Sorry. I'm a terrible cook, but I still get hungry.
This dish is called Yellow Pig.
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1. COOK PORK IN VEGETABLE OIL BECAUSE THAT'S HEALTHIER.
(http://www.spagbook.com/images/pc2.png)
2. HMMM. WANT TO CLOG ARTERIES MORE. WHAT CAN YOU DO? OH.
(http://www.spagbook.com/images/pc8.png)
3. COVER FOR A MINUTE.
(http://www.spagbook.com/images/pc7.png)
4. SECOND THOUGHTS ABOUT ARTERY CLOGGING ABILITY OF SALT BY ITSELF. NEEDS MORE CHOLESTEROL.
(http://www.spagbook.com/images/pc5.png)
HMMM.
5. YES WHY NOT?
(http://www.spagbook.com/images/pc1.png)
6. IS TOO YELLOW. NEEDS SOME WHITE FOR NO REASON.
(http://www.spagbook.com/images/pc4.png)
NOTE: WARM TORTILLA DIRECTLY ON BURNER FOR ADDED AUTHENTICITY.
7. WELL HERE GOES. USES PLASTIC PLATE BECAUSE CHINA IS FOR CHUMPS.
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Would eat.
It looks completely edible and made me briefly sad for Mr. Language's apartment.
tip: vegetable oil is not healthier. They have been lying to you this whole time. Vegetable oil is poison; use lard or palm oil.
Looks good, I'd eat it.
Wow thanks for wasting everybody's time with the shittiest recipe I think I've ever seen coupled with terrible execution. Next time why don't you season your chops and sear them in a hot pan so you get some color on them instead of ending up with grey meat in a fail pan with cheese.
ITT: People that would eat a turd if I threw enough "cheddar" on top.
Quote from: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 09:07:53 AM
ITT: People that would eat a turd if I threw enough "cheddar" on top.
IRL, you don't need the "cheddar". :lulz:
Quote from: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 09:07:53 AM
Wow thanks for wasting everybody's time with the shittiest recipe I think I've ever seen coupled with terrible execution. Next time why don't you season your chops and sear them in a hot pan so you get some color on them instead of ending up with grey meat in a fail pan with cheese.
ITT: People that would eat a turd if I threw enough "cheddar" on top.
If you know how to prepare pork chops so well, why did you even try the recipe?
Quote from: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 09:07:53 AM
Wow thanks for wasting everybody's time with the shittiest recipe I think I've ever seen coupled with terrible execution. Next time why don't you season your chops and sear them in a hot pan so you get some color on them instead of ending up with grey meat in a fail pan with cheese.
ITT: People that would eat a turd if I threw enough "cheddar" on top.
u mad bro?
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 06, 2011, 04:42:01 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 09:07:53 AM
Wow thanks for wasting everybody's time with the shittiest recipe I think I've ever seen coupled with terrible execution. Next time why don't you season your chops and sear them in a hot pan so you get some color on them instead of ending up with grey meat in a fail pan with cheese.
ITT: People that would eat a turd if I threw enough "cheddar" on top.
u mad bro?
ITT n00btroll tries to troll a guy who flipped out and flounced months ago. :lulz:
Who was the OP ITT anyway?
Oh, yeah. I've lost track of his flounces.
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 06, 2011, 02:15:43 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 09:07:53 AM
Wow thanks for wasting everybody's time with the shittiest recipe I think I've ever seen coupled with terrible execution. Next time why don't you season your chops and sear them in a hot pan so you get some color on them instead of ending up with grey meat in a fail pan with cheese.
ITT: People that would eat a turd if I threw enough "cheddar" on top.
If you know how to prepare pork chops so well, why did you even try the recipe?
Did I say I tried it? Try to keep up with the plot kid, you bother me.
Quote from: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 08:30:51 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 06, 2011, 02:15:43 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 09:07:53 AM
Wow thanks for wasting everybody's time with the shittiest recipe I think I've ever seen coupled with terrible execution. Next time why don't you season your chops and sear them in a hot pan so you get some color on them instead of ending up with grey meat in a fail pan with cheese.
ITT: People that would eat a turd if I threw enough "cheddar" on top.
If you know how to prepare pork chops so well, why did you even try the recipe?
Did I say I tried it? Try to keep up with the plot kid, you bother me.
You sound...
upset, brother.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 06, 2011, 08:31:52 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 08:30:51 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 06, 2011, 02:15:43 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 09:07:53 AM
Wow thanks for wasting everybody's time with the shittiest recipe I think I've ever seen coupled with terrible execution. Next time why don't you season your chops and sear them in a hot pan so you get some color on them instead of ending up with grey meat in a fail pan with cheese.
ITT: People that would eat a turd if I threw enough "cheddar" on top.
If you know how to prepare pork chops so well, why did you even try the recipe?
Did I say I tried it? Try to keep up with the plot kid, you bother me.
You sound...upset, brother.
*yawns*
Quote from: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 08:30:51 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 06, 2011, 02:15:43 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 09:07:53 AM
Wow thanks for wasting everybody's time with the shittiest recipe I think I've ever seen coupled with terrible execution. Next time why don't you season your chops and sear them in a hot pan so you get some color on them instead of ending up with grey meat in a fail pan with cheese.
ITT: People that would eat a turd if I threw enough "cheddar" on top.
If you know how to prepare pork chops so well, why did you even try the recipe?
Did I say I tried it? Try to keep up with the plot kid, you bother me.
THEN HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S BAD IF YOU DIDN'T EVEN TRY IT???
(jeez you walked right into that one)
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 06, 2011, 09:11:17 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 08:30:51 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 06, 2011, 02:15:43 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 09:07:53 AM
Wow thanks for wasting everybody's time with the shittiest recipe I think I've ever seen coupled with terrible execution. Next time why don't you season your chops and sear them in a hot pan so you get some color on them instead of ending up with grey meat in a fail pan with cheese.
ITT: People that would eat a turd if I threw enough "cheddar" on top.
If you know how to prepare pork chops so well, why did you even try the recipe?
Did I say I tried it? Try to keep up with the plot kid, you bother me.
THEN HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S BAD IF YOU DIDN'T EVEN TRY IT???
(jeez you walked right into that one)
LADEEZ & GENNELMEN, GEORGE CARLIN HAS LEFT THE BUILDING
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 06, 2011, 09:11:17 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 08:30:51 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 06, 2011, 02:15:43 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 09:07:53 AM
Wow thanks for wasting everybody's time with the shittiest recipe I think I've ever seen coupled with terrible execution. Next time why don't you season your chops and sear them in a hot pan so you get some color on them instead of ending up with grey meat in a fail pan with cheese.
ITT: People that would eat a turd if I threw enough "cheddar" on top.
If you know how to prepare pork chops so well, why did you even try the recipe?
Did I say I tried it? Try to keep up with the plot kid, you bother me.
THEN HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S BAD IF YOU DIDN'T EVEN TRY IT???
(jeez you walked right into that one)
Why would I need to try something when the results are right there in the OP? If you really have to try that "recipe" to find out if its good, you don't know shit about cooking. Why don't you try throwing some cheddar on a turd and let us know how it tastes. Never know for sure until you try it right?
Quote from: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 09:28:13 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 06, 2011, 09:11:17 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 08:30:51 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 06, 2011, 02:15:43 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 09:07:53 AM
Wow thanks for wasting everybody's time with the shittiest recipe I think I've ever seen coupled with terrible execution. Next time why don't you season your chops and sear them in a hot pan so you get some color on them instead of ending up with grey meat in a fail pan with cheese.
ITT: People that would eat a turd if I threw enough "cheddar" on top.
If you know how to prepare pork chops so well, why did you even try the recipe?
Did I say I tried it? Try to keep up with the plot kid, you bother me.
THEN HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S BAD IF YOU DIDN'T EVEN TRY IT???
(jeez you walked right into that one)
Why would I need to try something when the results are right there in the OP? If you really have to try that "recipe" to find out if its good, you don't know shit about cooking. Why don't you try throwing some cheddar on a turd and let us know how it tastes. Never know for sure until you try it right?
Yeah, you're pissed.
He mad, bro.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 06, 2011, 09:31:14 PM
He mad, bro.
It takes him 10 fucking minutes to post.
You can just see him furiously pounding on the keyboard, erasing, and starting over constantly.
:lulz:
I can feel the writer's block from here.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 06, 2011, 09:33:14 PM
I can feel the writer's block from here.
:lulz:
I guess if people aren't just chanting "nigger" and "mudslime" and "bitch" back and forth, he's maybe a little out of his league.
Here he comes again. :lulz:
Wait for it...
Quote from: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 09:28:13 PMWhy would I need to try something when the results are right there in the OP? If you really have to try that "recipe" to find out if its good, you don't know shit about cooking.
Turds are made of poop. That's different.
You should try this, it's got cheddar and pork chops.
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 06, 2011, 09:38:38 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 09:28:13 PMWhy would I need to try something when the results are right there in the OP? If you really have to try that "recipe" to find out if its good, you don't know shit about cooking.
Turds are made of poop. That's different.
You should try this, it's got cheddar and pork chops.
In the sticks, that's considered poop. They live on a strict diet of moon pies and RC cola.
Me must really be pissed. This one's taking all day.
TGRR,
Double posting.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 06, 2011, 09:40:23 PM
Me must really be pissed. This one's taking all day.
TGRR,
Double posting.
DUDE watch your post count! It's high enough already!!
You'd think that if he was going to do an "educated" troll, he'd already have a good part of his schtick in hand already. It looks like he has to stop and do research before he posts.
Or maybe it's spellcheck.
Quote from: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 08:33:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 06, 2011, 08:31:52 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 08:30:51 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 06, 2011, 02:15:43 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 09:07:53 AM
Wow thanks for wasting everybody's time with the shittiest recipe I think I've ever seen coupled with terrible execution. Next time why don't you season your chops and sear them in a hot pan so you get some color on them instead of ending up with grey meat in a fail pan with cheese.
ITT: People that would eat a turd if I threw enough "cheddar" on top.
If you know how to prepare pork chops so well, why did you even try the recipe?
Did I say I tried it? Try to keep up with the plot kid, you bother me.
You sound...upset, brother.
*yawns*
You ought to invest in a molcajete & tejolote. It's the traditional Mexican way of preparing guacamole where you get the consistency just right.
That explains alot.
My guacamole keeps coming out sort of slimey. Then I realized that I had gotten confused and was mashing my avocados with an axolotl.
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 06, 2011, 10:29:55 PM
That explains alot.
My guacamole keeps coming out sort of slimey. Then I realized that I had gotten confused and was mashing my avocados with an axolotl.
:lulz:
BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 06, 2011, 10:29:55 PM
That explains alot.
My guacamole keeps coming out sort of slimey. Then I realized that I had gotten confused and was mashing my avocados with an axolotl.
I had to look that up. :lulz: