Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on March 09, 2011, 12:11:17 AM

Title: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on March 09, 2011, 12:11:17 AM
....have my consciousness uploaded into the Internet.

(http://i.imgur.com/zMVP9.jpg)

More on the stencil version of the project here:
http://candychang.com/before-i-die-in-nola/

And what I believe is the original polaroid version:
http://www.beforeidieiwantto.org/usa_kansas.html

So how about you?
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: Jasper on March 09, 2011, 12:14:55 AM
:lulz: @ that one on the bottom left

Me?  Do something that makes it impossible to forget me.

Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: Subtract Eight! on March 09, 2011, 12:18:12 AM
Awhhh, makes me happy.

Before I die I want to play in my band and/or find love.
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on March 09, 2011, 12:22:51 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 09, 2011, 12:14:55 AM
:lulz: @ that one on the bottom left


Yeah, so far it's my favorite.
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: Eater of Clowns on March 09, 2011, 12:23:10 AM
finish this sente
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: Subtract Eight! on March 09, 2011, 12:23:57 AM
The bottom left also seems like he's probably most likely already died a happy Nirvana!
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on March 09, 2011, 12:33:37 AM
Quote from: Subtract Eight! on March 09, 2011, 12:23:57 AM
The bottom left also seems like he's probably most likely already died a happy Nirvana!

Yeah, typical Buddhist.
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: Subtract Eight! on March 09, 2011, 12:46:37 AM
Always figuring shit out first.
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: AFK on March 09, 2011, 01:34:14 AM
I thought he was fingering out the shit. 
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: AFK on March 09, 2011, 01:34:46 AM
Before I die I want this fucking grant to be finished so I can move on and do something else. 
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: President Television on March 09, 2011, 01:35:47 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 09, 2011, 01:34:14 AM
I thought he was fingering out the shit. 

You really crack me up.
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: Subtract Eight! on March 09, 2011, 01:46:41 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 09, 2011, 01:34:14 AM
I thought he was fingering out the shit. 
haha hell yes. 200 points.
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: President Television on March 09, 2011, 02:50:09 AM
Before I die, I want to become a genuine supervillain and conquer the planet.
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: The Wizard on March 09, 2011, 03:48:54 AM
Before I die I want to take down a genuine super-villain and save the planet.
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: Luna on March 09, 2011, 03:52:07 AM
Before I die, I want to experience zero gravity.
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: President Television on March 09, 2011, 04:09:19 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on March 09, 2011, 03:48:54 AM
Before I die I want to take down a genuine super-villain and save the planet.

Well met, my nemesis.

And so the dance begins.

EDIT: Really, though, saving the world would be cool. There just needs to be someone to save it from. You owe people like me your job, hero.
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: Jasper on March 09, 2011, 04:34:08 AM
Ooh!  Do a "we are not so different, you and I" monologue! 
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: Phox on March 09, 2011, 05:51:18 AM
Quote from: Unqualified on March 09, 2011, 04:09:19 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on March 09, 2011, 03:48:54 AM
Before I die I want to take down a genuine super-villain and save the planet.

Well met, my nemesis.

And so the dance begins.

EDIT: Really, though, saving the world would be cool. There just needs to be someone to save it from. You owe people like me your job, hero.
You bastard! SEmaj is MY nemesis! Get your own!  :argh!:
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on March 09, 2011, 05:55:58 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on March 09, 2011, 03:48:54 AM
Before I die I want to take down a genuine super-villain and save the planet.

Osama Bin Laden is still out there somewhere.

I dont know if youd be saving the planet but Im pretty sure he qualifies as a super villain.
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: President Television on March 09, 2011, 06:06:35 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 09, 2011, 05:51:18 AM
Quote from: Unqualified on March 09, 2011, 04:09:19 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on March 09, 2011, 03:48:54 AM
Before I die I want to take down a genuine super-villain and save the planet.

Well met, my nemesis.

And so the dance begins.

EDIT: Really, though, saving the world would be cool. There just needs to be someone to save it from. You owe people like me your job, hero.
You bastard! SEmaj is MY nemesis! Get your own!  :argh!:

Semaj is Dok Howl's nemesis too, if I recall correctly. He's like the village bicycle of antagonism.
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: Jasper on March 09, 2011, 06:10:15 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on March 09, 2011, 05:55:58 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on March 09, 2011, 03:48:54 AM
Before I die I want to take down a genuine super-villain and save the planet.

Osama Bin Laden is still out there somewhere.

I dont know if youd be saving the planet but Im pretty sure he qualifies as a super villain.

Nah.  Just a really well known normal villain.

The difference is style.  White robes and an IV bag aren't a style.
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 09, 2011, 06:13:37 AM
I don't have a nemesis.   :cry:
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: Phox on March 09, 2011, 01:37:02 PM
Quote from: Unqualified on March 09, 2011, 06:06:35 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 09, 2011, 05:51:18 AM
Quote from: Unqualified on March 09, 2011, 04:09:19 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on March 09, 2011, 03:48:54 AM
Before I die I want to take down a genuine super-villain and save the planet.

Well met, my nemesis.

And so the dance begins.

EDIT: Really, though, saving the world would be cool. There just needs to be someone to save it from. You owe people like me your job, hero.
You bastard! SEmaj is MY nemesis! Get your own!  :argh!:

Semaj is Dok Howl's nemesis too, if I recall correctly. He's like the village bicycle of antagonism.

:crankey:
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: Elder Iptuous on March 09, 2011, 01:54:05 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 09, 2011, 06:13:37 AM
I don't have a nemesis.   :cry:
neither do i.  :cry:
:)
.
.
.
:argh!:
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 09, 2011, 03:42:24 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on March 09, 2011, 01:54:05 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 09, 2011, 06:13:37 AM
I don't have a nemesis.   :cry:
neither do i.  :cry:
:)
.
.
.
:argh!:

Are you suggesting????   :eek:
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: Triple Zero on March 09, 2011, 09:34:53 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 09, 2011, 12:14:55 AM
:lulz: @ that one on the bottom left

Me?  Do something that makes it impossible to forget me.



Same. I'm not egocentric too, so if it turns out to be a co-op with Siggie that's okay as long as we both get credit ;-)
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: The Wizard on March 09, 2011, 09:57:04 PM
QuoteSemaj is Dok Howl's nemesis too, if I recall correctly. He's like the village bicycle of antagonism.

I just happen to be the only hero in town. Plenty of Doktors around but relatively few Pulp Adventurers.

Quote from: SigmaticMe?  Do something that makes it impossible to forget me.

Yeah, this too on a more serious note.
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 09, 2011, 09:58:27 PM
Before I die, I want to throttle a golfer with my very own hands.

And then gnaw on his skull with my very own teeth.

And then dance around in his skin, singing Gimme Shelter.
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: Requia ☣ on March 09, 2011, 09:59:50 PM
Do they actually have gophers in Arizona?
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 09, 2011, 10:01:17 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 09, 2011, 09:59:50 PM
Do they actually have gophers in Arizona?

I also want to buy Requia a pair of glasses, and kill Bill Murray with a chainsaw.
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: Suu on March 09, 2011, 10:03:50 PM
Before I die, I will get Richter back for every fucking pun or prank he's played on me.
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 09, 2011, 10:07:44 PM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on March 09, 2011, 10:03:50 PM
Before I die, I will get Richter back for every fucking pun or prank he's played on me.


Better get started.  This is going to be like kicking Axl Rose's ass...You're going to be busy, busy, busy.
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 09, 2011, 10:18:06 PM
So how many agents will show up at my house if I say.....  "Before I die I want to take as many with as I can?"  :lulz:
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: Elder Iptuous on March 09, 2011, 10:42:38 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 09, 2011, 03:42:24 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on March 09, 2011, 01:54:05 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 09, 2011, 06:13:37 AM
I don't have a nemesis.   :cry:
neither do i.  :cry:
:)
.
.
.
:argh!:

Are you suggesting????   :eek:

i'm a fairly agreeable fellow, but i could give it a go.
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 09, 2011, 11:44:38 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on March 09, 2011, 10:42:38 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 09, 2011, 03:42:24 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on March 09, 2011, 01:54:05 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 09, 2011, 06:13:37 AM
I don't have a nemesis.   :cry:
neither do i.  :cry:
:)
.
.
.
:argh!:

Are you suggesting????   :eek:

i'm a fairly agreeable fellow, but i could give it a go.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: The Wizard on March 09, 2011, 11:46:43 PM
Khara officially qualifies herself as the villain.
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: Jasper on March 09, 2011, 11:48:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 09, 2011, 10:01:17 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 09, 2011, 09:59:50 PM
Do they actually have gophers in Arizona?

I also want to buy Requia a pair of glasses, and kill Bill Murray with a chainsaw.

What'd he do?  :(
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 09, 2011, 11:59:28 PM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on March 09, 2011, 11:46:43 PM
Khara officially qualifies herself as the villain.

:evil:

Always!!
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: Elder Iptuous on March 09, 2011, 11:59:55 PM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on March 09, 2011, 11:46:43 PM
Khara officially qualifies herself as the villain.
...
i thought....
i thought i was going to be the villain.
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: Jasper on March 10, 2011, 12:01:49 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on March 09, 2011, 09:34:53 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 09, 2011, 12:14:55 AM
:lulz: @ that one on the bottom left

Me?  Do something that makes it impossible to forget me.



Same. I'm not egocentric too, so if it turns out to be a co-op with Siggie that's okay as long as we both get credit ;-)

:fistbump:

:)
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 10, 2011, 12:03:26 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on March 09, 2011, 11:59:55 PM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on March 09, 2011, 11:46:43 PM
Khara officially qualifies herself as the villain.
...
i thought....
i thought i was going to be the villain.

Do you wish to put it to a vote?    :evil:
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: The Wizard on March 10, 2011, 12:04:35 AM
Quotei thought i was going to be the villain.

Being the Hero isn't all that bad either. Plus, you can turn to the dark side whenever you get bored with it.
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: Phox on March 10, 2011, 12:33:58 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on March 10, 2011, 12:04:35 AM
Quotei thought i was going to be the villain.

Being the Hero isn't all that bad either. Plus, you can turn to the dark side whenever you get bored with it.
And then give up before there can be a proper war of the villains.  :pokewithstick:
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: Jenne on March 10, 2011, 12:45:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 09, 2011, 10:01:17 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 09, 2011, 09:59:50 PM
Do they actually have gophers in Arizona?

I also want to buy Requia a pair of glasses, and kill Bill Murray with a chainsaw.

:lulz:

I dunno, I'm a mushpot--I just wanna hold my grandchildren and have them know me and remember me before I'm gone.

/srs fr rls srs sorry
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: The Wizard on March 10, 2011, 01:24:41 AM
QuoteAnd then give up before there can be a proper war of the villains.

When I get into a position where I actually make shit happen, then I'll go villain.

Hero=reactive
Villain=proactive
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: Suu on March 10, 2011, 01:26:10 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 09, 2011, 10:07:44 PM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on March 09, 2011, 10:03:50 PM
Before I die, I will get Richter back for every fucking pun or prank he's played on me.


Better get started.  This is going to be like kicking Axl Rose's ass...You're going to be busy, busy, busy.

I have plans.
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: Requia ☣ on March 10, 2011, 01:26:56 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 09, 2011, 10:01:17 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 09, 2011, 09:59:50 PM
Do they actually have gophers in Arizona?

I also want to buy Requia a pair of glasses, and kill Bill Murray with a chainsaw.

Er... I have no excuse for that.   :oops:
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: President Television on March 10, 2011, 02:29:41 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on March 10, 2011, 12:04:35 AM
Quotei thought i was going to be the villain.

Being the Hero isn't all that bad either. Plus, you can turn to the dark side whenever you get bored with it.

Speaking of which, I think I should pull a Heel Face Turn right about now. Another hero should even out the odds, shouldn't it?
But I don't do pulp. I can respect that, but it just isn't my style. No... I'm more of a Henshin kind of guy. That way, I still get to be a hot-blooded ham, which was sort of the whole attraction of being a villain in the first place.
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: Eater of Clowns on March 10, 2011, 02:45:23 AM
Quote from: Jenne on March 10, 2011, 12:45:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 09, 2011, 10:01:17 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 09, 2011, 09:59:50 PM
Do they actually have gophers in Arizona?

I also want to buy Requia a pair of glasses, and kill Bill Murray with a chainsaw.

:lulz:

I dunno, I'm a mushpot--I just wanna hold my grandchildren and have them know me and remember me before I'm gone.

/srs fr rls srs sorry

Fuck's sake, Jenne, we're trying to have a PD conversation here.  There is, just, no room for this level of cuteness.
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: Elder Iptuous on March 10, 2011, 02:48:14 AM
ok Khara. you can be the villian.
but, imma be the Hordak to your Skeletor...

Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: Richter on March 10, 2011, 02:58:15 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on March 10, 2011, 02:48:14 AM
ok Khara. you can be the villian.
but, imma be the Hordak Beastman to your Skeletor...



Fixt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3vYJSzOXmE
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: The Wizard on March 10, 2011, 03:01:14 AM
Quote
Speaking of which, I think I should pull a Heel Face Turn right about now. Another hero should even out the odds, shouldn't it?
But I don't do pulp. I can respect that, but it just isn't my style. No... I'm more of a Henshin kind of guy. That way, I still get to be a hot-blooded ham, which was sort of the whole attraction of being a villain in the first place.

Hell, just glad to not be the only hero here. As long as you're not a catgirl, no issues from me.
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: Luna on March 10, 2011, 03:04:07 AM
Quote from: Richter on March 10, 2011, 02:58:15 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on March 10, 2011, 02:48:14 AM
ok Khara. you can be the villian.
but, imma be the Hordak Beastman to your Skeletor...



Fixt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3vYJSzOXmE


:spittake:
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: The Wizard on March 10, 2011, 03:09:26 AM
QuoteFixt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3vYJSzOXmE

Why did I click the link? Why?  :asplode:
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 10, 2011, 03:07:26 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on March 10, 2011, 02:48:14 AM
ok Khara. you can be the villian.
but, imma be the Hordak to your Skeletor...




skeletor?  fucking skeletor?  Do I look like a fucking skeletor to you?  I may not be some young hottie but I can certainly rate better than fucking skeletor.....





















....stomps off mumbling about stealing staches and shoving burning hair in dark orifces.....
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: Luna on March 10, 2011, 03:10:11 PM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on March 10, 2011, 03:09:26 AM
QuoteFixt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3vYJSzOXmE

Why did I click the link? Why?  :asplode:

Because you knew that it was going to be terribly, horribly wrong, probably obscene, and you'd likely suffer sanity damage.
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: Suu on March 10, 2011, 03:11:31 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 10, 2011, 02:58:15 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on March 10, 2011, 02:48:14 AM
ok Khara. you can be the villian.
but, imma be the Hordak Beastman to your Skeletor...



Fixt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3vYJSzOXmE

I'VE GOT AIDS!

BEASTMAN AIDS!

AND I'LL SPREAD INTO EVERY GOOD BOY AND GIRL TODAY!

-Suu
Didn't even have to watch it.
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: Elder Iptuous on March 10, 2011, 05:09:49 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 10, 2011, 03:07:26 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on March 10, 2011, 02:48:14 AM
ok Khara. you can be the villian.
but, imma be the Hordak to your Skeletor...




skeletor?  fucking skeletor?  Do I look like a fucking skeletor to you?  I may not be some young hottie but I can certainly rate better than fucking skeletor.....
....stomps off mumbling about stealing staches and shoving burning hair in dark orifces.....
Doncha know what a metaphor? :D
Also, I no longer have the 'stache. (at least not attached to my face)
I currently have the Hugh jackman wolverine thing going...
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 10, 2011, 06:00:12 PM
Before I die, I wish to build an orbital particle beam weapon, and roast every square inch of the planet, right down to the bedrock.

Also, I'd like to see ELO get back together and tour.
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: Luna on March 10, 2011, 06:12:47 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on March 10, 2011, 05:09:49 PM
I currently have the Hugh jackman wolverine thing going...

Pics.

And a warning that my Hugh Jackman standards are VERY high.
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: Elder Iptuous on March 10, 2011, 06:34:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 10, 2011, 06:00:12 PM
Before I die, I wish to build an orbital particle beam weapon, and roast every square inch of the planet, right down to the bedrock.

Also, I'd like to see ELO get back together and tour.
ELO would make a fine backdrop to your Armageddon...
Quote from: Luna on March 10, 2011, 06:12:47 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on March 10, 2011, 05:09:49 PM
I currently have the Hugh jackman wolverine thing going...


Pics.

And a warning that my Hugh Jackman standards are VERY high.
Well, that's intimidating.... Also I'm wearing a lavender shirt. I don't think wolverine would do that...

Exit for quote fail. And I stuck a pic in tha bucket...
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: Luna on March 10, 2011, 06:45:43 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on March 10, 2011, 06:34:44 PM

Well, that's intimidating.... Also I'm wearing a lavender shirt. I don't think wolverine would do that...


No sweat, take the shirt off.

Standards here:

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BlQ-APA-U0A/Suw7242qlnI/AAAAAAAABQA/7cOqQcM4T24/s400/Hugh+Jackman+Prepares+to+Pass+Sexiest+Man+Alive+Crown.jpg)

Only fair to set the bar for ya...  And, besides, I like lookin' at the picture...
Title: Re: Before I Die I Want To....
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 10, 2011, 06:47:28 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 10, 2011, 06:45:43 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on March 10, 2011, 06:34:44 PM

Well, that's intimidating.... Also I'm wearing a lavender shirt. I don't think wolverine would do that...


No sweat, take the shirt off.

Standards here:

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BlQ-APA-U0A/Suw7242qlnI/AAAAAAAABQA/7cOqQcM4T24/s400/Hugh+Jackman+Prepares+to+Pass+Sexiest+Man+Alive+Crown.jpg)

Only fair to set the bar for ya...  And, besides, I like lookin' at the picture...

It's this sort of horrible sexism that's undermining society, I'll have you know.