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Dick Van Dyke Saved From Drowning by Porpoises...

Started by Prince Glittersnatch III, November 15, 2010, 01:34:34 AM

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Prince Glittersnatch III

November 15, 2010, 01:34:34 AM
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506 <---worst human being to ever live.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

Telarus

#2
November 15, 2010, 01:54:13 AM
HOLYSHIT

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Telarus, KSC,
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(0o)  Tender to the Edible Zen Garden, Ratcheting Metallic Sex Doll of The End Times,
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The Good Reverend Roger

#3
November 15, 2010, 02:16:13 AM
This is another reason we should exterminate those ocean-going menaces.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#4
November 15, 2010, 02:45:02 AM
QuoteThe porpoises were unavailable for comment.

:lulz:

AFK

#5
November 15, 2010, 01:57:57 PM
Huh, didn't know he was still alive. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

#6
November 15, 2010, 02:05:51 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 15, 2010, 01:57:57 PM
Huh, didn't know he was still alive. 

Alive, but apparently not kickin'.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Whatever

#7
November 15, 2010, 02:32:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2010, 02:16:13 AM
This is another reason we should exterminate those ocean-going menaces.

You mean the humans? :lulz:

Or just almost dead comics who were granted hilarious in their day but haven't got enough sense to die now?

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
November 15, 2010, 03:01:40 PM
Quote from: Niamh on November 15, 2010, 02:32:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2010, 02:16:13 AM
This is another reason we should exterminate those ocean-going menaces.

You mean the humans? :lulz:

Or just almost dead comics who were granted hilarious in their day but haven't got enough sense to die now?

No, the fucking dolphins.  They're a navigational hazard, and they get in the way of Darwin.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#9
November 15, 2010, 03:13:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2010, 03:01:40 PM
Quote from: Niamh on November 15, 2010, 02:32:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2010, 02:16:13 AM
This is another reason we should exterminate those ocean-going menaces.

You mean the humans? :lulz:

Or just almost dead comics who were granted hilarious in their day but haven't got enough sense to die now?

No, the fucking dolphins.  They're a navigational hazard, and they get in the way of Darwin.

You and my brother would be best friends. He hates them. They chase the fish away.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
November 15, 2010, 03:27:26 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 15, 2010, 03:13:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2010, 03:01:40 PM
Quote from: Niamh on November 15, 2010, 02:32:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2010, 02:16:13 AM
This is another reason we should exterminate those ocean-going menaces.

You mean the humans? :lulz:

Or just almost dead comics who were granted hilarious in their day but haven't got enough sense to die now?

No, the fucking dolphins.  They're a navigational hazard, and they get in the way of Darwin.

You and my brother would be best friends. He hates them. They chase the fish away.

ON PORPOISE!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

AFK

#11
November 15, 2010, 03:30:10 PM
Dyke knew all would be well after he saw a Ray of hope. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

#12
November 15, 2010, 04:01:14 PM
You just had to come in and shark the thread, didn't you?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

AFK

#13
November 15, 2010, 04:09:56 PM
Posting this thread, where I could read it, is like putting a baby gazelle in front of a cheetah and asking it to just keep strolling. 

RWHN,
nom, nom, nom.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#14
November 15, 2010, 04:10:44 PM
another thread ruined by puns  :cry: we need to set up a memorial
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