So my wife and hellspawn (he says in the most loving way) are off to her parents house for a week for the holidays....
...and I have the house to myself...
Anybody have any ideas? I'm already bored.
ANAL?
Why didn't you go with?
throw massive party. invite fred.
BEST PLAN.
Start a new family.
Dig a really deep hole in the back yard. Like, 20' deep if possible.
Wife asks, "Why did you do this?"
"Wellllllll...."
Hide memebombs in and around the house in places where said wife/hellspawn will eventually find them.
Explore the house. Become an expert on the location of all obscure items.
Quote from: Lysergic on December 23, 2010, 05:58:15 AM
Hide memebombs in and around the house in places where said wife/hellspawn will eventually find them.
memes OR GOOEY EYES!
I've made a habit of leaving googly eyes around people's houses. What I haven't tried is combining them with existential graffiti.
Imagine it: You open the freezer, and your ice cream is looking back at you. Written on it: "Can you endure your own inconsequentiality?"
THis and This
Quote from: Sigmatic on December 23, 2010, 08:38:25 AM
I've made a habit of leaving googly eyes around people's houses. What I haven't tried is combining them with existential graffiti.
Imagine it: You open the freezer, and your ice cream is looking back at you. Written on it: "Can you endure your own inconsequentiality?"
:lulz: Might have to follow your lead.
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on December 23, 2010, 01:24:14 PM
Quote from: Able on December 22, 2010, 12:58:52 PM
Quote from: geekdad on December 22, 2010, 03:56:27 AM
Anybody have any ideas?
post your PI on 4chan
unless he's got tits, I doubt they'll be interested.
Really depends, example here's a guy that accidental posted it
(http://i1013.photobucket.com/albums/af256/yattoksc/IMAG0265.jpg)
And instead of freaking out, he was just like 'whatever man'.
So I'm bookcrossing a copy of zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance
Mail yourself in a box to a foreign country! (don't do this, you may get an unpressurized cabin, which will likely result in death, I've been told)
Video games are my favorite thing to do when all alone, close second is making shitty electronic music, third is pestering people online, and the fourth is fairly predictable, but indecent to mention. No interruptions, it's quite a joy, until the novelty wears off.
I once put a stuffed toy hamster in the sugar canister, imagine my joy upon hearing the screams of the first groggy person to attempt to put sugar in their coffee... Best subway meal toy ever.