Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: geekdad on December 22, 2010, 03:56:27 AM

Title: Idle hands...
Post by: geekdad on December 22, 2010, 03:56:27 AM
So my wife and hellspawn (he says in the most loving way) are off to her parents house for a week for the holidays....

...and I have the house to myself...


Anybody have any ideas? I'm already bored.
Title: Re: Idle hands...
Post by: Rumckle on December 22, 2010, 03:57:52 AM
ANAL?
Title: Re: Idle hands...
Post by: geekdad on December 22, 2010, 03:59:01 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on December 22, 2010, 03:57:52 AM
ANAL?

SURE! You and me then? You bend over first.
Title: Re: Idle hands...
Post by: Suu on December 22, 2010, 03:59:33 AM
Why didn't you go with?
Title: Re: Idle hands...
Post by: the last yatto on December 22, 2010, 12:58:52 PM
Quote from: geekdad on December 22, 2010, 03:56:27 AM

Anybody have any ideas?

post your PI on 4chan
Title: Re: Idle hands...
Post by: geekdad on December 23, 2010, 01:37:38 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 22, 2010, 03:59:33 AM
Why didn't you go with?

I still have to work. :/
Title: Re: Idle hands...
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on December 23, 2010, 04:21:15 AM
throw massive party. invite fred.


BEST PLAN.
Title: Re: Idle hands...
Post by: Bu🤠ns on December 23, 2010, 05:17:52 AM
Start a new family.
Title: Re: Idle hands...
Post by: Jasper on December 23, 2010, 05:33:20 AM
Dig a really deep hole in the back yard.  Like, 20' deep if possible.

Wife asks, "Why did you do this?"

"Wellllllll...."
Title: Re: Idle hands...
Post by: Lies on December 23, 2010, 05:58:15 AM
Hide memebombs in and around the house in places where said wife/hellspawn will eventually find them.

Title: Re: Idle hands...
Post by: Jasper on December 23, 2010, 06:00:42 AM
Explore the house.  Become an expert on the location of all obscure items.
Title: Re: Idle hands...
Post by: the last yatto on December 23, 2010, 07:47:29 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on December 23, 2010, 05:58:15 AM
Hide memebombs in and around the house in places where said wife/hellspawn will eventually find them.



memes OR GOOEY EYES!
Title: Re: Idle hands...
Post by: Jasper on December 23, 2010, 08:38:25 AM
I've made a habit of leaving googly eyes around people's houses.  What I haven't tried is combining them with existential graffiti.

Imagine it:  You open the freezer, and your ice cream is looking back at you.  Written on it:  "Can you endure your own inconsequentiality?"
Title: Re: Idle hands...
Post by: Bu🤠ns on December 23, 2010, 01:21:33 PM
THis and This
Title: Re: Idle hands...
Post by: Disco Pickle on December 23, 2010, 01:24:14 PM
Quote from: Able on December 22, 2010, 12:58:52 PM
Quote from: geekdad on December 22, 2010, 03:56:27 AM

Anybody have any ideas?

post your PI on 4chan

unless he's got tits, I doubt they'll be interested.
Title: Re: Idle hands...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 23, 2010, 01:24:31 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on December 23, 2010, 08:38:25 AM
I've made a habit of leaving googly eyes around people's houses.  What I haven't tried is combining them with existential graffiti.

Imagine it:  You open the freezer, and your ice cream is looking back at you.  Written on it:  "Can you endure your own inconsequentiality?"

:lulz: Might have to follow your lead.
Title: Re: Idle hands...
Post by: the last yatto on December 23, 2010, 06:38:51 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on December 23, 2010, 01:24:14 PM
Quote from: Able on December 22, 2010, 12:58:52 PM
Quote from: geekdad on December 22, 2010, 03:56:27 AM

Anybody have any ideas?

post your PI on 4chan

unless he's got tits, I doubt they'll be interested.

Really depends, example here's a guy that accidental posted it
(http://i1013.photobucket.com/albums/af256/yattoksc/IMAG0265.jpg)

And instead of freaking out, he was just like 'whatever man'.
So I'm bookcrossing a copy of zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance
Title: Re: Idle hands...
Post by: BadBeast on December 26, 2010, 05:55:29 AM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on December 23, 2010, 01:24:14 PM
Quote from: Able on December 22, 2010, 12:58:52 PM
Quote from: geekdad on December 22, 2010, 03:56:27 AM

Anybody have any ideas?

post your PI on 4chan

unless he's got tits, I doubt they'll be interested.
Little budding 12 year old tits.
Title: Re: Idle hands...
Post by: Fujikoma on December 26, 2010, 02:38:59 PM
Mail yourself in a box to a foreign country! (don't do this, you may get an unpressurized cabin, which will likely result in death, I've been told)

Video games are my favorite thing to do when all alone, close second is making shitty electronic music, third is pestering people online, and the fourth is fairly predictable, but indecent to mention. No interruptions, it's quite a joy, until the novelty wears off.

I once put a stuffed toy hamster in the sugar canister, imagine my joy upon hearing the screams of the first groggy person to attempt to put sugar in their coffee... Best subway meal toy ever.
Title: Re: Idle hands...
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on December 26, 2010, 08:42:10 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on December 26, 2010, 05:55:29 AM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on December 23, 2010, 01:24:14 PM
Quote from: Able on December 22, 2010, 12:58:52 PM
Quote from: geekdad on December 22, 2010, 03:56:27 AM

Anybody have any ideas?

post your PI on 4chan

unless he's got tits, I doubt they'll be interested.
Little budding 5 year old tits.

fixed