Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 03:21:41 PM

Title: Okay, New People, check in here to get your Holy Name™.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 03:21:41 PM
We've had a wave of new people that are at risk of perdition, because they don't have a Holy Name™.  Check in here, and either Payne or myself will issue you one.  I'll check in periodically.

Important note:  The Holy Name™ must go in the "personal text" portion of your profile, or it doesn't work, and you go to normal hell anyway.

Title: Re: Okay, New People, check in here to get your Holy Name™.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 28, 2011, 03:57:09 PM
I'm not new, but it's a new account so do what thou wilt.  :lol:
Title: Re: Okay, New People, check in here to get your Holy Name™.
Post by: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 04:05:48 PM
You can give me a new Holy Name so that I can refuse to use it.   :P
Title: Re: Okay, New People, check in here to get your Holy Name™.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 04:29:05 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 28, 2011, 03:57:09 PM
I'm not new, but it's a new account so do what thou wilt.  :lol:

Interweb Horrormonkey of Love
Title: Re: Okay, New People, check in here to get your Holy Name™.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 04:29:27 PM
Quote from: ch3mist on April 28, 2011, 04:05:48 PM
You can give me a new Holy Name so that I can refuse to use it.   :P

No.  Enjoy your stay in normal hell.
Title: Re: Okay, New People, check in here to get your Holy Name™.
Post by: Freeky on April 28, 2011, 04:29:50 PM
What is it with this wave of absoultely retarded noobs coming here?  Still haven't got an awesome one yet (discounting Stella, and anyone else who may have migrated from EB&G)
Title: Re: Okay, New People, check in here to get your Holy Name™.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 04:32:43 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 28, 2011, 04:29:50 PM
What is it with this wave of absoultely retarded noobs coming here?  

Oh, come on...He has to show how Edgy™ he is, or his epenis goes all limp.

Title: Re: Okay, New People, check in here to get your Holy Name™.
Post by: Freeky on April 28, 2011, 04:33:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 04:32:43 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 28, 2011, 04:29:50 PM
What is it with this wave of absoultely retarded noobs coming here?  

Oh, come on...He has to show how Edgy™ he is, or his epenis goes all limp.

:hipster:

I'M GONNA SHOW HOW OUTLANDISH I AM BY BEING ASSBURGERS!!!
       \
:nigel:
Title: Re: Okay, New People, check in here to get your Holy Name™.
Post by: *GrumpButt* on April 28, 2011, 04:39:55 PM
Not new, but I don't have one :)
Title: Re: Okay, New People, check in here to get your Holy Name™.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 04:40:52 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on April 28, 2011, 04:39:55 PM
Not new, but I don't have one :)

Glorious Sinner of Contagion
Title: Re: Okay, New People, check in here to get your Holy Name™.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 28, 2011, 05:00:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 04:29:05 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 28, 2011, 03:57:09 PM
I'm not new, but it's a new account so do what thou wilt.  :lol:

Interweb Horrormonkey of Love
Thanks, that actually...OSHI-
:lol:
Title: Re: Okay, New People, check in here to get your Holy Name™.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 05:01:42 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 28, 2011, 05:00:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 04:29:05 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 28, 2011, 03:57:09 PM
I'm not new, but it's a new account so do what thou wilt.  :lol:

Interweb Horrormonkey of Love
Thanks, that actually...OSHI-
:lol:

Doesn't go in user title, goes in Personal Text.
Title: Re: Okay, New People, check in here to get your Holy Name™.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 28, 2011, 05:08:22 PM
Fixt.
Normal hell was full of hipsters anyway.
Title: Re: Okay, New People, check in here to get your Holy Name™.
Post by: Payne on April 28, 2011, 05:40:48 PM
This is my Holy NameTM. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My Holy NameTM is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My Holy NameTM, without me, is useless. Without my Holy NameTM, I am useless. I must textify my Holy NameTM true. I must shart straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shart him before he sharts me. I will...

My Holy NameTM and myself know that what counts in this forum is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the HolinessTM that counts. We are Holy MenTM...

My Holy NameTM is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its consonants and its vowels. I will ever guard it against the ravages of pagans and facebook Discordians as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my Holy NameTM clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...

Before GIGGLES, I swear this creed. My Holy NameTM and myself are the defenders of my forum. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until victory is AmericaTM's and there is no enemy, but peace! And then...
Title: Re: Okay, New People, check in here to get your Holy Name™.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on April 28, 2011, 05:47:20 PM
:mittens:

Endorsement: Ever since I got my Holy Name, people have been lining up to get taste of my enhanced Holiness, and the fluorescent growths are hardly noticeable!
Title: Re: Okay, New People, check in here to get your Holy Name™.
Post by: Payne on April 28, 2011, 05:50:43 PM
Ever since I got my Holy NameTM I have started to develop sexually in ways previously unnoted in biology textbooks, the seepage from my armpits has turned a rather pleasant shade of lavender and I am able to roll a natural 20 at any time I choose.
Title: Re: Okay, New People, check in here to get your Holy Name™.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 05:52:43 PM
Ever since I got my Holy Name™, my 'frop has stopped going moldy, my backhair has 30% less vermin, my testicles have gone properly lopsided, and my coworkers maintain a respectful distance between themselves and my holy personage.
Title: Re: Okay, New People, check in here to get your Holy Name™.
Post by: Telarus on April 28, 2011, 05:54:08 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Okay, New People, check in here to get your Holy Name™.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on April 28, 2011, 07:22:35 PM
Before I had my Holy NameTM, I couldn't get a date to save my life. Now I get so many booty calls from so many places, they had to shut down SETI! Thanks, TGRR!
Title: Re: Okay, New People, check in here to get your Holy Name™.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 28, 2011, 07:40:10 PM
Continuous recitation of the HOLY NAMETM creates a shield like unto an armor of venereal warts that no enemy dares penetrate.
Title: Re: Okay, New People, check in here to get your Holy Name™.
Post by: Eve Hill on April 28, 2011, 11:09:43 PM
Quote from: Cainad on April 28, 2011, 07:22:35 PM
Before I had my Holy NameTM, I couldn't get a date to save my life. Now I get so many booty calls from so many places, they had to shut down SETI! Thanks, TGRR!

Ooh liking this endorsement!  :lol:


I'd like a Holy Name, please. :-)
Title: Re: Okay, New People, check in here to get your Holy Name™.
Post by: Payne on April 28, 2011, 11:48:44 PM
(http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/food/tap440.jpg)
Title: Re: Okay, New People, check in here to get your Holy Name™.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2011, 12:58:13 AM
Quote from: Eve Hill on April 28, 2011, 11:09:43 PM
Quote from: Cainad on April 28, 2011, 07:22:35 PM
Before I had my Holy NameTM, I couldn't get a date to save my life. Now I get so many booty calls from so many places, they had to shut down SETI! Thanks, TGRR!

Ooh liking this endorsement!  :lol:


I'd like a Holy Name, please. :-)


Rabid Lust Squirrel of Forbidden Desire
Title: Re: Okay, New People, check in here to get your Holy Name™.
Post by: Eve Hill on April 29, 2011, 02:44:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2011, 12:58:13 AM
Quote from: Eve Hill on April 28, 2011, 11:09:43 PM
Quote from: Cainad on April 28, 2011, 07:22:35 PM
Before I had my Holy NameTM, I couldn't get a date to save my life. Now I get so many booty calls from so many places, they had to shut down SETI! Thanks, TGRR!

Ooh liking this endorsement!  :lol:


I'd like a Holy Name, please. :-)



Rabid Lust Squirrel of Forbidden Desire

:lulz: Two thumbs up!
Title: Re: Okay, New People, check in here to get your Holy Name™.
Post by: Lies on April 29, 2011, 06:27:41 AM
I'm afraid to ask which is why I must- Oh Great and Terrible Roger, for what holy name wilt thou bestow upon me?
Title: Re: Okay, New People, check in here to get your Holy Name™.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2011, 02:37:58 PM
Quote from: Lies on April 29, 2011, 06:27:41 AM
I'm afraid to ask which is why I must- Oh Great and Terrible Roger, for what holy name wilt thou bestow upon me?

Wheel-Eyed Sin Lizard of Yore
Title: Re: Okay, New People, check in here to get your Holy Name™.
Post by: Lies on April 29, 2011, 06:10:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2011, 02:37:58 PM
Quote from: Lies on April 29, 2011, 06:27:41 AM
I'm afraid to ask which is why I must- Oh Great and Terrible Roger, for what holy name wilt thou bestow upon me?

Wheel-Eyed Sin Lizard of Yore
I shall use this to confuse my enemies and bring my lovers to higher plains of ecstasy! Or possibly the other way around.
Title: Re: Okay, New People, check in here to get your Holy Name™.
Post by: Payne on April 29, 2011, 06:13:56 PM
Quote from: Lies on April 29, 2011, 06:10:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2011, 02:37:58 PM
Quote from: Lies on April 29, 2011, 06:27:41 AM
I'm afraid to ask which is why I must- Oh Great and Terrible Roger, for what holy name wilt thou bestow upon me?

Wheel-Eyed Sin Lizard of Yore
I shall use this to confuse my enemies and bring my lovers to higher plains of ecstasy! Or possibly the other way around.

PERSONAL TEXT, ASSHOLE
Title: Re: Okay, New People, check in here to get your Holy Name™.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2011, 06:15:08 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 29, 2011, 06:13:56 PM
Quote from: Lies on April 29, 2011, 06:10:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2011, 02:37:58 PM
Quote from: Lies on April 29, 2011, 06:27:41 AM
I'm afraid to ask which is why I must- Oh Great and Terrible Roger, for what holy name wilt thou bestow upon me?

Wheel-Eyed Sin Lizard of Yore
I shall use this to confuse my enemies and bring my lovers to higher plains of ecstasy! Or possibly the other way around.

PERSONAL TEXT, ASSHOLE

:facepalm:

Another sinner lost to the fiery depths of hell.
Title: Re: Okay, New People, check in here to get your Holy Name™.
Post by: Payne on April 29, 2011, 06:16:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2011, 06:15:08 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 29, 2011, 06:13:56 PM
Quote from: Lies on April 29, 2011, 06:10:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2011, 02:37:58 PM
Quote from: Lies on April 29, 2011, 06:27:41 AM
I'm afraid to ask which is why I must- Oh Great and Terrible Roger, for what holy name wilt thou bestow upon me?

Wheel-Eyed Sin Lizard of Yore
I shall use this to confuse my enemies and bring my lovers to higher plains of ecstasy! Or possibly the other way around.

PERSONAL TEXT, ASSHOLE

:facepalm:

Another sinner lost to the fiery depths of hell.

You can lead a fool to HolinessTM, but you can't make them piss in the baptismal font.
Title: Re: Okay, New People, check in here to get your Holy Name™.
Post by: Lies on April 29, 2011, 08:17:27 PM
It's a long way to salvation for me huh  :cry:
Title: Re: Okay, New People, check in here to get your Holy Name™.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 23, 2011, 02:04:33 AM
Payne has to take over for this sort of shit again.