No, REALLY.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2010/nov/11/dick-van-dyke-porpoises-rescue
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Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on November 15, 2010, 01:34:34 AM
No, REALLY.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2010/nov/11/dick-van-dyke-porpoises-rescue
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HOLYSHIT
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This is another reason we should exterminate those ocean-going menaces.
QuoteThe porpoises were unavailable for comment.
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Huh, didn't know he was still alive.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 15, 2010, 01:57:57 PM
Huh, didn't know he was still alive.
Alive, but apparently not kickin'.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2010, 02:16:13 AM
This is another reason we should exterminate those ocean-going menaces.
You mean the humans? :lulz:
Or just almost dead comics who were granted hilarious in their day but haven't got enough sense to die now?
Quote from: Niamh on November 15, 2010, 02:32:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2010, 02:16:13 AM
This is another reason we should exterminate those ocean-going menaces.
You mean the humans? :lulz:
Or just almost dead comics who were granted hilarious in their day but haven't got enough sense to die now?
No, the fucking dolphins. They're a navigational hazard, and they get in the way of Darwin.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2010, 03:01:40 PM
Quote from: Niamh on November 15, 2010, 02:32:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2010, 02:16:13 AM
This is another reason we should exterminate those ocean-going menaces.
You mean the humans? :lulz:
Or just almost dead comics who were granted hilarious in their day but haven't got enough sense to die now?
No, the fucking dolphins. They're a navigational hazard, and they get in the way of Darwin.
You and my brother would be best friends. He hates them. They chase the fish away.
Quote from: Suu on November 15, 2010, 03:13:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2010, 03:01:40 PM
Quote from: Niamh on November 15, 2010, 02:32:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2010, 02:16:13 AM
This is another reason we should exterminate those ocean-going menaces.
You mean the humans? :lulz:
Or just almost dead comics who were granted hilarious in their day but haven't got enough sense to die now?
No, the fucking dolphins. They're a navigational hazard, and they get in the way of Darwin.
You and my brother would be best friends. He hates them. They chase the fish away.
ON PORPOISE!
Dyke knew all would be well after he saw a Ray of hope.
You just had to come in and shark the thread, didn't you?
Posting this thread, where I could read it, is like putting a baby gazelle in front of a cheetah and asking it to just keep strolling.
RWHN,
nom, nom, nom.
another thread ruined by puns :cry: we need to set up a memorial
Now now Fred, don't be so shellfish.
I would like to state for the record that I didn't start it.
But to get back to the topic, I wonder if some kind of reality show will come out of this for Dick. Maybe something on VH1. Dyke of Love or something. Or maybe he can get a gig doing Tuna commercials.
Dolphin Safe, just like Dick van Dyke?
I love living in the Strange Times!
Did he mention whether any of the horny bastards hit on him?
(http://i748.photobucket.com/albums/xx128/ChuckFukmuk/GIFS/Dolphin.gif)
I fucking hate dolphins. Swimming around like they own the fucking oceans. Eating all the fish. Laughing all the time. Grinning like paedophiles at a playgroup. Fuck the Tuna, catch the Dolphins, Can them up with tomato sauce. Use their tails as mudflaps for Lorries. Or catch them, train them, and use them as guide fish for blind whales. :argh!:
I've heard that dolphin tastes kind of like cod-liver-oil-flavored beef.
It's kind of too bad.