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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Suu on April 28, 2011, 04:09:58 PM

Title: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Suu on April 28, 2011, 04:09:58 PM
Now there is, bitches.

Okay, seriously, how many of us Americans are seriously going to get up at 4am to watch this bullshit? All I care about is the dress. I'll admit it, I want to see what Kate is gonna wear, but besides that, my English blue blood is cringing.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: LMNO on April 28, 2011, 04:11:38 PM
You know, I was really hoping it would come and go without anyone here noticing.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Suu on April 28, 2011, 04:12:34 PM
 8)

-Suu
Closet Fashionista.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Adios on April 28, 2011, 04:16:30 PM
What wedding?
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 28, 2011, 04:20:30 PM
Who even gives the slightest resemblance of a fuck about any of this crap? Inbred richie boy with knobby knees marries twatty golddigger from the world's trailer park, spends zillions of pounds to put on a massive televised spectacle. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, millions of children are still starving and dying from easily preventable diseases.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: hooplala on April 28, 2011, 04:21:29 PM
Didn't you guys fight an entire war so you wouldn't have to watch shit like this???
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Eater of Clowns on April 28, 2011, 04:24:48 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on April 28, 2011, 04:21:29 PM
Didn't you guys fight an entire war so you wouldn't have to watch shit like this???


AND WE'LL FIGHT A HUNDRED MORE TO KEEP IT THAT WAY.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Freeky on April 28, 2011, 04:25:53 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 28, 2011, 04:11:38 PM
You know, I was really hoping it would come and go without anyone here noticing.
Quote from: Charley Brown on April 28, 2011, 04:16:30 PM
What wedding?
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 28, 2011, 04:24:48 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on April 28, 2011, 04:21:29 PM
Didn't you guys fight an entire war so you wouldn't have to watch shit like this???


AND WE'LL FIGHT A HUNDRED MORE TO KEEP IT THAT WAY.

All of these.  Stupid thread is stupid.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 04:27:13 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 28, 2011, 04:11:38 PM
You know, I was really hoping it would come and go without anyone here noticing.

This.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 28, 2011, 04:37:57 PM
Somebody's getting married?
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Thurnez Isa on April 28, 2011, 04:38:08 PM
Unless they make Payne the chaplain
Im not interested.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Adios on April 28, 2011, 04:38:51 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 28, 2011, 04:38:08 PM
Unless they make Payne the chaplain
Im not interested.

TGRR simply must be a brides maid.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 04:39:28 PM
Let me know when Harry, Prince of Crazytown, gets married.

William's a bore.  At least Harry TRIES to hold with English tradition, by trying to get killed in stupid ways.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 04:39:45 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on April 28, 2011, 04:38:51 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 28, 2011, 04:38:08 PM
Unless they make Payne the chaplain
Im not interested.

TGRR simply must be a brides maid.

WOMP!  STAT!
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on April 28, 2011, 04:40:13 PM
Well if we weren't invited, perhaps we should send a lovely gift to the prettiest one there  :lulz:
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Slyph on April 28, 2011, 04:41:08 PM
Was planning on mocking up a massive Daily Mail with the front page "DOLE SPONGE 'LIZ' OWNS SOLID GOLD HAT" and taking it to a demonstration, but my wife has told me in no uncertain terms "No fucking protesting until my visa clears".
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Suu on April 28, 2011, 04:46:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 04:39:45 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on April 28, 2011, 04:38:51 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 28, 2011, 04:38:08 PM
Unless they make Payne the chaplain
Im not interested.

TGRR simply must be a brides maid.

WOMP!  STAT!

OMG OMG OMG OMG
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Adios on April 28, 2011, 04:47:59 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 28, 2011, 04:46:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 04:39:45 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on April 28, 2011, 04:38:51 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 28, 2011, 04:38:08 PM
Unless they make Payne the chaplain
Im not interested.

TGRR simply must be a brides maid.

WOMP!  STAT!

OMG OMG OMG OMG
I doesn't know how to womp. :(
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Suu on April 28, 2011, 04:49:25 PM
I DON'T HAVE TIME TODAY I HAVE TO GO HOME AND WRITE A PAPER. SOMEONE WOMP THIS SHIT NOW.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 04:52:53 PM
Sounds like everyone has The Fear.   8)
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Freeky on April 28, 2011, 04:53:40 PM
WHATEVS OLD MAN. YOU JUST WAIT, OKAY!?


YOU JUST WAIT!
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 04:55:38 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 28, 2011, 04:53:40 PM
WHATEVS OLD MAN. YOU JUST WAIT, OKAY!?


YOU JUST WAIT!

You don't have the GUTS.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: hooplala on April 28, 2011, 04:59:38 PM
I do:

(http://img862.imageshack.us/img862/6973/rogerbridesmaid.jpg)

Bob thought you looked very fetching.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 05:00:38 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on April 28, 2011, 04:59:38 PM
I do:

(http://img862.imageshack.us/img862/6973/rogerbridesmaid.jpg)

Bob thought you looked very fetching.

I'm...I'm...BEAUTIFUL!
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Adios on April 28, 2011, 05:01:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 05:00:38 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on April 28, 2011, 04:59:38 PM
I do:

(http://img862.imageshack.us/img862/6973/rogerbridesmaid.jpg)

Bob thought you looked very fetching.

I'm...I'm...BEAUTIFUL!

I would hit it.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: hooplala on April 28, 2011, 05:02:13 PM
You'd be crazy not to!
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 28, 2011, 05:03:01 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on April 28, 2011, 04:59:38 PM
I do:

(http://img862.imageshack.us/img862/6973/rogerbridesmaid.jpg)

Bob thought you looked very fetching.

TGRR IS A PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 05:03:53 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 28, 2011, 05:03:01 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on April 28, 2011, 04:59:38 PM
I do:

(http://img862.imageshack.us/img862/6973/rogerbridesmaid.jpg)

Bob thought you looked very fetching.

TGRR IS A PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!

I AM A BEAUTIFUL FAIRY PRINCESS!  :banana:
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: hooplala on April 28, 2011, 05:06:18 PM
And as Lord Flashheart would say: "Thanks bridesmaid, like the beard.  Gives me something to HANG ON TO!"
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Slyph on April 28, 2011, 05:08:01 PM
WOOF
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 05:08:43 PM
Quote from: Slyph on April 28, 2011, 05:08:01 PM
WOOF

You just keep your paws to yourself, young lady.

I'm not that kind of girl.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: LMNO on April 28, 2011, 05:10:49 PM
No one is that kind of girl...
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: hooplala on April 28, 2011, 05:11:27 PM
Quote from: Slyph on April 28, 2011, 05:08:01 PM
WOOF

Woof indeed.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 05:11:58 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 28, 2011, 05:10:49 PM
No one is that kind of girl...

I dunno.  I dated this nurse in Watertown, NY, once, and we called her "Yellow Pages".
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Freeky on April 28, 2011, 05:12:18 PM
MY BRAIN IS MELTING FROMTHE  BULLSHIT OH GAD......... blurble blurble sclorp


AND ROGER IS THE SEXY LIKE BEAST
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: hooplala on April 28, 2011, 05:14:17 PM
Also, kindly note that when others WOMP Roger, they receive threats of retaliation.

When a true artiste like Hoopla WOMPs Roger, the results are a pup tent in the pants.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 05:15:39 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on April 28, 2011, 05:14:17 PM
Also, kindly note that when others WOMP Roger, they receive threats of retaliation.

When a true artiste like Hoopla WOMPs Roger, the results are a pup tent in the pants.

Also, with you, the threat is simply implied, on account of you living so near Burlington.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Adios on April 28, 2011, 05:16:28 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on April 28, 2011, 05:14:17 PM
Also, kindly note that when others WOMP Roger, they receive threats of retaliation.

When a true artiste like Hoopla WOMPs Roger, the results are a pup tent in the pants.

:spittake:
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: hooplala on April 28, 2011, 05:19:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 05:15:39 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on April 28, 2011, 05:14:17 PM
Also, kindly note that when others WOMP Roger, they receive threats of retaliation.

When a true artiste like Hoopla WOMPs Roger, the results are a pup tent in the pants.

Also, with you, the threat is simply implied, on account of you living so near Burlington.

Point.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on April 28, 2011, 06:24:24 PM
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/diforce.jpg)
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Luna on April 28, 2011, 06:25:25 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 28, 2011, 06:24:24 PM
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/diforce.jpg)

Oh, that is awesome, Pent.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Suu on April 28, 2011, 06:27:13 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 28, 2011, 06:24:24 PM
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/diforce.jpg)

YOINK. FACEBOOKING.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: hooplala on April 28, 2011, 06:28:06 PM
Ditto.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: hooplala on April 28, 2011, 06:28:41 PM
Suu, I've always meant to ask you... how does Blackadder hold up, period clothing wise?
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Luna on April 28, 2011, 06:29:08 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on April 28, 2011, 06:28:41 PM
Suu, I've always meant to ask you... how does Blackadder hold up, period clothing wise?

Ofuq.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: hooplala on April 28, 2011, 06:30:29 PM
 :D
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Telarus on April 28, 2011, 06:49:43 PM
This just in: Brit Wedding just got 169% more entertaining.


LIVE COMMENTARY FROM JAY AND SILENT 'BOB'.

http://www.ustream.tv/jayandsilentbob
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: hooplala on April 28, 2011, 07:18:16 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on April 28, 2011, 06:28:41 PM
Suu, I've always meant to ask you... how does Blackadder hold up, period clothing wise?

I would like to add that the above was a serious question.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Suu on April 28, 2011, 07:43:55 PM
I'll tell you more after I'm done comparing and contrasting Realpolitik to Machiavelli's writings.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: hooplala on April 28, 2011, 07:51:38 PM
...poop.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Cain on April 28, 2011, 08:20:46 PM
HAHAHAHA!

HA!

Guess who's working tonight and tomorrow night, pulling down bank holiday (time and a half extra) pay?  Guess who is sleeping from 8am to 4pm tomorrow and so will miss the blanket, wall to wall coverage on UK channels? Fuck yeah.  And then I'm going to find some idiot who attended a "street party" and mock them, until they commit suicide with their stupid Union Jack* bunting?

*Guess what?  It's not called a Union Jack unless it's on a ship.  It's a Union flag, per George III, bitches.  Funny how I seem to be the only person in the country aware of this. 
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: hooplala on April 28, 2011, 08:28:46 PM
George III... wasn't he the, y'know, whacky one?
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Cain on April 28, 2011, 08:39:14 PM
Actually, it appears to have been arsenic poisoning.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on April 28, 2011, 08:40:24 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 28, 2011, 08:39:14 PM
Actually, it appears to have been arsenic poisoning.

Damn, I would have said inbreeding.....

Aren't all the royals related one way or another?
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Cain on April 28, 2011, 09:00:31 PM
Quote from: Khara on April 28, 2011, 08:40:24 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 28, 2011, 08:39:14 PM
Actually, it appears to have been arsenic poisoning.

Damn, I would have said inbreeding.....

Aren't all the royals related one way or another?

Aren't all royalty?

Besides, if it was porphyria, as many suspected, another incident of it would have likely arisen by now, because of said shallow genetic paddling pool.  Plus they tested his hair and arsenic levels were off the chart.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: hooplala on April 28, 2011, 09:04:15 PM
It was that damn Blackadder.

Twice in one thread!
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Slyph on April 28, 2011, 09:14:45 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 28, 2011, 08:20:46 PM
*Guess what?  It's not called a Union Jack unless it's on a ship.  It's a Union flag, per George III, bitches.  Funny how I seem to be the only person in the country aware of this. 

I knew that, but I was a sea cadet...

*check, turn, check turn away, two, three*
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Suu on April 28, 2011, 10:24:26 PM
In response to your question, Hoops, the costumes for Blackadder are actually from what I can see, more accurate than the Tudors ever wanted to be if they even tried, at least for the Elizabethan period. I haven't seen too much of it, but I was always pretty impressed.

The Borgias is already giving me a headache for their over-use of leather and modern satins.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Slyph on April 28, 2011, 10:25:33 PM
Well, Blackadder was Ben Elton, right?
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Suu on April 28, 2011, 10:29:52 PM
Quote from: Slyph on April 28, 2011, 10:25:33 PM
Well, Blackadder was Ben Elton, right?

Yes, but he's a writer, I'm not sure of his experience with costuming.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: hooplala on April 28, 2011, 10:35:17 PM
I suspected as much, but am happy to hear it.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Suu on April 28, 2011, 10:40:42 PM
Yeah, typically anything British is going to blow anything American out of the water, no matter the budget. Americans want sexy, they don't want accurate.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: LMNO on April 28, 2011, 11:04:19 PM
Suu, in your professional opinion, how accurate Re the costumes in Game of Thrones?
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Suu on April 28, 2011, 11:44:39 PM
It's fantasy, and Sean Bean just looks like Boromir anyway.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Payne on April 29, 2011, 01:50:57 AM
Why is there no thread on the fucking royal wedding?

1- because they don't (yet) allow cameras in the bedroom while it's actually consumated

2- because the only people here who actually give a fuck about it are the people who are getting a free day off to drink like motherfuckers (Payne is up till 1:45 am and drunk only because some super inbred mother fuck is getting married to an only slithly less inbred motherfuck tomorrow)

3- Because there are better dresses on show on Oscar night

4- Because no one gives a fuck about "Wills" or who will eventually become known as Queen Katherine "Kate" Hohen-Zollern

5- Because starting a thread over a goddamn dress, who some overexposed coutourier designed 4 years ago when Cain may have accidentally bumped into the spouse of wearer of said dress while said spouse was said to be receiving an education while Cain was actually, yanno, learning shit is fucking stupid.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Suu on April 29, 2011, 03:15:33 AM
Wait...you guys got a fucking holiday for this shit? A 3 day weekend no less?

GODDAMNIT. I obviously live in the wrong country.  :argh!:
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Payne on April 29, 2011, 04:15:51 AM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 29, 2011, 03:15:33 AM
Wait...you guys got a fucking holiday for this shit? A 3 day weekend no less?

GODDAMNIT. I obviously live in the wrong country.  :argh!:

4 day weekend, as we also have May Day off.

Preceded by a four day weekend last week for other, easter-y, reasons.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Suu on April 29, 2011, 04:33:57 AM
YOU GUISE GET MAY DAY OFF?!?!?!?!
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 29, 2011, 05:21:00 AM
AMERICA = DO NOT ASK FOR HOLIDAYS OFF THOSE ARE OUR BUSIEST DAYS FUCK YUO AND YUOR FAMILY
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 29, 2011, 06:16:43 AM
What I love about Brit-land is that they not only get crazy days like MAY DAY off . . . they also have this little pool of days off to pull from called "mental health days". You can call in to work for no other reason than you don't wanna fuckin' GO.

I am envious of this in ways that are probably unhealthy.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Payne on April 29, 2011, 11:25:52 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 29, 2011, 06:16:43 AM
What I love about Brit-land is that they not only get crazy days like MAY DAY off . . . they also have this little pool of days off to pull from called "mental health days". You can call in to work for no other reason than you don't wanna fuckin' GO.

I am envious of this in ways that are probably unhealthy.

I've never worked anywhere that lets you do that...
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Payne on April 29, 2011, 11:27:11 AM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 29, 2011, 03:15:33 AM
GODDAMNIT. I obviously live in the wrong country.  :argh!:

Yeah, but yanno.... You get all these funny made up holidays like "Independence" Day that we don't.

I somehow figure that it all balances out.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: BadBeast on April 29, 2011, 11:50:03 AM
Quote from: Payne on April 29, 2011, 11:25:52 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 29, 2011, 06:16:43 AM
What I love about Brit-land is that they not only get crazy days like MAY DAY off . . . they also have this little pool of days off to pull from called "mental health days". You can call in to work for no other reason than you don't wanna fuckin' GO.

I am envious of this in ways that are probably unhealthy.

I've never worked anywhere that lets you do that...
I've never worked anywhere. (Well, not very hard, at least)
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: BadBeast on April 29, 2011, 11:56:17 AM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 28, 2011, 10:40:42 PM
Yeah, typically anything British is going to blow anything American out of the water, no matter the budget. Americans want sexy, they don't want accurate.
Blackadder costumes (And some of the jokes) are exact hand made replicas (even down to the dyes used) from the Victoria & Albert Museum.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Disco Pickle on April 29, 2011, 12:22:59 PM
ugh, GF got up at 4 to watch the damn thing. 

The only way I would have watched it is if it was similar to Khal Drogo and Daenery's wedding: everyone's getting hammered and feasting on horse meat, people fight to the death, and at the end of it all, the queen get's it from behind.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Suu on April 29, 2011, 12:42:44 PM
ALEXANDER FUCKING MCQUEEN.

Even in death the house rocks.

That is all.


Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: BadBeast on April 29, 2011, 01:22:51 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 29, 2011, 06:16:43 AM
What I love about Brit-land is that they not only get crazy days like MAY DAY off . . . they also have this little pool of days off to pull from called "mental health days". You can call in to work for no other reason than you don't wanna fuckin' GO.

I am envious of this in ways that are probably unhealthy.
We're really ought to get Nov 5th off as a Bank Holiday. We've burnt effigies on fucking enormous fires, all over the country, and blown more shit up than the IRA, every year since 1606 to celebrate it, so c'mon, whoever's responsible for this shit, pull your finger out!

I think it's got a lot to do with being right around Samhain too.

(When we used to stuff fucking great Wickermen, full of Romans, Frenchmen, Gypsys, Pictsys, and anyone else who didn't look right, and burn them alive as a Sacrifice to our Dark, Ancient Gods)
Penny for the Guy?
V for . . . . . . very nearly blew up the fucking King, and Parliament, with Gonne Powder!

By 1620, it was be the biggest State Commemoration in the Land. The Government introduced it as an annual Public Holiday by passing the "Observence of 5th of November Act" in April 1607.
I know it's ostensibly to be in thanksgiving for the Plot's failure, but that's nonsense. It's more than that. It's the only night of the Year we're even allowed to build a fucking fire!

It's now become a reminder to the State, that we're really quite a Seditious and treacherous lot of bloodthirsty bastards on the quiet. The effort put into making the Guys should be enough to remind them, but the looks of concentrated anticipation when the flames reach the Guy, half expecting to hear the blood curdling screams of the sacrificial MP, Victims, and resigned nostalgia when there are none forthcoming can be quite emotional. Rousing, even.

It's at this point that the English are at their most suggestible, and it wouldn't take much to get everyone to march to the Houses of Parliament, drag all the fucking Pirates and the Inbred Aristo Robber Barons out, and throw the lot of them onto a fucking great  big fire, say, the size of, . . Buckingham Palace? That would be memorable evening.     
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Suu on April 29, 2011, 01:27:56 PM
WTF are the Yorklets wearing? You Brits need to control Fergie's children.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: BadBeast on April 29, 2011, 01:41:29 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 29, 2011, 01:27:56 PM
WTF are the Yorklets wearing? You Brits need to control Fergie's children.
No idea, I'll hazard a guess at Burberry, or Aquascutum?
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on April 29, 2011, 02:08:40 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 29, 2011, 01:27:56 PM
WTF are the Yorklets wearing? You Brits need to control Fergie's children.

We allow them to continue living. It's considered punishment enough :lulz:
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Suu on April 29, 2011, 02:42:34 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on April 29, 2011, 01:41:29 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 29, 2011, 01:27:56 PM
WTF are the Yorklets wearing? You Brits need to control Fergie's children.
No idea, I'll hazard a guess at Burberry, or Aquascutum?

Vivienne Westwood and Valentino...I looked it up. I called Westwood, and just won $50 from an office pool in addition to the other $50 I won for saying McQueen would do Middleton's dress.

Me? = Awesome.







Seeing this shit makes me want to get married again...but then divorce immediately after so I don't have to deal with being married.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 29, 2011, 03:03:15 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 29, 2011, 02:42:34 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on April 29, 2011, 01:41:29 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 29, 2011, 01:27:56 PM
WTF are the Yorklets wearing? You Brits need to control Fergie's children.
No idea, I'll hazard a guess at Burberry, or Aquascutum?

Vivienne Westwood and Valentino...I looked it up. I called Westwood, and just won $50 from an office pool in addition to the other $50 I won for saying McQueen would do Middleton's dress.

Me? = Awesome.







Seeing this shit makes me want to get married again...but then divorce immediately after so I don't have to deal with being married.

Just have the ceremony and skip the legal paperwork filing.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: LMNO on April 29, 2011, 03:12:28 PM
Couldn't you just LARP it?
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Luna on April 29, 2011, 03:18:06 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 29, 2011, 03:12:28 PM
Couldn't you just LARP it?

Easily.  Reddy'd do it.   :D
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Suu on April 29, 2011, 03:25:14 PM
No. I don't want the namby pamby bullshit pagan crap that SCAdians call marriage.

If I end up having a period wedding, it will be, mark my words, something that was performed in the 1500s. My train will be the length of the fucking aisle, and it will be a full Catholic mass done in Ecclesiastical Latin. There will be chanters, there will be heralds, there will be the whole goddamn pomp and circumstance that was involved in a Late Renaissance wedding (That is, if they actually went to church and it wasn't just a contract that was signed.)

Oh right, contract, there will be a huge contract signed by both families stating the amount of my dowry and acquired lands, and the terms as such on the return of my dowry if my spouse should drop dead. That contract is to be blessed by the bishop, yes fucking bishop, that performs the service.



I mean really, if you're gonna do it, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, DO IT RIGHT.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: BadBeast on April 29, 2011, 04:14:02 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 29, 2011, 03:25:14 PM
No. I don't want the namby pamby bullshit pagan crap that SCAdians call marriage.

If I end up having a period wedding, it will be, mark my words, something that was performed in the 1500s. My train will be the length of the fucking aisle, and it will be a full Catholic mass done in Ecclesiastical Latin. There will be chanters, there will be heralds, there will be the whole goddamn pomp and circumstance that was involved in a Late Renaissance wedding (That is, if they actually went to church and it wasn't just a contract that was signed.)

Oh right, contract, there will be a huge contract signed by both families stating the amount of my dowry and acquired lands, and the terms as such on the return of my dowry if my spouse should drop dead. That contract is to be blessed by the bishop, yes fucking bishop, that performs the service.



I mean really, if you're gonna do it, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, DO IT RIGHT.
You realize you're probably narrowin. . . . . Nah, fuck it Grrl, you go for the big one,
and milk it as hard as you can, until both tits not only squeak, but howl in outrage! At least then you'll know he loves you!
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Suu on April 29, 2011, 04:18:38 PM
That is...*IF* I bother getting married again anyway, and if it's even going to be a reenactment wedding.

I barely remember the first one, we were drunk. We were all VERY drunk, and Richter almost killed the minister.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 29, 2011, 04:45:00 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 29, 2011, 04:18:38 PM
That is...*IF* I bother getting married again anyway, and if it's even going to be a reenactment wedding.

I barely remember the first one, we were drunk. We were all VERY drunk, and Richter almost killed the minister.

How did Richter almost kill the minister?
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Suu on April 29, 2011, 04:46:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on April 29, 2011, 04:45:00 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 29, 2011, 04:18:38 PM
That is...*IF* I bother getting married again anyway, and if it's even going to be a reenactment wedding.

I barely remember the first one, we were drunk. We were all VERY drunk, and Richter almost killed the minister.

How did Richter almost kill the minister?

I'll let him take this one. I wasn't there yet.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Richter on April 29, 2011, 04:54:14 PM
NO shit, there I was, but it was a series of accidents and missunderstandings. 

1st:  The roll out "aisle" carpet was blowing away in the wind.  I dig into the volvo of many thigns and produce 3 large spikes and a hammer to nail the thing down.  Just as I turn to get to work, the minister is standing there,a nd I realize I'm holding a "Make your own crucifixion" kit.  AWKWARD

2nd:  I'm shootign the shit with people, and they're complaining about the wind (It was damn windy).  I reply that it's a beautiful day otherwise, and gesture expansively at the scenic expanse of water and cliff.  Being around italians rubs off on me, and my "talk with hands" factor was WAY up. 

Well, the expansive jesture hit the minister in the face.  She was very cool about it, and turned the other cheek.   
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 29, 2011, 04:54:44 PM
Also, not that I particularly care, but I saw a picture of the wedding on Yahoo news. Man, the Irish Guards have a really unappealing dress uniform.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 29, 2011, 04:55:47 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 04:54:14 PM
NO shit, there I was, but it was a series of accidents and missunderstandings. 

1st:  The roll out "aisle" carpet was blowing away in the wind.  I dig into the volvo of many thigns and produce 3 large spikes and a hammer to nail the thing down.  Just as I turn to get to work, the minister is standing there,a nd I realize I'm holding a "Make your own crucifixion" kit.  AWKWARD

2nd:  I'm shootign the shit with people, and they're complaining about the wind (It was damn windy).  I reply that it's a beautiful day otherwise, and gesture expansively at the scenic expanse of water and cliff.  Being around italians rubs off on me, and my "talk with hands" factor was WAY up. 

Well, the expansive jesture hit the minister in the face.  She was very cool about it, and turned the other cheek.   

:lulz:
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Suu on April 29, 2011, 04:57:34 PM
And you're my potential date for Big Fat 3rd Gen Costello Italian Wedding Mark II?

Christ. My cousin is going to KILL US.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Cain on April 29, 2011, 05:32:48 PM
Missed the whole thing, woke up at 16:30 and have watched Deal or No Deal and Come Dine With Me.  Only read RSS feeds about Afghanistan and finance. 

I think this is a victory.  The BBC's nefarious blanket coverage has failed to ensnare me.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Triple Zero on April 29, 2011, 07:16:51 PM
I just saw a bit. Dutch current events/media daily show type thing, and they were reporting on the way it was reported (that they didn't switch to the right camera angle when the ring was given, etc) ... fuck you post-modernism :lulz:

Also the prince dude's costume was downright silly. Red blue and yellow? Fuck.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Suu on April 29, 2011, 08:02:02 PM
Irish Guard.

My sister won't wear an awesome hat with me to my cousin's wedding. WTF.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2011, 08:02:50 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 29, 2011, 08:02:02 PM
Irish Guard.

That's the guy who keeps the key to the liquor cabinet, right?
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Suu on April 29, 2011, 08:38:49 PM
I think so.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Triple Zero on April 29, 2011, 10:01:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2011, 08:02:50 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 29, 2011, 08:02:02 PM
Irish Guard.

That's the guy who keeps the key to the liquor cabinet, right?

Ah now that makes sense. I understand they wouldn't want to make that guy wear camo.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Thurnez Isa on April 30, 2011, 12:51:38 AM
WHY ARE PPL STILL TALKING ABOUT THIS STUPID WEDDING!!!!
:argh!:

I DONT CARE
NO ONE CARES

NO HE DOESN'T LOOK HANDSOME
HE LOOKS LIKE THE SMUG ASSHOLE THAT YOU SEE THE BOUNCERS TOSS OUT OF THE STRIP CLUB FOR TRYING TO RUB HIS LACK OF COCK AGAINST ONE OF THE GIRLS
I DONT WANT HIM ON MY MONEY
EVER !!!!
I WANT TO SLAP HIM ACROSS HIS FUCKING SMUG ASS FACE

NO SHE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A FUCKING PRINCESS
SHE LOOKS LIKE THE BITCHING GIRL THAT ALWAYS GETS KILLED IN THE HOT TUBE IN THOSE SLASHER FILMS

THATS IT
AMERICA
WHEN THE QUEEN DIES
WE'RE STEALING YOUR MONEY
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: *GrumpButt* on April 30, 2011, 12:55:33 AM
(http://hollywooddame.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Kate-Middleton-Wedding-Dress-HEADER.jpg)

Meh. Not all that great Imo....


Mwaahahah I feed offa your wrath!
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Luna on May 23, 2011, 09:04:06 PM
Holy shit.

That godawful AWFUL hat?

The one Princess Beatrice was wearing?

Donated to charity, sold for 81,100 pounds on ebay.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110523/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_britain_wedding_hat
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Freeky on May 23, 2011, 09:12:02 PM
:lulz:
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 23, 2011, 09:14:06 PM
Most expensive bidet seat ever.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 23, 2011, 09:43:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 23, 2011, 09:14:06 PM
Most expensive bidet seat ever.   :lulz:

POTD

I knew it reminded me of *something*...  :lulz:
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Adios on May 23, 2011, 09:49:22 PM
That this thread even exists makes me want to destroy a small country, like England.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 23, 2011, 10:24:25 PM
Or at least the palace.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: BadBeast on May 24, 2011, 07:37:36 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 23, 2011, 09:49:22 PM
That this thread even exists makes me want to destroy a small country, like England.
That's been tried before. Try a smaller one. Like Wales.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Luna on May 24, 2011, 07:38:19 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 24, 2011, 07:37:36 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 23, 2011, 09:49:22 PM
That this thread even exists makes me want to destroy a small country, like England.
That's been tried before. Try a smaller one. Like Wales.

I always though of Wales as more of a suburb than a real country... 
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Suu on May 24, 2011, 07:39:03 PM
It's a state, not a country. Scotland at least was it's own country, but I don't think the Welsh were ever granted that much freedom.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 24, 2011, 08:14:37 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 24, 2011, 07:39:03 PM
It's a state, not a country. Scotland at least was it's own country, but I don't think the Welsh were ever granted that much freedom.

Wales was a nation once, briefly.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Suu on May 24, 2011, 08:29:49 PM
And we all know the tragic end of that story.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 24, 2011, 08:31:43 PM
The Welsh are still bitter.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 24, 2011, 08:33:35 PM
I've met the welsh, they should be banned  :argh!:
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: BadBeast on May 24, 2011, 08:41:34 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 24, 2011, 08:33:35 PM
I've met the welsh, they should be banned  :argh!:
Think yourself lucky you have the English, and not the Welsh living next door to you. At least we insult each other in the same language.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 24, 2011, 08:42:41 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 24, 2011, 08:41:34 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 24, 2011, 08:33:35 PM
I've met the welsh, they should be banned  :argh!:
Think yourself lucky you have the English, and not the Welsh living next door to you. At least we insult each other in the same language.

If you can call that "language", with all those vowels in it.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: BadBeast on May 24, 2011, 08:42:54 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 24, 2011, 07:39:03 PM
It's a state, not a country. Scotland at least was it's own country, but I don't think the Welsh were ever granted that much freedom.
Wales is an actual Country though. (It's the only thing that keeps them all on the West side of the Severn)
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 24, 2011, 08:45:06 PM
That's not going far enough, we should elevate their status to independent planet then convince them they can't breathe our earthling atmosphere
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: BadBeast on May 24, 2011, 08:49:38 PM
Or at least take those stupid bridges down.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 24, 2011, 08:53:35 PM
Case in point - is there a single human being, on the face of the planet who only speaks welsh? I don't mean "refuses to speak english when there are english or scottish people around" I mean actually incapable? Answer - no! Srsly. So why do all the fucking road signs have to have welsh subtitles on them? Answer - because of THE FUCKING WELSH, that's why!
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Cain on May 24, 2011, 10:50:04 PM
England actually doesn't exist.  Seriously.

There hasn't been an English Parliament since 1707.  England does not exist as a political unit or recognized regional level administrative area, except for the purposes of EU elections, putting it on a par with, for example, Liege in Belgium.  That Scotland, Northern Ireland and Wales do exist, yet England officially does not, is a cause of constant anguish for Daily Mail and Telegraph readers.  That there are more constituencies up for grabs in not-England than in the rest of the UK combined is frequently ignored, of course.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 24, 2011, 10:55:04 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 24, 2011, 08:14:37 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 24, 2011, 07:39:03 PM
It's a state, not a country. Scotland at least was it's own country, but I don't think the Welsh were ever granted that much freedom.

Wales was a nation once, briefly.

But they couldn't handle nice things.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 25, 2011, 03:25:47 AM
Quote from: Cain on May 24, 2011, 10:50:04 PM
England actually doesn't exist.  Seriously.

There hasn't been an English Parliament since 1707.  England does not exist as a political unit or recognized regional level administrative area, except for the purposes of EU elections, putting it on a par with, for example, Liege in Belgium.  That Scotland, Northern Ireland and Wales do exist, yet England officially does not, is a cause of constant anguish for Daily Mail and Telegraph readers.  That there are more constituencies up for grabs in not-England than in the rest of the UK combined is frequently ignored, of course.

Ah the West Lothian Question  :lulz:
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Cain on May 25, 2011, 04:28:37 AM
It always amuses me to argue with such people that bigwigs in London, wherever they are from, have no right to tell Wessex people what they can and can't do.  And if they start to agree, then argue it down to the county, district and town level (and beyond) until we reach a point where basically the only position one can take is that a person cannot force any other person to do anything, ever.

Arbitrary levels of local identification FTW.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Suu on May 25, 2011, 04:33:31 AM
In Florida, counties govern things like local sales tax and school districts.

In Rhode Island, they're just for show (granted we only have 5 of them). Which I guess they got from England.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 25, 2011, 05:49:30 AM
Quote from: Suu on May 25, 2011, 04:33:31 AM
In Florida, counties govern things like local sales tax and school districts.

In Rhode Island, they're just for show (granted we only have 5 of them). Which I guess they got from England.

Same here. We're right next door so I suppose it makes sense. Counties in Massachusetts are basically only good for court cases and weather advisories.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Suu on May 25, 2011, 03:04:21 PM
Yeah, same here. We have a Providence COUNTY Courthouse, and a Kent COUNTY Courthouse. And there's no such thing as South County, it's really Washington County, which has a fair named after it, but I don't think it has a courthouse.  :?
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Don Coyote on November 29, 2012, 02:45:52 AM
Bumping this because Welsh.
Title: Re: Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 29, 2012, 06:14:07 AM
Royal Wedding you say?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wygzJtJwPnk

Now, normally, I would show this sort of thing out of being an Irish douche.

BUT.

This is a hilarious counterpoint to the standard "American station going off the air" back in the day when TV actually went off the air sort of thing.