My cousin went into the sausage business, but he couldn't make ends meat. :sad:
My brother got a job in an orange juice factory, but he got canned.
Quote from: Luna on March 15, 2011, 03:33:21 PM
My brother got a job in an orange juice factory, but he got canned.
My uncle worked in a watch factory, but he just stood around making faces all day.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 03:31:02 PM
My cousin went into the sausage business, but he couldn't make ends meat. :sad:
The brat could've done wurst.
Quote from: Luna on March 15, 2011, 03:33:21 PM
My brother got a job in an orange juice factory, but he got canned.
I don't believe you, sounds like pulp fiction.
Ah, back to normal. :lulz:
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 15, 2011, 03:42:39 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 15, 2011, 03:33:21 PM
My brother got a job in an orange juice factory, but he got canned.
I don't believe you, sounds like pulp fiction.
It's true! They said he couldn't concentrate...
Quote from: Luna on March 15, 2011, 03:46:53 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 15, 2011, 03:42:39 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 15, 2011, 03:33:21 PM
My brother got a job in an orange juice factory, but he got canned.
I don't believe you, sounds like pulp fiction.
It's true! They said he couldn't concentrate...
Just needed a little more zest in his life.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 15, 2011, 03:48:15 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 15, 2011, 03:46:53 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 15, 2011, 03:42:39 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 15, 2011, 03:33:21 PM
My brother got a job in an orange juice factory, but he got canned.
I don't believe you, sounds like pulp fiction.
It's true! They said he couldn't concentrate...
Just needed a little more zest in his life.
Bite into the zest too deeply, though, and you find that a rind is a terrible thing to taste.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 03:44:46 PM
Ah, back to normal. :lulz:
This!!
This thread makes me very happy!!! :lulz:
A cousin of mine worked at a sardine cannery, I always thought he was up to something fishy.
Quote from: Richter on March 15, 2011, 04:45:11 PM
A cousin of mine worked at a sardine cannery, I always thought he was up to something fishy.
EELS HERE!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 04:46:01 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 15, 2011, 04:45:11 PM
A cousin of mine worked at a sardine cannery, I always thought he was up to something fishy.
EELS HERE!
That's a Moray!
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(http://www.iwise.com/authorIcons/1385/Dean%20Martin_128x128.png)
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 15, 2011, 04:51:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 04:46:01 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 15, 2011, 04:45:11 PM
A cousin of mine worked at a sardine cannery, I always thought he was up to something fishy.
EELS HERE!
That's a Moray!
/
(http://www.iwise.com/authorIcons/1385/Dean%20Martin_128x128.png)
This zap gun tries
to poke out both your eyes
that's a Moe-Ray.
Quote from: Richter on March 15, 2011, 04:45:11 PM
A cousin of mine worked at a sardine cannery, I always thought he was up to something fishy.
Mine fell in the river while fishing for them. I wonder what he's doing currently.
:lulz: this thread totally got me
this thread would get you kicked from #discord repeatedly. :lulz:
HEY GUYS!
This is totally not funny at all, but have you read that book by that guy? About oranges? It's FUCKING FASCINATING and I am not shitting at all. If you are into natural history at all you know the guy I mean. You will never look at orange juice concentrate the same way again.
I looked at orange juice concentrate this morning. I think it was trying to jump out of the can.
Momma Sheep: Son! I found these drugs in your closet. Who taught you to use these?
Teenage Lamb: Ewe! I learned it by watching Ewe!
Everyone knows Jesus was a carpenter but did you know he also moonlighted as a cobbler? Jesus heeled many soles back in the day.
I'm really starting to like this place now.