I have 3 words for you spags.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

Redwings do not involve the wang.

Eh? Then what have we been talking about, ITT?

Red wings involve the tongue. And the face in general.

[Disco Pickle]

Hey, we got our one. Just like our one Super Bowl and our failed attempt at the World Series.

The Lightning don't totally suck at least, and I do like the Canadiens because they've always been crazy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1997_World_Series

FUCK YOU, EAST COASTER. AND FUCK YOUR FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT TEAM AND FUCK WAYNE HUIZENGA AND FUCK BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO. THE TEAM WAS OURS FIRST. WE HAD THE STADIUM, BUT YOU HAD THAT FUCKING DUMP JOE ROBBIE YOU STUCK THE MOTHERFUCKERS IN.

ah Florida.  just big enough, and with the convenient feature of having 2 separate coasts, to allow hatred of fellow residents for the simply mistake of living on one side or the other.  

and really, fuck Miami.  cut the fucker off and let it float away.

we now return to your semi-regularly scheduled menstruation.

You also live in Jacksonville which isn't Florida. It's just a trashy overpopulated extension of Georgia.

why must you continue to twist the knife?  

that's like reminding someone that has a bloody vagina every day that they have a bloody vagina every day.

(trying to keep it on topic)

[Suu]

Hey, we got our one. Just like our one Super Bowl and our failed attempt at the World Series.

The Lightning don't totally suck at least, and I do like the Canadiens because they've always been crazy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1997_World_Series

FUCK YOU, EAST COASTER. AND FUCK YOUR FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT TEAM AND FUCK WAYNE HUIZENGA AND FUCK BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO. THE TEAM WAS OURS FIRST. WE HAD THE STADIUM, BUT YOU HAD THAT FUCKING DUMP JOE ROBBIE YOU STUCK THE MOTHERFUCKERS IN.

ah Florida.  just big enough, and with the convenient feature of having 2 separate coasts, to allow hatred of fellow residents for the simply mistake of living on one side or the other.  

and really, fuck Miami.  cut the fucker off and let it float away.

we now return to your semi-regularly scheduled menstruation.

You also live in Jacksonville which isn't Florida. It's just a trashy overpopulated extension of Georgia.

why must you continue to twist the knife?  

that's like reminding someone that has a bloody vagina every day that they have a bloody vagina every day.

(trying to keep it on topic)

Jacksonville is the bloody vag of Florida.

(How's that?)

[Cramulus]

ACCIDENTALLY SPACE DOCKING

[Don Coyote]

Redwings do not involve the wang.

Eh? Then what have we been talking about, ITT?

Cunnilingus performed on a menstruating woman.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

ACCIDENTALLY SPACE DOCKING

Now you're just being gross.

[Disco Pickle]

Hey, we got our one. Just like our one Super Bowl and our failed attempt at the World Series.

The Lightning don't totally suck at least, and I do like the Canadiens because they've always been crazy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1997_World_Series

FUCK YOU, EAST COASTER. AND FUCK YOUR FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT TEAM AND FUCK WAYNE HUIZENGA AND FUCK BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO. THE TEAM WAS OURS FIRST. WE HAD THE STADIUM, BUT YOU HAD THAT FUCKING DUMP JOE ROBBIE YOU STUCK THE MOTHERFUCKERS IN.

ah Florida.  just big enough, and with the convenient feature of having 2 separate coasts, to allow hatred of fellow residents for the simply mistake of living on one side or the other.  

and really, fuck Miami.  cut the fucker off and let it float away.

we now return to your semi-regularly scheduled menstruation.

You also live in Jacksonville which isn't Florida. It's just a trashy overpopulated extension of Georgia.

why must you continue to twist the knife?  

that's like reminding someone that has a bloody vagina every day that they have a bloody vagina every day.

(trying to keep it on topic)

Jacksonville is the bloody vag of Florida.

(How's that?)

that would make orlando the taint and tampa bay/st pete the gaping asshole.

[Disco Pickle]

ACCIDENTALLY SPACE DOCKING

i had to google that and the result of that search means I'm not going to be having lunch today and that I will never ever google anything that you say ever again.  I'll just nod to myself like I already know it's going to be bad, and I'm ok with not knowing.

[Suu]

Hey, we got our one. Just like our one Super Bowl and our failed attempt at the World Series.

The Lightning don't totally suck at least, and I do like the Canadiens because they've always been crazy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1997_World_Series

FUCK YOU, EAST COASTER. AND FUCK YOUR FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT TEAM AND FUCK WAYNE HUIZENGA AND FUCK BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO. THE TEAM WAS OURS FIRST. WE HAD THE STADIUM, BUT YOU HAD THAT FUCKING DUMP JOE ROBBIE YOU STUCK THE MOTHERFUCKERS IN.

ah Florida.  just big enough, and with the convenient feature of having 2 separate coasts, to allow hatred of fellow residents for the simply mistake of living on one side or the other.  

and really, fuck Miami.  cut the fucker off and let it float away.

we now return to your semi-regularly scheduled menstruation.

You also live in Jacksonville which isn't Florida. It's just a trashy overpopulated extension of Georgia.

why must you continue to twist the knife?  

that's like reminding someone that has a bloody vagina every day that they have a bloody vagina every day.

(trying to keep it on topic)

Jacksonville is the bloody vag of Florida.

(How's that?)

that would make orlando the taint and tampa bay/st pete the gaping asshole.

No way dude, everyone knows that Tampa Bay is that little flap of skin accidentally left over from circumcision.

[LMNO]

ACCIDENTALLY SPACE DOCKING

i had to google that and the result of that search means I'm not going to be having lunch today and that I will never ever google anything that you say ever again.  I'll just nod to myself like I already know it's going to be bad, and I'm ok with not knowing.

CRAM WINS AN INTERNET.

[AFK]

ACCIDENTALLY SPACE DOCKING

i had to google that and the result of that search means I'm not going to be having lunch today and that I will never ever google anything that you say ever again.  I'll just nod to myself like I already know it's going to be bad, and I'm ok with not knowing.

Welcome to PD.COM!

ETA:  Soyuz never heard of that before eh? 

[Disco Pickle]

ACCIDENTALLY SPACE DOCKING

i had to google that and the result of that search means I'm not going to be having lunch today and that I will never ever google anything that you say ever again.  I'll just nod to myself like I already know it's going to be bad, and I'm ok with not knowing.

Welcome to PD.COM!

ETA:  Soyuz never heard of that before eh? 

was I aware that something vaguely like that is practiced by the sorts of people I never want to meet? yes.  the internet means never again being surprised by humans and what they're capable of.

did I know what it was called?  nope.  and now I'll never be able to watch any show where someone docks their space ship again without thinking about it.

[Suu]

Then we're doing it right.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

ACCIDENTALLY SPACE DOCKING

i had to google that and the result of that search means I'm not going to be having lunch today and that I will never ever google anything that you say ever again.  I'll just nod to myself like I already know it's going to be bad, and I'm ok with not knowing.

Welcome to PD.COM!

ETA:  Soyuz never heard of that before eh? 

This is actually a double pun. Soyuz is the Russian word for union.

[AFK]

ACCIDENTALLY SPACE DOCKING

i had to google that and the result of that search means I'm not going to be having lunch today and that I will never ever google anything that you say ever again.  I'll just nod to myself like I already know it's going to be bad, and I'm ok with not knowing.

Welcome to PD.COM!

ETA:  Soyuz never heard of that before eh? 

was I aware that something vaguely like that is practiced by the sorts of people I never want to meet? yes.  the internet means never again being surprised by humans and what they're capable of.

did I know what it was called?  nope.  and now I'll never be able to watch any show where someone docks their space ship again without thinking about it.

-20 Internets for shunning the pun.