I have 3 words for you spags.

[Suu]

the detroit redwings are shitty.

NO YUORE SHITTY.

Srsly though, people in Florida don't get to criticize hockey teams from places where they actually have ice.

How many of Lord Stanley's cups has YOUR team won?

Then it was followed by the strike so...





Get it? Lightning? Strike?!

[AFK]

Not as many as the Montreal Canadiens. 

Yes, I know, out of context.  But I gotta put a plug in for my team when I can. 

[Suu]

Hey, we got our one. Just like our one Super Bowl and our failed attempt at the World Series.

The Lightning don't totally suck at least, and I do like the Canadiens because they've always been crazy.

[Disco Pickle]

the detroit redwings are shitty.

NO YUORE SHITTY.

Srsly though, people in Florida don't get to criticize hockey teams from places where they actually have ice.

How many of Lord Stanley's cups has YOUR team won?

HEY WE HAVE HOCKEY HERE.  granted, the ice has to be man made, or shipped in using slave penguin labor (im unclear on which is the current method)

our team sucks though sooo...  you win.

[Disco Pickle]

Hey, we got our one. Just like our one Super Bowl and our failed attempt at the World Series.

The Lightning don't totally suck at least, and I do like the Canadiens because they've always been crazy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1997_World_Series

[Suu]

Hey, we got our one. Just like our one Super Bowl and our failed attempt at the World Series.

The Lightning don't totally suck at least, and I do like the Canadiens because they've always been crazy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1997_World_Series

FUCK YOU, EAST COASTER. AND FUCK YOUR FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT TEAM AND FUCK WAYNE HUIZENGA AND FUCK BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO. THE TEAM WAS OURS FIRST. WE HAD THE STADIUM, BUT YOU HAD THAT FUCKING DUMP JOE ROBBIE YOU STUCK THE MOTHERFUCKERS IN.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

I refuse to allow a thread I started to degenerate into sports talk.

THIS THREAD IS ABOUT BLEEDING VAGINAS AND THE MEN (or women) WHO ACCIDENTALLY LOVE THEM.

[LMNO]

Considering that Florida baseball teams are essentially bleeding vaginas, I think it was rather on-topic.

[Suu]

Considering that Florida baseball teams are essentially bleeding vaginas, I think it was rather on-topic.

I was about to say the same thing about Red Sox fans.

[Don Coyote]

I refuse to allow a thread I started to degenerate into sports talk.

THIS THREAD IS ABOUT BLEEDING VAGINAS AND THE MEN (or women) WHO ACCIDENTALLY LOVE THEM.

[Triple Zero]

I just got the accidental read wings thing... Am I dense or retarded?

Took me a minute as well to be honest.

I was like... Red wings? Wtf Are re... oooh.

What's wings got to do with it any way, they ought to call it "red wang".

[Disco Pickle]

Hey, we got our one. Just like our one Super Bowl and our failed attempt at the World Series.

The Lightning don't totally suck at least, and I do like the Canadiens because they've always been crazy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1997_World_Series

FUCK YOU, EAST COASTER. AND FUCK YOUR FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT TEAM AND FUCK WAYNE HUIZENGA AND FUCK BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO. THE TEAM WAS OURS FIRST. WE HAD THE STADIUM, BUT YOU HAD THAT FUCKING DUMP JOE ROBBIE YOU STUCK THE MOTHERFUCKERS IN.

ah Florida.  just big enough, and with the convenient feature of having 2 separate coasts, to allow hatred of fellow residents for the simply mistake of living on one side or the other.  

and really, fuck Miami.  cut the fucker off and let it float away.

we now return to your semi-regularly scheduled menstruation.

[Suu]

Hey, we got our one. Just like our one Super Bowl and our failed attempt at the World Series.

The Lightning don't totally suck at least, and I do like the Canadiens because they've always been crazy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1997_World_Series

FUCK YOU, EAST COASTER. AND FUCK YOUR FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT TEAM AND FUCK WAYNE HUIZENGA AND FUCK BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO. THE TEAM WAS OURS FIRST. WE HAD THE STADIUM, BUT YOU HAD THAT FUCKING DUMP JOE ROBBIE YOU STUCK THE MOTHERFUCKERS IN.

ah Florida.  just big enough, and with the convenient feature of having 2 separate coasts, to allow hatred of fellow residents for the simply mistake of living on one side or the other.  

and really, fuck Miami.  cut the fucker off and let it float away.

we now return to your semi-regularly scheduled menstruation.

You also live in Jacksonville which isn't Florida. It's just a trashy overpopulated extension of Georgia.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

I just got the accidental read wings thing... Am I dense or retarded?

Took me a minute as well to be honest.

I was like... Red wings? Wtf Are re... oooh.

What's wings got to do with it any way, they ought to call it "red wang".

Redwings do not involve the wang.

[Triple Zero]

Redwings do not involve the wang.

Eh? Then what have we been talking about, ITT?