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I just want to congratulate everybody for doing such a kick ass job cleaning up after Roger's latest Godzilla moment. Honestly, you all deserve a congressional medal of honor for what you're doing, but because Roger controls congress, that will not be happening any time soon. So the best I can do is to start this thread where we can pat each other on the back for doing damage control. And also point out some of the loose ends that need to be tied up.
Richter - I hear you found homes for those orphans. Did you manage to get the stains off their flesh?
LMNO - thanks for handling the situation at the church. Did you have any luck convincing the clergy that roger isn't actually god? We do really need to do that before they start collecting tithes for him again.
Rev Whats-His-Name - You're doing a great job counseling the survivors. I especially appreciate how you delicately handled the PSTD victims. That one guy who kept saying "mind rays!" was really freaking out the others.
Cainad - good work organizing the cleanup effort. The long island sound is going to need a few years to recover but at least we clamped off the spillage before it reached the escape boats.
Suu - I think we can all breathe a sigh of relief that you're good with that blade. I don't know what we would have done if the cultists had made it through the barricade.
Sister Fracture - Where did you learn how to treat radiation poisoning? Anyway, you came in just at the nick of time.
Jenne - I was impressed that you can drive so well under pressure. And despite being shot at, managed to keep the car steady enough that Hoopla could finish the surgery.
Eater of Clowns - well... at least you tried. Some of us only have minor cuts and burns.
Luna - you were the only one that noticed that the zombies were just a distraction. I think we're all sorry for not believing you at first. You performed when it mattered, which was right before the explosion.
Let it never be said that there isn't some wisdom in building a malfunctioning device for the enemy. If they win, hey, it was just a malfunction. If they lose, it was brilliant sabotage! 8)
No need to thank me. The free world demanded it.
:lulz:
:mittens:
(have no words)
Doktor Blight - I wouldn't have chosen a melee weapon. What you did took BALLS OF STEEL.
Sigmatic - Where did you learn how to ride a motorcycle like that? for that matter, where did you learn how to dismount with a flip?
Khara - if you hadn't looked up at just the right time, we'd all be pterodactyl food right now.
Unqualified - Good work, but next time, let somebody else man the turrets :lulz:
Captain Utopia - I never figured you for a motivational speaker, but when the chips are down, you're like william wallace or something.
Iptuous - I haven't seen moves like that since the icecapades. Bravo!
Charlie Brown - You could probably make some good cash in the coming months performing more exorcisms
:mittens:
Actually it just sort of happened. I meant to downshift.
I've managed to get the majority of clergy back down to a Level Four belief pattern: In this case, Libertarian Pentacostal Anabaptist Objectivists. I'll need another five copies of Science and Sanity, and a subscription to Entertainment Weekly before I can go any further. Of course, there were some we couldn't save, and we regrettably had to take them behind the chemical sheds to be shot.
I was only trying to have a good time.
It isn't easy, having a good time. Even smiling makes my face ache. :sad:
Quote from: Cramulus on February 11, 2011, 04:56:06 PM
Luna - you were the only one that noticed that the zombies were just a distraction. I think we're all sorry for not believing you at first. You performed when it mattered, which was right before the explosion.
Of course the zombies were a distraction. Loud, stumbling, smelly... Toss 'em in with the drunks and the only way to tell them apart is which ones are trying to eat brains. No real threat, there, even if they were trying to use the orphans which were duct-taped to them as human shields. Really, NOBODY uses zombies as a main threat.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2011, 05:06:40 PM
I was only trying to have a good time.
It isn't easy, having a good time. Even smiling makes my face ache. :sad:
Come!
It's time for the floor show!
Quote from: Suu on February 11, 2011, 05:10:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2011, 05:06:40 PM
I was only trying to have a good time.
It isn't easy, having a good time. Even smiling makes my face ache. :sad:
Come!
It's time for the floor show!
Seriously, I don't know what everyone's bitching about. I was only out for a drive in the jeep, mostly.
Mostly.
It seemed highly unethical for me to sedate the PTSD victims with Jenkem, but, tough times call for tough measures.
Requia - you should teach classes on improvisational weapons. But I never figured it out - why do you carry around all those VHS cassettes?
StoreBrand - That guy from the center for disease control asked me if you were looking for a job. I guess that means you impressed them. :lol:
Madigan T Nubilous - I'm shocked you survived that fall! You recovering okay?
MMIX - Not many people can still fire a gun after losing an arm. Ingenuous!
Quote from: Cramulus on February 11, 2011, 04:56:06 PM
Richter - I hear you found homes for those orphans. Did you manage to get the stains off their flesh?
Yes, but I'll never be able to remove the stain from their souls, or the memories of what happened. They are coping though. I gave them all the "Battletech" supplement that deals with anti-mech infantry. They are now a near fanatical group of child - warriors who are willing to scale and demolish kaijuu, giants, or mobile armor to plant satchel charges and trip cables.
themenniss - I guess you were right. All those years of watching Ninja Turtles paid off.
Sir Squid Diddimus - A&E wants to buy your story. Which is surprising because none of us buy it. :lulz:
Every word is true.
EVERY. WORD.
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 11, 2011, 05:21:19 PM
Every word is true.
EVERY. WORD.
Bullshit. The reason I had my head in the back of that jet engine was to check for Al Qaeda bombs. I was NOT "huffing" the exhaust. My subsequent behavior was caused by too much Chicken Palak, not being all high on JP2.
And you have precisely no evidence tying me to the hedge-trimmer incident at the special needs school, and I'll sue you for libel if you say otherwise.
oh so that guy on the tape must be one of your cronies wearing a roger mask, right?
*somebody whispers something to Cramulus from off-stage*
...wait you do actually have cronies with Roger masks?
Shit. That detective has his work cut out for him this weekend.
Also, for the record, I did NOT put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop. That was the "rock" group "
The Platters", and they are responsible for the mess at the grocery store.
Nor did I throw any puppies in the well. That was just El Nino. Happens every 7 years.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2011, 05:23:54 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 11, 2011, 05:21:19 PM
Every word is true.
EVERY. WORD.
Bullshit. The reason I had my head in the back of that jet engine was to check for Al Qaeda bombs. I was NOT "huffing" the exhaust. My subsequent behavior was caused by too much Chicken Palak, not being all high on JP2.
And you have precisely no evidence tying me to the hedge-trimmer incident at the special needs school, and I'll sue you for libel if you say otherwise.
Which uh, reminds me, sir, bearing in your forgiving mind that my aforementioned device was constrained by time, budget, and manpower, well, it seems your lawyer team met an unfortunate end. I can't be certain what precisely happened to them, but we're just now getting through the booby traps on their torso pile and retrieving the heads was rather problematic (on top of a pipe organ and bullet ants in their mouths? really?).
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2011, 05:32:19 PM
Also, for the record, I did NOT put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop. That was the "rock" group "
The Platters", and they are responsible for the mess at the grocery store.
Nor did I throw any puppies in the well. That was just El Nino. Happens every 7 years.
Yeah, well, we know damn well you were responsible for the shama lama ding dong. It's got your handiwork written all over it.
No seriously, we turned it over and there was a tag that said "Roger's Handi Work
tm"
QuoteCainad - good work organizing the cleanup effort. The long island sound is going to need a few years to recover but at least we clamped off the spillage before it reached the escape boats.
Thanks. Honestly, after seeing what was going on with the scallops and the harbor seals, I wasn't even mad anymore, just horribly confused. How the heck does anyone get that much cocktail sauce that far out to sea?
Quote from: Cramulus on February 11, 2011, 05:03:37 PM
Unqualified - Good work, but next time, let somebody else man the turrets :lulz:
Hey, I got in a few hits! Besides, who heard the BIKAWWWW! over the clatter of gunfire and moaning of the undead? If it wasn't for me, you'd have been up to your necks in pterodactyl.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2011, 05:32:19 PM
Nor did I throw any puppies in the well. That was just El Nino. Happens every 7 years.
Isn't that your nickname for your genitals? Sick, dude.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 11, 2011, 05:35:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2011, 05:32:19 PM
Also, for the record, I did NOT put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop. That was the "rock" group "
The Platters", and they are responsible for the mess at the grocery store.
Nor did I throw any puppies in the well. That was just El Nino. Happens every 7 years.
Yeah, well, we know damn well you were responsible for the shama lama ding dong. It's got your handiwork written all over it.
No seriously, we turned it over and there was a tag that said "Roger's Handi Worktm"
My obsession with attribution will be the death of me, one fine day.
Okay, so I did the Little Richard thing. But you fuckers were asking for it.
Quote from: Cramulus on February 11, 2011, 05:37:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2011, 05:32:19 PM
Nor did I throw any puppies in the well. That was just El Nino. Happens every 7 years.
Isn't that your nickname for your genitals? Sick, dude.
THAT El Nino happens a little more often.
Quote from: Cramulus on February 11, 2011, 05:13:14 PM
Requia - you should teach classes on improvisational weapons. But I never figured it out - why do you carry around all those VHS cassettes?
I don't usually, but there was this place that only sells VHS stuff, and I got carried away.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 11, 2011, 05:35:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2011, 05:32:19 PM
Also, for the record, I did NOT put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop. That was the "rock" group "
The Platters", and they are responsible for the mess at the grocery store.
Nor did I throw any puppies in the well. That was just El Nino. Happens every 7 years.
Yeah, well, we know damn well you were responsible for the shama lama ding dong. It's got your handiwork written all over it.
No seriously, we turned it over and there was a tag that said "Roger's Handi Worktm"
To be fair, it
was after someone put the ram in his ramma lamma ding dong.
That was the walrus wasn't it?
There are many things I will do. Speculating about a man's ramma lamma ding dong when we've barely been introduced is not among them.
Usually.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 11, 2011, 05:42:58 PM
That was the walrus wasn't it?
I'm pretty sure it was the eggman.
coo coo c'choo
QuoteSister Fracture - Where did you learn how to treat radiation poisoning? Anyway, you came in just at the nick of time.
Oh, was that radiation poisoning? I thought people had just been out in the sun too long. That's what sun poisoning looks like HERE, anyway. I'm glad I could be of service, I'm always a fan of doing something METAL.
>.>
What the hell did I miss?
I was assuming that this is a rebuttal to Cramulus is a SPAG thread.
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on February 11, 2011, 08:08:45 PM
>.>
What the hell did I miss?
Cramulus is trying to deflect attention away from his evil bastardry, by calling attention to a minor incident from a few days back.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2011, 08:10:49 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on February 11, 2011, 08:08:45 PM
>.>
What the hell did I miss?
Cramulus is trying to deflect attention away from his evil bastardry, by calling attention to a minor incident from a few days back.
Minor?
Quote from: Cramulus on February 11, 2011, 05:03:37 PM
Khara - if you hadn't looked up at just the right time, we'd all be pterodactyl food right now.
Oh thank goodness you think that was a warning, otherwise you might realize..... oh wait, I WAS warning everyone.
Nothing to see here.
Quote from: Sister Fracture on February 11, 2011, 08:09:36 PM
I was assuming that this is a rebuttal to Cramulus is a SPAG thread.
you must consider mubarak here also the cameltoe
3 MILLION WELSH WOULD NOT CONSIDER THIS A "MINOR" INCIDENT
:hashishim:
(((btw - before anybody feels left out, the people I addressed upthread were the people who were online at the time)))
Quote from: Cramulus on February 11, 2011, 08:21:41 PM
(((btw - before anybody feels left out, the people I addressed upthread were the people who were online at the time)))
Kinda wondered how I'd made the list, actually.
I feel left out, but that's okay, because I like being left out.
I keep telling myself that, but it doesn't stop the hurting.
Quote from: Cuddlefish on February 11, 2011, 09:47:50 PM
I feel left out, but that's okay, because I like being left out.
I keep telling myself that, but it doesn't stop the hurting.
Cuddlefish - You performed your duty of "Guy We Forgot to Call Whilst Bringing Down Roger" admirably.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 11, 2011, 09:49:26 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on February 11, 2011, 09:47:50 PM
I feel left out, but that's okay, because I like being left out.
I keep telling myself that, but it doesn't stop the hurting.
Cuddlefish - You performed your duty of "Guy We Forgot to Call Whilst Bringing Down Roger" admirably.
And, hey, at least you didn't get any of the goo in your clothes. I had to burn my best leather jacket.
Quote from: Luna on February 11, 2011, 09:50:24 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 11, 2011, 09:49:26 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on February 11, 2011, 09:47:50 PM
I feel left out, but that's okay, because I like being left out.
I keep telling myself that, but it doesn't stop the hurting.
Cuddlefish - You performed your duty of "Guy We Forgot to Call Whilst Bringing Down Roger" admirably.
And, hey, at least you didn't get any of the goo in your clothes. I had to burn my best leather jacket.
I told you not to touch that, but NOOOOOO, you had to be the heroine who took TGRR down.
TGRR,
Hires midgets to handle that shit when he goes to the can.
Quote from: Luna on February 11, 2011, 09:50:24 PM
And, hey, at least you didn't get any of the goo in your clothes.
Sure I did. It was just my own... :fap:
Note to self: Next time, replace "goo" with "zombie brains." Or anything else that won't take the conversation down alleys which make one want to find a good bottle of brain bleach.
Quote from: Luna on February 11, 2011, 09:55:51 PM
Note to self: Next time, replace "goo" with "zombie brains." Or anything else that won't take the conversation down alleys which make one want to find a good bottle of brain bleach.
Those things that look like garter snakes? Monster syphilis spirochetes. You have to use a machete.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2011, 09:57:28 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 11, 2011, 09:55:51 PM
Note to self: Next time, replace "goo" with "zombie brains." Or anything else that won't take the conversation down alleys which make one want to find a good bottle of brain bleach.
Those things that look like garter snakes? Monster syphilis spirochetes. You have to use a machete.
Yeah, the flamethrower wasn't doing the job.
Quote from: Luna on February 11, 2011, 09:59:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2011, 09:57:28 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 11, 2011, 09:55:51 PM
Note to self: Next time, replace "goo" with "zombie brains." Or anything else that won't take the conversation down alleys which make one want to find a good bottle of brain bleach.
Those things that look like garter snakes? Monster syphilis spirochetes. You have to use a machete.
Yeah, the flamethrower wasn't doing the job.
The acidic ooze they use to burn through condoms is flame-resistant.
We felt the shockwave all the way to Edmonton :x
You've got to watch your diet, Roger. The Canadian Armed Forces are considering a pre-emptive strike to cut off your Vindaloo supplies.
Quote from: Luna on February 11, 2011, 09:55:51 PM
Note to self: Next time, replace "goo" with "zombie brains." Or anything else that won't take the conversation down alleys which make one want to find a good bottle of brain bleach.
What can I say. If I'm not included, I'll be left to my own devices... wait, you have
brain bleach!?!?
But, srsly, I may not have been directly involved, but I do like to watch :wink:
I bet you guys are feeling pretty creeped out right about now.
Quote from: Cuddlefish on February 11, 2011, 10:10:07 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 11, 2011, 09:55:51 PM
Note to self: Next time, replace "goo" with "zombie brains." Or anything else that won't take the conversation down alleys which make one want to find a good bottle of brain bleach.
What can I say. If I'm not included, I'll be left to my own devices... wait, you have brain bleach!?!?
I stocked up before I delurked. It seemed wise.
Quote from: Cuddlefish on February 11, 2011, 10:17:46 PM
But, srsly, I may not have been directly involved, but I do like to watch :wink:
I bet you guys are feeling pretty creeped out right about now.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2011, 09:57:28 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 11, 2011, 09:55:51 PM
Note to self: Next time, replace "goo" with "zombie brains." Or anything else that won't take the conversation down alleys which make one want to find a good bottle of brain bleach.
Those things that look like garter snakes? Monster syphilis spirochetes. You have to use a machete parang.
Fixed for additional awesomeness.
I seem to have missed this thread entirely- will read whole thing at home.
:lulz:
I loved this thread.
:lulz: Holy shit I missed this.
:lulz:
Holy Carp! THIS is what happened? I had wondered what caused the shift in FEMA policy and funding!
http://www.planning.org/newsreleases/2011/feb11.htm (http://www.planning.org/newsreleases/2011/feb11.htm)
Quote
"The next generation report will be written so it is as comprehensive as and even more helpful than the original."
During the next three years, there will be opportunities for experts within the hazard mitigation and disaster recovery fields to contribute ideas, case studies and materials for the report.
* Passage of the Disaster Mitigation Act of 2000;
* Adoption of the new National Response Framework (including ESF-14);
* FEMA's absorption into the new U.S. Department of Homeland Security;
* Lessons from Hurricanes Katrina, Rita and Ike and other recent disasters;
* Modernization of the Flood Insurance Rate Maps; :fnord:
* Additional requirements and disaster enforcement within the state of Florida;
* The impact of climate change;
* The Post Katrina Emergency Management Reform Act; and
* The National Disaster Recovery Framework.
During the next three years, there will be opportunities for experts within the hazard mitigation and disaster recovery fields to contribute ideas, case studies and materials for the report.
I thought they were being a bit vague.
Thank you, all of you, for what you contributed to the world and it's people's continued prosperity.
You, the un-sung heroes are owed a great debt by us all!
Oh wow.
Who was it who had the thing about the director of FEMA being the one person best suited to lead the country?
Quote from: Nigel on November 16, 2011, 02:57:44 AM
Oh wow.
Who was it who had the thing about the director of FEMA being the one person best suited to lead the country?
All of Louisiana, I think.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 16, 2011, 01:20:49 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 16, 2011, 02:57:44 AM
Oh wow.
Who was it who had the thing about the director of FEMA being the one person best suited to lead the country?
All of Louisiana, I think.
:horrormirth:
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 16, 2011, 01:20:49 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 16, 2011, 02:57:44 AM
Oh wow.
Who was it who had the thing about the director of FEMA being the one person best suited to lead the country?
All of Louisiana, I think.
:horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: