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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Prince Glittersnatch III on November 15, 2010, 01:34:34 AM

Title: Dick Van Dyke Saved From Drowning by Porpoises...
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on November 15, 2010, 01:34:34 AM
No, REALLY.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2010/nov/11/dick-van-dyke-porpoises-rescue

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Dick Van Dyke Saved From Drowning by Porpoises...
Post by: Phox on November 15, 2010, 01:36:45 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on November 15, 2010, 01:34:34 AM
No, REALLY.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2010/nov/11/dick-van-dyke-porpoises-rescue

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Dick Van Dyke Saved From Drowning by Porpoises...
Post by: Telarus on November 15, 2010, 01:54:13 AM
HOLYSHIT

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Dick Van Dyke Saved From Drowning by Porpoises...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2010, 02:16:13 AM
This is another reason we should exterminate those ocean-going menaces.
Title: Re: Dick Van Dyke Saved From Drowning by Porpoises...
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on November 15, 2010, 02:45:02 AM
QuoteThe porpoises were unavailable for comment.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Dick Van Dyke Saved From Drowning by Porpoises...
Post by: AFK on November 15, 2010, 01:57:57 PM
Huh, didn't know he was still alive. 
Title: Re: Dick Van Dyke Saved From Drowning by Porpoises...
Post by: Suu on November 15, 2010, 02:05:51 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 15, 2010, 01:57:57 PM
Huh, didn't know he was still alive. 

Alive, but apparently not kickin'.
Title: Re: Dick Van Dyke Saved From Drowning by Porpoises...
Post by: Whatever on November 15, 2010, 02:32:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2010, 02:16:13 AM
This is another reason we should exterminate those ocean-going menaces.

You mean the humans? :lulz:

Or just almost dead comics who were granted hilarious in their day but haven't got enough sense to die now?
Title: Re: Dick Van Dyke Saved From Drowning by Porpoises...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2010, 03:01:40 PM
Quote from: Niamh on November 15, 2010, 02:32:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2010, 02:16:13 AM
This is another reason we should exterminate those ocean-going menaces.

You mean the humans? :lulz:

Or just almost dead comics who were granted hilarious in their day but haven't got enough sense to die now?

No, the fucking dolphins.  They're a navigational hazard, and they get in the way of Darwin.
Title: Re: Dick Van Dyke Saved From Drowning by Porpoises...
Post by: Suu on November 15, 2010, 03:13:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2010, 03:01:40 PM
Quote from: Niamh on November 15, 2010, 02:32:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2010, 02:16:13 AM
This is another reason we should exterminate those ocean-going menaces.

You mean the humans? :lulz:

Or just almost dead comics who were granted hilarious in their day but haven't got enough sense to die now?

No, the fucking dolphins.  They're a navigational hazard, and they get in the way of Darwin.

You and my brother would be best friends. He hates them. They chase the fish away.
Title: Re: Dick Van Dyke Saved From Drowning by Porpoises...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2010, 03:27:26 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 15, 2010, 03:13:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2010, 03:01:40 PM
Quote from: Niamh on November 15, 2010, 02:32:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2010, 02:16:13 AM
This is another reason we should exterminate those ocean-going menaces.

You mean the humans? :lulz:

Or just almost dead comics who were granted hilarious in their day but haven't got enough sense to die now?

No, the fucking dolphins.  They're a navigational hazard, and they get in the way of Darwin.

You and my brother would be best friends. He hates them. They chase the fish away.

ON PORPOISE!
Title: Re: Dick Van Dyke Saved From Drowning by Porpoises...
Post by: AFK on November 15, 2010, 03:30:10 PM
Dyke knew all would be well after he saw a Ray of hope. 
Title: Re: Dick Van Dyke Saved From Drowning by Porpoises...
Post by: Suu on November 15, 2010, 04:01:14 PM
You just had to come in and shark the thread, didn't you?
Title: Re: Dick Van Dyke Saved From Drowning by Porpoises...
Post by: AFK on November 15, 2010, 04:09:56 PM
Posting this thread, where I could read it, is like putting a baby gazelle in front of a cheetah and asking it to just keep strolling. 

RWHN,
nom, nom, nom.
Title: Re: Dick Van Dyke Saved From Drowning by Porpoises...
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on November 15, 2010, 04:10:44 PM
another thread ruined by puns  :cry: we need to set up a memorial
Title: Re: Dick Van Dyke Saved From Drowning by Porpoises...
Post by: Suu on November 15, 2010, 04:12:59 PM
Now now Fred, don't be so shellfish.
Title: Re: Dick Van Dyke Saved From Drowning by Porpoises...
Post by: AFK on November 15, 2010, 04:16:14 PM
I would like to state for the record that I didn't start it.

But to get back to the topic, I wonder if some kind of reality show will come out of this for Dick.  Maybe something on VH1.  Dyke of Love or something.  Or maybe he can get a gig doing Tuna commercials. 
Title: Re: Dick Van Dyke Saved From Drowning by Porpoises...
Post by: Suu on November 15, 2010, 04:28:22 PM
Dolphin Safe, just like Dick van Dyke?
Title: Re: Dick Van Dyke Saved From Drowning by Porpoises...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 15, 2010, 11:30:03 PM
I love living in the Strange Times!
Title: Re: Dick Van Dyke Saved From Drowning by Porpoises...
Post by: BadBeast on November 16, 2010, 06:56:33 AM
Did he mention whether any of the horny bastards hit on him?
(http://i748.photobucket.com/albums/xx128/ChuckFukmuk/GIFS/Dolphin.gif)
Title: Re: Dick Van Dyke Saved From Drowning by Porpoises...
Post by: BadBeast on November 17, 2010, 04:57:00 AM
I fucking hate dolphins. Swimming around like they own the fucking oceans. Eating all the fish. Laughing all the time. Grinning like paedophiles at a playgroup. Fuck the Tuna, catch the Dolphins, Can them up with tomato sauce. Use their tails as mudflaps for Lorries. Or catch them, train them, and use them as guide fish for blind whales.  :argh!:
Title: Re: Dick Van Dyke Saved From Drowning by Porpoises...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 17, 2010, 06:39:33 AM
I've heard that dolphin tastes kind of like cod-liver-oil-flavored beef.

It's kind of too bad.