Did you hear about Jenny McCarthy? She totally lost the plot. She was on my teevee talking about how vaccinations for measles gives you autism, and I thought, wouldn't it be great if they brought Andrew Wakefield on as a suprise guest and Jenny blew him, right there on the sound stage? And when he blew his load, and the horrible bits of British jizz flew all over the camera lens, I'd be all like, "SWEET BABY JESUS, I CAN SEE THE FNORDS!"
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/fnord1.jpg)
Like 3D3N always says, IF U DUN'T LIEK IT, U CAN SUK MY HAREY BALLS!!!1
I wish Kim Kardashian would suck my hairy balls. But no, she's in on the CoN, you can tell by the way her lips are bigger than her frontal lobes. And isn't that what we ALL want? Fake tits? You know *I* want them. At least one, right between my Goddamn shoulder blades, that's what makes the Goddess happy, and you DO want to keep her happy, right? RIGHT? Fuck yeah, or she'll Troy your stinking bits right into your grave, lol.
So no Kim for me. But that's OKAY, because Ima open my pance and charge my sigils, because nothing says "I need a cigarette" like a little KaOs magick, right? The maid won't like it, but she knew the risks when she took the job. What would Albert Camus do in a situation like this, all mired in Cartesian duality? You know what he'd do, he'd be all like "I'M GOING TO SHOOT MYSELF ON THE BEACH, YOU BLISTERING CUNTNUGGETS!", and then he'd do it, because he was cool that way, like Papa Hemmingway.
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/fnord2.jpg)
I gotta run, but that's no reason the party has to stop! We can do this EVERY DAY, until you shoot me in the fucking face with a Goddamn harpoon. A really, really big fucking harpoon. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go do the turkey curse at the neighbor, that'll show the prick.
:whack:
Pineally pineally,
TGRR
(Never let it be said that I am undemocratic)
TRIP! Make me an emote that combines these three: :x :mittens: :facepalm: Call it: :horrorfacemittens:
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TRIP! Make me an emote that combines these three: :x :mittens: :facepalm: Call it: :horrorfacemittens:
Needless to say, I am merely warming to the subject, which I may pursue to the exclusion of other series/projects.
No need to thank me, citizen. It's only what everyone deserves.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 22, 2011, 12:39:50 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 22, 2011, 12:38:35 AM
TRIP! Make me an emote that combines these three: :x :mittens: :facepalm: Call it: :horrorfacemittens:
Needless to say, I am merely warming to the subject, which I may pursue to the exclusion of other series/projects.
No need to thank me, citizen. It's only what everyone deserves.
:horrorfacmittens:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 22, 2011, 12:39:50 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 22, 2011, 12:38:35 AM
TRIP! Make me an emote that combines these three: :x :mittens: :facepalm: Call it: :horrorfacemittens:
Needless to say, I am merely warming to the subject, which I may pursue to the exclusion of other series/projects.
No need to thank me, citizen. It's only what everyone deserves.
This is what America asked for.
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 22, 2011, 12:39:50 AM
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TRIP! Make me an emote that combines these three: :x :mittens: :facepalm: Call it: :horrorfacemittens:
Needless to say, I am merely warming to the subject, which I may pursue to the exclusion of other series/projects.
No need to thank me, citizen. It's only what everyone deserves.
This is what America asked for.
No, America asked for batshit insane teabaggers.
PD asked for this. And I'm gonna give PD that loving, you know the kind, where you wake up all gooey and alone in the basement, with a roofie hangover, wearing your sister's clothes. I mean, shit, who hasn't been there?
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TRIP! Make me an emote that combines these three: :x :mittens: :facepalm: Call it: :horrorfacemittens:
Needless to say, I am merely warming to the subject, which I may pursue to the exclusion of other series/projects.
No need to thank me, citizen. It's only what everyone deserves.
This is what America asked for.
No, America asked for batshit insane teabaggers.
PD asked for this. And I'm gonna give PD that loving, you know the kind, where you wake up all gooey and alone in the basement, with a roofie hangover, wearing your sister's clothes. I mean, shit, who hasn't been there?
QUICK SOMEONE GET THE THORAZINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Quote from: Canis latrans eques on January 22, 2011, 12:42:30 AM
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Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 22, 2011, 12:38:35 AM
TRIP! Make me an emote that combines these three: :x :mittens: :facepalm: Call it: :horrorfacemittens:
Needless to say, I am merely warming to the subject, which I may pursue to the exclusion of other series/projects.
No need to thank me, citizen. It's only what everyone deserves.
This is what America asked for.
No, America asked for batshit insane teabaggers.
PD asked for this. And I'm gonna give PD that loving, you know the kind, where you wake up all gooey and alone in the basement, with a roofie hangover, wearing your sister's clothes. I mean, shit, who hasn't been there?
QUICK SOMEONE GET THE THORAZINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TOO LATE, YOU FUCKERS! I'VE GOT EVERYTHING I NEED! I'M GOING TO FUCKING DO IT! HAHAHAHANODON'TTAKEMYINHALERAWAY
And this is how the Apocalypse began.
This is a good thread for me to mention my blind irrational hatred for all of you in.
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on January 22, 2011, 12:49:13 AM
And this is how the Apocalypse began.
No, that's the fucking Bourbon bottle, which is looking remarkably empty for 5:54 PM.
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This is a good thread for me to mention my blind irrational hatred for all of you in.
But I LOVE YOU, Phoxie. You're a Goddamn princess, you are.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 22, 2011, 12:50:34 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 22, 2011, 12:49:44 AM
This is a good thread for me to mention my blind irrational hatred for all of you in.
But I LOVE YOU, Phoxie. You're a Goddamn princess, you are.
Sweet talk will get you nowhere. You know I advocate rule with an iron fist! Kowtowing to the will of the people is a most grievous sin, Roger. :evilmad:
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 22, 2011, 12:50:34 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 22, 2011, 12:49:44 AM
This is a good thread for me to mention my blind irrational hatred for all of you in.
But I LOVE YOU, Phoxie. You're a Goddamn princess, you are.
Sweet talk will get you nowhere. You know I advocate rule with an iron fist! Kowtowing to the will of the people is a most grievous sin, Roger. :evilmad:
So that means I should put on a gauntlet and grab a bottle of lube for you?
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Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 22, 2011, 12:49:44 AM
This is a good thread for me to mention my blind irrational hatred for all of you in.
But I LOVE YOU, Phoxie. You're a Goddamn princess, you are.
Sweet talk will get you nowhere. You know I advocate rule with an iron fist! Kowtowing to the will of the people is a most grievous sin, Roger. :evilmad:
So that means I should put on a gauntlet and grab a bottle of lube for you?
What the fuck, Coyote!? YOU of all people should know I NEVER use
lube.
lolpinealfnord
I approve of this thread.
Lolipoptardfun
23 illuminati fnord apple fnord Chaos Eris Discordia fnord RAW Malyclypse and Omar Emperor Penguin fnord. :fnord:
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 22, 2011, 01:04:18 AM
I approve of this thread.
Lolipoptardfun
YUO SHOULD SAY SOMETHING ABOUT COCK SUCKING. THAT'S WHAT MAKES THREADS GO!
I am so pineal I actually posted a sentence that made sense.
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Quote from: Charley Brown on January 22, 2011, 01:04:18 AM
I approve of this thread.
Lolipoptardfun
YUO SHOULD SAY SOMETHING ABOUT COCK SUCKING. THAT'S WHAT MAKES THREADS GO!
COCKSUCKING KNOBGOBBLERS WHERE IS MY TV THREAD?
I DON'T KNOW MAN! I DIDN'T DO IT!
I need a spell to make my wee-wee bigger and harder
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 22, 2011, 01:14:54 AM
I need a spell to make my wee-wee bigger and harder
Do the GCRP three times a day for three days.
OMFG. This is the forever finale of Medium. I am going to miss that show so bad. it's all I ever wanted to watch on Friday night. I sure hope Patricia Arquette is going to be okay and finds a new show soon. I really like her acting.
Hey anybody know what happened to Kristy McNichol? Did she ever get over that whole being Kristy McNichol thing?
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 22, 2011, 01:25:39 AM
OMFG. This is the forever finale of Medium. I am going to miss that show so bad. it's all I ever wanted to watch on Friday night. I sure hope Patricia Arquette is going to be okay and finds a new show soon. I really like her acting.
Please tell me this is serious, I sooo want to be able to avoid having my brain dribble out my ears from being exposed to that show when my mom watches it.
Uday is approved of this topic. Is like Aunt Diabo say, "Eat you plate or I shit in you ear".
i though Diabo was your mom?
Quote from: Requia ☣ on January 22, 2011, 02:28:24 AM
i though Diabo was your mom?
I think those terms are fairly interchangeable in that family.
Proceeds to claw his pre-frontal cortex out.
:argh!:
:horrormirth:
Quote from: Telarus on January 22, 2011, 02:30:31 AM
Proceeds to claw his pre-frontal cortex out.
:argh!:
:horrormirth:
Of course you realize, this is only going to get worse.
But it's no more than we deserve.
Oh, good, a spiteful thread all about putting effort into producing pure shit, because it's way too much work (and you might not have a BIG ENOUGH AUDIENCE) to put actual content in the actual content sections, and should someone mention that Apple Talk is supposedly the crap ghetto, that means, obviously, that they are demanding more crap.
And then PD was Fark. You're right; this IS the PD you deserve.
Maybe you can start being extra nice to n00bs and trolls, next. To increase your viewer base.
Quote from: Nigel on January 22, 2011, 02:51:01 AM
Maybe you can start being extra nice to n00bs and trolls, next. To increase your viewer base.
I don't understand the hostility, Nigel. I'm only trying to have a good time, and sometimes you just have to take things to the wall to make that happen.
TGRR,
Even smiling makes my face ache.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 22, 2011, 02:54:35 AM
Quote from: Nigel on January 22, 2011, 02:51:01 AM
Maybe you can start being extra nice to n00bs and trolls, next. To increase your viewer base.
I don't understand the hostility, Nigel. I'm only trying to have a good time, and sometimes you just have to take things to the wall to make that happen.
TGRR,
Even smiling makes my face ache.
We need to invite Uncle BadTouch. It's just not 23ae until we invite Uncle BadTouch.
Quote from: Nigel on January 22, 2011, 02:56:12 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 22, 2011, 02:54:35 AM
Quote from: Nigel on January 22, 2011, 02:51:01 AM
Maybe you can start being extra nice to n00bs and trolls, next. To increase your viewer base.
I don't understand the hostility, Nigel. I'm only trying to have a good time, and sometimes you just have to take things to the wall to make that happen.
TGRR,
Even smiling makes my face ache.
We need to invite Uncle BadTouch. It's just not 23ae until we invite Uncle BadTouch.
Careful what you wish for. He still lurks here every now and again.
However, I am just a little puzzled that you are objecting to something being taken over the top, especially given the circumstances, or - in this case - the lack of them. This wasn't a slam, after all.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 22, 2011, 02:58:47 AM
Quote from: Nigel on January 22, 2011, 02:56:12 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 22, 2011, 02:54:35 AM
Quote from: Nigel on January 22, 2011, 02:51:01 AM
Maybe you can start being extra nice to n00bs and trolls, next. To increase your viewer base.
I don't understand the hostility, Nigel. I'm only trying to have a good time, and sometimes you just have to take things to the wall to make that happen.
TGRR,
Even smiling makes my face ache.
We need to invite Uncle BadTouch. It's just not 23ae until we invite Uncle BadTouch.
Careful what you wish for. He still lurks here every now and again.
However, I am just a little puzzled that you are objecting to something being taken over the top, especially given the circumstances, or - in this case - the lack of them. This wasn't a slam, after all.
All right.
I admit that I took it wrong. Maybe it's the near-total lack of sleep due to Mr. Language having a horrible, crippling anxiety attack most of last night, or maybe it's PMS, or maybe it's dealing with my utter asshole (Mr. MBA) ex, but my sense of humor seems to have given way to a pounding, demanding bitterness and urge to destroy.
Quote from: Nigel on January 22, 2011, 03:08:39 AM
All right.
I admit that I took it wrong. Maybe it's the near-total lack of sleep due to Mr. Language having a horrible, crippling anxiety attack most of last night, or maybe it's PMS, or maybe it's dealing with my utter asshole (Mr. MBA) ex, but my sense of humor seems to have given way to a pounding, demanding bitterness and urge to destroy.
1. Anxiety attacks suck ass, if they're half as bad as a panic attack.
2. WTF is this shit about MBAstard "fronting" you the money for camp? How is he not paying for it?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 22, 2011, 03:14:13 AM
Quote from: Nigel on January 22, 2011, 03:08:39 AM
All right.
I admit that I took it wrong. Maybe it's the near-total lack of sleep due to Mr. Language having a horrible, crippling anxiety attack most of last night, or maybe it's PMS, or maybe it's dealing with my utter asshole (Mr. MBA) ex, but my sense of humor seems to have given way to a pounding, demanding bitterness and urge to destroy.
1. Anxiety attacks suck ass, if they're half as bad as a panic attack.
2. WTF is this shit about MBAstard "fronting" you the money for camp? How is he not paying for it?
Him: "Can you afford to pay for half of summer camp this year?"
Me: "I really can't, I'm behind on my mortgage"
Him: "Well you can tell the kids they won't be able to go, then"
Me: "Fuuuuuck. OK, I'll put it on a credit card or something" (thinking, summer camp, won't have to pay for a while)
Him: "OK That's $657.38 please, you can pay me back through Paypal"
This asshole just got his MBA and a sizable inheritance, hasn't had a job in years, lives off his wife, and has never paid child support. In fact, I forgave him several thousand in back child support several years ago because he was in a rough spot.
Mr. Language's anxiety attack, maybe a panic attack because I can't tell the difference, was horrible. He was nearly paralyzed. I've never seen anyone like that before.
Quote from: Nigel on January 22, 2011, 03:21:05 AM
and has never paid child support. In fact, I forgave him several thousand in back child support several years ago because he was in a rough spot.
Mr. Language's anxiety attack, maybe a panic attack because I can't tell the difference, was horrible. He was nearly paralyzed. I've never seen anyone like that before.
1. Then you're even, I'd say. Fuck him, tell him to shit in one hand and hope in the other. In fact, tell him to shit in one hand, and shit in the other.
2. That's a panic attack. I used to get them 3 times a week. It usually involved falling down on my office floor for an hour, if you recall.
OH OH OH
And best of all, nobody is quite clear on how that piece of shit managed to land another wife, but she's really nice, and he, apparently mistaking non-monogamy for being an unethical slimeball, seems to think it's OK to tell Mr. Language and I that he was planning on cheating on her. While she was pregnant. With prostitutes. He can't seem to comprehend that we have absolutely nothing in common with him and are horrified.
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Quote from: Nigel on January 22, 2011, 03:21:05 AM
and has never paid child support. In fact, I forgave him several thousand in back child support several years ago because he was in a rough spot.
Mr. Language's anxiety attack, maybe a panic attack because I can't tell the difference, was horrible. He was nearly paralyzed. I've never seen anyone like that before.
1. Then you're even, I'd say. Fuck him, tell him to shit in one hand and hope in the other. In fact, tell him to shit in one hand, and shit in the other.
2. That's a panic attack. I used to get them 3 times a week. It usually involved falling down on my office floor for an hour, if you recall.
:x
I've never been present when someone was having one. It's awful.
Quote from: Nigel on January 22, 2011, 03:24:38 AM
OH OH OH
And best of all, nobody is quite clear on how that piece of shit managed to land another wife, but she's really nice, and he, apparently mistaking non-monogamy for being an unethical slimeball, seems to think it's OK to tell Mr. Language and I that he was planning on cheating on her. While she was pregnant. With prostitutes. He can't seem to comprehend that we have absolutely nothing in common with him and are horrified.
They sell these little dictaphones, you know, they look just like a ballpoint pen, and can store about a gig. They don't run much, and they're no end of fun while dealing with someone like your ex.
Not blackmail, of course, that's illegal. It also implies that there would be something he could do that would prevent the file from getting into his wife's hands, which should not be the case.
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Quote from: Nigel on January 22, 2011, 03:21:05 AM
and has never paid child support. In fact, I forgave him several thousand in back child support several years ago because he was in a rough spot.
Mr. Language's anxiety attack, maybe a panic attack because I can't tell the difference, was horrible. He was nearly paralyzed. I've never seen anyone like that before.
1. Then you're even, I'd say. Fuck him, tell him to shit in one hand and hope in the other. In fact, tell him to shit in one hand, and shit in the other.
2. That's a panic attack. I used to get them 3 times a week. It usually involved falling down on my office floor for an hour, if you recall.
:x
I've never been present when someone was having one. It's awful.
Yeah, they can look like a heart attack or a stroke. It's scary as fuck. More for him than you...You never do get used to them.
Of course, if you've actually HAD a "cardiac event", there's no comparison...But you can't tell that to someone who doesn't know the difference (which is the difference between "locking up" and "having God stomp on your chest").
Mild synthetic valium works wonders. Lorazapam pretty much put an end to them (alongside losing weight, which isn't his problem).
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 22, 2011, 03:27:08 AM
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OH OH OH
And best of all, nobody is quite clear on how that piece of shit managed to land another wife, but she's really nice, and he, apparently mistaking non-monogamy for being an unethical slimeball, seems to think it's OK to tell Mr. Language and I that he was planning on cheating on her. While she was pregnant. With prostitutes. He can't seem to comprehend that we have absolutely nothing in common with him and are horrified.
They sell these little dictaphones, you know, they look just like a ballpoint pen, and can store about a gig. They don't run much, and they're no end of fun while dealing with someone like your ex.
Not blackmail, of course, that's illegal. It also implies that there would be something he could do that would prevent the file from getting into his wife's hands, which should not be the case.
:lulz: I've considered it. In fact, I feel horribly dirty knowing and not telling her.
Two things stop me; one, the semblance of a stable home my kids get to live in when they're with him, which is half the week. Two, knowing that he is going to fuck it up eventually, and if I don't say anything I won't be the messenger who gets shot.
Oh, and I guess a third thing, which is that I have to work with this asshole in parenting my kids, and it's better for them if he doesn't overtly hate me.
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 22, 2011, 03:27:08 AM
Quote from: Nigel on January 22, 2011, 03:24:38 AM
OH OH OH
And best of all, nobody is quite clear on how that piece of shit managed to land another wife, but she's really nice, and he, apparently mistaking non-monogamy for being an unethical slimeball, seems to think it's OK to tell Mr. Language and I that he was planning on cheating on her. While she was pregnant. With prostitutes. He can't seem to comprehend that we have absolutely nothing in common with him and are horrified.
They sell these little dictaphones, you know, they look just like a ballpoint pen, and can store about a gig. They don't run much, and they're no end of fun while dealing with someone like your ex.
Not blackmail, of course, that's illegal. It also implies that there would be something he could do that would prevent the file from getting into his wife's hands, which should not be the case.
:lulz: I've considered it. In fact, I feel horribly dirty knowing and not telling her.
Two things stop me; one, the semblance of a stable home my kids get to live in when they're with him, which is half the week. Two, knowing that he is going to fuck it up eventually, and if I don't say anything I won't be the messenger who gets shot.
Oh, and I guess a third thing, which is that I have to work with this asshole in parenting my kids, and it's better for them if he doesn't overtly hate me.
On the other hand, not telling her is bad, because he might bring her a little something something he picked up off of some diseased meth whore.
And your kids seem old enough to draw their own conclusions. My nieces had written their useless father off by the time they were 12.
What kills me is that TGRRs pineal shit is STILL more entertaining than most.
And Nigel, I'm sorry. You didn't have to tell us all the details of why you're stressed out, and whether that might change your posts. But I am glad you did, because it increases understanding.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 22, 2011, 04:44:42 AM
What kills me is that TGRRs pineal shit is STILL more entertaining than most.
That's what I was aiming for, but my sense of tact seems to have been eroded by work. :lol:
I have a rant. I have a statement. But it hasn't made it to my fingers yet.
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Quote from: Nigel on January 22, 2011, 03:24:38 AM
OH OH OH
And best of all, nobody is quite clear on how that piece of shit managed to land another wife, but she's really nice, and he, apparently mistaking non-monogamy for being an unethical slimeball, seems to think it's OK to tell Mr. Language and I that he was planning on cheating on her. While she was pregnant. With prostitutes. He can't seem to comprehend that we have absolutely nothing in common with him and are horrified.
They sell these little dictaphones, you know, they look just like a ballpoint pen, and can store about a gig. They don't run much, and they're no end of fun while dealing with someone like your ex.
Not blackmail, of course, that's illegal. It also implies that there would be something he could do that would prevent the file from getting into his wife's hands, which should not be the case.
:lulz: I've considered it. In fact, I feel horribly dirty knowing and not telling her.
Two things stop me; one, the semblance of a stable home my kids get to live in when they're with him, which is half the week. Two, knowing that he is going to fuck it up eventually, and if I don't say anything I won't be the messenger who gets shot.
Oh, and I guess a third thing, which is that I have to work with this asshole in parenting my kids, and it's better for them if he doesn't overtly hate me.
On the other hand, not telling her is bad, because he might bring her a little something something he picked up off of some diseased meth whore.
And your kids seem old enough to draw their own conclusions. My nieces had written their useless father off by the time they were 12.
This is true.
I kind of think it'll get back to her before he does anything though, because I swear to god he's told EVERYFUCKINGONE. Maybe I should call a powwow.
They deleted my first pic? Bastards!
"But that's OKAY, because Ima open my pance and charge my sigils, because nothing says "I need a cigarette" like a little KaOs magick, right?"
:lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 22, 2011, 12:39:50 AM
No need to thank me, citizen. It's only what everyone deserves.
Still not worthy
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TRIP! Make me an emote that combines these three: :x :mittens: :facepalm: Call it: :horrorfacemittens:
Needless to say, I am merely warming to the subject, which I may pursue to the exclusion of other series/projects.
No need to thank me, citizen. It's only what everyone deserves.
This is what America asked for.
No, America asked for batshit insane teabaggers.
PD asked for this. And I'm gonna give PD that loving, you know the kind, where you wake up all gooey and alone in the basement, with a roofie hangover, wearing your sister's clothes. I mean, shit, who hasn't been there?
Um.
I'm really kind of proud and disturbed to have written that.
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Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 22, 2011, 12:38:35 AM
TRIP! Make me an emote that combines these three: :x :mittens: :facepalm: Call it: :horrorfacemittens:
Needless to say, I am merely warming to the subject, which I may pursue to the exclusion of other series/projects.
No need to thank me, citizen. It's only what everyone deserves.
This is what America asked for.
No, America asked for batshit insane teabaggers.
PD asked for this. And I'm gonna give PD that loving, you know the kind, where you wake up all gooey and alone in the basement, with a roofie hangover, wearing your sister's clothes. I mean, shit, who hasn't been there?
Um.
I'm really kind of proud and disturbed to have written that.
DIS FREAD :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:
I love that shit, I love that groove, motherfucker I can't help but move...
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 22, 2011, 12:44:13 AM
PD asked for this. And I'm gonna give PD that loving, you know the kind, where you wake up all gooey and alone in the basement, with a roofie hangover, wearing your sister's clothes. I mean, shit, who hasn't been there?
I don't even HAVE a sister, and I'm horrified by this...
Quote from: Luna on November 04, 2011, 09:44:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 22, 2011, 12:44:13 AM
PD asked for this. And I'm gonna give PD that loving, you know the kind, where you wake up all gooey and alone in the basement, with a roofie hangover, wearing your sister's clothes. I mean, shit, who hasn't been there?
I don't even HAVE a sister, and I'm horrified by this...
Fuck you, I'm
sick! :lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 09:47:09 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 04, 2011, 09:44:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 22, 2011, 12:44:13 AM
PD asked for this. And I'm gonna give PD that loving, you know the kind, where you wake up all gooey and alone in the basement, with a roofie hangover, wearing your sister's clothes. I mean, shit, who hasn't been there?
I don't even HAVE a sister, and I'm horrified by this...
Fuck you, I'm sick! :lulz:
Yeah, but it's the kind of sick that gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling. You know, like the coat on your tongue after an all night binge, the kind that tastes like the entire Russian army marched through your mouth in their wool socks...
:lulz:
Quote from: Luna on November 04, 2011, 09:49:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 09:47:09 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 04, 2011, 09:44:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 22, 2011, 12:44:13 AM
PD asked for this. And I'm gonna give PD that loving, you know the kind, where you wake up all gooey and alone in the basement, with a roofie hangover, wearing your sister's clothes. I mean, shit, who hasn't been there?
I don't even HAVE a sister, and I'm horrified by this...
Fuck you, I'm sick! :lulz:
Yeah, but it's the kind of sick that gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling. You know, like the coat on your tongue after an all night binge, the kind that tastes like the entire Russian army marched through your mouth in their wool socks...
:lulz:
You're
weird.