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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Luna on April 11, 2011, 09:10:50 PM

Title: Can't they leave shit alone?
Post by: Luna on April 11, 2011, 09:10:50 PM
They're filming a sequel to Clash of the Titans.

Synopsis at the link.  I'm disgusted beyond words.

http://www.reelzchannel.com/movie-news/9726/official-synopsis-of-clash-of-the-titans-sequel-wrath-of-the-titans/
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Post by: Thurnez Isa on April 11, 2011, 09:12:27 PM
Still better idea then the "Missile Command" movie they're filming
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 11, 2011, 09:15:40 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 11, 2011, 09:12:27 PM
Still better idea then the "Missile Command" movie they're filming

:spag:

Really? I mean, REALLY?!?
Title: Re: Can't they leave shit alone?
Post by: Luna on April 11, 2011, 09:16:42 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 11, 2011, 09:12:27 PM
Still better idea then the "Missile Command" movie they're filming

No...  Really, not.

I'm not a purist, really...  LOVED Richter's Greeks M'yffed series (MOAR, or I teach the kitty to piddle in your shoes).  

I anticipate a bigger mess than the remake (which was, at best, meh, I'd rather watch the outdated special effects in the original).
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Post by: Thurnez Isa on April 11, 2011, 09:22:08 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 11, 2011, 09:15:40 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 11, 2011, 09:12:27 PM
Still better idea then the "Missile Command" movie they're filming

:spag:

Really? I mean, REALLY?!?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missile_Command#Film
Title: Re: Can't they leave shit alone?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 11, 2011, 09:45:19 PM
:walken:
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Post by: Jasper on April 11, 2011, 09:51:39 PM
What the HELL? 
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 11, 2011, 09:54:54 PM
On the other hand, at least there's a fairly good chance I'll be able to finally find some Missile Command shirts. :lulz:
Title: Re: Can't they leave shit alone?
Post by: Jasper on April 11, 2011, 09:56:58 PM
It's not like I have anything against bottom of the barrel franchise whoring, but since when does missile command have anything resembling a story?  It's got about as much story as checkers.
Title: Re: Can't they leave shit alone?
Post by: Luna on April 11, 2011, 09:58:21 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on April 11, 2011, 09:56:58 PM
It's not like I have anything against bottom of the barrel franchise whoring, but since when does missile command have anything resembling a story?  It's got about as much story as checkers.

It doesn't.  Which means, at least, they can't fuck up the story.
Title: Re: Can't they leave shit alone?
Post by: Phox on April 11, 2011, 09:59:43 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 11, 2011, 09:58:21 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on April 11, 2011, 09:56:58 PM
It's not like I have anything against bottom of the barrel franchise whoring, but since when does missile command have anything resembling a story?  It's got about as much story as checkers.

It doesn't.  Which means, at least, they can't fuck up the story.
Wanna bet?  :lulz:

Phox,
Feelin' lucky....
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Post by: Jasper on April 11, 2011, 10:01:13 PM
Phox beat me to it.  I don't much rate their chances of winning an oscar, put it that way.
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 11, 2011, 10:01:42 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on April 11, 2011, 09:56:58 PM
It's not like I have anything against bottom of the barrel franchise whoring, but since when does missile command have anything resembling a story?  It's got about as much story as checkers.

When it made it over to the Atari 2600, Atari added some crap about "Zarblotz" being invaded by "Krythyrphth" or some crap like that.

Obviously that's not how they spelled the names, but they started with a Z and a K and were otherwise nonsensical, so it's all the same.
Title: Re: Can't they leave shit alone?
Post by: Luna on April 11, 2011, 10:02:30 PM
Oh, I fully agree that what they DO attempt to put together may very well suck elephant balls.  But it won't be a story that you grew up with, loved, and they chewed up, swallowed, and shat out in runny splatters all over the big screen.
Title: Re: Can't they leave shit alone?
Post by: Jasper on April 11, 2011, 10:06:04 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 11, 2011, 10:01:42 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on April 11, 2011, 09:56:58 PM
It's not like I have anything against bottom of the barrel franchise whoring, but since when does missile command have anything resembling a story?  It's got about as much story as checkers.

When it made it over to the Atari 2600, Atari added some crap about "Zarblotz" being invaded by "Krythyrphth" or some crap like that.

Obviously that's not how they spelled the names, but they started with a Z and a K and were otherwise nonsensical, so it's all the same.

I blame this on Tron:Legacy. 
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Post by: Phox on April 11, 2011, 10:11:06 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 11, 2011, 10:02:30 PM
Oh, I fully agree that what they DO attempt to put together may very well suck elephant balls.  But it won't be a story that you grew up with, loved, and they chewed up, swallowed, and shat out in runny splatters all over the big screen.
Calling it now. There will be neither missiles, nor commands. Instead, it will be a love story set in the midst of an apocalyptic alien invasion. (Any inclusions of missiles and/or commands will only be unrelataed to the main plot, and only be there to allow the writers to claim that I'm wrong. Mark my words.)
Title: Re: Can't they leave shit alone?
Post by: Jasper on April 12, 2011, 12:34:51 AM
The annoying part is that I know a clever group of people could do a really funny satire of M.A.D with missile command as a vehicle.
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Post by: Suu on April 12, 2011, 12:52:31 AM
Considering the plot holes they left in the Clash movie last year, they fucking need it.
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Post by: AFK on April 12, 2011, 01:08:24 AM
Someone should make a movie based upon E.T. the video game.

That would fuckin RULE!
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Post by: Thurnez Isa on April 12, 2011, 01:12:07 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 12, 2011, 01:08:24 AM
Someone should make a movie based upon E.T. the video game.

That would fuckin RULE!

OH A HOLE

DAMN I FELL INTO IN THE HOLE

FLY OUT OF THE HOLE

BACK INTO THE HOLE

FLY OUT OF THE HOLE

BACK INTO THE HOLE

oh look a flower
IT DOES FUCK ALL
:argh!:
Title: Re: Can't they leave shit alone?
Post by: AFK on April 12, 2011, 02:50:29 AM
See?  It would be all existential and shit. 
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Post by: Jasper on April 12, 2011, 03:53:31 AM
What would be so wrong with a proper Megaman movie?  Nerds fucking adore Megaman.  It would be an even bigger hit than That Michael Bay Movie I don't talk about.
Title: Re: Can't they leave shit alone?
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on April 12, 2011, 03:59:16 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on April 12, 2011, 03:53:31 AM
What would be so wrong with a proper Megaman movie?  Nerds fucking adore Megaman.  It would be an even bigger hit than That Michael Bay Movie I don't talk about.

I think there was one, but it was limited release Japan-only thing, or something.

Of course, a glitzy, made-for-Americans MegaMan movie full of explosions and killer robots with goofy themes would be something I would totally pay money for. Once.
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Post by: Jasper on April 12, 2011, 04:14:06 AM
I would pirate it, anyway.
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 12, 2011, 05:06:16 AM
I'll see anything if it's in IMAX 3D. Literally, anything (except Mars Needs Mom).

Megaman in IMAX 3D with a bunch of killer robots? I'd probably see that twice.
Title: Re: Can't they leave shit alone?
Post by: Jasper on April 12, 2011, 05:33:07 AM
IMAX 3D is a great technology for looking at explosions. 
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Post by: President Television on April 12, 2011, 06:40:21 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on April 12, 2011, 03:53:31 AM
What would be so wrong with a proper Megaman movie?  Nerds fucking adore Megaman.  It would be an even bigger hit than That Michael Bay Movie I don't talk about.

A Protomen movie might even be decent.
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 12, 2011, 07:09:20 AM
Frankly, I'm REALLY surprised that nobody's made a Legend of Zelda movie yet.
Title: Re: Can't they leave shit alone?
Post by: AFK on April 12, 2011, 10:50:30 AM
That would be a great movie for Peter Jackson and WETA to make.  Should be based on the Ocarina of Time. 
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Post by: Suu on April 12, 2011, 12:38:06 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 12, 2011, 07:09:20 AM
Frankly, I'm REALLY surprised that nobody's made a Legend of Zelda movie yet.

There was a decent April Fool's Joke done a few years ago by IGN.
Title: Re: Can't they leave shit alone?
Post by: Luna on April 12, 2011, 12:57:32 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 12, 2011, 12:38:06 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 12, 2011, 07:09:20 AM
Frankly, I'm REALLY surprised that nobody's made a Legend of Zelda movie yet.

There was a decent April Fool's Joke done a few years ago by IGN.

And, IIRC, a fan movie that got quashed by Nintendo.
Title: Re: Can't they leave shit alone?
Post by: Lord Cataplanga on April 12, 2011, 03:18:37 PM
A movie based on Metal Gear was supposed to come out this year but it has been indefinitely postponed  :sad:
The fan movie is awesome, though.
Title: Re: Can't they leave shit alone?
Post by: Bruno on April 12, 2011, 08:26:56 PM
If they did make a Megaman movie, MC Chris should play Megaman.
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Post by: Jasper on April 12, 2011, 08:33:41 PM
I bet the reason all the good game franchises aren't being eaten by hollywood is that they're holding out for cheaper licensing from the original developers.

Why else would they be doing missile command NOW?
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Post by: AFK on April 12, 2011, 08:54:34 PM
I was kind of looking forward to the HALO movie especially given Peter Jackson's involvement.  It's too bad that one fell apart. 
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Post by: LMNO on April 12, 2011, 08:55:32 PM
They should make Dig Dug into a movie.
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Post by: Luna on April 12, 2011, 08:57:25 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 12, 2011, 08:55:32 PM
They should make Dig Dug into a movie.

:smack:

Hey!  We need something for that...
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Post by: AFK on April 12, 2011, 08:57:38 PM
I bet that one would blow up big time.  

:rimshot:
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Post by: AFK on April 12, 2011, 08:59:46 PM
Q-Bert: Hedge-Fund Manager
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Post by: AFK on April 12, 2011, 09:00:33 PM
Pac-Man:  The Phantom Menace
Title: Re: Can't they leave shit alone?
Post by: Requia ☣ on April 12, 2011, 09:43:49 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on April 12, 2011, 08:33:41 PM
I bet the reason all the good game franchises aren't being eaten by hollywood is that they're holding out for cheaper licensing from the original developers.

Why else would they be doing missile command NOW?

Missile command makes a lot of sense to me.  Half the franchise movies they make are actually some other screenplay where they went 'hey we should change the mani character's name and call it X!'.  With Missile command, they don't even have to change the main character's name.
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Post by: Jasper on April 12, 2011, 10:23:31 PM
"Halo Legends" was pretty enjoyable, in place of a 90 minute live action.
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Post by: Slyph on April 13, 2011, 12:52:52 AM
They buried the Bioshock movie because they felt that it'd be shit without an R rating, and wouldn't make any money with one.
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Post by: Bruno on April 13, 2011, 09:22:21 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 12, 2011, 09:00:33 PM
Pac-Man:  The Phantom Menace


It worked for Lego.