... with the Greater North American Rain Gods.
"Blizzard" is not appropriate weather for April 14th, mkay? The tulips were just starting to come up yesterday, and now it looks like bloody Christmas evening again. What sacrifice must be performed to stop this white terror?
Quote from: Remington on April 14, 2011, 11:42:18 PM
... with the Greater North American Rain Gods.
"Blizzard" is not appropriate weather for April 14th, mkay? The tulips were just starting to come up yesterday, and now it looks like bloody Christmas evening again. What sacrifice must be performed to stop this white terror?
Write a check for five thousand dollars. Have it delivered to my address by at least two handsome, young, scantily clad men. (Kilts are suggested.) I'll get right on it, once I'm through with said young men.
Quote from: Remington on April 14, 2011, 11:42:18 PM
... with the Greater North American Rain Gods.
"Blizzard" is not appropriate weather for April 14th, mkay? The tulips were just starting to come up yesterday, and now it looks like bloody Christmas evening again. What sacrifice must be performed to stop this white terror?
At least 3 teabaggers who think that April snow means global warming is a hoax.
Quote from: Remington on April 14, 2011, 11:42:18 PM
... with the Greater North American Rain Gods.
"Blizzard" is not appropriate weather for April 14th, mkay? The tulips were just starting to come up yesterday, and now it looks like bloody Christmas evening again. What sacrifice must be performed to stop this white terror?
This is Aput's department. Rain is not snow.
Quote from: Remington on April 14, 2011, 11:42:18 PM
... with the Greater North American Rain Gods.
"Blizzard" is not appropriate weather for April 14th, mkay? The tulips were just starting to come up yesterday, and now it looks like bloody Christmas evening again. What sacrifice must be performed to stop this white terror?
This is your own goddamn fault for living in Canuckistan.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 15, 2011, 01:09:12 AM
Quote from: Remington on April 14, 2011, 11:42:18 PM
... with the Greater North American Rain Gods.
"Blizzard" is not appropriate weather for April 14th, mkay? The tulips were just starting to come up yesterday, and now it looks like bloody Christmas evening again. What sacrifice must be performed to stop this white terror?
This is Aput's department. Rain is not snow.
Is very cold rain.
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 15, 2011, 03:19:58 AM
Quote from: Remington on April 14, 2011, 11:42:18 PM
... with the Greater North American Rain Gods.
"Blizzard" is not appropriate weather for April 14th, mkay? The tulips were just starting to come up yesterday, and now it looks like bloody Christmas evening again. What sacrifice must be performed to stop this white terror?
This is your own goddamn fault for living in Canuckistan.
I plan on moving to California or Hawaii in a few years. You know, once the US goes bankrupt and starts having to auction off states to foreign countries.
(Canada calls dibs on the West Coast plus Hawaii and Alaska)
We will destroy you Cunukistani scum if you try to migrate southward.
Quote from: Remington on April 15, 2011, 03:38:49 AM
I plan on moving to California or Hawaii in a few years. You know, once the US goes bankrupt and starts having to auction off states to foreign countries.
(Canada calls dibs on the West Coast plus Hawaii and Alaska)
STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MAH PRINCIPALITY. :crankey:
Quote from: Don Quixote on April 15, 2011, 03:41:12 AM
We will destroy you Cunukistani scum if you try to migrate southward.
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 15, 2011, 03:44:15 AM
Quote from: Remington on April 15, 2011, 03:38:49 AM
I plan on moving to California or Hawaii in a few years. You know, once the US goes bankrupt and starts having to auction off states to foreign countries.
(Canada calls dibs on the West Coast plus Hawaii and Alaska)
STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MAH PRINCIPALITY. :crankey:
We offer poutine, maple syrup, and universal healthcare.
Also, Jack Layton's mustache.
Within 10-15 years, Amerikans are going to have to make a choice. Would they rather be ruled by a democractically elected Canadian government, or by the executive board of Halliburton and Monsanto?
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 15, 2011, 03:44:15 AM
Quote from: Remington on April 15, 2011, 03:38:49 AM
I plan on moving to California or Hawaii in a few years. You know, once the US goes bankrupt and starts having to auction off states to foreign countries.
(Canada calls dibs on the West Coast plus Hawaii and Alaska)
STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MAH PRINCIPALITY. :crankey:
Suu, you can't possibly believe anyone would actually want to invade/capture any part of New England?
We're cantankerous, bitchy, and sarcastic.
Our weather sucks almost as much as our attitudes.
We are dangerously close to New Jersey.
Major demographics in New England include Dagos, WASPs, J00z, and Teh Gays. The shoreline of CT is also protected by an island covered by fierce tribes of Long Eye Landers.
And we LIKE it this way.
New England, including the Principality, is safe from takeover merely by virtue of its sheer odiousness.
To clarify, Canada is only interested in:
- Washington
- Oregon
- California
- Hawaii
- Alaska
We don't want to deal with anything east of that.
Quote from: Remington on April 15, 2011, 04:10:15 AM
To clarify, Canada is only interested in:
- Washington
- Oregon
- California
- Hawaii
- Alaska
We don't want to deal with anything east of that.
You can have all of that shit. You get Palin, hippies, angry Samoans, hipsters, and a very cranky Dark Empress Nigel.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 15, 2011, 04:13:35 AM
Quote from: Remington on April 15, 2011, 04:10:15 AM
To clarify, Canada is only interested in:
- Washington
- Oregon
- California
- Hawaii
- Alaska
We don't want to deal with anything east of that.
You can have all of that shit. You get Palin, hippies, angry Samoans, hipsters, and a very cranky Dark Empress Nigel.
Palin will be deported, and everyone else will be pacified with ludicrous amounts of state-subsidized BC-grown pot. Truth be told, the only reason we want Alaska is because our maps look funny without it.
(On a side note, marijuana may be legal in Canada inside of 90 days... no legislation required.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/ontario/ontario-court-strikes-down-canadas-pot-laws/article1983105/ (http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/ontario/ontario-court-strikes-down-canadas-pot-laws/article1983105/))
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 15, 2011, 04:13:35 AM
Quote from: Remington on April 15, 2011, 04:10:15 AM
To clarify, Canada is only interested in:
- Washington
- Oregon
- California
- Hawaii
- Alaska
We don't want to deal with anything east of that.
You can have all of that shit. You get Palin, hippies, angry Samoans, hipsters, and a very cranky Dark Empress Nigel.
Fuck it. Moving to AZ.
Quote from: Don Quixote on April 15, 2011, 04:29:38 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 15, 2011, 04:13:35 AM
Quote from: Remington on April 15, 2011, 04:10:15 AM
To clarify, Canada is only interested in:
- Washington
- Oregon
- California
- Hawaii
- Alaska
We don't want to deal with anything east of that.
You can have all of that shit. You get Palin, hippies, angry Samoans, hipsters, and a very cranky Dark Empress Nigel.
Fuck it. Moving to AZ.
:lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: Remington on April 15, 2011, 04:23:42 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 15, 2011, 04:13:35 AM
Quote from: Remington on April 15, 2011, 04:10:15 AM
To clarify, Canada is only interested in:
- Washington
- Oregon
- California
- Hawaii
- Alaska
We don't want to deal with anything east of that.
You can have all of that shit. You get Palin, hippies, angry Samoans, hipsters, and a very cranky Dark Empress Nigel.
Palin will be deported, and everyone else will be pacified with ludicrous amounts of state-subsidized BC-grown pot. Truth be told, the only reason we want Alaska is because our maps look funny without it.
(On a side note, marijuana may be legal in Canada inside of 90 days... no legislation required.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/ontario/ontario-court-strikes-down-canadas-pot-laws/article1983105/ (http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/ontario/ontario-court-strikes-down-canadas-pot-laws/article1983105/))
Funny, that's pretty much America's reason for wanting to annex Canada, however, you guys taking Alaska is a better solution for us.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on April 15, 2011, 12:32:58 PM
Quote from: Remington on April 15, 2011, 04:23:42 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 15, 2011, 04:13:35 AM
Quote from: Remington on April 15, 2011, 04:10:15 AM
To clarify, Canada is only interested in:
- Washington
- Oregon
- California
- Hawaii
- Alaska
We don't want to deal with anything east of that.
You can have all of that shit. You get Palin, hippies, angry Samoans, hipsters, and a very cranky Dark Empress Nigel.
Palin will be deported, and everyone else will be pacified with ludicrous amounts of state-subsidized BC-grown pot. Truth be told, the only reason we want Alaska is because our maps look funny without it.
(On a side note, marijuana may be legal in Canada inside of 90 days... no legislation required.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/ontario/ontario-court-strikes-down-canadas-pot-laws/article1983105/ (http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/ontario/ontario-court-strikes-down-canadas-pot-laws/article1983105/))
Funny, that's pretty much America's reason for wanting to annex Canada, however, you guys taking Alaska is a better solution for us.
Only if they take Palin. And give us a month's warning so we can exile a few choice others up there, too.
Quote from: Luna on April 15, 2011, 01:00:28 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on April 15, 2011, 12:32:58 PM
Quote from: Remington on April 15, 2011, 04:23:42 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 15, 2011, 04:13:35 AM
Quote from: Remington on April 15, 2011, 04:10:15 AM
To clarify, Canada is only interested in:
- Washington
- Oregon
- California
- Hawaii
- Alaska
We don't want to deal with anything east of that.
You can have all of that shit. You get Palin, hippies, angry Samoans, hipsters, and a very cranky Dark Empress Nigel.
Palin will be deported, and everyone else will be pacified with ludicrous amounts of state-subsidized BC-grown pot. Truth be told, the only reason we want Alaska is because our maps look funny without it.
(On a side note, marijuana may be legal in Canada inside of 90 days... no legislation required.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/ontario/ontario-court-strikes-down-canadas-pot-laws/article1983105/ (http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/ontario/ontario-court-strikes-down-canadas-pot-laws/article1983105/))
Funny, that's pretty much America's reason for wanting to annex Canada, however, you guys taking Alaska is a better solution for us.
Only if they take Palin. And give us a month's warning so we can exile a few choice others up there, too.
Nah, they can deport her to Russia.
Quote from: Remington on April 15, 2011, 04:10:15 AM
To clarify, Canada is only interested in:
- Washington
- Oregon
- California
- Hawaii
- Alaska
We don't want to deal with anything east of that.
Tell that to the Canadians who own half of Northern Maine. No seriously, they pretty much built the only shopping mall in northern maine. They own a lot of the mills that employ a lot of people in Northern maine. If it weren't for the Canadians, everybody would probably still be wearing potato sacks and eating bread and milk for dinner.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on April 15, 2011, 01:07:47 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 15, 2011, 01:00:28 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on April 15, 2011, 12:32:58 PM
Quote from: Remington on April 15, 2011, 04:23:42 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 15, 2011, 04:13:35 AM
Quote from: Remington on April 15, 2011, 04:10:15 AM
To clarify, Canada is only interested in:
- Washington
- Oregon
- California
- Hawaii
- Alaska
We don't want to deal with anything east of that.
You can have all of that shit. You get Palin, hippies, angry Samoans, hipsters, and a very cranky Dark Empress Nigel.
Palin will be deported, and everyone else will be pacified with ludicrous amounts of state-subsidized BC-grown pot. Truth be told, the only reason we want Alaska is because our maps look funny without it.
(On a side note, marijuana may be legal in Canada inside of 90 days... no legislation required.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/ontario/ontario-court-strikes-down-canadas-pot-laws/article1983105/ (http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/ontario/ontario-court-strikes-down-canadas-pot-laws/article1983105/))
Funny, that's pretty much America's reason for wanting to annex Canada, however, you guys taking Alaska is a better solution for us.
Only if they take Palin. And give us a month's warning so we can exile a few choice others up there, too.
Nah, they can deport her to Russia.
I don't care WHAT they do with her once she's their problem.
Quote from: Luna on April 15, 2011, 01:14:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on April 15, 2011, 01:07:47 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 15, 2011, 01:00:28 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on April 15, 2011, 12:32:58 PM
Quote from: Remington on April 15, 2011, 04:23:42 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 15, 2011, 04:13:35 AM
Quote from: Remington on April 15, 2011, 04:10:15 AM
To clarify, Canada is only interested in:
- Washington
- Oregon
- California
- Hawaii
- Alaska
We don't want to deal with anything east of that.
You can have all of that shit. You get Palin, hippies, angry Samoans, hipsters, and a very cranky Dark Empress Nigel.
Palin will be deported, and everyone else will be pacified with ludicrous amounts of state-subsidized BC-grown pot. Truth be told, the only reason we want Alaska is because our maps look funny without it.
(On a side note, marijuana may be legal in Canada inside of 90 days... no legislation required.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/ontario/ontario-court-strikes-down-canadas-pot-laws/article1983105/ (http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/ontario/ontario-court-strikes-down-canadas-pot-laws/article1983105/))
Funny, that's pretty much America's reason for wanting to annex Canada, however, you guys taking Alaska is a better solution for us.
Only if they take Palin. And give us a month's warning so we can exile a few choice others up there, too.
Nah, they can deport her to Russia.
I don't care WHAT they do with her once she's their problem.
It should be required that her spawn and their spawn go to!
Quote from: Khara on April 15, 2011, 02:20:03 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 15, 2011, 01:14:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on April 15, 2011, 01:07:47 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 15, 2011, 01:00:28 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on April 15, 2011, 12:32:58 PM
Quote from: Remington on April 15, 2011, 04:23:42 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 15, 2011, 04:13:35 AM
Quote from: Remington on April 15, 2011, 04:10:15 AM
To clarify, Canada is only interested in:
- Washington
- Oregon
- California
- Hawaii
- Alaska
We don't want to deal with anything east of that.
You can have all of that shit. You get Palin, hippies, angry Samoans, hipsters, and a very cranky Dark Empress Nigel.
Palin will be deported, and everyone else will be pacified with ludicrous amounts of state-subsidized BC-grown pot. Truth be told, the only reason we want Alaska is because our maps look funny without it.
(On a side note, marijuana may be legal in Canada inside of 90 days... no legislation required.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/ontario/ontario-court-strikes-down-canadas-pot-laws/article1983105/ (http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/ontario/ontario-court-strikes-down-canadas-pot-laws/article1983105/))
Funny, that's pretty much America's reason for wanting to annex Canada, however, you guys taking Alaska is a better solution for us.
Only if they take Palin. And give us a month's warning so we can exile a few choice others up there, too.
Nah, they can deport her to Russia.
I don't care WHAT they do with her once she's their problem.
It should be required that her spawn and their spawn go to!
That'll require some deporting, they're already spreading to Arizona.
Quote from: Luna on April 15, 2011, 02:26:23 PM
Quote from: Khara on April 15, 2011, 02:20:03 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 15, 2011, 01:14:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on April 15, 2011, 01:07:47 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 15, 2011, 01:00:28 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on April 15, 2011, 12:32:58 PM
Quote from: Remington on April 15, 2011, 04:23:42 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 15, 2011, 04:13:35 AM
Quote from: Remington on April 15, 2011, 04:10:15 AM
To clarify, Canada is only interested in:
- Washington
- Oregon
- California
- Hawaii
- Alaska
We don't want to deal with anything east of that.
You can have all of that shit. You get Palin, hippies, angry Samoans, hipsters, and a very cranky Dark Empress Nigel.
Palin will be deported, and everyone else will be pacified with ludicrous amounts of state-subsidized BC-grown pot. Truth be told, the only reason we want Alaska is because our maps look funny without it.
(On a side note, marijuana may be legal in Canada inside of 90 days... no legislation required.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/ontario/ontario-court-strikes-down-canadas-pot-laws/article1983105/ (http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/ontario/ontario-court-strikes-down-canadas-pot-laws/article1983105/))
Funny, that's pretty much America's reason for wanting to annex Canada, however, you guys taking Alaska is a better solution for us.
Only if they take Palin. And give us a month's warning so we can exile a few choice others up there, too.
Nah, they can deport her to Russia.
I don't care WHAT they do with her once she's their problem.
It should be required that her spawn and their spawn go to!
That'll require some deporting, they're already spreading to Arizona.
Tucson has had enough of them, and is drawing them in with her siren song for the purposes of consuming them.
Quote from: Remington on April 15, 2011, 04:23:42 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 15, 2011, 04:13:35 AM
Quote from: Remington on April 15, 2011, 04:10:15 AM
To clarify, Canada is only interested in:
- Washington
- Oregon
- California
- Hawaii
- Alaska
We don't want to deal with anything east of that.
You can have all of that shit. You get Palin, hippies, angry Samoans, hipsters, and a very cranky Dark Empress Nigel.
Palin will be deported, and everyone else will be pacified with ludicrous amounts of state-subsidized BC-grown pot. Truth be told, the only reason we want Alaska is because our maps look funny without it.
(On a side note, marijuana may be legal in Canada inside of 90 days... no legislation required.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/ontario/ontario-court-strikes-down-canadas-pot-laws/article1983105/ (http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/ontario/ontario-court-strikes-down-canadas-pot-laws/article1983105/))
You almost had me sold on your program until you tried to force your crappy BC pot on me. I hate that shit like the Koch brothers hate poor people.
We had a massive hailstorm up in Thunder bay this weekend... but now it's sunny and warm
And I have to stay inside to study :-(
Quote from: Khara on April 15, 2011, 02:20:03 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 15, 2011, 01:14:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on April 15, 2011, 01:07:47 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 15, 2011, 01:00:28 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on April 15, 2011, 12:32:58 PM
Quote from: Remington on April 15, 2011, 04:23:42 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 15, 2011, 04:13:35 AM
Quote from: Remington on April 15, 2011, 04:10:15 AM
To clarify, Canada is only interested in:
- Washington
- Oregon
- California
- Hawaii
- Alaska
We don't want to deal with anything east of that.
You can have all of that shit. You get Palin, hippies, angry Samoans, hipsters, and a very cranky Dark Empress Nigel.
Palin will be deported, and everyone else will be pacified with ludicrous amounts of state-subsidized BC-grown pot. Truth be told, the only reason we want Alaska is because our maps look funny without it.
(On a side note, marijuana may be legal in Canada inside of 90 days... no legislation required.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/ontario/ontario-court-strikes-down-canadas-pot-laws/article1983105/ (http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/ontario/ontario-court-strikes-down-canadas-pot-laws/article1983105/))
Funny, that's pretty much America's reason for wanting to annex Canada, however, you guys taking Alaska is a better solution for us.
Only if they take Palin. And give us a month's warning so we can exile a few choice others up there, too.
Nah, they can deport her to Russia.
I don't care WHAT they do with her once she's their problem.
It should be required that her spawn and their spawn go to!
And anyone who's dated her spawn..
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 15, 2011, 08:25:59 PM
but now it's sunny and warm
Spoke too soon.
Woke up this morning to a complete white out
You should always cap your office products before going to bed. You never know what could happen.
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 16, 2011, 11:20:55 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 15, 2011, 08:25:59 PM
but now it's sunny and warm
Spoke too soon.
Woke up this morning to a complete white out
I did not receive my two handsome young men, nor the check.
Beware my snowy wrath.
I might actually be stuck in this city for another day... Snow, freezing rain and hail all at once
BRING IT ON YOU MOTHER FUCKERS
:argh!: