I have 3 words for you spags.

[Suu]

Flowers.  I love those Elizabethan euphemism. 

Nope, Roman.

[Iason Ouabache]

Now you just need your brown wings and your green wings and you'll be a Super Sex Pilot^TM. You stud!

I don't want to know what green wings are. 

Also, I once got a nose bleed while going down on a chick. Is there a term for that?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Now you just need your brown wings and your green wings and you'll be a Super Sex Pilot^TM. You stud!

I don't want to know what green wings are. 

Also, I once got a nose bleed while going down on a chick. Is there a term for that?

She got a Rudolf?

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I've been surreptitiously redwinged by a devious girl once, probably thinking that it would freak me out.

Quite the opposite.

[BadBeast]

I've been surreptitiously redwinged by a devious girl once, probably thinking that it would freak me out.

Quite the opposite.

Me and my best Mate's 15 year old sister (I was only 16) were going at it hammer and tongs one night, in the dark, and went to sleep right after. Woke up in the wee small hours, and got up to have a piss, and the bed was like a butchers block! Put me right off sex completely..




Untill the next afternoon when we had another go!  She said, "Well, I don't mind the mess if you don't"  

[Jasper]

I've been surreptitiously redwinged by a devious girl once, probably thinking that it would freak me out.

Quite the opposite.

That happened to me once too, but I was almost violently sick. 

Nothing surprises me, though.  If there are people who enjoy bitter melon...

[Triple Zero]

For some reason, the first thing I thought of when I read the OP was the Bible's take on the topic, "And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood ... if any man lie with her at all, and her flowers be upon him, he shall be unclean seven days; and all the bed whereon he lieth shall be unclean."

well if the man and the woman are going at it, the bible is right you know, both the bed and the man will be pretty unclean. and respect if they keep it up for seven days.

it doesn't gross me out, but I wouldn't do oral. well, it might gross me out a tiny little bit, but not enough for it to be a big deal. usually it's the messiness that puts us off.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I've been surreptitiously redwinged by a devious girl once, probably thinking that it would freak me out.

Quite the opposite.

Me and my best Mate's 15 year old sister (I was only 16) were going at it hammer and tongs one night, in the dark, and went to sleep right after. Woke up in the wee small hours, and got up to have a piss, and the bed was like a butchers block! Put me right off sex completely..




Untill the next afternoon when we had another go!  She said, "Well, I don't mind the mess if you don't"  

What did your friend think about the whole thing?

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Now you just need your brown wings and your green wings and you'll be a Super Sex Pilot^TM. You stud!

I don't want to know what green wings are. 

Also, I once got a nose bleed while going down on a chick. Is there a term for that?

Yeast Infection. Re: Nosebleed, I've never heard of a term but I like the Rudolph idea.

[Disco Pickle]

Now you just need your brown wings and your green wings and you'll be a Super Sex Pilot^TM. You stud!

I don't want to know what green wings are. 

Also, I once got a nose bleed while going down on a chick. Is there a term for that?

Yeast Infection. Re: Nosebleed, I've never heard of a term but I like the Rudolph idea.

i could have happily grown old and died never knowing there was a term for that, or that anyone on the planet would do it.

[LMNO]

Yeah, but some people have done it without knowing.

Unless you're talking about a major bakery outbreak.

[AFK]

Dear lord why do I keep clicking on this thread.  And at lunch time.   

[Disco Pickle]

Yeah, but some people have done it without knowing.

Unless you're talking about a major bakery outbreak.

women already make eggs and milk.  There's a cake in there just waiting to be made.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Yeah, but some people have done it without knowing.

Unless you're talking about a major bakery outbreak.

women already make eggs and milk.  There's a cake in there just waiting to be made.

But it's already called pie!

[AFK]

That's right.  And if Jani Lane says so, you know it's true.