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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Suu on December 09, 2010, 03:37:39 AM

Title: I JUST SAW THE MAYOR OF PROVIDENCE FUCKING IN HIS OFFICE.
Post by: Suu on December 09, 2010, 03:37:39 AM
ASK ME ANYTHING!  :horrormirth:
Title: Re: I JUST SAW THE MAYOR OF PROVIDENCE FUCKING IN HIS OFFICE.
Post by: Epimetheus on December 09, 2010, 03:39:50 AM
 :aaa:  :lol:

What genders and species were involved?

ETA: and positions?
Title: Re: I JUST SAW THE MAYOR OF PROVIDENCE FUCKING IN HIS OFFICE.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on December 09, 2010, 03:40:20 AM
ANAL?
Title: Re: I JUST SAW THE MAYOR OF PROVIDENCE FUCKING IN HIS OFFICE.
Post by: Suu on December 09, 2010, 03:47:11 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on December 09, 2010, 03:39:50 AM
:aaa:  :lol:

What genders and species were involved?

ETA: and positions?

He's not a ladies man, if you know what I mean.

From the back.

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 09, 2010, 03:40:20 AM
ANAL?

YES. AND YES.



Title: Re: I JUST SAW THE MAYOR OF PROVIDENCE FUCKING IN HIS OFFICE.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 09, 2010, 03:48:40 AM
What were you doing looking around in the mayor's office?
Title: Re: I JUST SAW THE MAYOR OF PROVIDENCE FUCKING IN HIS OFFICE.
Post by: Suu on December 09, 2010, 03:50:34 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 09, 2010, 03:48:40 AM
What were you doing looking around in the mayor's office?

The windows were open, the lights were on, I passed by on the bus at the right time and BAM! SURPRISE!   :x
Title: Re: I JUST SAW THE MAYOR OF PROVIDENCE FUCKING IN HIS OFFICE.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 09, 2010, 03:53:01 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 09, 2010, 03:50:34 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 09, 2010, 03:48:40 AM
What were you doing looking around in the mayor's office?

The windows were open, the lights were on, I passed by on the bus at the right time and BAM! SURPRISE!   :x

Man, that sounds like he's asking to be caught
Title: Re: I JUST SAW THE MAYOR OF PROVIDENCE FUCKING IN HIS OFFICE.
Post by: LMNO on December 09, 2010, 03:54:11 AM
Well, tha settles it. I'm running for mayor.
Title: Re: I JUST SAW THE MAYOR OF PROVIDENCE FUCKING IN HIS OFFICE.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 09, 2010, 03:55:59 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 09, 2010, 03:54:11 AM
Well, tha settles it. I'm running for mayor.

Make some impressive campaign promises and you have my vote.
Title: Re: I JUST SAW THE MAYOR OF PROVIDENCE FUCKING IN HIS OFFICE.
Post by: Suu on December 09, 2010, 03:56:09 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 09, 2010, 03:53:01 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 09, 2010, 03:50:34 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 09, 2010, 03:48:40 AM
What were you doing looking around in the mayor's office?

The windows were open, the lights were on, I passed by on the bus at the right time and BAM! SURPRISE!   :x

Man, that sounds like he's asking to be caught

He just won the election for congressman.

He's openly gay and Jewish.

It's the last night of Chanukah.

MITZVAH!
Title: Re: I JUST SAW THE MAYOR OF PROVIDENCE FUCKING IN HIS OFFICE.
Post by: LMNO on December 09, 2010, 03:58:30 AM
CONTEXT MAKES THIS STORY 130% MORE AWESOME.
Title: Re: I JUST SAW THE MAYOR OF PROVIDENCE FUCKING IN HIS OFFICE.
Post by: Suu on December 09, 2010, 04:04:54 AM
This is how it went.


Suu gets on the bus.
Bus stops at light next to City Hall.
"Dum, dee, dum...ohay, the lights are still on in the Mayor's office at 10pm...That's weird, why would they have left them...OH MY GOD. DID I JUST...YES...I DID. CANNOT UNSEE!"

What I saw:

Mayor sitting at desk, someone shirtless gets up from under desk, moves over and bends down, Mayor backs him up. Shirtless. Goes out of view.

This happened in like 30 seconds of time.

Title: Re: I JUST SAW THE MAYOR OF PROVIDENCE FUCKING IN HIS OFFICE.
Post by: LMNO on December 09, 2010, 04:06:36 AM
He gets my vote.
Title: Re: I JUST SAW THE MAYOR OF PROVIDENCE FUCKING IN HIS OFFICE.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 09, 2010, 04:07:37 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 09, 2010, 04:04:54 AM
This is how it went.


Suu gets on the bus.
Bus stops at light next to City Hall.
"Dum, dee, dum...ohay, the lights are still on in the Mayor's office at 10pm...That's weird, why would they have left them...OH MY GOD. DID I JUST...YES...I DID. CANNOT UNSEE!"

What I saw:

Mayor sitting at desk, someone shirtless gets up from under desk, moves over and bends down, Mayor backs him up. Shirtless. Goes out of view.

This happened in like 30 seconds of time.



You should send him a vague congratulatory note with the advice of drawing the curtains in his office after hours.
Title: Re: I JUST SAW THE MAYOR OF PROVIDENCE FUCKING IN HIS OFFICE.
Post by: Suu on December 09, 2010, 04:09:10 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 09, 2010, 04:06:36 AM
He gets my vote.

...He wouldn't if he was actually your mayor. I don't care about his sexual deviances...I care about the state he's leaving the city...and apparently the office for poor Angel Taveras.
Title: Re: I JUST SAW THE MAYOR OF PROVIDENCE FUCKING IN HIS OFFICE.
Post by: Lies on December 09, 2010, 04:11:09 AM
1. Take pictures
2. Photo shop them so it looks like he's having sex with a woman.
3. ???
4. Profit!
Title: Re: I JUST SAW THE MAYOR OF PROVIDENCE FUCKING IN HIS OFFICE.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 09, 2010, 04:13:45 AM
Hahahaha!
Title: Re: I JUST SAW THE MAYOR OF PROVIDENCE FUCKING IN HIS OFFICE.
Post by: Suu on December 09, 2010, 04:20:58 AM
Tucson may have cats flying through the air, but here in Providence, we have mayors having buttsecks in visions clear.
Title: Re: I JUST SAW THE MAYOR OF PROVIDENCE FUCKING IN HIS OFFICE.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 09, 2010, 04:36:31 AM
Dear Mayor Thing,

I was taking the bus the other night past city hall and saw that your office light still on in your office, and I feel the need to thank you for your service and congratulate you on your new position in Congress. I know that you'll continue to bend over backwards for Rode Island with your new post.

Happy Holidays, and I hope that your Chanukkah had a happy ending.

Best,

-Voter
Title: Re: I JUST SAW THE MAYOR OF PROVIDENCE FUCKING IN HIS OFFICE.
Post by: Suu on December 09, 2010, 04:41:45 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 09, 2010, 04:36:31 AM
Dear Mayor Thing,

I was taking the bus the other night past city hall and saw that your office light still on in your office, and I feel the need to thank you for your service and congratulate you on your new position in Congress. I know that you'll continue to bend over backwards for Rode Island with your new post.

Happy Holidays, and I hope that your Chanukkah had a happy ending.

Best,

-Voter
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :x :x :x :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:


Title: Re: I JUST SAW THE MAYOR OF PROVIDENCE FUCKING IN HIS OFFICE.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 09, 2010, 06:10:42 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 09, 2010, 04:36:31 AM
Dear Mayor Thing,

I was taking the bus the other night past city hall and saw that your office light still on in your office, and I feel the need to thank you for your service and congratulate you on your new position in Congress. I know that you'll continue to bend over backwards for Rode Island with your new post.

Happy Holidays, and I hope that your Chanukkah had a happy ending.

Best,

-Voter

:mittens:
Title: Re: I JUST SAW THE MAYOR OF PROVIDENCE FUCKING IN HIS OFFICE.
Post by: themenniss on December 09, 2010, 06:23:43 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 09, 2010, 04:36:31 AM
Dear Mayor Thing,

I was taking the bus the other night past city hall and saw that your office light still on in your office, and I feel the need to thank you for your service and congratulate you on your new position in Congress. I know that you'll continue to bend over backwards for Rode Island with your new post.

Happy Holidays, and I hope that your Chanukkah had a happy ending.

Best,

-Voter

needs something about how it's good to see him ''working long and hard into the night.''  :x
and he needs to recieve this in writing.  :lulz:
Title: Re: I JUST SAW THE MAYOR OF PROVIDENCE FUCKING IN HIS OFFICE.
Post by: Salty on December 09, 2010, 07:47:36 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 09, 2010, 04:36:31 AM
Dear Mayor Thing,

I was taking the bus the other night past city hall and saw that your office light still on in your office, and I feel the need to thank you for your service and congratulate you on your new position in Congress. I know that you'll continue to bend over backwards for Rode Island with your new post.

Happy Holidays, and I hope that your Chanukkah had a happy ending.

Best,

-Voter
:mittens: :lulz: :mittens:
I laffed hard in public.
Title: Re: I JUST SAW THE MAYOR OF PROVIDENCE FUCKING IN HIS OFFICE.
Post by: Salty on December 09, 2010, 07:49:19 AM
We should all send him a variation of that letter.
Title: Re: I JUST SAW THE MAYOR OF PROVIDENCE FUCKING IN HIS OFFICE.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 09, 2010, 08:08:00 AM
WHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
Title: Re: I JUST SAW THE MAYOR OF PROVIDENCE FUCKING IN HIS OFFICE.
Post by: Jasper on December 09, 2010, 08:25:45 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 09, 2010, 04:07:37 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 09, 2010, 04:04:54 AM
This is how it went.


Suu gets on the bus.
Bus stops at light next to City Hall.
"Dum, dee, dum...ohay, the lights are still on in the Mayor's office at 10pm...That's weird, why would they have left them...OH MY GOD. DID I JUST...YES...I DID. CANNOT UNSEE!"

What I saw:

Mayor sitting at desk, someone shirtless gets up from under desk, moves over and bends down, Mayor backs him up. Shirtless. Goes out of view.

This happened in like 30 seconds of time.



You should send him a vague congratulatory note with the advice of drawing the curtains in his office after hours.

It should be like, Dear Mr. Mayor.  Congradulations on your blah.  Exposition, flowery dialogue.  Congradulatory remarks.  Also I saw you fucking.

Warmest regards,
almost twenty people
Title: Re: I JUST SAW THE MAYOR OF PROVIDENCE FUCKING IN HIS OFFICE.
Post by: Richter on December 09, 2010, 01:57:51 PM
Mr Mayor,

I've heard of you recent butsechsing exploits in the office after hours, and wanted to congradulate you.  Perversion amongst this country has been pigeon holed and shied away from too long, right time it was openly bung-holed.  I admire that a civil leader can throw wide his curtains and announce to the city, "I'M HAVING MAN-SEX IN HERE.  IT'S GOOD TO BE KING."  Though I may not share your particular proclivities, this forthright and unashamed attitude is exactly what the city, state, and country needs.  Cheers to you for having weird sodomy in high places.

Title: Re: I JUST SAW THE MAYOR OF PROVIDENCE FUCKING IN HIS OFFICE.
Post by: Whatever on December 09, 2010, 02:43:49 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 09, 2010, 01:57:51 PM
Mr Mayor,

I've heard of you recent butsechsing exploits in the office after hours, and wanted to congradulate you.  Perversion amongst this country has been pigeon holed and shied away from too long, right time it was openly bung-holed.  I admire that a civil leader can throw wide his curtains and announce to the city, "I'M HAVING MAN-SEX IN HERE.  IT'S GOOD TO BE KING."  Though I may not share your particular proclivities, this forthright and unashamed attitude is exactly what the city, state, and country needs.  Cheers to you for having weird sodomy in high places.



:lulz:
Title: Re: I JUST SAW THE MAYOR OF PROVIDENCE FUCKING IN HIS OFFICE.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on December 10, 2010, 08:54:31 PM
Why did you not take pictures?
Title: Re: I JUST SAW THE MAYOR OF PROVIDENCE FUCKING IN HIS OFFICE.
Post by: Suu on December 11, 2010, 02:33:05 PM
Quote from: Grade 7 Pannus on December 10, 2010, 08:54:31 PM
Why did you not take pictures?

Because by the time I realized what was going on the bus moved.
Title: Re: I JUST SAW THE MAYOR OF PROVIDENCE FUCKING IN HIS OFFICE.
Post by: Dysnomia on December 12, 2010, 09:15:46 PM
everything about this thread makes me happy inside. 
Title: Re: I JUST SAW THE MAYOR OF PROVIDENCE FUCKING IN HIS OFFICE.
Post by: Fractalbeard on December 13, 2010, 12:17:14 AM
I'd say that this calls for a GASM, but it seems like the mayor already had one.
Title: Re: I JUST SAW THE MAYOR OF PROVIDENCE FUCKING IN HIS OFFICE.
Post by: Phox on December 13, 2010, 12:18:12 AM
Quote from: Rurouzaru on December 13, 2010, 12:17:14 AM
I'd say that this calls for a GASM, but it seems like the mayor already had one.
:lmnuendo: