You sir are a fucking hero,
I'm not mad you have added at least a half an hour to my trip north
or not, state patrol is good at their job.
but thankful in a horrible times where most pinkboys take their sad last few breaths playing a videogame of their own creation, you tossed yourself into the machine, while not as clean as a monk pouring gasoline on themselves or WTF like those crazy Asians teenagers and their nerve gas made from household items.
Bravo, no one really enjoys these public homicide rituals, except maybe fox news.
PS does this mean lynnwood needs to spend millions buying suicide fences like the Aurora bridge
Some lost his shit on I5?
So glad I I didn't feel like driving.
Er... what now? Are you endorsing someone's suicide by highway?
Havnt checked twitter or news but at least he didn't kill a nine year old
Quote from: Able on January 22, 2011, 02:24:52 AM
Havnt checked twitter or news but at least he didn't kill a nine year old
Erm.... If he caused a large traffic accident he might have. Suicide's not cool to begin with, but if you do it in such a way that puts other people at risk, it's not heroic. It's being an asstard. If you're going to off yourself do it right and wash down a bunch of expensive pills with expensive booze in the privacy of your home. With a letter to your next of kin in the same town letting them know to pick up the body. And leave the key under the mat.
Just saying.
Quote from: Able on January 22, 2011, 02:17:53 AM
You sir are a fucking hero,
An hero. AN hero. Get it fucking straight.
And if you admire him so much, perhaps you should consider emulating his example.
Blight, that doesn't appeal to the ego of kids these days.
:fnord: http://juggaloholocaust.wordpress.com/2010/08/29/icp-recommending-suicide-proof-and-lyrics/
Quote from: Doktor Blight on January 22, 2011, 02:31:33 AM
Quote from: Able on January 22, 2011, 02:24:52 AM
Havnt checked twitter or news but at least he didn't kill a nine year old
Erm.... If he caused a large traffic accident he might have. Suicide's not cool to begin with, but if you do it in such a way that puts other people at risk, it's not heroic. It's being an asstard. If you're going to off yourself do it right and wash down a bunch of expensive pills with expensive booze in the privacy of your home. With a letter to your next of kin in the same town letting them know to pick up the body. And leave the key under the mat.
Just saying.
Suicide by pills is among the least successful methods of suicide(worst is jumping from high places). Go for a bullet to the head, or a warm bath with some slit wrists.
Also,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaLLy-U8MkI
Quote from: Able on January 22, 2011, 02:40:25 AM
Blight, that doesn't appeal to the ego of kids these days.
:fnord: http://juggaloholocaust.wordpress.com/2010/08/29/icp-recommending-suicide-proof-and-lyrics/
Fuck the kids. And not Catholic style.
Seriously. If you're going to do it, don't put anyone else at risk.
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on January 22, 2011, 04:13:40 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on January 22, 2011, 02:31:33 AM
Quote from: Able on January 22, 2011, 02:24:52 AM
Havnt checked twitter or news but at least he didn't kill a nine year old
Erm.... If he caused a large traffic accident he might have. Suicide's not cool to begin with, but if you do it in such a way that puts other people at risk, it's not heroic. It's being an asstard. If you're going to off yourself do it right and wash down a bunch of expensive pills with expensive booze in the privacy of your home. With a letter to your next of kin in the same town letting them know to pick up the body. And leave the key under the mat.
Just saying.
Suicide by pills is among the least successful methods of suicide(worst is jumping from high places). Go for a bullet to the head, or a warm bath with some slit wrists.
Also,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaLLy-U8MkI
:emo:
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on January 22, 2011, 04:13:40 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on January 22, 2011, 02:31:33 AM
Quote from: Able on January 22, 2011, 02:24:52 AM
Havnt checked twitter or news but at least he didn't kill a nine year old
Erm.... If he caused a large traffic accident he might have. Suicide's not cool to begin with, but if you do it in such a way that puts other people at risk, it's not heroic. It's being an asstard. If you're going to off yourself do it right and wash down a bunch of expensive pills with expensive booze in the privacy of your home. With a letter to your next of kin in the same town letting them know to pick up the body. And leave the key under the mat.
Just saying.
Suicide by pills is among the least successful methods of suicide(worst is jumping from high places). Go for a bullet to the head, or a warm bath with some slit wrists.
Also,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaLLy-U8MkI
The right pills with enough booze will destroy your liver and there's nothing anybody can do about it. The problem is that most people take the wrong pills.
Also, obviously you don't have the right kind of high places. Where do you live, Fresno?
Quote from: Nigel on January 22, 2011, 06:33:21 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on January 22, 2011, 04:13:40 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on January 22, 2011, 02:31:33 AM
Quote from: Able on January 22, 2011, 02:24:52 AM
Havnt checked twitter or news but at least he didn't kill a nine year old
Erm.... If he caused a large traffic accident he might have. Suicide's not cool to begin with, but if you do it in such a way that puts other people at risk, it's not heroic. It's being an asstard. If you're going to off yourself do it right and wash down a bunch of expensive pills with expensive booze in the privacy of your home. With a letter to your next of kin in the same town letting them know to pick up the body. And leave the key under the mat.
Just saying.
Suicide by pills is among the least successful methods of suicide(worst is jumping from high places). Go for a bullet to the head, or a warm bath with some slit wrists.
Also,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaLLy-U8MkI
The right pills with enough booze will destroy your liver and there's nothing anybody can do about it. The problem is that most people take the wrong pills.
Also, obviously you don't have the right kind of high places. Where do you live, Fresno?
Im just talking statistics.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/06/30/suicides-half-of-gun-deat_n_110043.html
QuoteThe American Public Health Association, the American Association of Suicidology and two other groups filed a legal brief supporting the district's ban. The brief challenged arguments that if a gun is not available, suicidal people will just kill themselves using other means.
More than 90 percent of suicide attempts using guns are successful, while the success rate for jumping from high places was 34 percent. The success rate for drug overdose was 2 percent, the brief said, citing studies.
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/theblotter/2014000733_all_lanes_of_northbound_i-5_in.html
Damn only fourteen years old...
i would assume the success rate of jumping from high places is low because it counts people that get up on a bridge or building and make a show of it, then get talked down once some poor sap who's payed to do it convinces them that they are a special shining star and that everybody actually loves them.
if they only counted only the folks who stepped off without anyone there to try and save them, im guessing it would be a little higher.
I used to work with a dude who jumped off a bridge and fucked both his legs up. He used to "make you a cup of tea" somedays when he felt friendly. He messed his gait up so bad in the attempt that after he brought you the cup of tea you had to go and mop the entire hallway and kitchen. Don't jump if you don't mean it, kids.
People jump off the bridges here quite a bit. And the bridges like it.