well actually one word and a compound word
ACCIDENTAL
REDWINGS
:omg:
:fap:
Someone wasn't paying attention to the lunar calendar...
:horrormirth::1fap:
Ewwwww....squishy.
well it's gotta happen to somebody, i guess.
[aini] blood is lube.[/aini]
:horrormirth:
:aaa:
She didn't give you the heads up?
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 30, 2010, 04:45:19 PM
:aaa:
She didn't give you the heads up?
apparently i caught her right at the moment when the magic begins.
Now you just need your brown wings and your green wings and you'll be a Super Sex PilotTM. You stud!
Quote from: postvex™ on November 30, 2010, 05:45:35 PM
apparently i caught her right at the moment when the magic begins.
Well, you know...
Sometimes the excessive force to the uhhh, yeah; will kick start the red tide.
:deadhorse:
\
(Example)
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on November 30, 2010, 05:49:37 PM
Now you just need your brown wings and your green wings and you'll be a Super Sex PilotTM. You stud!
:lulz:
Quote from: Xieante Antitheus on November 30, 2010, 06:09:02 PM
Well, you know...
Sometimes the excessive force to the uhhh, yeah; will kick start the red tide.
:deadhorse:
\
(Example)
:lulz:
So...what was your reaction?
Shriek of terror?
Burst of rage?
Or did you carry on as though everything was normal, nothing to see here folks nuh-uh ohgodohgodohgod?
just put a towel down and get on with it.
themenniss-
already has a motto.
Quote from: postvex™ on November 30, 2010, 05:45:35 PM
apparently i caught her right at the moment when the magic begins.
LOL well
I mean, if it wasn't badwrong until you knew, then actually was it at all?
Quote from: themenniss on November 30, 2010, 06:42:50 PM
just put a towel down and get on with it.
themenniss-
already has a motto.
I like this.
I was told once by a fellow that menstrual blood just makes it taste more like steak. He was a bit of a freak and he really loved steak. And oral when the bits are extra sensitive is verra nice. So in that situation it sort of worked out for everyone. Poor postvex, though. Not knowing what he was getting in to.
If revealed post-coitus, my reaction has mostly been, "Oh. Look at that. I'll start a load of laundry. Meet you in the shower?"
If revealed pre-, only the last sentence applies.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on November 30, 2010, 07:05:13 PM
If revealed post-coitus, my reaction has mostly been, "Oh. Look at that. I'll start a load of laundry. Meat you in the shower?"
If revealed pre-, only the last sentence applies.
Fix't
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on November 30, 2010, 07:05:13 PM
If revealed post-coitus, my reaction has mostly been, "Oh. Look at that. I'll start a load of laundry. Meet you in the shower?"
If revealed pre-, only the last sentence applies.
If only most men thought that way...
KUDOS!
As it turns out, Mrs LMNO finds menstrual sex to be uncomfortable for her, so this sort of thing doesn't happen very often.
Quote from: themenniss on November 30, 2010, 06:42:50 PM
just put a towel down and get on with it.
themenniss-
already has a motto.
this!
I accidentally redwinged Payne the other week.
Well thanks to my wife's surgery, that, like child-rearing, is no longer a possibility.
Of course, she's still healing and has some tender spots, so there isn't much of any kind of sex going on at the moment.
Fuck it, if I want the 'tang badly enough a little mess isn't gonna stand in my way.
ZOMG, Vex! You are unclean for seven days! I hope you have enough sick/vacation days saved up.
For some reason, the first thing I thought of when I read the OP was the Bible's take on the topic, "And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood ... if any man lie with her at all, and her flowers be upon him, he shall be unclean seven days; and all the bed whereon he lieth shall be unclean."
Looks like you're going to be needing a new bed, too.
Flowers. I love those Elizabethan euphemism. :lol:
Lmao.
Taco stamp.
Pretty flowers. Perfect for decorating those holiday gift cards...
Take that Martha Stewart!!!
Isn't this why you stick a pinky finger in first?
Sometimes it's dark.
Sometimes you're drunk.
Sometimes it's dark AND you're drunk and you really just don't care.
Quote from: Pastor-Mullah Zappathruster on November 30, 2010, 08:49:40 PM
ZOMG, Vex! You are unclean for seven days! I hope you have enough sick/vacation days saved up.
For some reason, the first thing I thought of when I read the OP was the Bible's take on the topic, "And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood ... if any man lie with her at all, and her flowers be upon him, he shall be unclean seven days; and all the bed whereon he lieth shall be unclean."
Looks like you're going to be needing a new bed, too.
Flowers. I love those Elizabethan euphemism. :lol:
Bed? Hahha. We rarely do this on the bed. I get new carpet!
Quote from: postvex™ on November 30, 2010, 11:02:06 PM
Quote from: Pastor-Mullah Zappathruster on November 30, 2010, 08:49:40 PM
ZOMG, Vex! You are unclean for seven days! I hope you have enough sick/vacation days saved up.
For some reason, the first thing I thought of when I read the OP was the Bible's take on the topic, "And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood ... if any man lie with her at all, and her flowers be upon him, he shall be unclean seven days; and all the bed whereon he lieth shall be unclean."
Looks like you're going to be needing a new bed, too.
Flowers. I love those Elizabethan euphemism. :lol:
Bed? Hahha. We rarely do this on the bed. I get new carpet!
:lmnuendo:
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on November 30, 2010, 05:49:37 PM
Now you just need your brown wings and your green wings and you'll be a Super Sex PilotTM. You stud!
I don't want to know what green wings are. :x
Also, I once got a nose bleed while going down on a chick. Is there a term for that?
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on December 01, 2010, 05:15:52 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on November 30, 2010, 05:49:37 PM
Now you just need your brown wings and your green wings and you'll be a Super Sex PilotTM. You stud!
I don't want to know what green wings are. :x
Also, I once got a nose bleed while going down on a chick. Is there a term for that?
She got a Rudolf?
I've been surreptitiously redwinged by a devious girl once, probably thinking that it would freak me out.
Quite the opposite. 8)
Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on December 01, 2010, 06:27:03 AM
I've been surreptitiously redwinged by a devious girl once, probably thinking that it would freak me out.
Quite the opposite. 8)
Me and my best Mate's 15 year old sister (I was only 16) were going at it hammer and tongs one night, in the dark, and went to sleep right after. Woke up in the wee small hours, and got up to have a piss, and the bed was like a butchers block! Put me right off sex completely..
Untill the next afternoon when we had another go! She said, "Well, I don't mind the mess if you don't" :evil:
Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on December 01, 2010, 06:27:03 AM
I've been surreptitiously redwinged by a devious girl once, probably thinking that it would freak me out.
Quite the opposite. 8)
:vom:
That happened to me once too, but I was almost violently sick.
Nothing surprises me, though. If there are people who enjoy bitter melon...
Quote from: Pastor-Mullah Zappathruster on November 30, 2010, 08:49:40 PM
For some reason, the first thing I thought of when I read the OP was the Bible's take on the topic, "And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood ... if any man lie with her at all, and her flowers be upon him, he shall be unclean seven days; and all the bed whereon he lieth shall be unclean."
well if the man and the woman are going at it, the bible is right you know, both the bed and the man will be pretty unclean. and respect if they keep it up for seven days.
it doesn't gross me out, but I wouldn't do oral. well, it might gross me out a tiny little bit, but not enough for it to be a big deal. usually it's the messiness that puts us off.
Quote from: BadBeast on December 01, 2010, 06:58:12 AM
Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on December 01, 2010, 06:27:03 AM
I've been surreptitiously redwinged by a devious girl once, probably thinking that it would freak me out.
Quite the opposite. 8)
Me and my best Mate's 15 year old sister (I was only 16) were going at it hammer and tongs one night, in the dark, and went to sleep right after. Woke up in the wee small hours, and got up to have a piss, and the bed was like a butchers block! Put me right off sex completely..
Untill the next afternoon when we had another go! She said, "Well, I don't mind the mess if you don't" :evil:
What did your friend think about the whole thing?
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on December 01, 2010, 05:15:52 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on November 30, 2010, 05:49:37 PM
Now you just need your brown wings and your green wings and you'll be a Super Sex PilotTM. You stud!
I don't want to know what green wings are. :x
Also, I once got a nose bleed while going down on a chick. Is there a term for that?
Yeast Infection. Re: Nosebleed, I've never heard of a term but I like the Rudolph idea.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 01, 2010, 05:00:28 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on December 01, 2010, 05:15:52 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on November 30, 2010, 05:49:37 PM
Now you just need your brown wings and your green wings and you'll be a Super Sex PilotTM. You stud!
I don't want to know what green wings are. :x
Also, I once got a nose bleed while going down on a chick. Is there a term for that?
Yeast Infection. Re: Nosebleed, I've never heard of a term but I like the Rudolph idea.
i could have happily grown old and died never knowing there was a term for that, or that anyone on the planet would do it.
Yeah, but some people have done it without knowing.
Unless you're talking about a major bakery outbreak.
Dear lord why do I keep clicking on this thread. And at lunch time. :x
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 01, 2010, 05:20:38 PM
Yeah, but some people have done it without knowing.
Unless you're talking about a major bakery outbreak.
women already make eggs and milk. There's a cake in there just waiting to be made.
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on December 01, 2010, 05:25:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 01, 2010, 05:20:38 PM
Yeah, but some people have done it without knowing.
Unless you're talking about a major bakery outbreak.
women already make eggs and milk. There's a cake in there just waiting to be made.
But it's already called pie!
That's right. And if Jani Lane says so, you know it's true.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 01, 2010, 06:08:01 PM
That's right. And if Jani Lane says so, you know it's true.
that dude's parents must have been real fucks to give him a name so bad he would change it to one even worse.
A rather dirty, rotten, filthy thing to do.
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on December 01, 2010, 05:25:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 01, 2010, 05:20:38 PM
Yeah, but some people have done it without knowing.
Unless you're talking about a major bakery outbreak.
women already make eggs and milk. There's a cake in there just waiting to be made.
:lulz:
That's where the down boys go. Go!
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 01, 2010, 05:55:07 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on December 01, 2010, 05:25:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 01, 2010, 05:20:38 PM
Yeah, but some people have done it without knowing.
Unless you're talking about a major bakery outbreak.
women already make eggs and milk. There's a cake in there just waiting to be made.
But it's already called pie!
For that time of the month tho...
Eh, I prefer to call it a strawberry muffin.
So muffin, pie, cake.... Girls are already made of sugar and spice, so I guess it all works...
I suppose it would be possible, at that time, to check "cherry danish" off of the checklist of retarded sexual maneuvers without ever having to punch someone in the nose.
(http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/54465/Comixed-com--new-funny-picture-site-/128941840135011789.jpg)
I just got the accidental read wings thing... Am I dense or retarded?
Quote from: geekdad on December 02, 2010, 11:40:14 AM
I just got the accidental read wings thing... Am I dense or retarded?
Took me a minute as well to be honest.
I was like... Red wings? Wtf Are re... oooh.
My favorite boots were made by Red Wing. Wtf.
the detroit redwings are shitty.
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on December 02, 2010, 01:24:53 PM
the detroit redwings are shitty.
Only if you don't wipe properly. Front to back, front to back.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 02, 2010, 01:28:47 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on December 02, 2010, 01:24:53 PM
the detroit redwings are shitty.
Only if you don't wipe properly. Front to back, front to back.
it's never occurred to me that there could be any other way to do it.
weird. and gross.
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on December 02, 2010, 01:24:53 PM
the detroit redwings are shitty.
NO YUORE SHITTY.
Srsly though, people in Florida don't get to criticize hockey teams from places where they actually have ice.
How many of Lord Stanley's cups has YOUR team won?
Quote from: Abraxas on December 02, 2010, 02:49:53 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on December 02, 2010, 01:24:53 PM
the detroit redwings are shitty.
NO YUORE SHITTY.
Srsly though, people in Florida don't get to criticize hockey teams from places where they actually have ice.
How many of Lord Stanley's cups has YOUR team won?
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2196/2603039559_d3697836c1.jpg)
Then it was followed by the strike so...
Get it? Lightning? Strike?!
Not as many as the Montreal Canadiens.
Yes, I know, out of context. But I gotta put a plug in for my team when I can.
Hey, we got our one. Just like our one Super Bowl and our failed attempt at the World Series.
The Lightning don't totally suck at least, and I do like the Canadiens because they've always been crazy.
Quote from: Abraxas on December 02, 2010, 02:49:53 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on December 02, 2010, 01:24:53 PM
the detroit redwings are shitty.
NO YUORE SHITTY.
Srsly though, people in Florida don't get to criticize hockey teams from places where they actually have ice.
How many of Lord Stanley's cups has YOUR team won?
HEY WE HAVE HOCKEY HERE. granted, the ice has to be man made, or shipped in using slave penguin labor (im unclear on which is the current method)
our team sucks though sooo... you win.
Quote from: Suu on December 02, 2010, 03:10:56 PM
Hey, we got our one. Just like our one Super Bowl and our failed attempt at the World Series.
The Lightning don't totally suck at least, and I do like the Canadiens because they've always been crazy.
:crankey:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1997_World_Series
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on December 02, 2010, 03:18:34 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 02, 2010, 03:10:56 PM
Hey, we got our one. Just like our one Super Bowl and our failed attempt at the World Series.
The Lightning don't totally suck at least, and I do like the Canadiens because they've always been crazy.
:crankey:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1997_World_Series
FUCK YOU, EAST COASTER. AND FUCK YOUR FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT TEAM AND FUCK WAYNE HUIZENGA AND FUCK BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO. THE TEAM WAS OURS FIRST. WE HAD THE STADIUM, BUT YOU HAD THAT FUCKING DUMP JOE ROBBIE YOU STUCK THE MOTHERFUCKERS IN.
I refuse to allow a thread I started to degenerate into sports talk.
THIS THREAD IS ABOUT BLEEDING VAGINAS AND THE MEN (or women) WHO ACCIDENTALLY LOVE THEM.
Considering that Florida baseball teams are essentially bleeding vaginas, I think it was rather on-topic.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 02, 2010, 03:32:10 PM
Considering that Florida baseball teams are essentially bleeding vaginas, I think it was rather on-topic.
I was about to say the same thing about Red Sox fans.
Quote from: postvex™ on December 02, 2010, 03:28:38 PM
I refuse to allow a thread I started to degenerate into sports talk.
THIS THREAD IS ABOUT BLEEDING VAGINAS AND THE MEN (or women) WHO ACCIDENTALLY LOVE THEM.
Quote from: Lysergic on December 02, 2010, 11:44:07 AM
Quote from: geekdad on December 02, 2010, 11:40:14 AM
I just got the accidental read wings thing... Am I dense or retarded?
Took me a minute as well to be honest.
I was like... Red wings? Wtf Are re... oooh.
What's wings got to do with it any way, they ought to call it "red wang".
Quote from: Suu on December 02, 2010, 03:23:34 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on December 02, 2010, 03:18:34 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 02, 2010, 03:10:56 PM
Hey, we got our one. Just like our one Super Bowl and our failed attempt at the World Series.
The Lightning don't totally suck at least, and I do like the Canadiens because they've always been crazy.
:crankey:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1997_World_Series
FUCK YOU, EAST COASTER. AND FUCK YOUR FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT TEAM AND FUCK WAYNE HUIZENGA AND FUCK BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO. THE TEAM WAS OURS FIRST. WE HAD THE STADIUM, BUT YOU HAD THAT FUCKING DUMP JOE ROBBIE YOU STUCK THE MOTHERFUCKERS IN.
ah Florida. just big enough, and with the convenient feature of having 2 separate coasts, to allow hatred of fellow residents for the simply mistake of living on one side or the other.
and really, fuck Miami. cut the fucker off and let it float away.
we now return to your semi-regularly scheduled menstruation.
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on December 02, 2010, 03:36:46 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 02, 2010, 03:23:34 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on December 02, 2010, 03:18:34 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 02, 2010, 03:10:56 PM
Hey, we got our one. Just like our one Super Bowl and our failed attempt at the World Series.
The Lightning don't totally suck at least, and I do like the Canadiens because they've always been crazy.
:crankey:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1997_World_Series
FUCK YOU, EAST COASTER. AND FUCK YOUR FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT TEAM AND FUCK WAYNE HUIZENGA AND FUCK BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO. THE TEAM WAS OURS FIRST. WE HAD THE STADIUM, BUT YOU HAD THAT FUCKING DUMP JOE ROBBIE YOU STUCK THE MOTHERFUCKERS IN.
ah Florida. just big enough, and with the convenient feature of having 2 separate coasts, to allow hatred of fellow residents for the simply mistake of living on one side or the other.
and really, fuck Miami. cut the fucker off and let it float away.
we now return to your semi-regularly scheduled menstruation.
You also live in Jacksonville which isn't Florida. It's just a trashy overpopulated extension of Georgia.
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 02, 2010, 03:35:57 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on December 02, 2010, 11:44:07 AM
Quote from: geekdad on December 02, 2010, 11:40:14 AM
I just got the accidental read wings thing... Am I dense or retarded?
Took me a minute as well to be honest.
I was like... Red wings? Wtf Are re... oooh.
What's wings got to do with it any way, they ought to call it "red wang".
Redwings do not involve the wang.
Quote from: postvex™ on December 02, 2010, 03:39:45 PM
Redwings do not involve the wang.
Eh? Then what have we been talking about, ITT? :?
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 02, 2010, 03:40:48 PM
Quote from: postvex™ on December 02, 2010, 03:39:45 PM
Redwings do not involve the wang.
Eh? Then what have we been talking about, ITT? :?
Red wings involve the tongue. And the face in general.
Quote from: Suu on December 02, 2010, 03:38:03 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on December 02, 2010, 03:36:46 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 02, 2010, 03:23:34 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on December 02, 2010, 03:18:34 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 02, 2010, 03:10:56 PM
Hey, we got our one. Just like our one Super Bowl and our failed attempt at the World Series.
The Lightning don't totally suck at least, and I do like the Canadiens because they've always been crazy.
:crankey:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1997_World_Series
FUCK YOU, EAST COASTER. AND FUCK YOUR FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT TEAM AND FUCK WAYNE HUIZENGA AND FUCK BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO. THE TEAM WAS OURS FIRST. WE HAD THE STADIUM, BUT YOU HAD THAT FUCKING DUMP JOE ROBBIE YOU STUCK THE MOTHERFUCKERS IN.
ah Florida. just big enough, and with the convenient feature of having 2 separate coasts, to allow hatred of fellow residents for the simply mistake of living on one side or the other.
and really, fuck Miami. cut the fucker off and let it float away.
we now return to your semi-regularly scheduled menstruation.
You also live in Jacksonville which isn't Florida. It's just a trashy overpopulated extension of Georgia.
why must you continue to twist the knife?
that's like reminding someone that has a bloody vagina every day that they have a bloody vagina every day.
(trying to keep it on topic)
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on December 02, 2010, 03:41:32 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 02, 2010, 03:38:03 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on December 02, 2010, 03:36:46 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 02, 2010, 03:23:34 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on December 02, 2010, 03:18:34 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 02, 2010, 03:10:56 PM
Hey, we got our one. Just like our one Super Bowl and our failed attempt at the World Series.
The Lightning don't totally suck at least, and I do like the Canadiens because they've always been crazy.
:crankey:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1997_World_Series
FUCK YOU, EAST COASTER. AND FUCK YOUR FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT TEAM AND FUCK WAYNE HUIZENGA AND FUCK BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO. THE TEAM WAS OURS FIRST. WE HAD THE STADIUM, BUT YOU HAD THAT FUCKING DUMP JOE ROBBIE YOU STUCK THE MOTHERFUCKERS IN.
ah Florida. just big enough, and with the convenient feature of having 2 separate coasts, to allow hatred of fellow residents for the simply mistake of living on one side or the other.
and really, fuck Miami. cut the fucker off and let it float away.
we now return to your semi-regularly scheduled menstruation.
You also live in Jacksonville which isn't Florida. It's just a trashy overpopulated extension of Georgia.
why must you continue to twist the knife?
that's like reminding someone that has a bloody vagina every day that they have a bloody vagina every day.
(trying to keep it on topic)
Jacksonville is the bloody vag of Florida.
(How's that?)
ACCIDENTALLY SPACE DOCKING
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 02, 2010, 03:40:48 PM
Quote from: postvex™ on December 02, 2010, 03:39:45 PM
Redwings do not involve the wang.
Eh? Then what have we been talking about, ITT? :?
Cunnilingus performed on a menstruating woman.
Quote from: Cramulus on December 02, 2010, 03:45:10 PM
ACCIDENTALLY SPACE DOCKING
Now you're just being gross.
Quote from: Suu on December 02, 2010, 03:42:24 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on December 02, 2010, 03:41:32 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 02, 2010, 03:38:03 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on December 02, 2010, 03:36:46 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 02, 2010, 03:23:34 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on December 02, 2010, 03:18:34 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 02, 2010, 03:10:56 PM
Hey, we got our one. Just like our one Super Bowl and our failed attempt at the World Series.
The Lightning don't totally suck at least, and I do like the Canadiens because they've always been crazy.
:crankey:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1997_World_Series
FUCK YOU, EAST COASTER. AND FUCK YOUR FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT TEAM AND FUCK WAYNE HUIZENGA AND FUCK BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO. THE TEAM WAS OURS FIRST. WE HAD THE STADIUM, BUT YOU HAD THAT FUCKING DUMP JOE ROBBIE YOU STUCK THE MOTHERFUCKERS IN.
ah Florida. just big enough, and with the convenient feature of having 2 separate coasts, to allow hatred of fellow residents for the simply mistake of living on one side or the other.
and really, fuck Miami. cut the fucker off and let it float away.
we now return to your semi-regularly scheduled menstruation.
You also live in Jacksonville which isn't Florida. It's just a trashy overpopulated extension of Georgia.
why must you continue to twist the knife?
that's like reminding someone that has a bloody vagina every day that they have a bloody vagina every day.
(trying to keep it on topic)
Jacksonville is the bloody vag of Florida.
(How's that?)
that would make orlando the taint and tampa bay/st pete the gaping asshole.
Quote from: Cramulus on December 02, 2010, 03:45:10 PM
ACCIDENTALLY SPACE DOCKING
i had to google that and the result of that search means I'm not going to be having lunch today and that I will never ever google anything that you say ever again. I'll just nod to myself like I already know it's going to be bad, and I'm ok with not knowing.
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on December 02, 2010, 03:48:50 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 02, 2010, 03:42:24 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on December 02, 2010, 03:41:32 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 02, 2010, 03:38:03 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on December 02, 2010, 03:36:46 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 02, 2010, 03:23:34 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on December 02, 2010, 03:18:34 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 02, 2010, 03:10:56 PM
Hey, we got our one. Just like our one Super Bowl and our failed attempt at the World Series.
The Lightning don't totally suck at least, and I do like the Canadiens because they've always been crazy.
:crankey:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1997_World_Series
FUCK YOU, EAST COASTER. AND FUCK YOUR FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT TEAM AND FUCK WAYNE HUIZENGA AND FUCK BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO. THE TEAM WAS OURS FIRST. WE HAD THE STADIUM, BUT YOU HAD THAT FUCKING DUMP JOE ROBBIE YOU STUCK THE MOTHERFUCKERS IN.
ah Florida. just big enough, and with the convenient feature of having 2 separate coasts, to allow hatred of fellow residents for the simply mistake of living on one side or the other.
and really, fuck Miami. cut the fucker off and let it float away.
we now return to your semi-regularly scheduled menstruation.
You also live in Jacksonville which isn't Florida. It's just a trashy overpopulated extension of Georgia.
why must you continue to twist the knife?
that's like reminding someone that has a bloody vagina every day that they have a bloody vagina every day.
(trying to keep it on topic)
Jacksonville is the bloody vag of Florida.
(How's that?)
that would make orlando the taint and tampa bay/st pete the gaping asshole.
No way dude, everyone knows that Tampa Bay is that little flap of skin accidentally left over from circumcision.
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on December 02, 2010, 03:51:46 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on December 02, 2010, 03:45:10 PM
ACCIDENTALLY SPACE DOCKING
i had to google that and the result of that search means I'm not going to be having lunch today and that I will never ever google anything that you say ever again. I'll just nod to myself like I already know it's going to be bad, and I'm ok with not knowing.
CRAM WINS AN INTERNET.
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on December 02, 2010, 03:51:46 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on December 02, 2010, 03:45:10 PM
ACCIDENTALLY SPACE DOCKING
i had to google that and the result of that search means I'm not going to be having lunch today and that I will never ever google anything that you say ever again. I'll just nod to myself like I already know it's going to be bad, and I'm ok with not knowing.
Welcome to PD.COM!
ETA: Soyuz never heard of that before eh?
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 02, 2010, 04:04:22 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on December 02, 2010, 03:51:46 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on December 02, 2010, 03:45:10 PM
ACCIDENTALLY SPACE DOCKING
i had to google that and the result of that search means I'm not going to be having lunch today and that I will never ever google anything that you say ever again. I'll just nod to myself like I already know it's going to be bad, and I'm ok with not knowing.
Welcome to PD.COM!
ETA: Soyuz never heard of that before eh?
was I aware that something vaguely like that is practiced by the sorts of people I never want to meet? yes. the internet means never again being surprised by humans and what they're capable of.
did I know what it was called? nope. and now I'll never be able to watch any show where someone docks their space ship again without thinking about it.
Then we're doing it right.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 02, 2010, 04:04:22 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on December 02, 2010, 03:51:46 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on December 02, 2010, 03:45:10 PM
ACCIDENTALLY SPACE DOCKING
i had to google that and the result of that search means I'm not going to be having lunch today and that I will never ever google anything that you say ever again. I'll just nod to myself like I already know it's going to be bad, and I'm ok with not knowing.
Welcome to PD.COM!
ETA: Soyuz never heard of that before eh?
This is actually a double pun. Soyuz is the Russian word for union.
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on December 02, 2010, 04:14:41 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 02, 2010, 04:04:22 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on December 02, 2010, 03:51:46 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on December 02, 2010, 03:45:10 PM
ACCIDENTALLY SPACE DOCKING
i had to google that and the result of that search means I'm not going to be having lunch today and that I will never ever google anything that you say ever again. I'll just nod to myself like I already know it's going to be bad, and I'm ok with not knowing.
Welcome to PD.COM!
ETA: Soyuz never heard of that before eh?
was I aware that something vaguely like that is practiced by the sorts of people I never want to meet? yes. the internet means never again being surprised by humans and what they're capable of.
did I know what it was called? nope. and now I'll never be able to watch any show where someone docks their space ship again without thinking about it.
-20 Internets for shunning the pun.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 02, 2010, 04:21:34 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 02, 2010, 04:04:22 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on December 02, 2010, 03:51:46 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on December 02, 2010, 03:45:10 PM
ACCIDENTALLY SPACE DOCKING
i had to google that and the result of that search means I'm not going to be having lunch today and that I will never ever google anything that you say ever again. I'll just nod to myself like I already know it's going to be bad, and I'm ok with not knowing.
Welcome to PD.COM!
ETA: Soyuz never heard of that before eh?
This is actually a double pun. Soyuz is the Russian word for union.
You get 15 of the Internets I took from the Pickle. The other 5 I'm donating to charity.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 02, 2010, 04:24:37 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on December 02, 2010, 04:14:41 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 02, 2010, 04:04:22 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on December 02, 2010, 03:51:46 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on December 02, 2010, 03:45:10 PM
ACCIDENTALLY SPACE DOCKING
i had to google that and the result of that search means I'm not going to be having lunch today and that I will never ever google anything that you say ever again. I'll just nod to myself like I already know it's going to be bad, and I'm ok with not knowing.
Welcome to PD.COM!
ETA: Soyuz never heard of that before eh?
was I aware that something vaguely like that is practiced by the sorts of people I never want to meet? yes. the internet means never again being surprised by humans and what they're capable of.
did I know what it was called? nope. and now I'll never be able to watch any show where someone docks their space ship again without thinking about it.
-20 Internets for shunning the pun.
didn't mean to shun the pun. my russian is non-existant.
well played sir, well played.
I understand, a mir oversight.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 02, 2010, 04:25:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 02, 2010, 04:21:34 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 02, 2010, 04:04:22 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on December 02, 2010, 03:51:46 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on December 02, 2010, 03:45:10 PM
ACCIDENTALLY SPACE DOCKING
i had to google that and the result of that search means I'm not going to be having lunch today and that I will never ever google anything that you say ever again. I'll just nod to myself like I already know it's going to be bad, and I'm ok with not knowing.
Welcome to PD.COM!
ETA: Soyuz never heard of that before eh?
This is actually a double pun. Soyuz is the Russian word for union.
You get 15 of the Internets I took from the Pickle. The other 5 I'm donating to charity.
YAY!
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 02, 2010, 04:27:01 PM
I understand, a mir oversight.
You have yet to find a worthy Challenger.
Oshi- I could riff on that one all day. But I don't want to piss of Vex any more than I probably already have. :mrgreen:
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 02, 2010, 04:29:00 PM
Oshi- I could riff on that one all day. But I don't want to piss of Vex any more than I probably already have. :mrgreen:
Puns are fine. Anything is fine, except sports.
Quote from: Sir Coyote on December 02, 2010, 03:45:42 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 02, 2010, 03:40:48 PM
Quote from: postvex™ on December 02, 2010, 03:39:45 PM
Redwings do not involve the wang.
Eh? Then what have we been talking about, ITT? :?
Cunnilingus performed on a menstruating woman.
Oh. From the initial responses I assumed we were talking about sticking the dick in a bloody cunt.
Then my other response a few pages back doesn't make much sense either.
Quote from: Suu on December 02, 2010, 03:05:23 PM
Quote from: Abraxas on December 02, 2010, 02:49:53 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on December 02, 2010, 01:24:53 PM
the detroit redwings are shitty.
NO YUORE SHITTY.
Srsly though, people in Florida don't get to criticize hockey teams from places where they actually have ice.
How many of Lord Stanley's cups has YOUR team won?
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2196/2603039559_d3697836c1.jpg)
Then it was followed by the strike so...
Get it? Lightning? Strike?!
So, one.
Or, put another way, a whole fuckton fewer than the Red Wings.
Also, muffmunching IS a sport.
At least, if you're doing it right it is.
Quote from: Abraxas on December 02, 2010, 06:45:41 PM
Also, muffmunching IS a sport.
At least, if you're doing it right it is.
Brings new meaning to the phrase, "Attempting a two-point conversion".
And penetrating the crease.
That depends if you're a tight end or a wide receiver.
Oh, we could go on all day.
Either way, I think a good full-back is vital.