You can join MY church for the low low price of some roadkill.
Will a feast be made from it?
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 12, 2010, 07:05:30 PM
Will a feast be made from it?
From the rancid meat yes, but each supplicant will be required to wear the uncured hide of his or hers offering as a hat or robe.
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 12, 2010, 07:06:47 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 12, 2010, 07:05:30 PM
Will a feast be made from it?
From the rancid meat yes, but each supplicant will be required to wear the uncured hide of his or hers offering as a hat or robe.
Sounds like fun, but I will not eat of squirrel. I will have to find some other form of New England road kill. Maybe if I stop by Vermont on the way I can get some venison on the side of the road.
I'll bring a 'possum. Or maybe a nice fat raccoon.
Quote from: Phox on November 13, 2010, 03:32:22 AM
I'll bring a 'possum. Or maybe a nice fat raccoon.
Coyote will be pleased. He was remarking on how he wanted one.
I can possibly get a nice and tasty kangaroo. Those things have a fucking DEATHWISH and appear to WAIT until a car comes speeding past before jumping out in front it as some fucked up idea of a prank.
Most of what we get out here IS coyote. How acceptable is this to Coyote?
Quote from: Freeky on November 16, 2010, 02:49:43 AM
Most of what we get out here IS coyote. How acceptable is this to Coyote?
Very, he says that you must wear the untanned hide against your skin for a fortnight.
If I find any, I'll be sure to do so.
Is there a ranking system? A heirarchy of roadkill? Will I get better salvation if I give you a rabbit than if I give you a squirrel? Will I get guaranteed salvation if I give you a deer? Will I become God if I give you a pterodactyl?
Quote from: Epimetheus on November 16, 2010, 05:17:48 AM
Is there a ranking system? A heirarchy of roadkill? Will I get better salvation if I give you a rabbit than if I give you a squirrel? Will I get guaranteed salvation if I give you a deer? Will I become God if I give you a pterodactyl?
I think you would have to *be* god to provide such a thing.
Quote from: Epimetheus on November 16, 2010, 05:17:48 AM
Is there a ranking system? A heirarchy of roadkill? Will I get better salvation if I give you a rabbit than if I give you a squirrel? Will I get guaranteed salvation if I give you a deer? Will I become God if I give you a pterodactyl?
Maybe, possibly, no, and no.
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 16, 2010, 04:24:13 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on November 16, 2010, 05:17:48 AM
Is there a ranking system? A heirarchy of roadkill? Will I get better salvation if I give you a rabbit than if I give you a squirrel? Will I get guaranteed salvation if I give you a deer? Will I become God if I give you a pterodactyl?
Maybe, possibly, no, and no.
5 questions
4 answers
:asplode:
Coyote does not follow the law of fives. :lulz:
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 16, 2010, 09:35:59 PM
Coyote does not follow the law of fives. :lulz:
Don't worry, I understood which answered which. You don't consider any difference between a pterodactyl and a rabbit? I fart in your puny church's general direction.
Quote from: Epimetheus on November 17, 2010, 03:16:56 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 16, 2010, 09:35:59 PM
Coyote does not follow the law of fives. :lulz:
Don't worry, I understood which answered which. You don't consider any difference between a pterodactyl and a rabbit? I fart in your puny church's general direction.
Coyotes says if you can bring back a pterodactyl that you actually it with your car, you might get a prize.
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 17, 2010, 03:21:19 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on November 17, 2010, 03:16:56 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 16, 2010, 09:35:59 PM
Coyote does not follow the law of fives. :lulz:
Don't worry, I understood which answered which. You don't consider any difference between a pterodactyl and a rabbit? I fart in your puny church's general direction.
Coyotes says if you can bring back a pterodactyl that you actually it with your car, you might get a prize.
(http://i51.tinypic.com/vrd92b.jpg)
Quote from: Liam on November 17, 2010, 04:12:46 AM
is he ... is he ... mounting that car in a sexual manner there ?
LOOKSLIKEITTOME :lulz:
Sweet Merciful Fuck Magical Morris Minor Raping Pterodactyls!
PTERODACTYLS ARE LASCIVIOUS DEGENERATES.
They leave that out of the picture books.
Quote from: Liam on November 17, 2010, 04:12:46 AM
is he ... is he ... mounting that car in a sexual manner there ?
LOOKSLIKEITTOME :lulz:
Sweet Merciful Fuck Magical Morris Minor Triumph Herald Raping Pterodactyls!
Fixt.
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Xw5nv1AqL._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-76_AA300_SH20_OU01_.jpg)
http://www.amazon.com/Coyote-Blue-Novel-Christopher-Moore/dp/1416558470/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1289975018&sr=1-1
If you haven't already, I'd suggest it.
oh? Coyote might be reading something.
I've only read one of Christopher Moore's books, Fluke, but I can testify that he is a joy to read.
Oh fuck yes. I am going to see if the post library has a copy. Coyote pranking an unbeliever for the lulz. Maybe I will get some divine inspiration.
QuoteThe title of this book is pronounces kai-yo-tee blew. Readers who have a problem with pronunciation might want to read is silently the first time through
OH. FUCK. I am buying this shit I think.