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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: East Coast Hustle on April 17, 2011, 09:25:49 AM

Title: I AM WIDE AWAKE AND STRUNG OUT ON DANGEROUS AMOUNTS OF ROCKSTAR.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 17, 2011, 09:25:49 AM
ASK ME ANYTHING!
Title: Re: I AM WIDE AWAKE AND STRUNG OUT ON DANGEROUS AMOUNTS OF ROCKSTAR.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 17, 2011, 09:29:38 AM
Err.... why have I not gone to my girlfriend's bed yet?

(On that note, goodnight)
Title: Re: I AM WIDE AWAKE AND STRUNG OUT ON DANGEROUS AMOUNTS OF ROCKSTAR.
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 17, 2011, 09:32:06 AM
HAI ECH LOL

I DONT AVE A QUESTION.

U R A SPAG.i am drunk :( its not your fault this time :O
Title: Re: I AM WIDE AWAKE AND STRUNG OUT ON DANGEROUS AMOUNTS OF ROCKSTAR.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 17, 2011, 09:38:36 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on April 17, 2011, 09:29:38 AM
Err.... why have I not gone to my girlfriend's bed yet?

(On that note, goodnight)

You need more motivation. Chug a slim-can double-strength Rockstar (250mg of caffeine per can and only 15 calories!)
Title: Re: I AM WIDE AWAKE AND STRUNG OUT ON DANGEROUS AMOUNTS OF ROCKSTAR.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 17, 2011, 09:39:39 AM
Quote from: The Fred ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 17, 2011, 09:32:06 AM
HAI ECH LOL

I DONT AVE A QUESTION.

U R A SPAG.i am drunk :( its not your fault this time :O

You need to be one of those hyperactive wide-awake drunks. Chug a slim-can double-strength Rockstar.
Title: Re: I AM WIDE AWAKE AND STRUNG OUT ON DANGEROUS AMOUNTS OF ROCKSTAR.
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 17, 2011, 09:40:48 AM
I  AM WIDE AWAKE.


WHY ARENT YOU IN CHAT THINGS ON FACEBOOK?
Title: Re: I AM WIDE AWAKE AND STRUNG OUT ON DANGEROUS AMOUNTS OF ROCKSTAR.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 17, 2011, 09:42:52 AM
Because people I ditched out on hanging out with tonight are on Facebook.
Title: Re: I AM WIDE AWAKE AND STRUNG OUT ON DANGEROUS AMOUNTS OF ROCKSTAR.
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 17, 2011, 09:57:49 AM
>:(

maybe you needs an AIM screen anms or idunno..lol
Title: Re: I AM WIDE AWAKE AND STRUNG OUT ON DANGEROUS AMOUNTS OF ROCKSTAR.
Post by: Luna on April 17, 2011, 10:38:58 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 17, 2011, 09:42:52 AM
Because people I ditched out on hanging out with tonight are on Facebook.

Set up groups of friends.  It's possible to switch groups in chat on and off so you can be seen by some groups, and be invisible to others.
Title: Re: I AM WIDE AWAKE AND STRUNG OUT ON DANGEROUS AMOUNTS OF ROCKSTAR.
Post by: Suu on April 17, 2011, 01:20:48 PM
IF BRAEKUP WITH ECHGF IMMINENT, WANNA GET MARRIED? TOGETHER WE CAN RULE THE ENTIRE EAST COAST, USVI AND PORTLAND!


-Suu
Political marriages, ftw.
Title: Re: I AM WIDE AWAKE AND STRUNG OUT ON DANGEROUS AMOUNTS OF ROCKSTAR.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 17, 2011, 06:13:20 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 17, 2011, 01:20:48 PM
IF BRAEKUP WITH ECHGF IMMINENT, WANNA GET MARRIED? TOGETHER WE CAN RULE THE ENTIRE EAST COAST, USVI AND PORTLAND!


-Suu
Political marriages, ftw.

I wish I didn't visualize things so instantly. I have this picture of ECH setting up the bedroom like a kitchen, with all the tools he needs hanging off the headboard from one of those magnetic knife-holding racks. 8 kinds of vibrator, a variety of flavored lubes, etc. And him getting busy with a chef's hat on.
Title: Re: I AM WIDE AWAKE AND STRUNG OUT ON DANGEROUS AMOUNTS OF ROCKSTAR.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 17, 2011, 06:41:38 PM
If you could have any sort of scooter and/or segway, what would it be?
Title: Re: I AM WIDE AWAKE AND STRUNG OUT ON DANGEROUS AMOUNTS OF ROCKSTAR.
Post by: Telarus on April 18, 2011, 12:01:26 AM
Quote from: SHIBBOLEET THE ANNIHILATOR on April 17, 2011, 06:41:38 PM
If you could have any sort of scooter and/or segway, what would it be?

The one the head of the company plummeted to his death off a cliff on.
Title: Re: I AM WIDE AWAKE AND STRUNG OUT ON DANGEROUS AMOUNTS OF ROCKSTAR.
Post by: Suu on April 18, 2011, 12:07:50 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 17, 2011, 06:13:20 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 17, 2011, 01:20:48 PM
IF BRAEKUP WITH ECHGF IMMINENT, WANNA GET MARRIED? TOGETHER WE CAN RULE THE ENTIRE EAST COAST, USVI AND PORTLAND!


-Suu
Political marriages, ftw.

I wish I didn't visualize things so instantly. I have this picture of ECH setting up the bedroom like a kitchen, with all the tools he needs hanging off the headboard from one of those magnetic knife-holding racks. 8 kinds of vibrator, a variety of flavored lubes, etc. And him getting busy with a chef's hat on.

I'm down if he is.
Title: Re: I AM WIDE AWAKE AND STRUNG OUT ON DANGEROUS AMOUNTS OF ROCKSTAR.
Post by: BadBeast on April 18, 2011, 09:10:31 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 17, 2011, 06:13:20 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 17, 2011, 01:20:48 PM
IF BRAEKUP WITH ECHGF IMMINENT, WANNA GET MARRIED? TOGETHER WE CAN RULE THE ENTIRE EAST COAST, USVI AND PORTLAND!


-Suu
Political marriages, ftw.

I wish I didn't visualize things so instantly. I have this picture of ECH setting up the bedroom like a kitchen, with all the tools he needs hanging off the headboard from one of those magnetic knife-holding racks. 8 kinds of vibrator, a variety of flavored lubes, etc. And him getting busy with a chef's hat on.
Right, so you don't think of the social implications of this unholy union spreading it's Political way down the East coast of America like necrotising fascitus, just visions of  "Chef's Special" multipenetrative sexualistic invasionment?
Title: Re: I AM WIDE AWAKE AND STRUNG OUT ON DANGEROUS AMOUNTS OF ROCKSTAR.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 18, 2011, 06:05:16 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 17, 2011, 01:20:48 PM
IF BRAEKUP WITH ECHGF IMMINENT, WANNA GET MARRIED? TOGETHER WE CAN RULE THE ENTIRE EAST COAST, USVI AND PORTLAND!


-Suu
Political marriages, ftw.


Two problems, neither of which is insurmountable:

1) I don't WANT most of the East Coast. And my plans for the West Coast involve playing a big game of "sink" with all of Cali south of Morro Bay.

2) I'm not the marrying type.

So I propose that instead of a political marriage for territorial consolidation, we fight a fake war that allows us both to engage in massive profiteering, all plans for which are made during our secret hookups.
Title: Re: I AM WIDE AWAKE AND STRUNG OUT ON DANGEROUS AMOUNTS OF ROCKSTAR.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 18, 2011, 06:06:08 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on April 18, 2011, 09:10:31 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 17, 2011, 06:13:20 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 17, 2011, 01:20:48 PM
IF BRAEKUP WITH ECHGF IMMINENT, WANNA GET MARRIED? TOGETHER WE CAN RULE THE ENTIRE EAST COAST, USVI AND PORTLAND!


-Suu
Political marriages, ftw.

I wish I didn't visualize things so instantly. I have this picture of ECH setting up the bedroom like a kitchen, with all the tools he needs hanging off the headboard from one of those magnetic knife-holding racks. 8 kinds of vibrator, a variety of flavored lubes, etc. And him getting busy with a chef's hat on.
Right, so you don't think of the social implications of this unholy union spreading it's Political way down the East coast of America like necrotising fascitus, just visions of  "Chef's Special" multipenetrative sexualistic invasionment?

I think it indicates that CPD has the right values.
Title: Re: I AM WIDE AWAKE AND STRUNG OUT ON DANGEROUS AMOUNTS OF ROCKSTAR.
Post by: Jenne on April 18, 2011, 06:12:04 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 18, 2011, 06:05:16 PM
And my plans for the West Coast involve playing a big game of "sink" with all of Cali south of Morro Bay.


:crankey:
Title: Re: I AM WIDE AWAKE AND STRUNG OUT ON DANGEROUS AMOUNTS OF ROCKSTAR.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 18, 2011, 06:13:31 PM
Quote from: Telarus on April 18, 2011, 12:01:26 AM
Quote from: SHIBBOLEET THE ANNIHILATOR on April 17, 2011, 06:41:38 PM
If you could have any sort of scooter and/or segway, what would it be?

The one the head of the company plummeted to his death off a cliff on.

Excellent choice.
Title: Re: I AM WIDE AWAKE AND STRUNG OUT ON DANGEROUS AMOUNTS OF ROCKSTAR.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 18, 2011, 06:18:22 PM
Quote from: SHIBBOLEET THE ANNIHILATOR on April 17, 2011, 06:41:38 PM
If you could have any sort of scooter and/or segway, what would it be?

Rascal with low-profile wheels, hydraulics, and a fold-out bed on the back. Pimp's gotta do his thing, dawg.
Title: Re: I AM WIDE AWAKE AND STRUNG OUT ON DANGEROUS AMOUNTS OF ROCKSTAR.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 18, 2011, 06:21:20 PM
Spinners?
Title: Re: I AM WIDE AWAKE AND STRUNG OUT ON DANGEROUS AMOUNTS OF ROCKSTAR.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 18, 2011, 06:21:31 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 18, 2011, 06:06:08 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on April 18, 2011, 09:10:31 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 17, 2011, 06:13:20 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 17, 2011, 01:20:48 PM
IF BRAEKUP WITH ECHGF IMMINENT, WANNA GET MARRIED? TOGETHER WE CAN RULE THE ENTIRE EAST COAST, USVI AND PORTLAND!


-Suu
Political marriages, ftw.

I wish I didn't visualize things so instantly. I have this picture of ECH setting up the bedroom like a kitchen, with all the tools he needs hanging off the headboard from one of those magnetic knife-holding racks. 8 kinds of vibrator, a variety of flavored lubes, etc. And him getting busy with a chef's hat on.
Right, so you don't think of the social implications of this unholy union spreading it's Political way down the East coast of America like necrotising fascitus, just visions of  "Chef's Special" multipenetrative sexualistic invasionment?

I think it indicates that CPD has the right values.

So . . . in the backdrop there are screaming people, the rumble of explosions sinking tons of earth into the ocean, and the flickering light of a burning city dancing on the bedroom walls through the window. And a "oonce-oonce-oonce" beat playing quietly on the stereo.
Title: Re: I AM WIDE AWAKE AND STRUNG OUT ON DANGEROUS AMOUNTS OF ROCKSTAR.
Post by: Suu on April 18, 2011, 06:24:05 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 18, 2011, 06:05:16 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 17, 2011, 01:20:48 PM
IF BRAEKUP WITH ECHGF IMMINENT, WANNA GET MARRIED? TOGETHER WE CAN RULE THE ENTIRE EAST COAST, USVI AND PORTLAND!


-Suu
Political marriages, ftw.


Two problems, neither of which is insurmountable:

1) I don't WANT most of the East Coast. And my plans for the West Coast involve playing a big game of "sink" with all of Cali south of Morro Bay.

2) I'm not the marrying type.

So I propose that instead of a political marriage for territorial consolidation, we fight a fake war that allows us both to engage in massive profiteering, all plans for which are made during our secret hookups.

Deal.  But you have to wear the chef's hat.
Title: Re: I AM WIDE AWAKE AND STRUNG OUT ON DANGEROUS AMOUNTS OF ROCKSTAR.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 18, 2011, 06:28:11 PM
OK, as long as that's ALL I have to wear.
Title: Re: I AM WIDE AWAKE AND STRUNG OUT ON DANGEROUS AMOUNTS OF ROCKSTAR.
Post by: Suu on April 18, 2011, 06:43:31 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 18, 2011, 06:28:11 PM
OK, as long as that's ALL I have to wear.

Works for me!
Title: Re: I AM WIDE AWAKE AND STRUNG OUT ON DANGEROUS AMOUNTS OF ROCKSTAR.
Post by: Cinderflame KSC on April 18, 2011, 06:50:30 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 18, 2011, 06:21:31 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 18, 2011, 06:06:08 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on April 18, 2011, 09:10:31 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 17, 2011, 06:13:20 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 17, 2011, 01:20:48 PM
IF BRAEKUP WITH ECHGF IMMINENT, WANNA GET MARRIED? TOGETHER WE CAN RULE THE ENTIRE EAST COAST, USVI AND PORTLAND!


-Suu
Political marriages, ftw.

I wish I didn't visualize things so instantly. I have this picture of ECH setting up the bedroom like a kitchen, with all the tools he needs hanging off the headboard from one of those magnetic knife-holding racks. 8 kinds of vibrator, a variety of flavored lubes, etc. And him getting busy with a chef's hat on.
Right, so you don't think of the social implications of this unholy union spreading it's Political way down the East coast of America like necrotising fascitus, just visions of  "Chef's Special" multipenetrative sexualistic invasionment?

I think it indicates that CPD has the right values.

So . . . in the backdrop there are screaming people, the rumble of explosions sinking tons of earth into the ocean, and the flickering light of a burning city dancing on the bedroom walls through the window. And a "oonce-oonce-oonce" beat playing quietly on the stereo.

Please tell me you're videotaping this? Best porno ever...
Title: Re: I AM WIDE AWAKE AND STRUNG OUT ON DANGEROUS AMOUNTS OF ROCKSTAR.
Post by: Suu on April 18, 2011, 06:54:47 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 18, 2011, 06:21:31 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 18, 2011, 06:06:08 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on April 18, 2011, 09:10:31 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 17, 2011, 06:13:20 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 17, 2011, 01:20:48 PM
IF BRAEKUP WITH ECHGF IMMINENT, WANNA GET MARRIED? TOGETHER WE CAN RULE THE ENTIRE EAST COAST, USVI AND PORTLAND!


-Suu
Political marriages, ftw.

I wish I didn't visualize things so instantly. I have this picture of ECH setting up the bedroom like a kitchen, with all the tools he needs hanging off the headboard from one of those magnetic knife-holding racks. 8 kinds of vibrator, a variety of flavored lubes, etc. And him getting busy with a chef's hat on.
Right, so you don't think of the social implications of this unholy union spreading it's Political way down the East coast of America like necrotising fascitus, just visions of  "Chef's Special" multipenetrative sexualistic invasionment?

I think it indicates that CPD has the right values.

So . . . in the backdrop there are screaming people, the rumble of explosions sinking tons of earth into the ocean, and the flickering light of a burning city dancing on the bedroom walls through the window. And a "oonce-oonce-oonce" beat playing quietly on the stereo.

...You totally nailed my fetish.  :oops:
Title: Re: I AM WIDE AWAKE AND STRUNG OUT ON DANGEROUS AMOUNTS OF ROCKSTAR.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 18, 2011, 07:00:00 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 18, 2011, 06:54:47 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 18, 2011, 06:21:31 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 18, 2011, 06:06:08 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on April 18, 2011, 09:10:31 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 17, 2011, 06:13:20 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 17, 2011, 01:20:48 PM
IF BRAEKUP WITH ECHGF IMMINENT, WANNA GET MARRIED? TOGETHER WE CAN RULE THE ENTIRE EAST COAST, USVI AND PORTLAND!


-Suu
Political marriages, ftw.

I wish I didn't visualize things so instantly. I have this picture of ECH setting up the bedroom like a kitchen, with all the tools he needs hanging off the headboard from one of those magnetic knife-holding racks. 8 kinds of vibrator, a variety of flavored lubes, etc. And him getting busy with a chef's hat on.
Right, so you don't think of the social implications of this unholy union spreading it's Political way down the East coast of America like necrotising fascitus, just visions of  "Chef's Special" multipenetrative sexualistic invasionment?

I think it indicates that CPD has the right values.

So . . . in the backdrop there are screaming people, the rumble of explosions sinking tons of earth into the ocean, and the flickering light of a burning city dancing on the bedroom walls through the window. And a "oonce-oonce-oonce" beat playing quietly on the stereo.

...You totally nailed my fetish.  :oops:

:lulz: Who DOESN'T have that fetish?
Title: Re: I AM WIDE AWAKE AND STRUNG OUT ON DANGEROUS AMOUNTS OF ROCKSTAR.
Post by: Suu on April 18, 2011, 07:11:32 PM
I'd like you all to think, really long and hard, of the consequences caused by the fornication of Mr. Hustle and myself for a moment. Chef hat aside...I mean, do you REALLY want to destroy the world?
Title: Re: I AM WIDE AWAKE AND STRUNG OUT ON DANGEROUS AMOUNTS OF ROCKSTAR.
Post by: BadBeast on April 18, 2011, 07:14:33 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bm9HmRIri-Q&feature=related

Maybe not so good at visualising as CPD, but hey, . . . . . :lulz:
Title: Re: I AM WIDE AWAKE AND STRUNG OUT ON DANGEROUS AMOUNTS OF ROCKSTAR.
Post by: Suu on April 18, 2011, 07:15:21 PM
:spittake:
Title: Re: I AM WIDE AWAKE AND STRUNG OUT ON DANGEROUS AMOUNTS OF ROCKSTAR.
Post by: Cinderflame KSC on April 18, 2011, 07:16:14 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 18, 2011, 07:11:32 PM
I'd like you all to think, really long and hard, of the consequences caused by the fornication of Mr. Hustle and myself for a moment. Chef hat aside...I mean, do you REALLY want to destroy the world?
Destroy? No. Watch a sizeable portion of it burn? Yes.
Title: Re: I AM WIDE AWAKE AND STRUNG OUT ON DANGEROUS AMOUNTS OF ROCKSTAR.
Post by: Luna on April 18, 2011, 07:16:31 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on April 18, 2011, 07:14:33 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bm9HmRIri-Q&feature=related

Maybe not so good at visualising as CPD, but hey, . . . . . :lulz:

Ofuq!