Ask me anything,
Answers may or may not be rational, readable or intelligible, or intelligent for that matter.
Where does it all go when it's not there anymore?
Into the realm of non-existence.
Which I approximate is somewhere near the Merck Plant in Biddeford, Maine.
wHY AREN'T YOU WORKING? wHAT DO YOU WORK AS?
btw where's maine and is there a 6pm train i can catch?
Quote from: Subtract Eight! on March 08, 2011, 09:08:04 PM
wHY AREN'T YOU WORKING?
The gears are stuck.
QuotewHAT DO YOU WORK AS?
Professional Killjoy
Quotebtw where's maine and is there a 6pm train i can catch?
Depends on who you ask. For example, if you were to ask, say, a meteorologist, they would tell you that Maine doesn't exist.
Another way you can find Maine in three easy steps:
1. Buy a plane ticket for any destination on the Eastern U.S. Seaboard.
2. Look and act like a terrorist who might blow up the plane or drive it into a crowd of school children.
3. Voila! You'll be in Maine.
Randolph William Hearst sunk the Maine and then took photos, or something. It's HISTORICAL FACT
It occurs to me we need a Beck/Alex Jones smiley, for obvious reasons.
When someone utters a phrase that includes the words "self-referential meta-humor", does that make it self-referential meta-humor?
QuoteThe gears are stuck.
He was taken aback, these new pieces of information, didn't seem to add up.QuoteProfessional Killjoy
Or, maybe they did, maybe somehow, his old life was somehow, speaking, to him. QuoteDepends on who you ask. For example, if you were to ask, say, a meteorologist, they would tell you that Maine doesn't exist.
It almost made sense now, the cube, the cube of time, it had begun to defy the all powerful rain magics. How would I catch the flight now? Would I land in a land of nothingness? Where was this Maine truly? Or perhaps am I looking for something even bigger than I imagined? Was it perhaps, the Main. The immutable Truth? Or are you on your lunch break perchance?
What kind of meat would poop be, if it were delicious?
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 08, 2011, 09:20:20 PM
When someone utters a phrase that includes the words "self-referential meta-humor", does that make it self-referential meta-humor?
Did anyone else hear them utter the phrase?
Was it in the middle of the woods?
Was it perchance in a box with a fox?
Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on March 08, 2011, 11:53:42 PM
What kind of meat would poop be, if it were delicious?
Bacon Fat soaked Bacon wrapped in Rendered Beef marinated in sheep's blood.
Quote from: Subtract Eight! on March 08, 2011, 09:21:18 PM
QuoteThe gears are stuck.
He was taken aback, these new pieces of information, didn't seem to add up.
QuoteProfessional Killjoy
Or, maybe they did, maybe somehow, his old life was somehow, speaking, to him.
QuoteDepends on who you ask. For example, if you were to ask, say, a meteorologist, they would tell you that Maine doesn't exist.
It almost made sense now, the cube, the cube of time, it had begun to defy the all powerful rain magics. How would I catch the flight now? Would I land in a land of nothingness? Where was this Maine truly? Or perhaps am I looking for something even bigger than I imagined? Was it perhaps, the Main. The immutable Truth? Or are you on your lunch break perchance?
I read this while listening to Madrugaga Eterna by KLF..... which is already a cutup of old-scat-talking, floaty electronica string music and train noises.
:fnord: :asplode: :fnord:
haha that reminds me to get some klf again post-computer restart...
I was going for pseudo film noir detective bladerunner thingy so that worked out p well imo :- ]
Any chance for the Cards this year without Wainright? :cry:
Probably not. On the bright side....
Why is the rum always gone?
Quote from: Lies on March 09, 2011, 01:23:58 PM
Why is the rum always gone?
The rum isn't always gone. It is just playing hard to get.
Can I create a pention to ban history from our schools.
Something about having to prep ourselfs from time travelers who will use our own history books against us
or
:?
No. To prepare ourselves for the coming temporal terrorists, we should simply adapt History books and re-edit them as Choose Your Own Adventure style History books.
I believe this is already being pilot tested in Texas.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 09, 2011, 05:02:19 PM
No. To prepare ourselves for the coming temporal terrorists, we should simply adapt History books and re-edit them as Choose Your Own Adventure style History books.
I believe this is already being pilot tested in Texas.
:mittens:
:lulz:
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 09, 2011, 04:55:51 PM
Quote from: Lies on March 09, 2011, 01:23:58 PM
Why is the rum always gone?
The rum isn't always gone. It is just playing hard to get.
Stop chasing the rum and...she'll come back?
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on March 09, 2011, 05:00:30 PM
Can I create a pention to ban history from our schools.
Something about having to prep ourselfs from time travelers who will use our own history books against us
or
:?
LOL. I can't believe this one's still meme-ing.