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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: Cain on April 28, 2011, 08:33:08 PM

Title: Chinese state security whine
Post by: Cain on April 28, 2011, 08:33:08 PM
From a journo friend

Quote"Everybody hates us, both inside and outside the Party. The top leadership hates us because we're descended from Kang Sheng's men, and they were persecuted by them in the Cultural Revolution."

"I was recruited while I was at college. They were looking for people who were bright, committed to the Party, and tall."

"In Russia, their state security has camps that recruit beautiful women and train them in sex. Why can't we have something like that?"

Title: Re: Chinese state security whine
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on April 28, 2011, 08:38:02 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Chinese state security whine
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 28, 2011, 08:39:59 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Chinese state security whine
Post by: Laughin Jude on April 28, 2011, 08:50:19 PM
In America we have kinky niche dating websites where you can recruit women to train in sex. The free market wins again.
Title: Re: Chinese state security whine
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 28, 2011, 10:31:37 PM
:lulz: That's glorious.

also...

Quote from: Laughin Jude on April 28, 2011, 08:50:19 PM
In America we have kinky niche dating websites where you can recruit women to train in sex. The free market wins again.

Nothing that is responsible for the existence of FetLife can be said to be "winning" in any context.
Title: Re: Chinese state security whine
Post by: Telarus on April 29, 2011, 03:44:01 AM
Quote from: Cain on April 28, 2011, 08:33:08 PM
From a journo friend

Quote"Everybody hates us, both inside and outside the Party. The top leadership hates us because we're descended from Kang Sheng's men, and they were persecuted by them in the Cultural Revolution."

"I was recruited while I was at college. They were looking for people who were bright, committed to the Party, and tall."

"In Russia, their state security has camps that recruit beautiful women and train them in sex. Why can't we have something like that?"



:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: