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Principia Discordia => Discordian Recipes => Topic started by: tyrannosaurus vex on March 23, 2011, 02:32:52 PM

Title: WTF You're Eating That?!
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on March 23, 2011, 02:32:52 PM
Sorry. I'm a terrible cook, but I still get hungry.

This dish is called Yellow Pig.

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1. COOK PORK IN VEGETABLE OIL BECAUSE THAT'S HEALTHIER.
(http://www.spagbook.com/images/pc2.png)

2. HMMM. WANT TO CLOG ARTERIES MORE. WHAT CAN YOU DO? OH.
(http://www.spagbook.com/images/pc8.png)

3. COVER FOR A MINUTE.
(http://www.spagbook.com/images/pc7.png)

4. SECOND THOUGHTS ABOUT ARTERY CLOGGING ABILITY OF SALT BY ITSELF. NEEDS MORE CHOLESTEROL.
(http://www.spagbook.com/images/pc5.png)
HMMM.

5. YES WHY NOT?
(http://www.spagbook.com/images/pc1.png)

6. IS TOO YELLOW. NEEDS SOME WHITE FOR NO REASON.
(http://www.spagbook.com/images/pc4.png)
NOTE: WARM TORTILLA DIRECTLY ON BURNER FOR ADDED AUTHENTICITY.

7. WELL HERE GOES. USES PLASTIC PLATE BECAUSE CHINA IS FOR CHUMPS.
(http://www.spagbook.com/images/pc3.png)
Title: Re: WTF You're Eating That?!
Post by: Don Coyote on March 23, 2011, 02:34:51 PM
Would eat.

Title: Re: WTF You're Eating That?!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 23, 2011, 02:45:22 PM
It looks completely edible and made me briefly sad for Mr. Language's apartment.

tip: vegetable oil is not healthier. They have been lying to you this whole time. Vegetable oil is poison; use lard or palm oil.
Title: Re: WTF You're Eating That?!
Post by: Luna on March 23, 2011, 02:48:34 PM
Looks good, I'd eat it.
Title: Re: WTF You're Eating That?!
Post by: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 09:07:53 AM
Wow thanks for wasting everybody's time with the shittiest recipe I think I've ever seen coupled with terrible execution. Next time why don't you season your chops and sear them in a hot pan so you get some color on them instead of ending up with grey meat in a fail pan with cheese.

ITT: People that would eat a turd if I threw enough "cheddar" on top.
Title: Re: WTF You're Eating That?!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 06, 2011, 01:49:52 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 09:07:53 AM
ITT: People that would eat a turd if I threw enough "cheddar" on top.

IRL, you don't need the "cheddar".   :lulz:
Title: Re: WTF You're Eating That?!
Post by: Triple Zero on December 06, 2011, 02:15:43 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 09:07:53 AM
Wow thanks for wasting everybody's time with the shittiest recipe I think I've ever seen coupled with terrible execution. Next time why don't you season your chops and sear them in a hot pan so you get some color on them instead of ending up with grey meat in a fail pan with cheese.

ITT: People that would eat a turd if I threw enough "cheddar" on top.

If you know how to prepare pork chops so well, why did you even try the recipe?
Title: Re: WTF You're Eating That?!
Post by: LMNO on December 06, 2011, 04:42:01 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 09:07:53 AM
Wow thanks for wasting everybody's time with the shittiest recipe I think I've ever seen coupled with terrible execution. Next time why don't you season your chops and sear them in a hot pan so you get some color on them instead of ending up with grey meat in a fail pan with cheese.

ITT: People that would eat a turd if I threw enough "cheddar" on top.

u mad bro?
Title: Re: WTF You're Eating That?!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 06, 2011, 04:48:04 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 06, 2011, 04:42:01 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 09:07:53 AM
Wow thanks for wasting everybody's time with the shittiest recipe I think I've ever seen coupled with terrible execution. Next time why don't you season your chops and sear them in a hot pan so you get some color on them instead of ending up with grey meat in a fail pan with cheese.

ITT: People that would eat a turd if I threw enough "cheddar" on top.

u mad bro?

ITT n00btroll tries to troll a guy who flipped out and flounced months ago.  :lulz:
Title: Re: WTF You're Eating That?!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 06, 2011, 04:53:44 PM
Who was the OP ITT anyway?
Title: Re: WTF You're Eating That?!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 06, 2011, 04:57:34 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 06, 2011, 04:53:44 PM
Who was the OP ITT anyway?

Vex.
Title: Re: WTF You're Eating That?!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 06, 2011, 05:09:24 PM
Oh, yeah. I've lost track of his flounces.
Title: Re: WTF You're Eating That?!
Post by: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 08:30:51 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 06, 2011, 02:15:43 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 09:07:53 AM
Wow thanks for wasting everybody's time with the shittiest recipe I think I've ever seen coupled with terrible execution. Next time why don't you season your chops and sear them in a hot pan so you get some color on them instead of ending up with grey meat in a fail pan with cheese.

ITT: People that would eat a turd if I threw enough "cheddar" on top.

If you know how to prepare pork chops so well, why did you even try the recipe?

Did I say I tried it? Try to keep up with the plot kid, you bother me.
Title: Re: WTF You're Eating That?!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 06, 2011, 08:31:52 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 08:30:51 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 06, 2011, 02:15:43 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 09:07:53 AM
Wow thanks for wasting everybody's time with the shittiest recipe I think I've ever seen coupled with terrible execution. Next time why don't you season your chops and sear them in a hot pan so you get some color on them instead of ending up with grey meat in a fail pan with cheese.

ITT: People that would eat a turd if I threw enough "cheddar" on top.

If you know how to prepare pork chops so well, why did you even try the recipe?

Did I say I tried it? Try to keep up with the plot kid, you bother me.

You sound...upset, brother.
Title: Re: WTF You're Eating That?!
Post by: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 08:33:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 06, 2011, 08:31:52 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 08:30:51 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 06, 2011, 02:15:43 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 09:07:53 AM
Wow thanks for wasting everybody's time with the shittiest recipe I think I've ever seen coupled with terrible execution. Next time why don't you season your chops and sear them in a hot pan so you get some color on them instead of ending up with grey meat in a fail pan with cheese.

ITT: People that would eat a turd if I threw enough "cheddar" on top.

If you know how to prepare pork chops so well, why did you even try the recipe?

Did I say I tried it? Try to keep up with the plot kid, you bother me.

You sound...upset, brother.

*yawns*
Title: Re: WTF You're Eating That?!
Post by: Triple Zero on December 06, 2011, 09:11:17 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 08:30:51 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 06, 2011, 02:15:43 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 09:07:53 AM
Wow thanks for wasting everybody's time with the shittiest recipe I think I've ever seen coupled with terrible execution. Next time why don't you season your chops and sear them in a hot pan so you get some color on them instead of ending up with grey meat in a fail pan with cheese.

ITT: People that would eat a turd if I threw enough "cheddar" on top.

If you know how to prepare pork chops so well, why did you even try the recipe?

Did I say I tried it? Try to keep up with the plot kid, you bother me.

THEN HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S BAD IF YOU DIDN'T EVEN TRY IT???

(jeez you walked right into that one)
Title: Re: WTF You're Eating That?!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 06, 2011, 09:12:04 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 06, 2011, 09:11:17 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 08:30:51 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 06, 2011, 02:15:43 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 09:07:53 AM
Wow thanks for wasting everybody's time with the shittiest recipe I think I've ever seen coupled with terrible execution. Next time why don't you season your chops and sear them in a hot pan so you get some color on them instead of ending up with grey meat in a fail pan with cheese.

ITT: People that would eat a turd if I threw enough "cheddar" on top.

If you know how to prepare pork chops so well, why did you even try the recipe?

Did I say I tried it? Try to keep up with the plot kid, you bother me.

THEN HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S BAD IF YOU DIDN'T EVEN TRY IT???

(jeez you walked right into that one)

LADEEZ & GENNELMEN, GEORGE CARLIN HAS LEFT THE BUILDING
Title: Re: WTF You're Eating That?!
Post by: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 09:28:13 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 06, 2011, 09:11:17 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 08:30:51 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 06, 2011, 02:15:43 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 09:07:53 AM
Wow thanks for wasting everybody's time with the shittiest recipe I think I've ever seen coupled with terrible execution. Next time why don't you season your chops and sear them in a hot pan so you get some color on them instead of ending up with grey meat in a fail pan with cheese.

ITT: People that would eat a turd if I threw enough "cheddar" on top.

If you know how to prepare pork chops so well, why did you even try the recipe?

Did I say I tried it? Try to keep up with the plot kid, you bother me.

THEN HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S BAD IF YOU DIDN'T EVEN TRY IT???

(jeez you walked right into that one)

Why would I need to try something when the results are right there in the OP? If you really have to try that "recipe" to find out if its good, you don't know shit about cooking. Why don't you try throwing some cheddar on a turd and let us know how it tastes. Never know for sure until you try it right?
Title: Re: WTF You're Eating That?!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 06, 2011, 09:30:36 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 09:28:13 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 06, 2011, 09:11:17 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 08:30:51 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 06, 2011, 02:15:43 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 09:07:53 AM
Wow thanks for wasting everybody's time with the shittiest recipe I think I've ever seen coupled with terrible execution. Next time why don't you season your chops and sear them in a hot pan so you get some color on them instead of ending up with grey meat in a fail pan with cheese.

ITT: People that would eat a turd if I threw enough "cheddar" on top.

If you know how to prepare pork chops so well, why did you even try the recipe?

Did I say I tried it? Try to keep up with the plot kid, you bother me.

THEN HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S BAD IF YOU DIDN'T EVEN TRY IT???

(jeez you walked right into that one)

Why would I need to try something when the results are right there in the OP? If you really have to try that "recipe" to find out if its good, you don't know shit about cooking. Why don't you try throwing some cheddar on a turd and let us know how it tastes. Never know for sure until you try it right?

Yeah, you're pissed.
Title: Re: WTF You're Eating That?!
Post by: LMNO on December 06, 2011, 09:31:14 PM
He mad, bro.
Title: Re: WTF You're Eating That?!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 06, 2011, 09:32:06 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 06, 2011, 09:31:14 PM
He mad, bro.

It takes him 10 fucking minutes to post.

You can just see him furiously pounding on the keyboard, erasing, and starting over constantly.


:lulz:
Title: Re: WTF You're Eating That?!
Post by: LMNO on December 06, 2011, 09:33:14 PM
I can feel the writer's block from here.
Title: Re: WTF You're Eating That?!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 06, 2011, 09:34:11 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 06, 2011, 09:33:14 PM
I can feel the writer's block from here.

:lulz:

I guess if people aren't just chanting "nigger" and "mudslime" and "bitch" back and forth, he's maybe a little out of his league.
Title: Re: WTF You're Eating That?!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 06, 2011, 09:35:52 PM
Here he comes again.   :lulz:
Title: Re: WTF You're Eating That?!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 06, 2011, 09:36:48 PM
Wait for it...
Title: Re: WTF You're Eating That?!
Post by: Triple Zero on December 06, 2011, 09:38:38 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 09:28:13 PMWhy would I need to try something when the results are right there in the OP? If you really have to try that "recipe" to find out if its good, you don't know shit about cooking.

Turds are made of poop. That's different.

You should try this, it's got cheddar and pork chops.
Title: Re: WTF You're Eating That?!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 06, 2011, 09:39:30 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 06, 2011, 09:38:38 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 09:28:13 PMWhy would I need to try something when the results are right there in the OP? If you really have to try that "recipe" to find out if its good, you don't know shit about cooking.

Turds are made of poop. That's different.

You should try this, it's got cheddar and pork chops.

In the sticks, that's considered poop.  They live on a strict diet of moon pies and RC cola.
Title: Re: WTF You're Eating That?!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 06, 2011, 09:40:23 PM
Me must really be pissed.  This one's taking all day.

TGRR,
Double posting.
Title: Re: WTF You're Eating That?!
Post by: Triple Zero on December 06, 2011, 09:42:48 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 06, 2011, 09:40:23 PM
Me must really be pissed.  This one's taking all day.

TGRR,
Double posting.

DUDE watch your post count! It's high enough already!!
Title: Re: WTF You're Eating That?!
Post by: LMNO on December 06, 2011, 10:11:02 PM
You'd think that if he was going to do an "educated" troll, he'd already have a good part of his schtick in hand already.  It looks like he has to stop and do research before he posts.

Or maybe it's spellcheck.
Title: Re: WTF You're Eating That?!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 06, 2011, 10:21:34 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 08:33:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 06, 2011, 08:31:52 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 08:30:51 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 06, 2011, 02:15:43 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on December 06, 2011, 09:07:53 AM
Wow thanks for wasting everybody's time with the shittiest recipe I think I've ever seen coupled with terrible execution. Next time why don't you season your chops and sear them in a hot pan so you get some color on them instead of ending up with grey meat in a fail pan with cheese.

ITT: People that would eat a turd if I threw enough "cheddar" on top.

If you know how to prepare pork chops so well, why did you even try the recipe?

Did I say I tried it? Try to keep up with the plot kid, you bother me.

You sound...upset, brother.

*yawns*

You ought to invest in a molcajete & tejolote. It's the traditional Mexican way of preparing guacamole where you get the consistency just right.
Title: Re: WTF You're Eating That?!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 06, 2011, 10:29:55 PM
That explains alot.

My guacamole keeps coming out sort of slimey. Then I realized that I had gotten confused and was mashing my avocados with an axolotl.
Title: Re: WTF You're Eating That?!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 06, 2011, 10:31:49 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 06, 2011, 10:29:55 PM
That explains alot.

My guacamole keeps coming out sort of slimey. Then I realized that I had gotten confused and was mashing my avocados with an axolotl.

:lulz:
Title: Re: WTF You're Eating That?!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 07, 2011, 01:37:00 AM
BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Title: Re: WTF You're Eating That?!
Post by: Freeky on December 07, 2011, 06:48:23 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 06, 2011, 10:29:55 PM
That explains alot.

My guacamole keeps coming out sort of slimey. Then I realized that I had gotten confused and was mashing my avocados with an axolotl.

I had to look that up.  :lulz: