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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Adios on January 09, 2011, 04:10:20 PM

Title: Chick-fil-A
Post by: Adios on January 09, 2011, 04:10:20 PM
You might like the tasty pickles that they put on their chicken sandwiches, but if you're eating at Chick-fil-A, you're also eating at an establishment that partners with some of the most ferocious anti-gay groups around.

Take a look at an event scheduled for February 2011, co-sponsored by Chick-fil-A and the Pennsylvania Family Institute, the leading anti-gay group in the Keystone State and a group that has worked hard to try and pass a constitutional amendment in Pennsylvania banning same-sex marriage.

The February event co-sponsored by Chick-fil-A is called "The Art of Marriage," and it's intended to be a launching point for Pennsylvania to return to "the biblical definition of marriage." Given the work of the Pennsylvania Family Institute, it's hard not to see where this event is going to go -- straight for the jugular of anyone who supports marriage equality for same-sex couples.
http://gayrights.change.org/blog/view/chick-fil-a_partners_with_rabid_anti-gay_group

Now a good troll would want to take the bolded part and campaign for polygamy.
Title: Re: Chick-fil-A
Post by: Phox on January 09, 2011, 04:18:11 PM
Oh ho ho, that is freakin' hilarious. I've got a GASM to get on...
Title: Re: Chick-fil-A
Post by: Adios on January 09, 2011, 04:19:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 09, 2011, 04:18:11 PM
Oh ho ho, that is freakin' hilarious. I've got a GASM to get on...

That's my girl. :)
Title: Re: Chick-fil-A
Post by: Suu on January 09, 2011, 04:33:23 PM
We don't have them 'round these parts, but when I'm in Florida, 90% of the time I actually want Chick-Fil-A, it's Sunday, and they're closed. Fuckers.

Sending the link to my sister
Title: Re: Chick-fil-A
Post by: Bruno on January 09, 2011, 07:05:21 PM
Chick-Fil-A is one of the few places that I actively boycott. Partially for their politics, and partially because FUCKING $3.50 FOR A GODDAMN CHICKEN SANDWICH? ARE YUO SHITTING ME?

I'm really not sure where Christians get their "Biblical Definition of Marriage" = 1 man + 1 woman.
Title: Re: Chick-fil-A
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 09, 2011, 10:54:20 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on January 09, 2011, 07:05:21 PM
Chick-Fil-A is one of the few places that I actively boycott. Partially for their politics, and partially because FUCKING $3.50 FOR A GODDAMN CHICKEN SANDWICH? ARE YUO SHITTING ME?

I'm really not sure where Christians get their "Biblical Definition of Marriage" = 1 man + 1 woman.

How much does a chicken sandwich normally cost around there? They're $10-$12 here.
Title: Re: Chick-fil-A
Post by: Jasper on January 09, 2011, 10:57:08 PM
The best sandwich in america costs about 7 bucks.  :. I will not pay more than that for a sandwich.
Title: Re: Chick-fil-A
Post by: the last yatto on January 10, 2011, 12:03:40 AM
Spicy chicken at jack in the box is like four bucks
Title: Re: Chick-fil-A
Post by: Cain on January 10, 2011, 12:35:53 AM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on January 09, 2011, 07:05:21 PM
I'm really not sure where Christians get their "Biblical Definition of Marriage" = 1 man + 1 woman.

Probably from the same place the Taliban got the idea homosexuals must be killed by being made to dig a hole, and then collapse a wall on them, ie; they pulled it out of their oversized arses.  I've been noticing a common theme of religious bigots not actually knowing their religious texts all that well for a while now.  They could at least get to know the texts first and then wildly misinterpret the meaning.
Title: Re: Chick-fil-A
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 10, 2011, 12:55:58 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on January 09, 2011, 10:57:08 PM
The best sandwich in america costs about 7 bucks.  :. I will not pay more than that for a sandwich.

That's like saying that a nice 4-bedroom house in America costs $400,000. Which is to say, completely dependent on location.
Title: Re: Chick-fil-A
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 10, 2011, 12:56:21 AM
Quote from: Able on January 10, 2011, 12:03:40 AM
Spicy chicken at jack in the box is like four bucks

Oh, we're talking about fast food. Never mind.
Title: Re: Chick-fil-A
Post by: Jasper on January 10, 2011, 06:20:48 AM
Quote from: Nigel on January 10, 2011, 12:55:58 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on January 09, 2011, 10:57:08 PM
The best sandwich in america costs about 7 bucks.  :. I will not pay more than that for a sandwich.

That's like saying that a nice 4-bedroom house in America costs $400,000. Which is to say, completely dependent on location.

I guess.  I'm also a student, so I can't go around eating $12 lunches.
Title: Re: Chick-fil-A
Post by: Bruno on January 10, 2011, 09:26:57 AM
Quote from: Nigel on January 09, 2011, 10:54:20 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on January 09, 2011, 07:05:21 PM
Chick-Fil-A is one of the few places that I actively boycott. Partially for their politics, and partially because FUCKING $3.50 FOR A GODDAMN CHICKEN SANDWICH? ARE YUO SHITTING ME?

I'm really not sure where Christians get their "Biblical Definition of Marriage" = 1 man + 1 woman.

How much does a chicken sandwich normally cost around there? They're $10-$12 here.

McDonalds and Hardees both have better fried chickenmeat sandwiches for about the same price, maybe less. $3.50 for a Chick-Fil-A sandwich isn't really outlandishly expensive. I'd rate it a $2.75 sandwich.

I know of at least one convenience store in town that is better.
Title: Re: Chick-fil-A
Post by: Requia ☣ on January 10, 2011, 10:28:20 AM
You know, this would make the company a perfect target for a wrongful termination scam.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Chick-fil-A
Post by: Suu on January 10, 2011, 12:13:46 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on January 10, 2011, 09:26:57 AM
Quote from: Nigel on January 09, 2011, 10:54:20 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on January 09, 2011, 07:05:21 PM
Chick-Fil-A is one of the few places that I actively boycott. Partially for their politics, and partially because FUCKING $3.50 FOR A GODDAMN CHICKEN SANDWICH? ARE YUO SHITTING ME?

I'm really not sure where Christians get their "Biblical Definition of Marriage" = 1 man + 1 woman.

How much does a chicken sandwich normally cost around there? They're $10-$12 here.

McDonalds and Hardees both have better fried chickenmeat sandwiches for about the same price, maybe less. $3.50 for a Chick-Fil-A sandwich isn't really outlandishly expensive. I'd rate it a $2.75 sandwich.

I know of at least one convenience store in town that is better.

Yes. And McDonald's Southern-Style Chicken Sandwich (aka, Chick-Fil-A's patent must have ran out) just doesn't compare for some reason.

Don't have Hardee's/Carl's Jr. up here either. We have Popeye's, but they're just gross. Chick-Fil-A is one of the few fast food places I can eat at and not feel horrible about it later, well, except for now.

-Suu
Had a Burger King $1 menu spicy chicken sandwich yesterday; wanted to die.
Title: Re: Chick-fil-A
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 10, 2011, 02:11:09 PM
I don't care how good they are.  If they fund groups that want to deny peoples' rights, I'm not eating there.

End of story.
Title: Re: Chick-fil-A
Post by: Jenne on January 10, 2011, 02:41:36 PM
I don't eat there, haven't since I heard WHY they are closed on Sundays.
Title: Re: Chick-fil-A
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on January 10, 2011, 03:59:07 PM
I ate there for quite some time... thought they were some quaint group of christian people so they close on Sunday (hey, to each their own). Hell, I don't even care if the CEO's personal opinion is that all gays go to hell. However, when they started actively and publicly sponsoring discriminatory groups (08-09 I think), I dropped them like a bad chicken sammich and haven't missed it at all.

It's amazing what you can do with a warm roll, a fresh chicken breast and an cast iron frying pan in about 8 minutes.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Chick-fil-A
Post by: AFK on January 10, 2011, 03:59:59 PM
Never been, probably never will.  I prefer a good deli-sandwich when I'm on the road anyway. 
Title: Re: Chick-fil-A
Post by: Whatever on January 10, 2011, 04:14:40 PM
I love the KFC chicken snacker sandwiches.  At 99 cents you can't go wrong, a couple of those and you're good to go.

Title: Re: Chick-fil-A
Post by: the last yatto on January 10, 2011, 06:24:12 PM
Suu you should listen to your bowels and just accept Christ!
Title: Re: Chick-fil-A
Post by: Precious Moments Zalgo on January 10, 2011, 06:42:34 PM
Quote from: Able on January 10, 2011, 06:24:12 PM
Suu you should listen to your bowels and just accept Christ!

Verily, Suu, for it is written, "My bowels, my bowels! I am pained at my very heart; my heart maketh a noise in me; I cannot hold my peace, because thou hast heard, O my soul, the sound of the trumpet, the alarm of war." (Jeremiah 4:19 (http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Jeremiah+4:19&version=KJV))

"And this spicy chicken sandwich that causeth the curse shall go into thy bowels, to make thy belly to swell, and thy thigh to rot: And the woman shall say, Amen, amen." (Numbers 5:22 (http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Numbers+5:22&version=KJV))
Title: Re: Chick-fil-A
Post by: Jenne on January 10, 2011, 06:52:57 PM
For chrissakes (no pun intended), the girl already has IBS--the apacolypse already happens in her nether regions! 
Title: Re: Chick-fil-A
Post by: the last yatto on January 10, 2011, 07:28:07 PM
 :flush:

  :horrormirth: the rapture
Title: Re: Chick-fil-A
Post by: Suu on January 10, 2011, 07:49:03 PM
Quote from: Pastor-Mullah Zappathruster on January 10, 2011, 06:42:34 PM
Quote from: Able on January 10, 2011, 06:24:12 PM
Suu you should listen to your bowels and just accept Christ!

Verily, Suu, for it is written, "My bowels, my bowels! I am pained at my very heart; my heart maketh a noise in me; I cannot hold my peace, because thou hast heard, O my soul, the sound of the trumpet, the alarm of war." (Jeremiah 4:19 (http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Jeremiah+4:19&version=KJV))

"And this spicy chicken sandwich that causeth the curse shall go into thy bowels, to make thy belly to swell, and thy thigh to rot: And the woman shall say, Amen, amen." (Numbers 5:22 (http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Numbers+5:22&version=KJV))


ITT. Biblical pance-shitting.

and my IBS is the fullest extent of the syndrome too. Little things can set me off, yet I can take Richter's vindaloo and not feel the burn.
Title: Re: Chick-fil-A
Post by: the last yatto on January 10, 2011, 07:49:57 PM
Holy water vindaloo :lulz:
Title: Re: Chick-fil-A
Post by: Suu on January 10, 2011, 08:40:10 PM
You have no idea. It's truly a cleansing experience.
Title: Re: Chick-fil-A
Post by: Adios on January 10, 2011, 08:41:42 PM
IBS really sucks.
Title: Re: Chick-fil-A
Post by: Jenne on January 10, 2011, 09:14:07 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 10, 2011, 08:41:42 PM
IBS really sucks.

Yes, it does.  I hate it.
Title: Re: Chick-fil-A
Post by: Adios on January 10, 2011, 09:18:14 PM
Quote from: Jenne on January 10, 2011, 09:14:07 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 10, 2011, 08:41:42 PM
IBS really sucks.

Yes, it does.  I hate it.

A Prilosec a day......for the rest of my life.
Title: Re: Chick-fil-A
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 10, 2011, 09:22:17 PM
Okay, so a thread about religious oppression being funded by a corporation is now about our malfunctioning intestines?

OH, HAPPY DAY!   :lulz:

I just ate Freeky's garlic/onion/tomato/cheese soup, and pork & beans.  I believe I shall document the results here.
Title: Re: Chick-fil-A
Post by: Adios on January 10, 2011, 09:24:35 PM
Fuck this. Done posting.
Title: Re: Chick-fil-A
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 10, 2011, 09:25:09 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 10, 2011, 09:24:35 PM
Fuck this. Done posting.

Um, I wasn't being snarky.  My guts are a'roil, here.
Title: Re: Chick-fil-A
Post by: Adios on January 10, 2011, 09:26:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 10, 2011, 09:25:09 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 10, 2011, 09:24:35 PM
Fuck this. Done posting.

Um, I wasn't being snarky.  My guts are a'roil, here.

My bad. :oops:
Title: Re: Chick-fil-A
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 10, 2011, 09:27:17 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 10, 2011, 09:26:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 10, 2011, 09:25:09 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 10, 2011, 09:24:35 PM
Fuck this. Done posting.

Um, I wasn't being snarky.  My guts are a'roil, here.

My bad. :oops:

Yep.  I'm wondering, if I fart into the gas line, can I bill the gas company?  We're talking serious volume, here.

I am - for once - looking forward to the end of the day meeting.
Title: Re: Chick-fil-A
Post by: Sister Fracture on January 10, 2011, 10:57:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 10, 2011, 09:22:17 PM
Okay, so a thread about religious oppression being funded by a corporation is now about our malfunctioning intestines?

OH, HAPPY DAY!   :lulz:

I just ate Freeky's garlic/onion/tomato/cheese soup, and pork & beans.  I believe I shall document the results here.

Was it delicious?

Are they SBDs, or Loud and Proud?
Title: Re: Chick-fil-A
Post by: Kai on January 11, 2011, 12:15:32 AM
They're all over the place down here. Never eaten there, never will. This news is more of a reason not to.
Title: Re: Chick-fil-A
Post by: geekdad on January 13, 2011, 03:55:31 AM
I fucking hate Chikfila

The chicken tastes like dry cow shit, which makes their advertising appropriate.
Title: Re: Chick-fil-A
Post by: Adios on January 13, 2011, 04:27:13 PM
http://mysticwicks.com/showthread.php?t=235471

23 pages on this very topic with people getting pissed because somebody expects them to give up a fucking biscuit.