!
Liam - Should ony be followed by, limey-bastard!
TGRR - is greatly irreverent
Squid - Florida. Suddenly Florida looks pretty f*kn good...
Freeky - Freaky!
Fredwina - I'd go by "Fred" too
000 - !
Payne - actually a portlander!
Remington - secretly Welsh!
Cain - Too smart for anyones good!
Richter - BLEED ME!!!
AND I'M NOT FINISHED!!!! ALL YOU FUCKERS ARE ON MY LISP!!!!!
Quote from: E.O.T. on November 12, 2010, 02:33:58 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefist on November 11, 2010, 10:12:45 PM
I GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!!
LMNO - Your avatar slowing down my computer means mine sucks!
Blight - I thought you were hitting on me - AND NOW I'M JUST BITTER!
Nigel - STOP BEING SO GODDAMNED EMOTIONAL ALL THE TIME!!!
Sir Digby Chicken Caesar - I love your new handle. Gen. Stuart, GTFO!
Suu - Your affinity for hipster bars fingers my privates and makes me wanna put on a cape!
Cram - Stop making content!!
Liam - Should ony be followed by, limey-bastard!
TGRR - is greatly irreverent
Squid - Florida. Suddenly Florida looks pretty f*kn good...
Freeky - Freaky!
Fredwina - I'd go by "Fred" too
000 - !
Payne - actually a portlander!
Remington - secretly Welsh!
Cain - Too smart for anyones good!
Richter - BLEED ME!!!
AND I'M NOT FINISHED!!!! ALL YOU FUCKERS ARE ON MY LISP!!!!!
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :argh!:
Not even a little mention? Why don't you hate me? Nobody hates me anymore. :cry:
Hey fuck you you fucking future dietary supplement to caged birds.
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 12, 2010, 05:12:07 AM
Hey fuck you you fucking future dietary supplement to caged birds.
Glad to see you picked a side.
Quote from: Cuddlefist on November 12, 2010, 05:46:17 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 12, 2010, 05:12:07 AM
Hey fuck you you fucking future dietary supplement to caged birds.
Glad to see you picked a side.
I will you till blood.
I feel unhated....
:sad:
I don't know what's wrong with you people.
I am perfectly comfortable knowing that Cuddlefist has no problems with me.
I can accept that my every post is a vision of beauty in his eye.
Quote from: Alty on November 12, 2010, 06:02:26 AM
I don't know what's wrong with you people.
I am perfectly comfortable knowing that Cuddlefist has no problems with me.
I can accept that my every post is a vision of beauty in his eye.
Alty - Smug Bastard.
Vartox - Attention whore.
Quote from: Cuddlefist on November 11, 2010, 10:12:45 PM
Richter - NEEDS MOAR BLOOD!!!
I took Monday off. MONDAY. Now you folks are crooning for more blood? Well for the glory of Khorne, grab an axe and help me!
I never said I *liked* hipster bars, it's just where all my fucking loser friends play in their bands.
I still think the noing of horrible things to them should be a competitive sport.
Quote from: Cuddlefist on November 12, 2010, 06:15:42 AM
Quote from: Alty on November 12, 2010, 06:02:26 AM
I don't know what's wrong with you people.
I am perfectly comfortable knowing that Cuddlefist has no problems with me.
I can accept that my every post is a vision of beauty in his eye.
Alty - Smug Bastard.
Vartox - Attention whore.
Still nothing! :argh!:
AT LEAST FRED IS A NAME. WTF IS A CUDDLEFIST.
I collected over 380 lbs of drugs this past weekend. I think that is probably plenty.
Quote from: ☂ Kim Jong Fred ☂ on November 12, 2010, 01:43:19 PM
AT LEAST FRED IS A NAME. WTF IS A CUDDLEFIST.
Go to womens prison, you'll find out soon enough.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 12, 2010, 01:48:57 PM
I collected over 380 lbs of drugs this past weekend. I think that is probably plenty.
I think it's high time you shared some of that stash with us.
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 12, 2010, 01:53:13 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 12, 2010, 01:48:57 PM
I collected over 380 lbs of drugs this past weekend. I think that is probably plenty.
I think it's high time you shared some of that stash with us.
:lulz:
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 12, 2010, 01:53:13 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 12, 2010, 01:48:57 PM
I collected over 380 lbs of drugs this past weekend. I think that is probably plenty.
I think it's high time you shared some of that stash with us.
I'm afraid by now most of them have met their fate with a big ole incinerator in Massachusetts. The rest are with LPD.
Listen up, fuckbag. I don't have the patience to deal with your incessant bitching about how you have a substandard piece of shit computer. There's something called the "profile" tab, dumbass. If your TRS-80 can't handle it, turn off the goddamn avatars already. Fuck.
Dude, I thought that it was a joke that had run its course. I think it's readily apparent that you've got a raging boner for me and you secretly pine for me to break into your place and ravish you. Otherwise you would not be so fixated on this idea that I'm stalking you. Especially where you're the one who called my keyboardist to get a hold of me, causing her to get concerned that I was handing out her number to random dudes on the internet until you explained yourself to her. TGRR, please do not under any circumstances give dimo my address.
:lulz:
EAT BUTTS, DEEMO
(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/Smileys/default/Emoticon.gif)
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 12, 2010, 03:37:02 PM
TGRR, please do not under any circumstances give dimo my address.
:lulz:
I'm not giving out any addresses unless the person involved PMs me to release the information.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 12, 2010, 01:59:03 PM
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 12, 2010, 01:53:13 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 12, 2010, 01:48:57 PM
I collected over 380 lbs of drugs this past weekend. I think that is probably plenty.
I think it's high time you shared some of that stash with us.
I'm afraid by now most of them have met their fate with a big ole incinerator in Massachusetts. The rest are with LPD.
Well next time save us a couple quarters, Spag!
:lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2010, 03:49:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 12, 2010, 03:37:02 PM
TGRR, please do not under any circumstances give dimo my address.
:lulz:
I'm not giving out any addresses unless the person involved PMs me to release the information.
I know, I just figured it would go along well with the joke
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 12, 2010, 04:11:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2010, 03:49:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 12, 2010, 03:37:02 PM
TGRR, please do not under any circumstances give dimo my address.
:lulz:
I'm not giving out any addresses unless the person involved PMs me to release the information.
I know, I just figured it would go along well with the joke
Sorry.
My sense of humor has blown a fuse today.
It appears this is getting out of hand...
Excellent.
Fuck off.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2010, 04:12:47 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 12, 2010, 04:11:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2010, 03:49:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 12, 2010, 03:37:02 PM
TGRR, please do not under any circumstances give dimo my address.
:lulz:
I'm not giving out any addresses unless the person involved PMs me to release the information.
I know, I just figured it would go along well with the joke
Sorry.
My sense of humor has blown a fuse today.
S'okay man
Ahem its spelt YUO
Quote from: Cramulus on November 12, 2010, 03:40:10 PM
EAT BUTTS, DEEMO
(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/Smileys/default/Emoticon.gif)
THIS
Net - Leet speak. 'Nuff said.
Quote from: Alty on November 12, 2010, 06:02:26 AM
I don't know what's wrong with you people.
I am perfectly comfortable knowing that Cuddlefist has no problems with me.
I can accept that my every post is a vision of beauty in his eye.
Me too. :) I think it's grand to not be hated. For once.
Jenne,
Is pretty much despised IRL & can take some online lurv.
Quote from: Jenne on November 12, 2010, 07:43:53 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 12, 2010, 06:02:26 AM
I don't know what's wrong with you people.
I am perfectly comfortable knowing that Cuddlefist has no problems with me.
I can accept that my every post is a vision of beauty in his eye.
Me too. :) I think it's grand to not be hated. For once.
Jenne,
Is pretty much despised IRL & can take some online lurv.
Jenne I love you!!! You is my friend!!!
Best ass in San Diego, to be sure.
Quote from: Khara on November 12, 2010, 07:48:49 PM
Quote from: Jenne on November 12, 2010, 07:43:53 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 12, 2010, 06:02:26 AM
I don't know what's wrong with you people.
I am perfectly comfortable knowing that Cuddlefist has no problems with me.
I can accept that my every post is a vision of beauty in his eye.
Me too. :) I think it's grand to not be hated. For once.
Jenne,
Is pretty much despised IRL & can take some online lurv.
Jenne I love you!!! You is my friend!!!
Awww... MOAR ONLINE LURV!!! <3
And Khara, you are a great friend and I hope everything well for you in life--you've had it way too hard, chica.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on November 12, 2010, 07:51:29 PM
Best ass in San Diego, to be sure.
:lulz: Dunno bout that...but uh hee hee thank you. That made me feel good (my in-laws are coming over today, and my father-in-law and his bitchass wife are great at making me feel like a 2-ton heifer).
Quote from: Jenne on November 12, 2010, 07:43:53 PM
Is pretty much despised IRL & can take some online lurv.
I can send you my old engineer boots, and you can kick the crap out of them.
Quote from: Jenne on November 12, 2010, 07:55:51 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on November 12, 2010, 07:51:29 PM
Best ass in San Diego, to be sure.
:lulz: Dunno bout that...but uh hee hee thank you. That made me feel good (my in-laws are coming over today, and my father-in-law and his bitchass wife are great at making me feel like a 2-ton heifer).
Why do you persist in being civil to them?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2010, 07:59:08 PM
Quote from: Jenne on November 12, 2010, 07:55:51 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on November 12, 2010, 07:51:29 PM
Best ass in San Diego, to be sure.
:lulz: Dunno bout that...but uh hee hee thank you. That made me feel good (my in-laws are coming over today, and my father-in-law and his bitchass wife are great at making me feel like a 2-ton heifer).
Why do you persist in being civil to them?
I don't know. I DO know that if they step tonight, the way I'm feeling, I'll probably rip them a new one and embarrass the hell out of someone who isn't me in public.
They had the audacity to tell my husband NOT to come to their house to stay the night because they were mad at him for helping his cousin escape their grasp and visit other people while she was out here from the UK. THIS from the man who fought me at 5 am in the morning when my husband was puking blood on his deathbed in the hospital.
YEAAAAH, where's that loyalty now? You bar your son the door over something trivial like that? FUCK OFF. You obviously have loyalty and love for him WHEN IT SUITS YOU. What fucking faillure at life his dad is.
Quote from: Jenne on November 12, 2010, 08:33:45 PM
THIS from the man who fought me at 5 am in the morning when my husband was puking blood on his deathbed in the hospital.
wat
Quote from: Jenne on November 12, 2010, 08:33:45 PM
They had the audacity to tell my husband NOT to come to their house to stay the night because they were mad at him for helping his cousin escape their grasp and visit other people while she was out here from the UK.
Why are you allowing them to visit?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2010, 08:35:00 PM
Quote from: Jenne on November 12, 2010, 08:33:45 PM
THIS from the man who fought me at 5 am in the morning when my husband was puking blood on his deathbed in the hospital.
wat
Meh, it's a longass story, but suffice it to say, my father-in-law chose THAT moment in my life to try to nail my balls to the wall and tell me HE'S more loyal and closer to my husband than *I'LL* ever be.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2010, 08:35:37 PM
Why are you allowing them to visit?
Short answer: Marriage.
They aren't staying in your home, are they?
Quote from: Jenne on November 12, 2010, 08:43:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2010, 08:35:00 PM
Quote from: Jenne on November 12, 2010, 08:33:45 PM
THIS from the man who fought me at 5 am in the morning when my husband was puking blood on his deathbed in the hospital.
wat
Meh, it's a longass story, but suffice it to say, my father-in-law chose THAT moment in my life to try to nail my balls to the wall and tell me HE'S more loyal and closer to my husband than *I'LL* ever be.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2010, 08:35:37 PM
Why are you allowing them to visit?
Short answer: Marriage.
Not good enough. You're married to HIM, not THEM. Boot them out on their arses, and expect your husband to man up about it.
If he doesn't, feed him through a chipper.
Quote from: Nigel on November 12, 2010, 08:43:53 PM
They aren't staying in your home, are they?
Hail to the naws, because I'd probably kill them while they slept. Our home is not "good enough" for them, anyway. They require ***** treatment complete with maid and butler at their service...
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2010, 08:44:37 PM
Not good enough. You're married to HIM, not THEM. Boot them out on their arses, and expect your husband to man up about it.
If he doesn't, feed him through a chipper.
I do feed him through a chipper or attempt to at any rate when they pull shit on ME...this latest is on HIM, and he's willing to put up with it...for now. I will step to his defense if they try anything.
Luckily, I think we've maneuvered it such that we are meeting at a restaurant. Helps to be in neutral territory.
Quote from: Jenne on November 12, 2010, 08:47:55 PM
I do feed him through a chipper or attempt to at any rate when they pull shit on ME...this latest is on HIM, and he's willing to put up with it...for now. I will step to his defense if they try anything.
Luckily, I think we've maneuvered it such that we are meeting at a restaurant. Helps to be in neutral territory.
I don't know the whole situation, but I'd have it out in the restaurant, once and for all.
I feel lucky to have in-laws who are just annoying. Sucks to have in-laws who are annoying AND are assholes.
Yeah, I've been getting meaner as the years go by, but truly, they say the worst kind of things, that I get this sort of inertia and shock that comes over me at their audacity. You know, like when I was showing my wedding photos to my stepmonster-in-law and she looks at the photo of my mom and me and says "Oh that dress COULDN'T HAVE FIT HER like that when she bought it!"
I now expect to feel shitty in their presence--it used to ruin my whole day/month/life. But now, I'm sort of blase about it. I just feel annoyance. I'm at this moment pissed at them for something they did to HIM, but if he's not going to make a big deal about it...I will only go so far. They're coming here to celebrate my kid's birthday with him. So I have to give them a teensy weensy bit of credit for that. Esp since my kid's other grandpa is still in the clink...
Restaurant is good. Frankly, while I understand that you are doing the right thing by showing your solidarity and visiting them with your husband, it would be very tempting, if it were me, to tell him that you want nothing to do with them and make him go alone.
I have done that a lot over the years. The two of them do this to their daughters-in-law, driving them slowly insane. I actually get treated slightly better than my sister-in-law, poor thing. But then, she's better at giving them back what they give.
I'm "this close" to saying, Fuckit, I gotta stay sane, and making him go alone with the kids, but he's taking 2 days off and driving me and my batshit mother to get my dad the day he gets out. So...
yeah...
quid pro quo wins the day. :kingmeh:
At least you got each other's backs... that's the most important thing.
...after all we've been through, you're so right--it's either that or the highway I guess.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 12, 2010, 08:49:32 PM
I feel lucky to have in-laws who are just annoying. Sucks to have in-laws who are annoying AND are assholes.
My mother in law has choosen mine and thetis's anniversity
to accept some highschool losers hand in marriage. Hello crazy lady its not really the same if you know about the ring before hand. Fuck, now I know how pagans feel about christmas
Then almost went off the deep end when it was suggested we might not go