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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2011, 12:49:53 AM

Title: ATTENTION: IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT SUU HAS A MUBARAK.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2011, 12:49:53 AM
AN ASS THAT WON'T QUIT.

THAT IS ALL.

YOU MAY NOW RETURN TO YOUR LABORS.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT SUU HAS A MUBARAK.
Post by: Suu on February 15, 2011, 12:59:04 AM
I think you want death.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT SUU HAS A MUBARAK.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2011, 01:00:44 AM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 15, 2011, 12:59:04 AM
I think you want death.

I think I've been saying that for 8 years.   :lulz:

TGRR,
Got no brain, got no sense.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT SUU HAS A MUBARAK.
Post by: Don Coyote on February 15, 2011, 01:01:00 AM
Pictures?
Title: Re: ATTENTION: IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT SUU HAS A MUBARAK.
Post by: Suu on February 15, 2011, 01:02:49 AM
This had to have come from that pic of me on facebook bitching about my waist-to-hip ratio.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT SUU HAS A MUBARAK.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2011, 01:03:21 AM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on February 15, 2011, 01:01:00 AM
Pictures?

No brain ---> (http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/IMG000140.jpg) <--- no sense.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT SUU HAS A MUBARAK.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2011, 01:03:38 AM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 15, 2011, 01:02:49 AM
This had to have come from that pic of me on facebook bitching about my waist-to-hip ratio.

My reply there was even more fucked up.   :lulz:
Title: Re: ATTENTION: IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT SUU HAS A MUBARAK.
Post by: Suu on February 15, 2011, 01:05:13 AM
QuoteHamish Howl Hips are good. Women have a warped view of the world. This is why men should keep them doped up on roofies.

:spag:
Title: Re: ATTENTION: IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT SUU HAS A MUBARAK.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2011, 01:05:49 AM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 15, 2011, 01:05:13 AM
QuoteHamish Howl Hips are good. Women have a warped view of the world. This is why men should keep them doped up on roofies.

:spag:

:lulz:
Title: Re: ATTENTION: IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT SUU HAS A MUBARAK.
Post by: Suu on February 15, 2011, 01:06:46 AM
 :suu:
Title: Re: ATTENTION: IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT SUU HAS A MUBARAK.
Post by: Suu on February 15, 2011, 01:07:28 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2011, 01:03:21 AM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on February 15, 2011, 01:01:00 AM
Pictures?

No brain ---> (http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/IMG000140.jpg) <--- no sense.


Yoooooooooooink.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT SUU HAS A MUBARAK.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2011, 01:08:02 AM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 15, 2011, 01:07:28 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2011, 01:03:21 AM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on February 15, 2011, 01:01:00 AM
Pictures?

No brain ---> (http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/IMG000140.jpg) <--- no sense.


Yoooooooooooink.

Oh, dear.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT SUU HAS A MUBARAK.
Post by: Suu on February 15, 2011, 01:09:40 AM
You earned this.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT SUU HAS A MUBARAK.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2011, 01:12:53 AM
NOW WITH ADDED RIDICULOUS MUSTACHE!

(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/IMG000161.jpg)
Title: Re: ATTENTION: IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT SUU HAS A MUBARAK.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2011, 01:18:31 AM
OH
FOR
FUCK'S
SAKE,
SUU!


:madbanana: :lulz:
Title: Re: ATTENTION: IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT SUU HAS A MUBARAK.
Post by: Suu on February 15, 2011, 01:19:47 AM
BOW TO ME, DESERT DWELLER. FOR I, PRINCESS KAOUSUU THE APOSTATE, IS YOUR NEW GOD-EMPRESS!
Title: Re: ATTENTION: IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT SUU HAS A MUBARAK.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2011, 01:22:31 AM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 15, 2011, 01:19:47 AM
BOW TO ME, DESERT DWELLER. FOR I, PRINCESS KAOUSUU THE APOSTATE, IS YOUR NEW GOD-EMPRESS!

I choose to take to the hills.  My response will be no run-of-the-mill WOMPing, but rather a desecration of all that is right in good in Providence, or even your facebook wall.

Title: Re: ATTENTION: IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT SUU HAS A MUBARAK.
Post by: Suu on February 15, 2011, 01:24:04 AM
I also ask that you keep it relatively safe. My parents are my "friends".

Bring it on, Old Man.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT SUU HAS A MUBARAK.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2011, 01:25:36 AM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 15, 2011, 01:24:04 AM
I also ask that you keep it relatively safe. My parents are my "friends".

Bring it on, Old Man.

It will be "relatively" safe.  No pron, no gore.

Just me.   :)
Title: Re: ATTENTION: IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT SUU HAS A MUBARAK.
Post by: Suu on February 15, 2011, 01:29:46 AM
(http://robbie93andhotchildxox.net/Smileys/default/yawn_emote.gif)
Title: Re: ATTENTION: IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT SUU HAS A MUBARAK.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2011, 01:31:30 AM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 15, 2011, 01:29:46 AM
(http://robbie93andhotchildxox.net/Smileys/default/yawn_emote.gif)

I'm planning this with the notion in mind that I won't be making it to Rhode Island this year.   :lulz:
Title: Re: ATTENTION: IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT SUU HAS A MUBARAK.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2011, 01:32:23 AM
Also, you WERE my Empress, til you and Cainad turned on AZ for no apparent reason.

Now we are Fremen, and we'll fucking your Sardukar.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT SUU HAS A MUBARAK.
Post by: Don Coyote on February 15, 2011, 01:35:05 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2011, 01:32:23 AM
Also, you WERE my Empress, til you and Cainad turned on AZ for no apparent reason.

Now we are Fremen, and we'll fucking your Sardukar.

The Desert, breeding ground for accidentally the whole Sardukar.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT SUU HAS A MUBARAK.
Post by: Suu on February 15, 2011, 01:35:21 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2011, 01:32:23 AM
Also, you WERE my Empress, til you and Cainad turned on AZ for no apparent reason.

Now we are Fremen, and we'll fucking your Sardukar.

We didn't turn, we were deliberately attacked first.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT SUU HAS A MUBARAK.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2011, 01:38:02 AM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 15, 2011, 01:35:21 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2011, 01:32:23 AM
Also, you WERE my Empress, til you and Cainad turned on AZ for no apparent reason.

Now we are Fremen, and we'll fucking your Sardukar.

We didn't turn, we were deliberately attacked first.

Balls.  Cainad outright said it was time to throw us to the wolves, as we were busy with Alaska and that other place that's full of Inuit.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT SUU HAS A MUBARAK.
Post by: Suu on February 15, 2011, 01:40:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2011, 01:38:02 AM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 15, 2011, 01:35:21 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2011, 01:32:23 AM
Also, you WERE my Empress, til you and Cainad turned on AZ for no apparent reason.

Now we are Fremen, and we'll fucking your Sardukar.

We didn't turn, we were deliberately attacked first.

Balls.  Cainad outright said it was time to throw us to the wolves, as we were busy with Alaska and that other place that's full of Inuit.

What other place?


Oh, THAT other place. The place where Remington lives.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT SUU HAS A MUBARAK.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2011, 01:40:57 AM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 15, 2011, 01:40:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2011, 01:38:02 AM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 15, 2011, 01:35:21 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2011, 01:32:23 AM
Also, you WERE my Empress, til you and Cainad turned on AZ for no apparent reason.

Now we are Fremen, and we'll fucking your Sardukar.

We didn't turn, we were deliberately attacked first.

Balls.  Cainad outright said it was time to throw us to the wolves, as we were busy with Alaska and that other place that's full of Inuit.

What other place?


Oh, THAT other place. The place where Remington lives.

No, Pennsylvania.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT SUU HAS A MUBARAK.
Post by: Suu on February 15, 2011, 01:45:00 AM
Oh.

Well, fuck that place.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT SUU HAS A MUBARAK.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2011, 01:45:42 AM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 15, 2011, 01:45:00 AM
Oh.

Well, fuck that place.

God beat me to it.   :lulz:
Title: Re: ATTENTION: IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT SUU HAS A MUBARAK.
Post by: Suu on February 15, 2011, 01:49:07 AM
It has what? Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, and some Amish in between. Oh, and Yuengling.

The very premise of Pennsic War is that neither the East Kingdom or the Middle Kingdom actually WANTED Pittsburgh, so they fought over who didn't want it.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT SUU HAS A MUBARAK.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2011, 01:50:52 AM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 15, 2011, 01:49:07 AM
It has what? Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, and some Amish in between. Oh, and Yuengling.

The very premise of Pennsic War is that neither the East Kingdom or the Middle Kingdom actually WANTED Pittsburgh, so they fought over who didn't want it.

Oh, I know.  That was the best joke in the SCA in the 80s (most of our jokes back then wore bad monk's habits and had barely a passing acquaintance with the shower).
Title: Re: ATTENTION: IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT SUU HAS A MUBARAK.
Post by: Suu on February 15, 2011, 01:57:34 AM
We still have those jokes too.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT SUU HAS A MUBARAK.
Post by: Suu on February 15, 2011, 02:05:14 AM
FUCK.

I need to get all new camping equipment. Oh holy tax return...